Chapter 206: More Useful Than a Gun (Part II)
Ye Wutian took out the money Wang Shun earned from selling lobsters and waved it in the air, "Which of you wants money?" ”
"Bastard, give me my card back.!" Wang Mei scolded loudly, her bank card was still in Ye Wutian's hand.
Wutian smiled slightly: "Yes, here you go." As he spoke, he really took out his bank card and handed it to Wang Mei.
This move has puzzled many people, when did this guy become so easy to talk to?
Wang Mei took the card inexplicably, and she forgot what she should say.
"Guys, who else wants money?" Ye Wutian asked.
Many villagers nodded wildly, naturally wanting money.
"I'm a Sven and don't like to be rough, so are you guys going to put down your weapons?"
Cheng Kexin didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in this villain's gourd, but one thing was certain, that is, he would never lose money to these people, it must have been premeditated.
"Master, what is Master doing here?" Zhou Huzi asked.
Cheng Kexin was blushing by these words, but this sentence made her very comfortable, and she began to like Zhou Huzi, who was smart.
"I don't know."
A few bold villagers gathered around, wanting to see if they really had the money to take it.
Ye Wutian stood still and didn't move, just looked at the villagers with a smile.
The ambulance in the county finally came late, in addition to a few ambulances, the police also came, and the sharp-eyed lawless classmate saw Chang Xiaomei at a glance.
I really didn't expect that the female exploding dragon was really here!
"We're already here, where's the money?" A villager asked.
"The police are coming, so I won't give you money." Ye Wutian instantly put the stack of money back in his pocket.
Wang Mei, who was standing next to her, was secretly lucky, fortunately her bank card had been taken back, but she didn't have time to be happy, suddenly, her stomach hurt, followed by a "poof", a smell came out, filling the air.
Several villagers near Wang Mei all quickly retreated, pinching their noses with their hands, looking at Wang Mei in surprise, muttering in their hearts what did this woman eat?
At this moment, Wang Mei wanted to die, wanted to dig a hole and bury herself, but she never thought that she was still having diarrhea at the age of dozens of years, and without warning.
"Puff puff ......"
There were a few more muffled sounds, but this time it was not Wang Mei, but the villagers who were close to Ye Wutian just now, after they let out a few loud farts in a row, they all covered their stomachs with their hands, bent over, their expressions were weird, and their faces turned red.
Toilet, they want to find the toilet in the first place.
These villagers pushed aside the crowd and ran at a speed of 100 meters.
Everyone was confused by this scene, what's wrong?
From beginning to end, Wutian's classmates just smiled, as if this matter had nothing to do with him, he was just passing by to watch the excitement.
There were so many people at the scene, and only Cheng Kexin and Zhou Huzi knew what was going on, especially Zhou Huzi, who had already learned the master's tricks, and the last time he fought with him, he would fall down for some reason.
Now these villagers must have been plotted by the master, and they can only be blamed for being unlucky, is the master's money so easy to earn?
"Who else wants money?" Ye Wutian shouted loudly, not to mention how happy he was in his heart, including Wang Mei, those guys who had made the most trouble just now would suffer a lot next.
No one dared to move, the temptation of money was great, but they were even more afraid that something would happen to them, and some careful villagers found that the few villagers who started to have abnormal stomachs were the villagers who made the most trouble just now, threatening to smash the car and break the legs of Ye Wutian.
How did Ye Wutian do it? Could it be that he is an immortal? A little finger can make people have diarrhea?
For a while, the villagers were full of doubts.
Ye Wutian turned his head to look at Chen Le and said with a smile: "What? It's more useful than a gun, right? ”
Chen Le couldn't laugh or cry, he really didn't know how to comment on this matter, but now it seems that it is really more useful than a gun.
"Does anyone else want money? Come up if you want. Ye Wutian shouted loudly again.
Not only did no one dare to step forward, but the villagers even took a few steps back slightly, diarrhea in front of the whole village? They can't afford to lose that face.
Wang Huozi suddenly rushed to his wife, quickly took out the bank card, and then ran to Ye Wutian, "Mr. Ye, this card is for you." ”
Ye Wutian took the card and said with a smile: "Wang Huozi, you have a little vision, I am starting to like you." ”
Cheng Kexin and the others rolled their eyes when they heard this.
"Hee-hee, Mr. Ye, I asked my brother-in-law to do this." Wang Shang's face was full of smiles, hoping to make Ye Wutian forgive.
Wutian naturally knew why the other party did this.
"Take this to your wife and take her back to wash it." Ye Wutian took out a pill.
Chang Xiaomei finally arranged for the injured, and the ambulance took the injured and most of the injured family members away.
Seeing the bloodstains on the ground, Chang Xiao was angry and stared at Ye Wutian, all of this was done by this hooligan.
Sometimes she really admires Ye Wutian's ability to cause trouble, he can cause trouble wherever he goes, is this hooligan unhappy if he doesn't make trouble for a day?
"What do you want to do?" Chang Xiaomei said angrily.
"Huzi, report the crime." Ye Wutian turned his head to look at Zhou Huzi.
Zhou Huzi understood, so he hurriedly said to Chang Xiaomei, and this was nearly ten minutes.
Ye Wutian suddenly discovered that his cheap apprentice was also eloquent.
