Chapter 105: Pushing
"Oops, oops, oops" Sun Defu ** leaned on a bench with his upper body on, and let out a terrible cry like killing a pig.
His fat, white and chubby body was covered with traces of red, blue and purple. He cursed secretly in his heart the turkeys, the ducks, and the roosters and hens, and these beasts pecked their feet, and flew up and pecked at him, otherwise there would be so many scars. The sister he brought was protected by him, and there were not many pecks from those guys, but the bruises on the white and tender skin looked so conspicuous.
"Bear with me, it'll be fine for a while." Le Lang said to Sun Defu. Hearing the noisy sound in the backyard, he hurriedly walked over to take a look, and saw that the fat man and the two were pecked so miserably, so he hurriedly brought medicine and wine from it to push them, and in his words, he was a little better for Sun Defu. It's not that he feels guilty for being pecked by the livestock at home, but that he still insists on protecting his female companion in that situation, and this kind of character should not be much worse no matter how bad it is.
"Oh, big brother, can you please tap." Sun Defu shouted and said to Le Lang.
"It's okay, you have to rub this bruise with heavy hands, so that the bruises will disperse quickly, bear with it, and it will be fine tomorrow." Le Lang comforted Sun Defu, but his hand was a little heavier, and a miserable cry came out of the fat man's mouth, and the young beautiful girl on the side of him jumped in her heart.
"The big fart hurts like killing a pig, and you still want to marry four wives? When the old man went into the mountain to collect medicine, he fell down from a cliff of more than ten meters, broke his bones, and didn't scream in a daze, and walked back with his crutches, to replace it with the dung of the beast that you didn't turn into earlier. Lao Dao made a cup of honey water and sat on the side to drink, and when he saw the appearance of the fat man, he sat aside and said cool words.
Le Lang glanced at him, the old man began to blow again, he also said that during the Anti-Japanese War, he chased a few miles with two shell guns and killed more than a dozen devils, if it wasn't for the lack of bullets back then, he killed more, like this kind of blowing boundless things There are many more in the mouth of the old Tao, Le Lang listened to it as the wind blowing, swishing away, in a more popular Hokkien language is "talking about ghosts to bite the tiger, a lot of shadowless words".
It was finally time to rub his back, and when it was his turn to ass, Sun Defu's ass was pecked several times by the turkey, and his ass couldn't help but twitch and felt a faint pain.
Sun Defu glanced at Le Lang embarrassedly, and asked weakly, "Do you want to take off your pants." ”
Lao Dao, who was drinking water on the side, almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of water.
Seeing the helpless expression on the fat man wearing a pair of boxer panties, Le Lang couldn't help laughing unscrupulously, and only after a long time could not help laughing and said, "No." ”
After rubbing the fat man, Le Lang looked at the innocent sister brought by the fat man, and asked the fat man: "Do you want this beauty to rub it yourself or I will help rub it." ”
The younger sister looked quite embarrassed when she heard Le Lang's words.
"Of course you rubbed it, how could I?" The fat man glared at Le Lang's words and said, then turned his head and said to his sister who was sitting on the chair next to him: "Xiaowen, just let him rub it, don't worry, he won't mess around." ”
Le Lang listened to the fat man's words and almost didn't scold, you banana bale, you dare to love your kindness and be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. Thinking that he is suave, personable, handsome and chic, Pan Ansai is not an extraordinary person like Pan Ansai, if you want to do anything, shout loudly, the beauties in the vicinity can be lined up from the head of the village to the end of the village, but now this fat man is said to be a dirty person who likes to be careless to others.
"Hmm," Xiaowen replied softly, rolling up the trousers on her legs. "Hiss," Lelang and the others couldn't help but gasp a few times when they looked at Xiaowen's legs, only to see a few bruises pecked out by chickens and ducks conspicuously on the white and tender legs, not that her injuries were more serious than the fat man, but the bruises on the white and tender legs looked really shocking.
