Chapter 100: I'd rather taste a bite of fresh honey than eat a basket of rotten peaches

In the early morning, the sun shines on the bed through the window, accompanied by the slightest sea breeze, and I am used to the exhaust gas and suddenly have such a fresh air, which feels a little uncomfortable, but it is really refreshing.

"Hey, get up, it's time to miss breakfast!" Hao Shuang's voice came, startling Liu Xing, who was lying on the bed.

"Scared the hell out of me, when did you come back?" Liu Xing straightened up and looked at the other party and asked.

"In the middle of the night, hehe!" Hao Shuang said with a smile, looking in a good mood.

"Falling in love before the moon?" Liu Xing asked while getting dressed.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Hao Shuang didn't speak, just laughed vigorously, and it seemed that he had a good time in the 'old place' in the first half of the night.

"What a fucking obscenity!" Liu Xing said unhappily, pity himself for being alone. walked to the balcony, stretched out, and then shouted loudly: "Guan Tingting, don't sleep, the sun is shining on your buttocks, hurry up, big lazy worm!" ”

Whew, it's so much more comfortable!

"Liu Xing, what the hell is your name? I got up earlier than you! Guan Tingting's roar came from the balcony next to her.

Liu Xing immediately walked into the house from the balcony in line with the principle that more things are better than less things, and less things are better than nothing. Wash your face, brush your teeth, and be a good man who pays attention to hygiene!

"Liu Xing, you come out for me~~!" Guan Tingting's voice continued, but Liu Xing still pretended not to hear it, humming a little song while brushing his teeth.

Kindness? Wrong!

Liu Xing took the toothbrush and immediately walked to the balcony to look at Guan Tingting on the other side.

"Hahahaha!" Holding the toothbrush, Liu Xing suddenly burst out laughing.

"You...... What are you laughing at? Guan Tingting looked at Liu Xing and asked.

"Don't pretend, big tongue, haha. Well, let me be right? Got a sore in your mouth, right? Now dumbfounded, right? Liu Xing looked at the other party and said with a smile.

"You...... Hum! Guan Tingting saw Liu Xing's exaggerated laughter and stomped her horns fiercely, just as Liu Xing said, she does have sores in her mouth now, and she speaks with a big tongue. Knowing that it was definitely not Liu Xing's opponent now, Guan Tingting saw that the situation was unfavorable to her, and immediately turned around and went back to the house.

"It's useless to run away, hahahaha!" Liu Xing said with a laugh, and then walked back to the room proudly.

After cleaning up, Liu Xing and Hao Shuang went to the next room to find someone, first Xia Yu and Guan Tingting, Guan Tingting covered her mouth with her hands and didn't speak, but just looked at Liu Xing fiercely with her eyes.

"Watch out for the eye of the needle!" Liu Xing said with a smile, suddenly remembered something, ran back to the room, and ran out again after a while.

"Next!" Liu Xing threw a bottle-shaped thing to Guan Tingting, "For the treatment of mouth sores, spray it, and it will be fine in one day!" Don't be too impressed! ”

"Count...... You...... Yes......! ”

"Well, I have a bit of a conscience, don't I? Don't talk, it sounds like a struggle! Liu Xing looked at the other party and said.

While talking, Guo Jing, Liu Jingjing, Wu Meng and Guan Jie all came out, and they could be regarded as gathered, according to Mr. Han's pre-arrangement, they had breakfast together in the restaurant, and it felt like going to the cafeteria to eat a big pot of rice.

The breakfast here has a combination of Chinese and Western, you can eat cake with garlic, you can also eat pickles and drink milk, in short, there are many styles.

Liu Xing is lucky, because there are only two men, him and Hao Shuang, at the table of eight people, and the amount of food for women is small, so of course the rest will be handed over to people like Liu Xing. Especially Guan Tingting, who usually competes with Liu Xing at the dinner table, has mouth sores, and Liu Xing's breakfast is too addictive.

It is said that he eats less in the morning, eats well at noon, and eats full in the evening, Liu Xing has already eaten breakfast as the amount of dinner.

"Here, hat!" When he was about to finish eating, Mr. Han began to move between the tables, each handing out a small yellow hat, and now only Liu Xing's table remains.

"I said Mr. Han, did you really form a group?" Liu Xing looked at the other party and asked. Wear a little hat and always feel like a schoolboy.

"Unity, the image of the company, you know?" Mr. Han looked at Liu Xing and said with a smile, and then each person was given a hat.

"This hat can neither keep warm nor shade the sun, it is better to send a big straw hat and bring it to the locals!" Liu Xingdao.

"More than 100 have been posted, and you have a lot to say!" Mr. Han said angrily, "If you don't bring it, you won't be given leave!" ”

"No, can't I bring it? I take it with me when I sleep at night! Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, it is resolutely impossible not to give a fake.

Today's arrangement is to take a guided tour of the surrounding area of the hotel. Prevent getting lost. Liu Xing was very puzzled, lost? Don't you know that there is a communication tool in this world called a mobile phone? Even if you don't have a mobile phone, isn't there still a means of transportation in this world called a taxi? Hey, there's no way, who makes the family the boss?

The tour guide is a local girl, wearing local clothes, a little dark, maybe because of the sun for many years.

