[Chapter 118: What Do You Call Me]
Jiang Lele was very depressed today, and he just bought a new licensed bag on the shelves of GI, and immediately took it to the company to show off. It's a pity that the MM of the planning department is not at all with other departments, although they have an understanding of fashion things, they are not enthusiastic enough, and some colleagues say that GI is not good, it is better to buy LV cost-effective; Some people say that this kind of thing, only one season later, and there are updates coming out, just look at the magazine, if you catch up, it's too expensive and very unaffordable.
If that's the case, she won't be depressed, but she just thinks that they have been upgraded to JJ, and they are starting to be pragmatic and not trendy. If you want to work with the hipsters in the business department, you will know a lot about the goods. But the words of Chen Aiyuan, the planning director, made her wilt a lot. The situation at that time was as follows:
"Lele, I heard that you take the bus to and from work every day and rent a house by yourself?" Chen Aiyuan asked very seriously.
"Yes, yes, does Chen always want to give me a little more subsidy?" Someone's eyes are shining.
"Dream! Hehe, I don't criticize you for being frugal and buying famous brands, just with my personal attitude...... For example, when I was riding the bus, I saw a fashionable girl with a famous brand all over her body, with gi in her left hand and lv in her right hand, wearing prada, shoes with cd, cocochanel perfume, and cartier jewelry...... I don't think she's trendy and fashionable, I just think she's a copycat queen, even if all she has is a real brand, I will also think it's a stall knockoff, who believes that a bus rider will be willing to buy a luxury brand? Who would believe that someone who can afford a luxury brand would be willing to take a bus? is a nouveau riche who likes famous brands, at least there is a good car to base up! So Lele, I suggest you buy a car first. ”
This made Jiang Lele very depressed, and the fashionista did not do it, but made everyone feel that she was a money-worshipping girl with a weak heart and a swollen face and a fat woman...... When I just got off work, I was chatting about the new bag with colleagues from other departments on the way, intentionally or unintentionally, and finally heard the exclamation of anticipation, which made her feel a little satisfied. When I walked to this bus stop, everyone was circulating and appreciating, but I didn't expect that the two men waiting for the train would grab the bag first.
Although they snatched a total of three bags, the other two that they didn't pay attention to were also lost. But what others carry, although it is good, is not this kind of luxury brand, let alone a new product. Therefore, when several other female colleagues screamed, Jiang Lele was not stunned and chased after him as soon as possible.
Make no mistake! The old lady is frugal and has just bought a new bag, although she has been criticized as a copycat hipster, so let me show off for a few days, right?
Fortunately, the shoes she was wearing today were not high, and she chased after her and didn't put herself down first. But with a girl, if you want to chase two men who come to grab bags prepared, it is undoubtedly much worse. The more she chased, the greater the distance became, which made Jiang Lele angry and angry, even if she called for help along the road, and other passers-by encountered her, at most they would just make way for her, and of course they would make way for those who grabbed bags, anyway, it was none of her business.
......"? Rope! Did the madwoman chase after you? A bag in one hand, already turned to the path, a man who grabbed the bag asked pantingly.
Another man about twenty-five years old, whom he called Rope Yu, was holding Jiang Lele's new bag in his hand, looked back, stopped, and let out a long breath: "No! Seeing that the other one was still running, he caught up a few steps and stopped him: "Jianxian, take a break!" Didn't come. ”
Wu Jianxian and Shenyu stopped, squatted down and gasped, looking at Jiang Lele, who was not chasing after them, and then they were a little relieved.
"Oh yes! Isn't it just a bag grabbed, and what are you chasing? Do you have to force me to go with the knife? ”
"That is, like others, I think I am unlucky, and it is a big deal to call the police...... Whew, it's been a long time since anyone has chased this far, I'm so unaccustomed to it, I can't even run. ”
"Hey...... This shows that that girl's bag should be really worth some money! ”
"Oh yes! It should be a famous brand, and we don't know the goods, so if we shoot casually, will we be slaughtered? ”
"It's okay, I can help with the identification."
Wu Jianxian and Xianyu, whose breath calmed down a little, were taken aback, because they didn't say this just now, but when they didn't notice it, there was already a person squatting next to them!
"Who are you?" They had just been looking at the intersection behind them, but now they immediately turned around and looked at him warily.
Li Yan smiled slightly: "What do you say?" You're robbers, I'm selling, believe it? ”
"What proof do you have?"
Wu Jianxian and Shen Yu both looked at Li Yan suspiciously, in fact, in their hearts, both of them regarded him as black and black! If ordinary people see their appearance, where would they dare to come closer? Only people in the same way will see the intention of wealth. But...... You're alone, and you still want to hack the two of us?
"Do you dare to show me the bag? I can help you identify specific values. Li Yan gently stretched out his hand.
"Humph!" Wu Jianxian sneered: "If I give it to you, what if you catch it and run?" ”
Rope Yu thought about it for a while, and said in a gloomy voice: "I'll give you a try first, if you dare to play tricks...... Hey! He only had one bag in his hand, and with the other hand he pulled out a folding knife, quickly opened it and shook it.