After treating the wounds of the two, seeing that it was almost noon, Le Lang stayed with the two of them to eat together, which was regarded as a treat for the two of them, after all, they were bitten by their own things, so they had to express it.
The corn in the backyard is ripe, and I don't know if it's because of the better things grown at home or the spring water in the Yuruyi space, those corns are very sweet, and they are more than a little bit more delicious than they sell. As early as when the corn was not ripe, Le Lang secretly broke a few corns and ate them raw, and the sweet feeling was unforgettable.
Le Lang cooked a big pot of soup with corn and pork ribs, the soup has a little corn yellow, but it is not very conspicuous, he tried it, almost drank the whole pot of soup, it was so delicious, the soup was mixed with the taste of pork ribs and corn, it was very delicious, and it seemed to have a fresh natural breath to drink, which was too rare.
Le Lang thought that he must save the corn at that time, not sell it, so that he could save it and eat it slowly, but this idea was not realized later, because the corn was eaten up by San Lang, and there was no way to save it.
He fished a three-pound crucian carp and garlic and celery from the pond in the backyard and boiled it into soy sauce water, which is not only delicious, but this dish can be said to be an authentic local specialty. The fish in the pond were fed by Le Lang to be fat and big, and he fished out one every now and then to satisfy his hunger.
He fished out some mountain crabs from the jade Ruyi space, and after these mountain crabs arrived in the space, they multiplied and grew rapidly, and there were countless large and small, and those big ones were as big as fists.
Le Lang took some relatively large ones, added water to season and put in minced ginger, green onions, garlic and a little chili pepper and wine, covered the lid and soaked until the juice was collected, all the flavors have been immersed in the inside of the mountain crab, eating, with the smell of various colors, smelling the stomach rumbling, the taste is really speechless.
Next, he scrambled eggs with leeks, then mixed with mustard greens, and fried sunflower vegetables, and it felt almost the same.
Now the mountain mustard and sunflower vegetables in the backyard of Le Lang's house are very prosperous, and he can't finish eating, so he thinks about whether to take some out to sell, and sometimes there are too many things to worry about.
The dishes of Le Lang's family have always been served in pots, and a sentence from the people who eat at his house is used to describe it: only those who die are not starved to death.
The dishes on the table are fragrant, and everyone starts to move without anyone saying it. The fat man didn't know if he was hungry or the food was delicious, he hadn't stopped his chopsticks since he was on the table, and he didn't know that he thought he was reincarnated as a hungry ghost, and half of the fish on the table was eaten by him, which made San Lang, who was watching the big fish on the side, indignant.
At this moment, Naruto walked in from outside, still carrying a snakeskin bag in his hand, and there seemed to be something in the snakeskin bag, moving around.
Lao Dao saw Naruto and whispered, "The one who rubbed the rice is here." "As long as Naruto doesn't want to cook, he will appear here when Lelang's house is eating, and the old man's surname is actually similar to him.
"It's time to eat, Naruto." Le Lang beckoned to him.
"Well, I'll put things away later." Saying that, he took the things into the kitchen, washed his hands, took the dishes and chopsticks, filled his own food, found a stool, and squeezed around Lao Dao to eat, Lao Dao looked at him unhappily on the side, but Naruto ignored him and ate his own.
"Hey, isn't this Sun Defu? Why did you come here and not film? At this time, Naruto saw Sun Defu who was eating with his head buried in his head, and asked curiously.
When Sun Defu heard the voice, he raised his face, and when he saw that it was Naruto, he said to him, "Isn't this looking for a fortune teller from the Taoist?" ”
"Just your and fortune-telling, go to an Arab nationality by yourself, no one will pay attention to you as many times as you want, and you still need fortune-telling?" After speaking, he shook his head and buried himself in eating.
After eating, Le Lang took out a bottle of banana wine that had been stored for a while and opened it.
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