Chang Xiaomei couldn't help but listen to Zhou Huzi's story, and was shocked in her heart, if everything Zhou Huzi said was true, then this matter was indeed quite serious.
What made Officer Chang Da crazy, it was obviously the reasonable party, but he was stunned by this hooligan, no matter how much people robbed the lobster, they couldn't beat people, and they broke the legs of more than 20 people.
This is deliberately hurting!
"In that case, why hit someone? Don't you know that hitting someone is a crime? Chang Xiaomei asked.
Zhou Huzi looked serious: "This is a very serious question, it's not that we do it first, we just defend ourselves." ”
Chang Xiao frowned: "Self-defense? How can you prove that you are defending yourself? ”
"We can prove it." Zhou Huzi said.
"I can prove it." Wang Chuanchuan, who looked hesitant, stepped forward and said to Chang Xiaomei.
Chang Xiaomei glanced at Wang Shang's shoulder: "Since you are a director, why don't you stop it?" ”
"Misunderstanding, everything is just a misunderstanding, but I can prove that Mr. Ye and they are indeed acting in self-defense." Wang Chuanchuan said.
"Hey, Officer Chang, do you hear that? I'm a good person, and I've always wanted to tell you that I'm a good person, but you misunderstood me. ”
"What do you want to do when you hurt so many people?" Chang Xiaomei asked.
Ye Wutian said: "Don't ask me about this, I'm also an injured person." ”
"Even if you defend yourself, you don't need to be so heavy-handed, they're just ordinary farmers."
"Peasantry?" Ye Wutian sneered: "They are farmers, but in addition to this identity, they are also adults, and they all have the ability to judge themselves, look at what are those on the ground?" Those hoes can't kill people? ”
Chang Xiaomei was speechless.
Ye Wutian pointed at the bullet casings on the ground again: "See?" We've all opened our guns, and they're still insisting on rushing up, what do you want me to do? They were villagers, but some of them were bullies better than bullies. ”
"You shot it?"
Ye Wutian smiled slightly: "Who stipulates that only the police can play with guns?" ”
"Hooligans, possession of firearms is a felony." Chang Xiaomei hated that iron could not become steel, thinking that this guy was just a bit of a scoundrel, but he didn't expect it to be more and more bold, and he would shoot again, if it goes on like this, won't there be a day when he will return missiles?
Ye Wutian was very satisfied with Chang Xiaomei's reaction, and he could feel that this female blasting dragon still cared about him.
"Hehe, look at your nervous look, don't worry, we are legal and have a gun license." Ye Wutian said.
And Chen Le took the initiative to take out his gun license and show it to Chang Xiaomei.
Chang Xiaomei took the gun license, and at a glance she was serious that the certificate was real.
Returning the gun license, Chang Xiaomei found that she was becoming more and more unable to understand Ye Wutian, and her mood was extremely complicated.
"Kill you, my mother will kill you." Wang Mei, who had already come back to her senses, suddenly rushed towards Ye Wutian like she had lost her mind.
Wang Mei's killing made Ye Wutian retreat again and again, but there was no way, just because the stench on Wang Mei's body was unbearable.
Wang Huozi was anxious, for fear that his wife would really hurt Ye Wutian, so he didn't care about the smell, and hugged Wang Mei tightly with open arms.
"See? I'm just a victim. Ye Wutian said.
"Let go of me, I'm going to kill that bastard." Wang Mei struggled desperately and scolded.
"Sister, calm down first." Seeing this, Wang Chuan also pinched his nose and persuaded.
"Wang upload, are you still not my brother? Helping outsiders and not helping me? ”
Wang Shang's old face flushed, "I'm helping to take care of my relatives." ”
"Okay, bastard, get out of the way, I don't have your brother from now on."
"Smack."
Wang Huozi suddenly shook his hand and slapped Wang Mei in the face.
Wang Mei was stunned by this slap, covered her face with her hands, and looked at her husband in disbelief.
"What are you doing? Isn't it shameful enough to go back and wash up? The king camel roared violently.
Wang Mei trembled, as if she had something to say, but in the end she turned around and left honestly.
Ye Wutian found that he seemed to underestimate Wang Huozi, and he was able to be the village party secretary, in addition to being good and supported by bullies, he also had some ability, at least some majesty at home.
Wang Chuanchuan secretly gave a thumbs up to his brother-in-law, it was really a thing to a thing, and his sister, who was not afraid of the heavens and the earth since she was a child, would be afraid of her brother-in-law, a person who was not good-looking.
"Officer Chang, can we go?" The purpose of coming here today is to get back the loss of the lobster, and in addition, to teach Wang Shun and them a lesson, but in the end, the matter has been out of his control, making him unhappy.
"When something so serious happens, you want to just walk away, do you really think that the law is made by your family? How do you want to change it? Chang Xiaomei said disdainfully.
Ye Wutian smiled bitterly: "I'm just a victim. ”
Chang Xiaomei ignored Ye Wutian, took out the phone that rang, and after connecting it, she saw that her face quickly changed, "I'll go over immediately." ”
Hanging up the phone, Chang Xiaomei looked at Ye Wutian with a strange expression.
Facing Chang Xiaomei's strange gaze, Wutian was uncomfortable: "Don't look at me like that, I'll be shy." ”
Cheng Kexin said with a sympathetic face: "You are really right, you are just a victim." ”