Bastards are men and women sharing a tent during outdoor camping, and it is not uncommon for some female travelers with the surname to have to mingle with people at night in order to reduce their burden. A group of people get along with each other on foot, play bonfires or something at night, and temporarily match successful male and female assholes, in that environment, hormonal stimulation is unimaginable, and it is not uncommon for bastards to cheat and ons one-night stands. It's a bastard who sleeps together, and the ons are a few, temporary. Later, some clubs and travel companies organized and planned "camping ons" bastard activities.

Zhang Zhe and Yuan Xiaowan didn't have this concept, they were shocked by the "bastard" they spoke, and when they heard another explanation, they immediately understood, and suddenly felt like they were thundered.

"We are a couple!" Of course, Zhang Zhe seized the opportunity to admit it, and said it righteously: "We are not temporary 'bastard' friends. I don't have any interest in messing around with you, please come back! ”

Yuan Xiaowan nodded in agreement, for these women, it was really unbelievable that they would come to open this mouth.

The three women, seeing that they resolutely refused, turned around and went back without saying anything.

"It's ridiculous! I'm sorry, I had to say that......" Zhang Zhe was still a little worried.

This is not a donkey route, these three pairs of bastard men and women are meeting to go out to fight in the field, and between them, the exchange may not be exclusive. The three women would come over and ask, no doubt the idea of a few men. And they just saw Yuan Xiaowan, coveted her beauty, and wanted to tempt Zhang Zhe to participate in their exchange party. However, this is not a deserted barren mountain and wilderness, even if they have a covetous heart, they can only test it just now, and dare not rely on the crowd to mess around.

"It's fine. Really, how can everyone have it now. Yuan Xiaowan shook her head helplessly: "Such a person also comes to see the meteor shower, which is really ruining people's interest." ”

Now that it's already getting dark, it's too late for them to change places, so they have to think about it themselves.

The crowd was laughing, playing cards, and having fun. Zhang Zhe and Yuan Xiaowan chatted and ate a little fruit and snacks for dinner. As it gets darker, you can see the night view of the city in the distance. It's still early to go to bed, and if you just chat, it's easy to dry up and cold up after a long time. So Zhang Zhe took out a tablet he brought and played a comedy movie.

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After watching the movie, it was past eight o'clock in the evening. Considering that she had to get up in the middle of the night to watch the meteor shower, Yuan Xiaowan proposed to rest and recharge her energy first.

Zhang Zhe certainly agrees that in addition to watching the sunset together, sleeping in a tent is also an important step in bringing the relationship closer. Before that, there was an important thing he had to do.

"Sorry, I'm going to go to the toilet first." With that, he went straight to the woods not far away. The lawn clearing where they are located is lit by a little starlight, and they can still see the human figure clearly, but when they enter the trees, not to mention that they are blocked by the trees, they can't see clearly in the light alone.

After releasing the water, she saw that Yuan Xiaowan had already packed up the inside of the tent.

"I'll be fine, I'll change you." He was afraid that Yuan Xiaowan would be uncomfortable and embarrassed to speak, so he proposed to go to the toilet first.

"Huh? Oh...... It's just that...... Here...... "Yuan Xiaowan bowed her head and was embarrassed, it was already embarrassing to ask her to defecate in the wild, not to mention that there was a boy next to her?"

"It's okay, that's it." A few women over there, when they want to go to the toilet, also go into the woods. In order to eliminate her embarrassment, Zhang Zhe told a joke: "I once went to climb a nameless barren mountain, I wanted to go to the toilet for a long time, and finally saw a thatched hut, I hurriedly asked a nearby monk: Master, is that a thatched hut or a toilet?" The master replied seriously: Except for the hut, there are all toilets ......."

"......" Yuan Xiaowan gave him a blank look, and he didn't feel embarrassed anymore. I'm going, you...... Don't come along. ”

"I'm dizzy, and I follow to protect you, what can you see if you're blind in the dark?" Zhang Zhe smiled, "You don't use a flashlight? ”

"No need to ......," Yuan Xiaowan said that she could just take care of it with her mobile phone.

While she was away, Zhang Zhe took a closer look at the tent. It's just that they just have a tent, no sleeping bags, quilts or anything, and there are definitely enough seats inside, but I can't tell whether Yuan Xiaowan is cleaning her up to sleep alone or two people.

After a while, Yuan Xiaowan, who was already relaxed, came back, blushing a little and couldn't really see it.

"Are you alright?"

"Huh?"

"I mean...... Didn't get bitten by mosquitoes, did you? If you don't scratch it in front of me, you will feel indecent, and if you don't scratch it, it will be uncomfortable......"

"you!" Yuan Xiaowan pushed him, "Sleep!" The spirit is so good. ”

Seeing her drill into the tent, Zhang Zhe fakely politely said: "We are also bastards together, you may feel awkward." Or I'll sleep outside here, and I'll keep a sentry for you. ”

Yuan Xiaowan laughed softly: "Okay, with you outside, I feel more at ease." You can also enjoy the starry sky, which is really nice. ”

"......" Zhang Zhe wants to cry, do you have any sympathy! Really let me sleep outside? "yes...... It's not cold yet, it's a little cooler outside. ”

Yuan Xiaowan, who was already lying down inside, gloated and said, "Hehe...... You don't have to remind me that it's cold in the middle of the night and the dew is after midnight, when you have to get up to watch the meteor shower anyway, and that's okay! ”

"......" Zhang Zhe had no choice but to say: "Then you go to sleep first, I'll set the alarm clock and call you when the time comes." ”

"Hee-hee...... Originally, there were two people's seats, but unfortunately someone had to pretend to be a gentleman. Well, I guess I want to retreat into advance, right? He deserves it, so let him eat and sleep outside! Yuan Xiaowan played with her mobile phone, teasing herself.

Zhang Zhe's old face turned red, and it was obvious that he was retreating and advancing, and he didn't care if he pretended to be a fart!

Thinking of this, he immediately packed up his things and drilled inside.

"What are you doing? Bastards aren't good! ”

Zhang Zhe smiled bitterly: "You said that, if I insist on sleeping outside, I will become a hypocrite and pretend to be a gentleman." I can't get a good name, why should I wronged myself? ”

"Hmph, then do you want to wronged me?"

"Uh...... If you ask me to go out, I'll get out right away! If you don't want to say anything, you can kick me out. ”

Seeing that he was a little serious, Yuan Xiaowan muttered: "Just kidding......" She moved her body a little outward, giving up more seats for him to lie down.

Although it is a double tent, this boss has made a couple type, and the seats are a little more compact. Anyway, couples are either hugging each other or stacking each other to save space. Now the two of them are lying down, not squeezing, but the arms and legs that are leaning together are still rubbing together.

(Khan, it's about to be broken out of the new book list...... Ask for a referral to help! ）

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