Chapter 246: Maoshan Daoist
I saw that the dozens of black chains tightly wound the zombie and made it unable to move a single step.
Seeing this, Yang Chuan laughed proudly: "Wowhaha~!" You still want to kill Lao Tzu as a dead zongzi, it's just wishful thinking. ”
After the zombie was tied up by Yang Chuan, his body struggled violently to get out.
Yang Chuan saw this scene and said disdainfully: "It's useless, Lao Tzu uses the soul chain that the underworld specializes in catching ghosts." ”
After catching the zombie, Yang Chuan was in a dilemma.
First of all, zombies are not souls, and they can't be sent to the six realms of reincarnation and reincarnation, but this guy is very hideous and terrifying, and if you don't deal with it as soon as possible, it will inevitably endanger society, but if you can't be sent into the six realms of reincarnation, can you still catch it and make a movie?
Thinking of making a movie, Yang Chuan couldn't help but feel moved.
With this real zombie, I am afraid that in the future, I don't want to find someone to play the zombie series of movies and TV series, and it is best to shoot "I Have a Date with a Zombie", because Yang Chuan is most disgusted with zombies and TV series that are more handsome than him.
All right! Yang Chuan thought about it and let real zombies make movies is completely nonsense, because once a zombie bites someone, it will kill people.
In desperation, Yang Chuan prepared to kill the zombie.
It is said that Yang Chuan has never killed anyone in his two lifetimes, although in front of him is only a dead corpse that has been dead for I don't know how long it has been dead.
But the problem of killing the zombie in front of him came again, because Yang Chuan didn't know what method to use to kill it.
After thinking about it, Yang Chuan was going to burn it to death with fire, after all, Uncle Lin Zhengying did this in the movie.
With a specific method, Yang Chuan soon went to the car parked on the side of the street to steal gasoline.
In less than a moment, Yang Chuan came back with half a barrel of gasoline.
Wow wow wow~!
At this moment, the bound zombie is still struggling violently, and his mouth is constantly roaring.
Yang Chuan sneered and said, "Don't call the dead zongzi, Lao Tzu will make you ruined." ”
As soon as the words fell, Yang Chuan walked towards the zombie with gasoline and poured half a barrel of gasoline on its body.
"Hey, hey! Now I can burn the zombies. ”
With a laugh, Yang Chuan was about to burn the zombies, but the next second he was completely stunned.
Because Yang Chuan never smoked, he didn't have a lighter on him.
At this moment, Yang Chuan's mood was very sad. Because he doesn't smoke, he doesn't have a lighter.
Wow~!
Just as Yang Chuan was looking for a lighter, suddenly the zombie looked up to the sky and roared and ripped off the soul chain wrapped around it.
“OhMyGod!”
Seeing this, Yang Chuan opened his mouth wide and said the first most awesome English sentence in his life.
Roar!
I saw the zombie open its mouth wide and bite Yang Chuan's neck violently.
At this time, Yang Chuan was next to the zombie, and even if he wanted to, it was too late.
Faced with the coming of death, Yang Chuan closed his eyes and said the most classic words before he died.
"I'm dying!"
Although Yang Chuan was going to die, he was not afraid at all.
Because Yang Chuan has already died once, he has a certain immunity to death, and he even thinks that he doesn't know whether he will be reborn or crossed after death this time, if he is reborn, this is a bit of a cheat, because no one wants to always go back to the past, which is really not challenging.
If you travel to the ancient world or the modern or the future, if it is ancient times, it is best to be an emperor so that the online historical novels that I have read before can also come in handy, he can lead the Chinese army to conquer the world on the side of Matthew and pee on the Pacific Ocean.
If unfortunate to cross in modern times, it is better to be a rich man. In this way, you can live a life like the novel "The Best Son" written by the chief eunuch Feng Huo, and spend money every day to soak in nightclubs, engage in sisters, and by the way, have some bad taste, and raise Guo Meimei, Sister Furong, and Gan Lulu.
The most unfortunate time to travel through the future is black, and it happens to encounter the end of the world, a biochemical disaster, and then you can only die again.
Of course, Yang Chuan thinks that it is not bad to travel in another world, he is a former genius who has no fighting spirit overnight and has been ridiculed by the people of the family, but once he accidentally picked up a ring when he watched a puppy pee on the street.
And it's so good that there is a white-bearded old man living in it, and since then, the sling has counterattacked and become rich and handsome.
Although Yang Chuan has a lot of YY in his mind, the time is only a few seconds in the moment of lightning.
Seeing that the zombie's mouth was about to bite Yang Chuan's neck and plant strawberries for him, he accidentally appeared.
Decide~!
With a cold drink, Yang Chuan still didn't feel the pain of the zombie's neck biting after about a minute.
Faced with this situation, Yang Chuan was puzzled, he thought to himself, could it be that this zombie had Parkinson's disease before his death, so he was slow to act?
"Boy. Open your eyes and you're safe. ”
Just when Yang Chuan was puzzled, suddenly a man's voice sounded next to him.
Hearing the voice, Yang Chuan immediately opened his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he suddenly saw that the zombie that was still hideous and terrifying before did not move, and there was a piece of yellow paper on its forehead, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw this, because he was safe.
"Boy. Are you okay? ”
At the same time, Yang Chuan saw a man in a yellow robe walking towards him.
