Chapter 0168 - Clever Scheme

"I appreciate your kindness, but just invite me to drink." Liu Xiangyu politely declined, "Zhang Qiuyue, you care so much about my affairs, I am grateful to you from the bottom of my heart." ”

"You should be grateful, but you can't just talk about it, you have to take action." Zhang Qiuyue knocked on the side and said, "Liu Xiangyu, you should understand what I mean, right?" ”

Even a fool can understand the meaning of Zhang Qiuyue's words, not to mention a smart person like Liu Xiangyu, he knows that Zhang Qiuyue wants to treat himself and eat with him. For him, it is not difficult to invite her to dinner, although the waist bag is not swollen, but a meal can still be afforded, the trouble is that she has to take the opportunity to talk to him about her feelings, to pester him to express love. He really annoyed her to do this, but he didn't want to cut her off, for fear of turning her into an enemy who hated him to death. He liked to be friends with her, so he said tactfully:

"Understood. If you like it, I'll treat you to a big chop another day, how about it? ”

"No need." Zhang Qiuyue happily replied, "Just invite me to eat in the cafeteria." Liu Xiangyu, do you know, I feel so sad that you refused to let me go to the canteen at noon. ”

"I'm sorry, Zhang Qiuyue!" Liu Xiangyu hurriedly made amends, and then asked curiously, "Hey, Zhang Qiuyue, why do you have to eat back to the cafeteria with me?" ”

"Because I want everyone to know you're with me." Zhang Qiuyue said implicitly, "As for the meaning of being together, I think you should be clear, so I won't say it." ”

Hearing this, Liu Xiangyu couldn't help laughing, he didn't expect this girl to have this kind of thought, this is to take the opportunity to announce to everyone that she is in love with him. He didn't mean that, naturally he didn't want to satisfy her good wishes, but instead had to dispel her thoughts, so he said:

"Zhang Qiuyue, not only don't you say it, but you don't even think about it, you know?"

"You...... What you say disappoints me, no, it's sad. Zhang Qiuyue said in a low voice, "Why do you treat me like this, aren't you even happy to invite me back to the cafeteria?" ”

"It's not that I'm unhappy, it's that I'm embarrassed to invite you to the cafeteria." In order to comfort Zhang Qiuyue, Liu Xiangyu deliberately said against his will, "If you want people to know that I invited you to eat in the cafeteria, then how will they make fun of me." People call me stingy, and I can't stand it. ”

"Well, you're pretty vain." Zhang Qiuyue believed it to be true, and turned her anger into joy, "Since you are afraid that others will laugh at you, then forget it, I will invite you to eat in the canteen, how about it?" ”

"It's even worse." Liu Xiangyu said solemnly, "If someone else invites me to eat, then at least I can eat local dishes with unique flavors in the big chop, not to mention your good friend Zhang Qiuyue." So if you invite me to eat in the cafeteria, you are underestimating me, and I will not accept it. ”

This reason is so sufficient, so that Zhang Qiuyue doesn't know how to answer the other party for a while. After half a minute, she suddenly changed her tone and said angrily:

"Liu Xiangyu, I know you don't want to give me this opportunity, so I found a reason to refuse, hum!"

"Hey, Zhang Qiuyue, don't you think my reason is very good?" Liu Xiangyu continued to smile and said, "I know that you are a good girl who is well-informed, so you shouldn't be unreasonable without accepting my reasons." If that's the case, I'm disappointed. ”

"You're so good at talking, you've blocked all my paths." Zhang Qiuyue shouted angrily, "Accept your reason, you will win a big victory, I have to vomit blood; If you don't accept it, you'll call me vexatious and dislike me more and more. In a word, I will be defeated by you. Okay, Liu Xiangyu, count you as powerful, I don't want to eat an unappetizing canteen. ”

"That's right." Liu Xiangyu smiled proudly, and then said with concern, "Let me tell you, the food in the cafeteria is not to your liking at all, maybe you will get sick after eating, and then I will die of guilt." For the sake of your health, you are not allowed to eat in the cafeteria. ”

"Don't be so exaggerated, I, Zhang Qiuyue, am not pampered, if it weren't for my mother asking me to go home for dinner every day, I would accompany you to eat in the cafeteria every day." Zhang Qiuyue said.

