Chapter 406: The Experience of Electric Shock
"Exaggeration!" Yang Guo pondered, pulled Bai Ke and tried it.
"Brother, do you want to make a cut?" Yang Guo jumped forward, hugged Bai Ke as if he had been born out of nowhere, and poked his head out from behind his shoulder, showing an obscene appearance very exaggeratedly.
This obscene appearance looks very fake, too much, but Zimo and the beast both applauded: "Okay, I want this effect." β
"Never Expected" is not a movie in the traditional sense, nor is it even the kind of micro-film with a literary fan, its starting point is to be funny, and the more funny it is, the more the audience will like it. It's okay to exaggerate your expression, that's the laugh!
"Okay, director, I'm ready, let's start filming!" Yang Guo said confidently. He also figured out that Zimo still had their requirements for calling beasts, and he couldn't handle it in place, but if he played it exaggeratedly, Yang Guo was still very sure.
After solving the problems in acting, Yang Guo's NG times began to decrease significantly, and they often forgot words or stringed words, but Yang Guo had no problems at all.
"Films? What film? Wang Dazhui asked dumbfoundedly. At this time, according to the script, Bai Ke will have an inner monologue: "Is it that kind of shameful film?" Can I encounter such a good thing? β
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Da Yu said with a shy smile, "I said the wrong thing, my previous occupation was 'wrong'. β
"And what the hell are you selling?" Wang Dazhui was a little impatient.
"Good stuff, absolutely good stuff!" I saw that Da Yu didn't know where to take out a seven-inch tablet-sized machine, and said mysteriously, "Universal translator, all languages in the world, only you can't think of it, you can't turn it without it!" β
"Really?" Wang Dazhui looked at the liar's expression and said, "You can't be lying to me, right?" β
"How could I lie to you?" The big flicker said seriously. In fact, his inner monologue is: "Needless to say, at first glance, people are stupid and have a lot of money, and they are lying to you, hehe, hehehe!" β
"Look!" Da Yu demonstrated to Wang Dazhui, "There is a trademark here, you know Xinda, right?" Translation company, produced by Xinda, all kinds of 'fine' products, sister-in-law is not bullied, as long as ninety-ninety-eight, as long as ninety-ninety-eight, you can take it home immediately! β
He pressed a button, and Yang Guo and Bai Ke pretended to point at the void, and the special effects here would be a light curtain at that time, projecting another appearance of Yang Guo.
"Why are you still here?" Wang Dazhui said dissatisfiedly.
"You can change it! What kind of genre do you prefer? Princess? 'Maid'? You can all change it on! The big flicker put the king's sledgehammer on his shoulder, and laughed sheepishly.
Then, Da Yu said in the languages of several countries: "Mina-san, you are in a hurry...... Ahhhh......h Savadika ...... Bonjourβ¦β¦ Namas day......"
The universal translator will give back the Chinese translation. You can also do the opposite, speak Chinese and immediately translate into other countries' languages.
"So powerful?" Wang Dazhui drooled, and he muttered happily in his heart: "With such an artifact, it seems that it won't be long before I will be promoted and raised, become the general manager, serve as cEo, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life. β
"It's that strong, it's so cool! As long as ninety-ninety-eight, as long as ninety-ninety-eight, factory direct sales, after this village, there is no such price! The big flicker continued to flicker hard.
"Nine-nine-eight? But I only have a thousand pieces on me. Wang Dazhui took out ten bills from his pocket in a daze.
Before he could finish speaking, Da Flicker snatched his money and said with a smile: "A thousand yuan is a thousand yuan, no need to look for it!" (What do you mean you don't have to look for it, it's obvious that you're looking for someone else, right?) With that, he shoved the machine into Wang's sledgehammer hand, and it disappeared as soon as it slipped away.
Wang Dazhui, who must have not learned mathematics well, cried without tears, he stood in place, stretched out his right hand, and choked up on the words that he had just finished speaking: "Cheap me two yuan!" I want two dollars to take the subway! The voice is heartbreaking, so pitiful, and the upside-down mathematical algorithm is also a laughing point.
Next, Wang Dazhui stood on the roof, the bleak sunset falling on him, and the bleak music sounded.
Wang Da Hammer held the machine and realized that this was just a tape recorder that looked like a tablet, and all of it was recorded in advance: "I was cheated out of all my money, and the interview was lost, how can I make money to marry Xiaomei in the future?" It's better to die! Alas......"
"But, it's so high, I have a fear of heights! Why don't you go back and wash and sleep......"
Wang Dazhui really wanted to go back, but as soon as he turned around, his foot accidentally slipped, and the whole person fell downstairs on his back.
"I don't want to die!" Wang sledgehammer struggled to fall.
"If you don't want to die, you won't die!" I don't know where the Buddha sound came from, suddenly, a thousand rays of light erupted from the machine, covering the weeping Wang sledgehammer, and then the whole person was gone!
At this time, his classic monologue sounded: "My name is Wang Dazhui, I never expected that I would still find a job......"
The mysterious machine sent Wang Da Hammer to ancient times, and met the "handsome" Tang Seng played by the beast on the way, and learned that if he wanted to go back to modern times, he had to obediently follow Tang Seng to learn scriptures. found Sun Wukong, who was imprisoned at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, who was 'sexually' violent, and Zhu Bajie, who hooked up with a beautiful 'woman' in Gao Laozhuang and was as timid as a mouse, and the cute Wang Dazhui was finally reduced to the third junior brother, and they began a 'chaotic' journey of suffering in the West.
In this journey, there are not only classic plots such as 'female' children's country, but also 'chaos' entry into various countries after they 'get lost', and there will be a lot of fresh and interesting jokes in the script, some are complaints, and some are imitations, like Indian, the crew also made up a strange Hindi dance.
Although the people of those countries are played by the crew, when they speak strange foreign Chinese, they are all voiced by Yang Guo, and then Wang Da Hammer will take out the machine that has been turned into a wooden plank.
It's amazing that this machine can run autonomously, although it will no longer display the light curtain, but every time it is turned on, a special sound effect will appear: "Xinda Translation, Translation Xinda!" β
The machine is able to translate what the other person says into words and then translate it.
What Wang Dazhui didn't know was that this translation was actually a human translation! As soon as the camera turned, you could see Yang Guotou hanging on the beam and stinging in another time and space to help them translate.
Yang Guo really doesn't have many scenes. Counting the following videos, his total appearance is less than two minutes! But in these two minutes, Yang Guo, who was not strong enough, still NG many times, and it took a day and a half to finish filming.
"Your scene is finished!" The beast smiled at him, "Congratulations! β
"Thank you," Yang Guo also smiled, "I was electrocuted for the first time in my life, thank you for your tolerance." I should have work to do, though, right? I remember saying before that I wanted to dub. β
"Yes!" The beast said with a smile, "But the dubbing will have to wait until it's all filmed and then edited into a film, so there's nothing going on on your side for at least a week." β
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