"Welcome to Sanya, Sanya has more than 200 kilometers of coastline, densely covered with Yalong Bay, Dadonghai, Luhuitou AD, the end of the world, the wonders of the sea and mountains, Nanshan Cultural Tourism Zone and other famous tourist attractions at home and abroad. We will be visiting these spots in the coming days......! ”

"Are you still going to be a tour guide tomorrow?" Liu Xing asked loudly, although he walked at the back, but the voice could be transmitted to the front.

"Yes!" The girl nodded and said loudly.

"That's good, the local guides are much better than the ones who organize groups." Liu Xing said with a smile.

"Don't talk nonsense, listen to people!" Guan Tingting said angrily.

"Big tongue, don't speak!" Liu Xing glared at the other party fiercely.

"Shh~~!" Xia Yu made a silent gesture on the side, and then pointed to the little girl who was the tour guide at the front.

"Sanya not only has sunshine, water, sandy beaches, green vegetation and pure air, but also has unique tourism resources such as rivers, ports, hot springs, caves, and ethnic customs......!"

"There are more beautiful women in bikinis than in other places in China, which should also be regarded as a tourist resource!" Liu Xing whispered.

"Liu Xing, are you talking or are you talking? I know you're eloquent, so why don't you speak first! Mr. Han looked at Liu Xing and said.

Liu Xing is well-known in the company, and after Mr. Han is so famous, hundreds of people in the company all focused their eyes on Liu Xing, who was standing at the end, and there were a few little girls who were more familiar with Liu Xing in other departments and winked at Liu Xing.

Damn, isn't that hard for me? Liu Xing looked at the eyes of hundreds of people and thought psychologically. But Liu Xing is a very human being after all, what scene have you never seen? The most important thing is that the skin is thick enough, and there is a mouth that can 'sneer' the dead alive, of course, this kind of small scene can't help Liu Xing.

"Ahem!" Liu Xing cleared his throat, and then said loudly: "Sanya is a good place, with rivers, ports, ......!" ”

"I've already said this, say something I haven't said!" Mr. Han looked at Liu Xing with a smile and said, it was not that he wanted to embarrass Liu Xing, in fact, he wanted to show Liu Xing's eloquence in front of the whole company. Let these ordinary employees see how Liu Xing responds to emergencies.

"Dotted with tourist attractions and a variety of tourist resources, it constitutes a rare tropical coastal scenery. The enchanting bay is a memorable and enjoyable choice. Here the four seasons are like spring, the flowers and fruits are fragrant, the mountains are stacked and green, the coconut trees are graceful, and the seagulls are fluttering. The rainbow-like bay, the clear water, the white sand, the surging waves, the bright sunshine, the blue sky, the fresh air, the blue sea, the unpredictable white clouds, the strange rocks and strange rocks, the colorful underwater world, and the legendary national customs, all exude a moving charm. Next, this tour guide will lead us all to have a personal experience. Please stay tuned, I don't think anyone wants to hear someone nagging like an aunt, right? Liu Xing said loudly.

Hearing Liu Xing's words, more than 100 colleagues laughed, and everyone could hear it, and the person like the aunt's nagging was of course referring to Mr. Han.

"Okay, let's follow the tour guide!" Mr. Han coughed a few times, but he didn't expect to be calculated by Liu Xing, a kid. Hey, eloquence really matters......

Hearing Mr. Han's words, everyone turned around and walked forward with the local tour guide.

"How do you know so much? Haven't you been here before? Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and asked, if it weren't for Guan Tingting's 'big tongue' now, I believe this sentence should have been asked by her first.

"What do you know, you use your brain, the words I just said can be used to praise any seaside city. Where have I ever been here, you just praise it vigorously, no one will find fault with you! Liu Xing looked at the other party and said.

"Well, now that I think about it, Brother Liu really didn't say anything about Sanya, it's just a strong compliment!" Guo Jing said thoughtfully.

"Hehe, this is a stunt, when you encounter such a thing in the future, just praise it, just praise it. Fool them on the spot! Liu Xing said proudly.

"You...... Only...... It's a big fool! Although Guan Tingting had sores in her mouth, she really couldn't stand Liu Xing's smug appearance, and she managed her big tongue, but she still had to say.

"Flickering is an art and a kind of learning. Just as the sky is used for wind and rain, and the earth is used to grow flowers and grass, I am fooling to prove how great human beings are, and I don't fool that day because the earth is no longer worthy of being fooled by me! Liu Xing said.

"Since you are so capable of fooling, why didn't you see that you are still single?" Guan Jie on the side asked with a smile.

"I'd rather taste a bite of fresh honey than eat a basket of rotten peaches. There is a kind of singleness called rather lack than abuse, which is talking about me! Liu Xing said with a smile, suddenly remembering something, his eyes rolled, and then he looked at Guan Jie and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, what were you and Brother Hao doing in the old place last night?" ”

"Everyone, keep up, don't get separated!" Guan Jie ignored Liu Xing, looked at the crowd not far away and said, pretending not to hear, pulling Wu Meng forward, Hao Shuang followed behind.

"Xia Yu, we'll see you at the old place!" Liu Xing patted Xia Yu's shoulder and said with a smile.

Xia Yu didn't say anything and directly threw Liu Xing a white eye, and then Guan Tingting also rewarded Liu Xing with a white eye, Guo Jing and Liu Jingjing looked at Liu Xing with a pitiful look, and then trotted to keep up with the big army.

Damn, I was pouted by a woman led by my sister-in-law, and it seems that when this group of women is together in the future, they will definitely not be provoked.

(To be continued)