"What about tricks?"
When Li Yan's word "play" was just exported, the person had already squatted up and shot at the same time! The hand that stretched out first quickly grabbed the hair of the rope Yu, and the other hand also grabbed Wu Jianxian's hair, slamming the heads of the two people who were squatting face to face together!
"Ahh
Li Yan was a little surprised when he saw that it was Wu Jianxian who was screaming, the dog said, yes! Under my shot, I didn't even knock out, and I could still scream? It's not easy.
"Oh yes! Rope! Why are you stabbing me? ”
After screaming, Wu Jianxian immediately scolded, Li Yan was taking a closer look, it turned out that it was not that he was particularly powerful, but that when he hit it, he neglected the details of the knife that Rope Yu took out, and as a result, the knife in his hand was pierced into Wu Jianxian's thigh in the process of leaning forward, and he screamed soberly in pain.
"You guys stab slowly."
Li Yan smiled and took all three bags.
Rope Yu was already dizzy, and Wu Jianxian had a big pain in his legs, which made him look at Li Yan in horror, and said tremblingly: "Dude, it's all on the same road, give me a way to live!" ”
Li Yan kicked them to the side of the road, and then ran away in the direction they came from.
"Slash people! Grab the bag! Wu Jianxian shouted. Of course, whether he robs others or others rob him, the passers-by who hear and see him are all consciously giving way.
Although Rope Yu was kicked down, he woke up a little and saw that Li Yan was much faster than them. muttered: "So fast? Could it be that he is robbing men and being chased every day? ”
...... "Oh my God! Why am I so unlucky? "Jiang Lele, look up to the sky in protest. Seeing someone staring at him curiously on the side of the road, he immediately glared at him: "What are you looking at?" Give me your ice cream! If you don't sue the teacher! ”
Wow! Ice cream thief! A few children from school who were eating ice cream and watching her quickly threw off their little arms and legs and ran, this powerful sister grabbed ice cream and sued the teacher, it was terrible...... scared the children, their cute reactions made Jiang Lele feel a lot better, and muttered to comfort himself: "Isn't it just a gi bag!" The old doesn't go, the new doesn't come...... God, I just bought it...... Forget it, forget it, another day with gi in the left hand, lv in the right hand, wearing prada, shoes are cd, cocochanel perfume, and cartier jewelry, I scared them to death! ”
"Wow! If you really mix and match like this, it's absolutely sharp. Uncle, I was just a left-footed Nike and a right-footed Adidas, wearing Li Ning and a domineering Adidas hat, your ideals are higher than mine. ”
When he heard someone exclaiming from behind, Jiang Lele quickly turned around, his eyes glared, and when he saw that it was Li Yan, he was relieved.
"Are you done? You're very unkind! Eavesdropping on someone else's speech! ”
Li Yan smiled: "Is there one?" Who are you talking to? Except for the children who were just scared away by someone's threat to grab ice cream, it's just the two of us at this time, right? Of course I think you speak to me, just as as when I speak, you hear the answer. If you have to say that, are you eavesdropping on me? ”
"Ho! I thought you were quite honest, but you were such a ruffian. I'm telling you, I'm talking to her. A hint of wisdom flashed in Jiang Lele's eyes, and he pulled his side, "The two of us were talking just now, who said that there were only two of you?" ”
Li Yan was speechless.
"Come, Coco, say hi to him." After Jiang Lele said to his side, he then looked at Li Yan, and said dissatisfiedly after a while: "Hey, people say hello to you, don't you answer?" ”
"Yes, didn't you hear? I see that the mother-in-law next to you is already nodding with a smile on her face. Li Yan looked stunned, and suddenly asked strangely: "Mother-in-law, what are you touching her hair for?" Scratching your own hair again? ”
Jiang Lele felt cold behind him, and couldn't help but look back quickly, and then gave him a blank look: "Okay, don't try to scare me!" You learn everything from others, can you be a little creative? ”
"Huh, creative? You close your eyes and I'll give you a creative magic trick. Li Yan kept her left hand behind her back and didn't let her see the bag in her hand.
Jiang Lele looked him up and down, "I won't be fooled by you!" What if you insult me? ”
Li Yan was a little dizzy, does this person have delusions of victimization, and his sense of prevention of perverts is also strong.
"Then you turn around."
Jiang Lele suddenly laughed and walked in front of him: "No need to turn around, I know you helped me chase the bag back!" ”
Li Yan had no choice but to take it out, "How do you know?" ”
"There's no reason why you happen to be here at this time, unless you're also about to take the car home and see that my bag was robbed, so you took a shortcut to help me get it back." Although he guessed a few points, Jiang Lele was still very happy to see that he got it back. "Li Yan, thank you!"
"Ha, if it weren't for your kindness to take me the route, I wouldn't have come here, it's your kindness and reward, right, milking girl......"
"What do you call me?"
"Uh......"
(To be continued)