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Ye Lingfei carried Zhang Luxue on his back and urged the other three girls to walk quickly.

"Haven't you heard that exercise produces heat, if you walk quickly, you won't feel cold!" Ye Lingfei said with a smile, "Why don't we come to the competition and see who crosses this mountain first!" ”

"Brother Ye, then you will definitely lose!" Tang Xiaowan smiled, "We must be faster than you!" ”

Seeing the three girls running towards the mountain, Ye Lingfei held Zhang Luxue's legs with both hands and said to Zhang Luxue behind him: "Hold me, I'm going to speed up!" ”

"Are you okay?" Zhang Luxue hugged Ye Lingfei's neck tightly and asked worriedly, "Am I a little heavy?" ”

"It's okay, it's just that your chest is uncomfortable against me, it would be nice if I didn't have those two things!" Ye Lingfei made a joke, causing Zhang Luxue to open her mouth and bite Ye Lingfei's shoulder, and said weakly: "You are a hooligan, I will not change my words!" ”

"If you don't change it, don't change it!" Ye Lingfei said with a smile.

Although Ye Lingfei was carrying Zhang Luxue on his back, he was climbing the mountain much faster than the other three girls, and when Ye Lingfei was already standing on the mountain, the three girls were still panting and climbing up the mountain.

Ye Lingfei took out his mobile phone at the top of the mountain, and he was lucky that there was a signal. He hurriedly dialed the number of the beast, and when the beast heard Ye Lingfei's voice, he roared excitedly and said, "Boss, where are you, I'll go and save you immediately!" "Save my fart, I'm still in the mountains, damn it, why is this weather so cold, what does the weather forecast say?" Ye Lingfei asked.

"The weather forecast says cold air and temperatures will drop. I put everyone in Yuji Mountain, and the hotel we stayed in was also flooded, and I heard those bastards say that this is a phenomenon that has not been encountered in a hundred years, and those bastards organized rescues, and according to their statistics, there are at least three or four hundred tourists besieged on the mountain. The beast scolded. But I don't think those bastards can rescue at all, and the rescue plan formulated is useless, and they can't go up the mountain at all. ”

"Less nonsense. You help me find the map now! Ye Lingfei said. I don't have a problem. But Xiaowan, they can't! ”

The beast quickly followed Ye Lingfei's instructions to get the topographic map of the Yuji Mountains. After finding Ye Lingfei's location. The beast told Ye Lingfei to just go west. There is a river there. Just cross that river. The rest of the road is easy to go. But that river may not be easy to cross right now.

The beast told Ye Lingfei that he would rush over with something. Just let Ye Lingfei rush to that river. The rest will be left to him.

"Yes. Do it! Ye Lingfei also reminded the beast to prepare more clothes, food, water and other items. After talking to the beast on the phone. Ye Lingfei said to Tang Xiaowan and the others with Zhang Luxue behind his back. "We just have to go west. Just get to the river. Don't expect those rescuers to get here. If only we stayed any longer. Can only freeze to death here! ”

The three girls gasped for air. I was tired enough just now. Ye Lingfei saw that these three girls were tired like this. I can't bear it. But this time. Ye Lingfei had no choice. If you don't let these three girls exercise more. That can only get colder and colder.

"Let's go. I'll tell you a story! Ye Lingfei said and led the three girls down the mountain. As he walked, he said, "My story is hilarious. If you laugh so badly. Don't blame me! ”

"Manager Ye, don't talk nonsense, who knows what kind of yellow jokes you will say!" After last night, Zheng Kele's attitude towards Ye Lingfei was obviously much more affectionate, and even his speech was not as restrained as before. She walked with Xu Ying and said, "Xu Ying, did you say?" ”

"I don't know!" Xu Ying said.

Tang Xiaowan echoed: "I can prove that Brother Ye likes to tell pornographic jokes the most!" ”

"Huh!" Zhang Luxue, who was lying on Ye Lingfei's back, let out a laugh. Her voice was weak, and she said, "See, you're a rascal!" ”

"A hooligan is a hooligan, what is this, there is a good saying, a man is not lustful, he is purely sick. From the current point of view, Megumi Yanagishita in ancient times was either impotence or sexual impotence! ”

Ye Lingfei's words caused the girls to let out a burst of happy laughter, which seemed to blow away the cold air around them. Several people obviously felt that their bodies were warm, and Ye Lingfei cleared his throat. Said slowly: "I'll tell you the story of a little white rabbit, you guys have to walk carefully!" Ye Lingfei said. supported Zhang Luxue's pink buttocks with his hand, made Zhang Luxue's body move upward, and said in his mouth: "You too, don't laugh and tremble, I can't bear it!" ”

"Brother Ye, you haven't said it yet, how do you know we'll laugh!" Tang Xiaowan smiled, "Maybe your joke isn't funny at all!" ”

"What if I make you laugh?" Ye Lingfei asked.

