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God, Gao Yang wants to colonize the rice country

The 12 percent unemployment rate in the United States has made members of the Capitol and President Obama impatient. Obaba asks how to save the country's economy, but no one can answer.

The economic crisis has once again befallen the United States, and this financial crisis is many times more serious than the last one.

If the government does not introduce measures to change all this, the top 10 oil companies, top 10 computer companies, and top 10 automobile companies in the United States will be completely bankrupt, and in addition, Boeing and Lockheed Martin will also be suppressed by Eva. Because Huaxia has developed large passenger aircraft with the help of Gaoyang.

The 132 major companies in the United States that have entered the world's top 500 companies have all been affected by the impact of Aihua and are laying off employees, and if these 132 super large companies all go bankrupt, the American economy will collapse.

The silence in the Capitol was extremely upsetting to President Obama:

"Legislators, governors, you are elected public servants of the citizens of the United States, and you can say that you are responsible for all these consequences. At the beginning, Aihua wanted to cooperate with our American computer company, but Microsoft refused, Intel refused, HP refused, and you also passed a bill to sanction Gao Yang. ”

"Later, Gaoyang was willing to cooperate with our car company, GM refused, Ford refused, DaimlerChrysler refused, and now Gaoyang produces more advanced products than these companies. The people in the United States are demanding Aihua's products to enter our market, and now these big companies can no longer compete with Gao Sun, what should we do? My parliamentarians, my governors and gentlemen, tell me, what the hell is going to be done to solve this problem? ”

The congressmen looked at each other, and the old congressman Jackson broke the dullness: "Your Excellency, there is an old saying in China, 'the bell must be tied to the bell', I think the only one who can help the United States is Gao Yang, everything is caused by him, maybe only he has the ability to change the bad situation in the United States." 『』”

As soon as Jackson's words came out, the other congressmen were immediately surprised, what kind of idea is this, to let the president beg his enemies, how is this possible, Gao Yang is so arrogant, he just wants to plunder the wealth of other countries, how can he help the United States.

Congressman Nice stood up: "Your Excellency President, I don't think Gao Yang will help the United States, he is a Chinese, he is for the interests of the Chinese people, and he will definitely not help the United States develop its economy." ”

Jackson helped his reading glasses: "Your Excellency, I remember that Gao Yang said in front of the White House that his purpose is not to let China dominate the world, his purpose is to lead the world to the Federation, his vision is farther than all of us, and he realizes that only by uniting all mankind can we solve many problems." I think Gao Yang is a good person, he is not an extreme nationalist, we Americans forced him to be an enemy. Either way, we should try to ask Gao Yang for help. ”

President Obama spread his hands helplessly: "Do you have any other opinions?" ”

All the congressmen shook their heads, they simply cannot solve the current problems of the United States, unless they can have more advanced technology and can defeat Gaoyang's various products, otherwise, the crisis in the United States will not be resolved.

President Obama sighed repeatedly: "Well, there is no other way, I can only try this way." 『』”

President Obama secretly scolded the congressmen who proposed sanctions against Eva tens of thousands of times, but what is the use of scolding, as president, he is serving American citizens.

President Obaba trembled and pulled up Gao Yang's phone, remembering that Gao Yang would humiliate himself, President Obaba was a little scared in his heart. Baishuwu has no ads in all text

After a while, the phone was connected, and Gao Yang's calm voice came from the other end of the phone: "Your Excellency President, is there something wrong?" ”

"Dear Mr. Gao Yang, I want to ask you for one thing."

Gao Yang smiled coldly: "Your Excellency, what else can't you Americans solve?" You are the overlords of this world. ”

Obaba's voice was a little crying: "Mr. Gao Yang, I beg you very sincerely. Please don't ridicule us, the products of your Aihua company have almost made us bankrupt, the whole world is your product, our big companies have begun to lay off a large number of employees, the economy of the United States has begun to decline, our stock market has fallen very badly, in the long run, the United States will collapse because of economic problems and unemployment. ”

"Hehe, Your Excellency, your America has collapsed, so what's my business. Without hegemony, the world would be a better place. ”

"Mr. Gao Yang, please tell your conscience, all this is caused by you, if it were not for the suppression of your Aihua Company, American products would not be unsold, our large companies would not lay off employees, and the stock market would not be affected."