"Even if you want to accompany you, you won't have a chance, tell you Zhang Qiuyue, from today onwards I will no longer go to the cafeteria to eat." Liu Xiangyu solemnly announced, "I want to say goodbye to the era of eating canteens. ”

"What, you're not eating in the cafeteria anymore?" Zhang Qiuyue was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "Liu Xiangyu, if you don't eat in the cafeteria, then where are you going to eat, you won't go to the restaurant every day, right?" ”

"Of course. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't have the money to enjoy it. Liu Xiangyu smiled and said, "Let me tell you, I decided to start my own stove and cook and eat in the place where I live." ”

"Oh, that's a surprise to you." Zhang Qiuyue asked with interest, "Hey, Liu Xiangyu, do you know how to cook?" Will it be hard to eat? ”

"What do you say, I've been learning how to stir-fry and cook since I was ten years old, do you think the food I cook will be bad?" Liu Xiangyu said smugly, "Let me tell you, the taste is very beautiful." ”

"Isn't it a boast that you don't pay taxes?" Zhang Qiuyue sneered and said, "If you think the food you cook is really so good, then please invite me to eat it one day, so that I can believe you." ”

"This ......" Liu Xiangyu didn't dare to agree to the other party's request, if she bumped into Han Xiaowan, it would definitely have to burst into sparks, and it would definitely be him who was unlucky. So, after a few seconds of silence, he pretended to be embarrassed and said, "That's right, I was bragging. ”

"Oh, you Liu Xiangyu can also brag, I haven't really thought about it." Zhang Qiuyue said almost sarcastically, "However, since you made it yourself, then I still have to taste it." ”

"Forget it, what I make is very delicious, I'm afraid that it will be difficult for you to swallow, and if I starve you, how uncomfortable I will be." Liu Xiangyu pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I'm begging you!" ”

"It doesn't matter. As long as it's a meal you make, no matter how bad it is, I will find it delicious. Zhang Qiuyue insisted unrelentingly, "Liu Xiangyu, you must invite me!" ”

At this time, Liu Xiangyu regretted saying that sentence very much, isn't this self-righteous and troublesome? Oh my God, how could you be so stupid! However, the words he said were like spilled water, and he couldn't take it back if he wanted to, so he had to say hard:

"Zhang Qiuyue, you are deliberately trying to make me ugly, I don't want to give you a chance."

"Who said I was ugly for you!" Zhang Qiuyue affirmed, "Liu Xiangyu, I just want to taste your craftsmanship and see how it goes, so don't think I'm insidious." ”

"You said that my craftsmanship is very poor, and the food must be so unpalatable and unpalatable, why do you have to come and taste it, isn't it that you can't get along with yourself?" Liu Xiangyu was a little anxious and said, "Zhang Qiuyue, even if you are not afraid of being unpalatable, I am still afraid of making a fool of myself." ”

"I said I want to taste your craft, then I must do it, even if you don't invite me, I will take the initiative to ask for your food." Zhang Qiuyue said stubbornly, and asked again after a moment of silence, "Liu Xiangyu, where is the place you rented, can you tell me?" ”

"It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's that the place is so dirty and messy that I'm too embarrassed to tell you." Liu Xiangyu didn't want to tell the other party where he lived at all, so he prevaricated, "You also know that a person with an income like me can afford to rent a decent house!" ”

"I'm not going to live with you, I don't care if you're dirty or messy." Zhang Qiuyue said without concealment, "I just want to know the road to your residence, so I can sneak to you to eat, taste your craft, ho ho!" ”

"If that's the case, then I can't tell you." Liu Xiangyu replied.

"Hey, do you want to say it?" Zhang Qiuyue asked loudly as if she had been tortured to extract a confession.

"If you don't say it, you just don't say it, it's hard that you still have to force me with a burned soldering iron!" Liu Xiangyu quipped, "Even if that's the case, then I won't say it." ”

"Ho, you're an Iron Warrior!" Zhang Qiuyue teased, "Liu Xiangyu, don't be a hero in front of me, if you really take a red-hot soldering iron and lean on your handsome face, you will definitely kneel on the ground and beg for mercy immediately." However, I can't afford to do this. ”

"In that case, don't push me anymore." Liu Xiangyu said with a smile.

