Chapter 1: Qin Shi Huang's Footcloth
"Bang bang bang" A rapid knock on the door pulled Zhou Tian out of his sleep, "Peel the skin, I have a letter from you, and I will put it at the door for you." ”
"Got it." Zhou Tian replied lazily, stepped on his natal red trousers, made a Wang Ba turn-over pose, and got out of bed half-dead.
"Who, it's okay to write to me." Zhou Tian rubbed his eyes that were sealed by eye feces, and opened the slightly yellowed envelope in his hand.
"Dear Zhou Tian, I am your uncle." Uncle? I don't know what my mother is like, where is this uncle, Zhou Tian scratched his head and continued to read.
"Maybe you don't know who I am, but none of this matters, the important thing is that Uncle Ben has left you a huge inheritance, a large supermarket, come and sign for it, and here is the address."
"Really, fake." Zhou Tian looked at this short suicide note, a little stunned, he had imagined countless times that he was the illegitimate son of a certain rich man, and one day, this rich man would give him a huge inheritance, but he didn't expect this fantasy to become a reality - although the name of the other party is his uncle, but who the hell cares about this, isn't it an inheritance.
Wiping the saliva on the corner of his mouth, Zhou Tian's heart became vigilant, "What if it's a liar and wants to kidnap me." But this suspicion was quickly thrown away by Zhou Tian, except for the red underwear on his body more than ten yuan, other things on his body did not exceed ten yuan, even the black and white screen mobile phone was bought from the scrap station at a high price of seven yuan and two (there are two yuan and three cents on the mobile phone card, and the total is less than ten yuan).
Looking at the address on the letter, Zhou Tian quickly packed up the things in the house and rushed to the road without looking back. My brother still owes the landlord a month's rent, and if he runs slowly, it is estimated that the natal pants on his body will not be guaranteed.
According to the address on the suicide note, Zhou Tian boarded the bus to the west, arrived at the terminal, and transferred to the three jumpers for half an hour, and got off the bus in a deserted and populated place on Sunday.
"I guess it's a delivery supermarket." Zhou Tian looked at the slightly inaccessible roads around him and muttered.
"No. 98 Emperor Road, it should be near here." Zhou Tian looked far away and found that there was not a single building more than three meters in the surrounding area, except for a few small bungalows scattered around.
"Uncle, how to get to No. 98 Emperor Road." In desperation, Zhou Tian asked an old man selling vegetables on the side of the road.
"Young man shopping for groceries." The old man who sold vegetables calmly took a sip of the tea in his hand, wiped his sweat with a hand towel and said.
"I'm asking how to get to 98 Emperor Road." Zhou Tian thought that the old man was deaf, so he shouted loudly again.
"You are deaf to me, what are you doing so loudly, leeks cost two dollars a catty, how much does it cost." The old man who sold vegetables plucked his ears and said dissatisfiedly.
"Here's a pound." Zhou Tian understood what the old man meant, took out two coins from his pocket and handed them over. Zhou Tian, who is about to become a big boss, still cares about two coins.
"You ask No. 98 Emperor Road." The old man selling vegetables pulled out a lock of leeks from the car and handed it to Zhou Tian, saying, "You can come back in two years, see the grocery store behind me, two years later, it will be No. 98 Emperor Road." ”
"What." Zhou Tian was stunned and looked at the grocery store behind the old man selling vegetables.
Could it be that I have been tricked?
"Is the young man's name Zhou Tian?" The vegetable seller said with a stroke in front of Zhou Tian's eyes.
"Well, how do you know?" Zhou Tian came back to his senses and said.
"That's right." The old man who sold vegetables threw a key to Zhou Tian and said, "My name is Wu Laoer, you can call me second uncle, this is what your uncle asked me to give you before he died, and this grocery store will be yours in the future." ”
"Hehe, I don't believe it yet, do you?" Wu Lao Er snorted his yellow teeth and said, "Your grocery store is the largest non-staple food supplier in the vicinity, and when the time comes, you will make a lot of money if you do a good job." ”
Wu Lao Er put away the vegetable stall and said, "Your uncle entrusted me to take care of the store before he died, but I was dutiful, and I haven't lost anything until now, don't be stunned, I'll take you to see it." ”
"Well...... Good. "The grocery store is the grocery store, and when the time comes, it will really not be able to sell it, so you can still get one or two thousand yuan.
When he came to the door of the grocery store, Wu Lao Er skillfully opened the door, turned back to Zhou Tian and said, "I still have a door key, if you can trust me, I'll help you watch the store if it's okay, if you can't believe me, you will change the door lock, and save me for losing something." There are tobacco, alcohol, sugar and tea in this store, and it is estimated that they have not expired, and you don't have to clean up, you can open directly. ”
"How can I change the lock, I just came, and I have to rely on the second uncle to help me." Zhou Tian glanced at the things on the container, and found that there were still a few bottles of Moutai on the container, and said in surprise, "Second uncle, the grade of this store is not low, Moutai has it." ”
"Look clearly, this wine is 'Maotai', not 'Moutai'" Wu Lao Er pointed to the words on the wine and said, "Although there are a lot of fakes in the store, they are all coming in from regular places, although the taste is almost good, but you can't drink dead, you kid can remember, it's okay to sell fakes, but don't fucking kill people." ”
"Second uncle, don't worry, I will definitely replace it with genuine goods when the time comes, and I will definitely not cheat people." Zhou Tian took a closer look at the fakes on the shelves, and there were really a lot of fakes such as "floating shampoo" and "Kang Shuaifu instant noodles". dizzy, and two barrels of peanut oil from "orchids". I can't sell it just by looking at it.