"Your Excellency, I didn't force you Americans to buy my products, they wanted to buy them themselves, we were just doing fair deals, and I always followed the rules of the game, but you used the law of robbers and punished me again and again. 』”

"Mr. Gao Yang, if the United States goes bankrupt, it will trigger a tsunami of global economic finance, and your China will also suffer huge losses, and your $3 trillion in foreign exchange, how the US government goes bankrupt, it will not be able to repay, and the money you have earned in the past 30 years of reform and opening up will come to naught."

"Your Excellency the President, are you kidnapping the whole world with dollars?"

"Mr. Gao Yang, we didn't kidnap anyone, the world's international transactions are settled in dollars, the dollar is the global currency, once the United States falls, the dollar falls, all countries will be catastrophically affected, the global economy will collapse, the world will go backwards, I just want to tell you that our interests are together. The United States falls, and the whole world does not benefit. ”

Gao Yang laughed: "If the United States falls, we will lose at most three trillion dollars in foreign exchange, and you will lose tens of trillion dollars, and I think it is worth it to use three trillion dollars to bring down a superpower." Your Excellency, without your monetary hegemony, the renminbi and the euro will take your place, and the earth will not collapse. If the dollar falls, and you Americans want to make a comeback, it will be difficult. ”

"Mr. Gao Yang, we don't want to see the U.S. economy recession and the world plunged into chaos, do we?"

"Your Excellency, what do you want to say?"

"Mr. Gao Yang, we're friends, aren't we? I'd like to ask you to help us solve the economic problems in the United States. ”

"Your Excellency, don't you think your question is funny? You are doing everything possible to suppress our Aihua Company, you are trying in every possible way to prevent the rise of our country, in a sense, you are our enemy. "Do you think I'll help you?"

"Mr. Gao Yang, if the United States and Europe go bankrupt, where will your Aihua company's products be sold? Where do you sell your Huaxia products? Your people will also lose a lot of their jobs, and the consequences will be equally terrible. So for the benefit of all of us, please save our American economy. ”

"Your Excellency, we have 1.4 billion people in China, now that China's economy is developing rapidly, our domestic demand will become very strong, our domestic market alone is enough for us Chinese to be busy, leaving the US and European markets, maybe we will have a hard time, but this is difficult for us, the Chinese have the strongest survivability." But you are very pitiful, you are used to the current life, and the economic recession will call for a little, as if the end of the world, in fact, it is not difficult to solve the economic crisis in your country. ”

President Obama was excited: "Mr. Gao Yang, are you willing to help us?" ”

"I can't help it, I can show you Americans a way to live."

"Mr. Gao Yang, please speak."

"5% of you Americans control 60% of the wealth, shouldn't the government have the courage to cut off the heads of these rich people? Rob the rich and help the poor. ”

President Obama's eyes darkened: "Mr. Gao Yang, your opinion is a bit excessive, our rich people all make money by their own minds, but you 0.4% of the people in China control 70% of the wealth, I can tell you a secret, many of your billionaires are." Mr. Gao Yang, killing the rich and helping the poor is not a way, if everyone lives the same life, then who will be interested in fighting? Who wants to make money? ”

"President Obama, I'm just kidding you, it's pathetic, you're serious. Well, I'll tell you one more way to help you Americans. ”

"Please speak, Mr. Gao Yang, I will listen carefully to your opinion."

"Your Excellency, you have 7.5 million new unemployed people in the United States this year, right?"

"Yes, Mr. Gao Yang."

"No problem, if you want, lend me the desert of your country, and I can solve the problem of employment for these people."

President Obama was taken aback: "Mr. Gao Yang, I don't understand what you're talking about. ”

"That's right, Your Excellency the President, I have a technology that can transform deserts into oases, can make these oases fertile land, can produce and grow any plant, if you lend me the deserts of the United States, you can transform these deserts into oases, and then plant plants on these oases, and then use bio-oil technology to turn plants into oil."|

"Your United States consumes nearly one billion tons of oil every year, even if all the cars in the United States use Aihua company's solar smart cars to reduce oil imports by half, but there is still a demand of 500 million to 600 million tons of oil, and the annual oil consumption cost is almost equivalent to 500 billion US dollars. Based on an annual salary of $40,000 per American, I can hire 120 million Americans to help me produce oil, and these 120,000 people still have food and shelter, and at least 18 million jobs for you. ”

