Chapter 639: Wipe evenly

But Ye Bihuang is honest, just wrapping her hands around the waist of the beauty, no one doesn't pay attention to herself, her beautiful eyes are staring closely at the news broadcast of this TV station, Ye Bihuang They live in a high-end hotel, and the TV in it can receive any channel in the world, including the news broadcast of the Celestial Empire.

Ye Bihuang saw that the little beauty ignored herself, and she was concentrating on watching the news, and she was immediately unhappy, and a pair of thief hands climbed up, and soon climbed the two snow peaks, and his wolf hands rubbed them around. After 10 seconds, he finally saw that An Suyan was in his arms, and he had always kept his composure, pretending to watch the news broadcast, but in fact, he was in Cao Ying's heart! It may be because Ye Bihuang's hand is too magical, An Suyan's face gradually turned crimson, and his breath became heavy.

Ye Bihuang leaned his head on An Suya's shoulder and blew a breath of hot air, An Suyan finally couldn't hold on, and suddenly fell into Ye Bihuang's arms.

"What are you doing! Too bad, I'm watching the news broadcast, you give me honesty! In order to maintain this feeling and prevent it from being lost, An Suyan had to pretend to watch TV, because she knew Ye Bihuang very well, if she gave him a good look, he would not only be spoiled, but also take advantage of it!

Unexpectedly, even so, he still couldn't bear it and touched his hands.

Ye Bihuang smiled: "What's so good about the news broadcast?" Is it good to look at me? ”

"Boom!" An Suyan sprayed Ye Bihuang with a mouthful of spit, and snorted, "Much better looking than you!" ”

Ye Bihuang stretched out his hand and wiped the foam on his face: "I don't think it's better than me, you take a closer look, I'm actually quite handsome, I promise that I will be more and more handsome in the future, and you will feel honored to hug me!" ”

"Boom!" An Suyan sprayed Ye Bihuang with a mouthful of foam, "You are less self-satisfied!" Give you some fuel and you will open a dye shop, it's too narcissistic. ”

Ye Bihuang smiled bitterly: "Then you don't have to spray me with foam." ”

"What's up! Are you disgusted? Don't wipe it! An Suyan stood up, crossed her waist, and said.

Ye Bihuang smiled and said: "No, I don't mean to erase it, just wipe it evenly!" After speaking, Ye Bihuang reached out again and wiped it on his face.

An Suyan saw that Ye Bihuang really smeared his own on his face and wiped it evenly, his heart was warm, and his pretty face was red and transparent.

Ye Bihuang smiled: "You watched the news broadcast so seriously just now, but it made me think of some jokes, I promise you haven't heard of it." "Indeed, these days, the Internet is not so developed, and An Suyan does not go online on weekdays, so she must not have heard of this kind of Internet joke.

"What joke? Let's talk about it. ”

"Ahem!" Ye Bihuang pretended to be serious and said seriously: "At 7:10 one night, a foreigner who rented a house called: "The TV is broken, and I can't change it." I calmly replied: It's okay, the TV is like this at 7 o'clock in the evening, and it will be fine in half an hour."

An Suyan chuckled: "What's so funny about this, this is the national situation of our Celestial Empire." ”

"Khan, the second joke, the law of news broadcasting: the first ten minutes, the leader is busy; In the middle ten minutes, the whole country was happy; Ten minutes later, the rest of the world was in dire straits.

If a person is extremely depressed, they may need to watch a news broadcast for a week to alleviate it."

"Poof" An Suyan's little hand slapped Ye Bihuang's shoulder, to be honest, this joke is not very funny, but with Ye Bihuang's serious expression, it is really amazing! She couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hehe, laugh, laugh, think about it, it's really like this! If you're in a bad mood in the future, remember to watch the news broadcast, and you will find that you are living in heaven. Ye Bihuang stood up, stretched his waist, touched his stomach, and suddenly felt a little hungry, "Yan Yan, let's go eat, supper, I'm a little hungry." ”

An Suyan's eyes widened, and she was really defeated by Ye Bihuang's ability to change the topic: "Are you hungry?" I ate three hours ago! ”

Ye Bihuang frowned and touched his stomach: "Come down with me, let's not go far, just eat a little here, it's really a little hungry!" "He hasn't done any tasks in the past few days, mainly because An Suyan, a big beauty, is by his side, and he hasn't had enough time to harass her, where is the time to do tasks? It seems that when I go back, I will have to make up for it.

An Suyan nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go down with you, but let me state first, I don't dare to eat it, I'm in good shape, if I get fat, I'll die." ”

Ye Bihuang reached out and touched her little belly, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, with me here, I will never let you gain weight, you can eat with confidence, if you really can't rest assured, weigh it, I guarantee that you can maintain your current weight." ”

An Suyan looked surprised: "Really? ”

"Really, let's go, let's go, where are there so many questions, if you don't believe anyone, you can't believe me!" While speaking, Ye Bihuang stood behind An Suyan, pushing her shoulders with both hands and walking out.

An Suyan shook her head helplessly, she found that Ye Bihuang is really like a child sometimes, easy to get angry, easy to get angry, sometimes it seems to be coquettish and not, she likes to please women in all kinds of affectionate ways, rather than the kind of mature man's slow explanation or persuasion with words.

This one? Maybe it's the vitality of children, or maybe it's the cuteness? An Suya thought in her heart, but she surged with infinite love for Ye Bihuang, maybe this is what she likes about him, and the most important thing is that he seems to be not afraid of anything, and he has the ability to solve it, just this is enough to kill all other men in seconds.

Ye Bihuang said faintly: "Sister Yan Yan, I damn, I'm not omnipotent, it's best to break the imagination in your heart, if I encounter something tricky, you will be disappointed." ”

An Suyan was shocked: "How do you know what I'm thinking?" ”

"Hehe, don't forget, I'm very good at observing words and feelings, otherwise how can I make Song Kuojiang suffer as a guy? I can occasionally understand some of your mental activities, but it's not good that you imagine me too godly, I'm still a person, sister! Ye Bihuang looked helpless.

"Okay, I know!" An Suyan looked at Ye Bihuang and felt that he looked like a younger brother and a lover, it was so cute, and reached out and rubbed his head.

(My God, a brother and a lover?) It's really interesting, Sister Yan Yan, I really change my image in your heart occasionally, wouldn't you be disappointed if I really can't pick off the stars? I'm not omnipotent. Ye Bihuang accidentally saw An Suyan's mental activities, he didn't expect that he would create an omnipotent image in An Suyan's heart, which was not good, and it was not what he expected in his heart.

He is a living person, a man of flesh and blood, and he also has weaknesses, and his weaknesses are his own women, his own relatives.

(Yes, I'll exchange those victory points for some charms first, and give them to Anxinbi, even if it's someone I care about, I can't be hurt, right?) This can be much more reassuring, although it is not once and for all, but it is also a great guarantee. )