"It's up to you!" After Zheng Kele, Xu Ying, and Tang Xiaowan looked at each other, the three of them made up their minds and didn't laugh at all. So Zheng Kele said: "However, if you don't let us laugh, then Manager Ye, you have to agree to our conditions!" ”

"On what terms?" Ye Lingfei asked.

"Well, I haven't thought about it yet!" Zheng Kele said, "Manager Ye, do you dare to agree?" ”

"Say yes, say yes, what's the big deal!" Ye Lingfei put on a look of indifference and agreed. Ye Lingfei started to tell a joke at this time.

"In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hong Kong, and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who finds the rabbit first!"

As soon as Ye Lingfei said a word, Tang Xiaowan interrupted: "Brother Ye, is the United Nations nothing to do, how can it use this method!" ”

"yes, yes, it's boring!" Zheng Kele also chimed in, "This method is very mentally retarded!" ”

"Listen to it, why bother with such ramblings!" Ye Lingfei said, "People are willing to do this, what does it matter to you!" ”

"People just talk!" Tang Xiaowan rubbed her arms with both hands, and rubbed her cold arms to make them warmer. She kicked a stone under her feet away, and said indignantly: "People just ask, who doesn't let people ask the ground, it's really domineering!" ”

Ye Lingfei knew that these girls were deliberately finding fault, so he didn't pay attention to it, and continued: "The first forest was before the American police, they first spent half a day meeting to formulate a battle plan, strictly divide labor, and then send special forces to quickly enter the forest to conduct a carpet search, but because the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away!" ”

"Scoundrel jokes, not funny at all!" Zheng Kele said with a digging mouth, Tang Xiaowan and Xu Ying also agreed, and even Zhang Luxue hummed.

"I'm not done yet!" Ye Lingfei saw that if he continued to talk about it in the way these girls interrupted, this joke would not be a joke at all, so he said simply: "When I arrived at the Hong Kong police, they sent more than 100 people and more than 20 police cars to surround the forest, and someone took the lead in shouting rabbits, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender, but when they entered the forest, the rabbit had already run away while shouting." Finally, the Chinese police, China only sent four policemen, these four people played mahjong for a day, and then at dusk one of them took a baton and walked into the forest, and within five minutes, he heard a scream of animals in the forest. There was not much time, and the four policemen came out smoking a cigarette and laughing, dragging a bear with a blue nose and swollen face behind him, and the bear was dying and said Don't fight anymore, I'm a rabbit."

When Ye Lingfei finished speaking, the four girls closed their mouths tightly, their faces flushed, and they couldn't help laughing. In the end, they couldn't help it and laughed.

Seeing these girls laughing, Ye Lingfei also laughed.

But after all, these four girls did not have the good physical strength of Ye Lingfei, plus the road was already difficult to walk, and some places were blocked by stones rolling down the mountain, these girls quickly lost their physical strength. Tang Xiaowan panted and said, "Brother Ye, find a place to rest!" ”

Ye Lingfei shook his head and said, "No, we have to rush to that river as soon as possible, who knows what will happen behind this." I see that it is easy to do this cold day, but I am afraid of this landslide. ”

As soon as Ye Lingfei's words fell, he heard Zheng Kele let out a sharp scream, Ye Lingfei was startled, and hurriedly caught up with Zheng Kele with Zhang Luxue on his back, only to see Zheng Kele pointing to a man in a short-sleeved T-shirt lying in front of him, and said in a trembling voice: "Scared....scared to death!" ”

Ye Lingfei put Zhang Luxue down and asked Xu Ying to take care of Zhang Luxue, he walked quickly to the man, put his hand under the man's snort, shook his head and said, "The person is dead!" ”

The four girls were all frightened, and everyone would be afraid to see the corpses in this barren mountain.

Ye Lingfei looked around and said, "This person was not frozen to death, it is very likely that he was stoned to death." I don't think this piece is safe, there may be a landslide at any time, don't stand here, hurry up! With that, he hurried to Zhang Luxue's eyes, picked up Zhang Luxue, and urged Tang Xiaowan, Xu Ying and Zheng Kele to leave quickly.

Not long after these people left, they heard a rumbling sound from behind, Tang Xiaowan secretly looked back, and saw a lot of stones rolling down from the mountain, which frightened Tang Xiaowan's face pale, and she didn't dare to delay for a moment, and ran forward as much as possible.

In one breath, they ran out of more than a mile, and these girls couldn't walk alive or dead, and the three of them sat on the ground, leaving only the strength to breathe.

"What should I do?" Ye Lingfei was worried, looking at this posture, these girls couldn't move. And I can only carry one on my back, no matter who carries it, there are three girls who will stay here. If you stay here, you will freeze to death sooner or later.

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