President Obama held back his anger: "Mr. Gao Yang, I don't deny that you are a great scientist, but God can't do it to turn 3.2 million square kilometers of desert into an oasis. The desert area of the United States reaches 30% of the country's land area, and the desert is also the territory of our country, how can the territory be borrowed? ”

"Oh, look at your stingy appearance, there's no way I'm going to move your American territory to our country. I'll help you transform the desert into an oasis, and I'll hire you Americans to help me produce oil. It's a win-win situation for us, since you don't do it. That's it, when I didn't say it. Gao Yang hung up the phone angrily.

Holding the phone, Obaba's face became very ugly: "It's so hateful, Gao Yang is too arrogant, he is even more hateful than Hitler, he actually proposed to us to lend him one-third of the territory of the United States, as a president, how can I agree to such an excessive request." The Americans have never negotiated the issue of sovereignty. The Americans will never do such a thing as leasing territory. ”

No one understood Gao Yang's thoughts, and the parliamentarians were indignant one by one: "The Chinese people keep saying that they don't want to be hegemonic, look at it, now that they are strong, they have already marked the idea of US territory, what is this not hegemony?" ”

"It's so infuriating, the Chinese people want to colonize us in the United States, and they actually want one-third of our land, we will never agree, even if there is a war, the United States will never let anyone colonize us in the United States."

"Yes, I thought Gao Yang was a pacifist, everything he did was just to make the earth's tomorrow better, but now I know that I was wrong, Gao Yang is an extreme nationalist, he wants to conquer us America with economy, he wants to colonize our land, and then enslave us Americans and let us work for him, which is terrible."

"God, Gao Yang began to reveal the devil's nature, he must be angry about the fact that China was a concession back then, we were only more than 10,000 acres in the concession in Huaxia back then, but now Gao Yang wants to take revenge on us, he wants to build a concession in our United States, and this concession accounts for one-third of the territory of the United States, reaching 3.2 million square kilometers, this guy intends to let us repay it with a million times, God, this guy is the devil, he is Satan, his revenge is too strong."

"Oh my God, Gao Yang wants to be the emperor, he definitely wants to be a country within a country, as long as we lend Gao Yang a third of the territory, he will build a new country on the soil of the United States, he has huge wealth, he has terrible weapons, he has a stronger appeal than global leaders, and he also has intelligent robots. He has all the capital needed to build a country, and we will definitely not lend our territory to Gaoyang, otherwise, there will be another country on our American soil, and these lost territories will definitely never be returned. ”

"Yes, if we lend the territory to Gao Yang and he doesn't pay it back, what can we do? Are we at war with Gao Yang? This bastard's weapons are so terrible that even aliens can't defeat them, and if we lend him territory, we give it to him. ”

"Yes, Your Excellency the President, if we lend our territory to Gaoyang, we will definitely not be able to get it back, and as a result, the United States will be divided. The American people will be dissatisfied with our current government, and they will first rebel against our incompetent government officials. ”

"Yes, Gao Yang's purpose is to divide the United States and occupy the United States. The transformation of the desert into an oasis is just a weirdness, just like we used Star Wars to deceive the Russians, Gao Yang now wants to deceive us with this plan and occupy our territory, we must not let this happen. ”

Conspiracy theorists began to talk about the dire consequences of lending the American desert to Gaoyang, but they put aside the country's economic problems.

Just when the Americans were talking, a voice suddenly sounded in the Capitol: "Gao Yang is an extreme nationalist, his purpose is to rule the world, kill all Americans and island people, and let the yellow race dominate the whole earth, he is a complete terrorist, do you want to defeat Gao Yang." ”

A strange man in a black felt hat with a hard face walked in.

President Obama was taken aback: "You...... Who are you, bodyguards, agents, who is this guy and how did they break into Congress. ”

The man in black laughed: "There is no place in this world that I can't go, Your Excellency President, you United States are in trouble now, I have a way to help you, here are some things, I stole them from Gao Yang, I think it will be of great help to you." ”

As soon as the voice fell, several discs fell to the ground, and the man in black suddenly disappeared like a ghost. All the parliamentarians were stupefied.

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