"You kid has broken off the idea of selling genuine goods, no one in our place recognizes the brand, if you really change it to the real thing, maybe no one will buy it." Wu Lao Er reminded, "You can just look at this shop, no one takes care of the vegetable stall, I have to go first, I will take these two bottles of 'Golden Bafu', which is considered to be the reward for showing you the store for these two months." ”
Wu Lao Er went out with two bottles of "Golden Bafu", and suddenly turned around and said, "Half a mile to the west, there is a noodle restaurant, if you want to eat hot, go there, don't forget to make it clear that you are the boss here." ”
Seeing Wu Lao Er return to his vegetable stall, Zhou Tian sighed helplessly, took a can of "Everything Coke", and sat on the three-legged chair.
"Bang", as soon as the "Everything Coke" was opened, it sprayed Zhou Tian's body.
"Say, the name is not good, but the gas is quite sufficient." Zhou Tian hurriedly shook off all the coke on his body, and he lost that his clothes had not been washed for two months, and if there was no oil on them, it was really not waterproof.
After taking a breath, Zhou Tian did not delay, although this grocery store is miserable, but it is also its own industry, maybe it will be listed one day, do it well, no matter how bad it is, this room of fakes alone is enough to eat for half a year.
After some checking, Zhou Tian found that the things in this shop are really complete, as long as the container is wiped down, there is no problem with opening today.
However, looking at the full container of fakes, Zhou Tian is still a little worried, in case the industrial and commercial bureau wants to check, it is estimated that he will be able to get a long-term meal ticket from the detention center. Besides, I don't know where to buy those fakes that can't eat the dead, in case I eat the dead, then it's not a matter of long-term meal tickets.
After thinking about it, Zhou Tian still decided to sell the real thing, but he had to sell these fakes first, otherwise where would he get the money.
After wiping all the containers, Zhou Tian set up a clearance sign at the door, which is considered to be the opening.
The things in the store were originally marked with prices, and after the prices were lowered on Sunday, they should not worry about selling them, and it is estimated that it will not take a while for those uncles and aunts to come to hear the news.
But after waiting for a long time, there was no one in this grocery store, don't the uncles and aunts like cheap goods?
Until the evening, the grocery store on Sunday failed to open, but the second Wu came again, saying that there was wine and no meat, so he took two chicken feet from Zhou Tian.
Zhou Tianxian has no money in his hand, and the only two yuan left to buy leeks are also available, if you want to eat, it is estimated that you will have to solve it on the spot, but this grocery store has everything you need, and it is naturally no problem to eat enough. But Zhou Tian really didn't dare to let go of eating, then Wu Lao Er said that these fakes can't eat dead people, but that's according to his stomach, it is estimated that if Zhou Tian wants to eat, he really has to take it easy.
Zhou Tian, who only drank a can of "Everything" at noon, was naturally hungry for a long time, and after closing the store, Zhou Tian boiled a pot of hot water in an electric kettle to prepare instant noodles.
Two "and again" ham sausages plus a bowl of "Kang Shuaifu" instant noodles are considered dinner.
Not to mention, although all the shops in this shop are fakes, the taste is still good, smelling the fragrant instant noodles, Zhou Tian couldn't help but sigh, "That's the smell!" ”
After digging the intestines in, Zhou Tian began to suck instant noodles, eating instant noodles itself is a very common thing, but it should also be Zhou Tian's bad luck, instant noodles are good, but the quality of the fork inside is a lot worse. Before he could take two bites, the fork was broken, and it was inserted into Zhou Tian's nose and eyes impartially.
So Zhou Tian was tragic, a good bowl of instant noodles was contaminated by Zhou Tian's nosebleed, but the unfortunate thing is not over, and I don't know if it is a problem with the seasoning package or the instant noodles themselves, anyway, Zhou Tian's nosebleed has a chemical reaction in the instant noodle bowl.
Just when Zhou Tian was still lamenting that he was unlucky, a burst of red light suddenly shot out of the bowl, and after the red light swirled, it fell on Zhou Tian's body, and then an extremely mechanical voice came out of the instant noodle bowl.
"The history collection mission has started, please get ready."
"Mission Name: Qin Shi Huang's Footcloth.
"Mission duration: thirty days."
"Props: A pair of nasal congestion."
"Quest reward: a lot of money."
"Mission Failed: Obliterated (407 killed)"
Target, 210 BC, go!
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