"Seeing that you are so pitiful, how can I bear to force you anymore." Zhang Qiuyue pretended to be full of love and pity, "However, Liu Xiangyu, you remember to me, I must have a way to find your residence, and then it will be up to you to face me as an uninvited guest." ”

"There's no doubt I'm going to kick you out very roughly, so don't be bored!" Liu Xiangyu replied solemnly, "When I get off work, I'll go and prepare a stick." ”

"What, Liu Xiangyu, did you treat me like a dog?" Zhang Qiuyue shouted angrily, "It's too much, Liu Xiangyu, you're too much, I, Zhang Qiuyue, can't spare you, hum!" ”

"If you don't want to enjoy this special treatment, you can give me a conscious order, don't have nothing to do!" Liu Xiangyu warned, "Okay, let's talk about this, and I'll talk about it later." ”

"Slow, Liu Xiangyu, I still have something to tell you." Zhang Qiuyue hurriedly said.

"I'm sorry, someone came in to get the medicine, I have to fulfill my sacred duty." Liu Xiangyu was afraid that Liu Xiangyu would pestered himself again, so he lied, "Okay, Zhang Qiuyue, I'll hang up the phone." ”

Before the voice came from the other end of the phone, Liu Xiangyu gently pressed the answer button, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was quite mischievous, because he knew that Zhang Qiuyue must have been angry at this moment, and he might have thrown the phone on the table.

However, he doesn't have to worry that she will blow up his mobile phone again, after all, she is not as cheeky as Han Xiaowan, so unreasonable, and so stubborn about pestering people. Because of this, he felt that Zhang Qiuyue's girl was not bad, and he was more willing to continue dating her.

Imagining Zhang Qiuyue's angry crooked mouth, he couldn't help but lean back in his chair and laughed, almost laughing out into tears. But after laughing happily for a while, he felt a little troubled again, worried that Zhang Qiuyue would find out where he lived like Han Xiaowan.

Will she be like Han Xiaowan, a dead girl, and secretly follow herself at some point? Perhaps, although he is not sure, he has decided that from today onwards, when he goes back, he should pay special attention to the situation around him, and especially remember to look behind him more, so that he can completely avoid being followed by others. As the saying goes, the lessons of the past and the teachers of the future.

As for the problem of tracking, he believes that as long as he pays more attention, it can be completely avoided and will not cause trouble to himself. Therefore, he breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and picked up the teacup from the table, and slowly sipped it, looking quite comfortable and contented.

However, after taking a few sips of hot tea, he suddenly remembered another thing, that is, Zhang Qiuyue had drunk and chatted with Han Xiaowan together, and they were friends, so would she call Han Xiaowan to ask where she lived?

Of course, Zhang Qiuyue didn't know that Han Xiaowan lived in his room, and she couldn't be sure that Han Xiaowan knew where he lived, but who could guarantee that she wouldn't go to the doctor if she got sick, so she called and asked Han Xiaowan as soon as her mind turned? In this way, isn't it a comedy of a blind cat hitting a dead mouse, and it's really not worth dying!

But after thinking about it, he thought that even if Zhang Qiuyue really asked Han Xiaowan, she would not be able to tell her, because Han Xiaowan was a very scheming person, and he wanted to monopolize him, so naturally he didn't want any girl to know where he lived, so wouldn't he be safe? Well, that's how it should be, he nodded smugly, a pleasant smile on his face.

But a few seconds later, he was inexplicably a little unsteady in his heart, so he secretly came up with a clever plan, and then he found a way to get Zhang Qiuyue's mobile phone and delete Han Xiaowan's phone number, so that everything would be fine? Thinking of this, he smiled happily again.

After thinking about it, he felt a sense of relief and happiness all over his body, and he couldn't help but hum his favorite song softly while playing games on the Internet.

Time flies forward in this kind of pleasure, and in a blink of an eye, it is almost time to get off work. He followed the planned steps, picked up his mobile phone and dialed Yang Lijing's number to start his action.

Soon, an unfriendly voice came from the other end of the phone, as if it was about to be angry at the other party. Liu Xiangyu not only didn't mind the other party's rudeness, but said with a smile:

"Hello, Secretary Yang, I'm Liu Xiangyu, you should be able to hear my voice."

"Of course, how could I speak in such a tone?" Yang Lijing didn't feel that she was wrong at all, and replied arrogantly, "Don't be upset, you only deserve this." ”

"I understand you, so I'm not angry at all." Liu Xiangyuyun said lightly, "However, I kindly remind you, don't always ruin your own character like this." ”

"You ......" Yang Lijing said angrily, "What are you, why do you say this about me!" ”

"It's not that I'm going to talk about you, it's that you want to lose to others like this, and I remind you that it's all up to you." Liu Xiangyu said with a smile, "Don't be so ignorant, it's okay." ”