Seeing the strangely dressed man in front of him, Yang Chuan couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Who are you?" ”
The man in the yellow robe stroked his beard with his hand and said, "I am Zhang Tianshi, a ghost catcher Taoist priest in Maoshan Mountain." ”
"Zhang Tianshi?" Hearing this name, Yang Chuan muttered softly: "What a terrible name!" ”
"Huh!" Zhang Tianshi chuckled and looked at Yang Chuan and asked, "Boy." How do you walk alone on the street in the middle of the night? ”
Yang Chuan replied: "I suddenly smelled a thick corpse smell at home, so I came out to catch ghosts." ”
"Haha!" Upon hearing this, Zhang Tianshi couldn't help but laugh and said, "Catch ghosts? Brother. If it weren't for me, you'd have been bitten to death by zombies. Just because you want to catch ghosts with your Taoism, it's really a bit insulting to our ghost catching industry. ”
Seeing that Zhang Tianshi despised him, Yang Chuan was suddenly so angry that his face turned pale.
He asked angrily, "Old Taoist, why did you come here?" ”
Zhang Tianshi replied: "I came here to catch this zombie on purpose, this zombie was originally raised by me in Maoshan Some time ago, I didn't know what was going on and suddenly escaped from the mountain, so I tracked it all the way and finally caught it here." ”
"Holy!"
Hearing this, Yang Chuan instantly became angry.
"Your sister! Do you know that it was because of your poor care that this dead dumpling escaped and almost killed me? ”
"Huh?" Zhang Tianshi looked embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry! Little brother, Poor Dao apologizes to you here. ”
"The apology has a yarn, you have to make compensation for me." Yang Chuan didn't have a good airway.
"What compensation?" Zhang Tianshi asked suspiciously.
Yang Chuan squinted his eyes and asked, "Old Dao!" I ask you. Do you have any money? ”
Zhang Tianshi shook his head and said, "No! Poor Dao has been catching ghosts and eliminating harm for the heavens all his life, so he has no money on his sleeves. ”
"Do you have a car?"
"Yes, does a bicycle count?"
"Get out of the way!"
"Do you have a room?"
"Yes, does Taoism count?"
"Count on your sister, Lao Tzu is not a Taoist priest."
After asking a few questions in a row, Yang Chuan was completely angry.
He shouted, "You're a girl! If you want money or money, you want a car, a car, a house, and a house, so what do you use to compensate me? ”
"This." Zhang Tianshi scratched his head and said, "Although I don't have a house, a car, or money, do you want to have a rune paper on me?" ”
"Oh?" Yang Chuan asked curiously, "What rune paper do you have on you?" ”
Zhang Tianshi replied: "I have invisibility talismans, immobilization talismans, qi condensation talismans, in short, a lot of rune paper. ”
"Cut~!" Yang Chuan said disdainfully: "Your Taoist rune paper is all deceitful, who knows if it is useful?" ”
Seeing Yang Chuan's suspicion of his rune paper, Zhang Tianshi's face immediately darkened with anger.
"Little brother. Don't talk nonsense. How can our Taoism deceive people after thousands of years of development in China? If you don't believe me, I'll show you at once. After speaking, Zhang Tianshi took out a yellow rune paper from his arms.
"It's an invisibility talisman!"
As soon as the words fell, he attached the invisibility talisman to his body.
In an instant, Zhang Tianshi's whole person disappeared from the same place, and Yang Chuan was completely stunned when he saw this.
Three seconds later, Zhang Tianshi took the invisibility talisman and appeared from the spot again.
He looked at the stunned Yang Chuan and asked with a smile, "Little brother, you believe it now!" ”
Yang Chuan nodded vigorously and said, "I believe it, I believe it, you can quickly give me the rune paper!" ”
"Huh!"
Seeing Yang Chuan's letter, Zhang Tianshi gave him more than a dozen pieces of rune paper of various types.
After taking the rune paper, Yang Chuan was in a good mood. He secretly said in his heart that with these runes, he could walk sideways.
Zhang Tianshi looked at Yang Chuan and asked with a smile, "Little brother, I think you seem to have also practiced spells?" ”
Yang Chuan put away the rune paper and nodded, "That's right, I did practice a few spells. ”
"It seems that you do have the qualifications to cultivate, I don't know if you are willing to worship me as a disciple and become a Taoist priest in Maoshan." Zhang Tianshi asked.
Hear this. Yang Chuan hurriedly shook his head and said: "Old Taoist, don't talk nonsense, I don't worship you as a teacher to become a Maoshan Taoist." ”
Joke! Yang Chuan's fame and fortune are now at a time when the future is bright, wouldn't he want him to die if he wants to be a Taoist priest?
Seeing that Yang Chuan refused to worship him as a teacher, Zhang Tianshi's face showed a trace of disappointment.
"Forget it! It's okay if you don't worship me as a teacher. But today we are fated to know each other. As he spoke, Zhang Tianshi took out a business card from his arms and said, "This is my business card, you can find me to learn your own spells together when you have the opportunity in the future." ”
"Business card?!"
After taking the business card, Yang was completely speechless. Because the words on the business card are so shocking.
President of the National Taoist Association Ghost Catching Association, Maoshan Taoist Temple is in charge of teaching, and Zhang Tianshi.
Yang Chuan's first feeling when he saw this business card was that the curious association was so awesome to teach.
"May I ask how many Taoist priests you have in Maoshan now?" Yang Chuan asked curiously.
Zhang Tianshi's face was embarrassed and said: "Now I am a Taoist priest in Maoshan, and the other Taoists have been snatched away by Wudang Mountain." ”
Yang Chuan: ". (To be continued......)