Chapter 23 QR codes on the crotch?

Standing in front of the giant like a small mountain, Su Fan recalled the five thousand years of captivity, stood with his hands in his hands, and looked at Murong Yanzhao in a daze with misty eyes......

Just stood like that, looking at a psychopath, thinking about the past eventful years, and groaning......

The ghosts will look at me, I will look at you, and then look at Su Fan, and they can't help but turn their heads and ears:

"Adults won't be infected with hysteria, will they?!"

"I don't know, I feel that adults can do anything, even hysterical patients can do it, I was about to boast......! God, God, God......"

"God is jealous!"

"Yes, God is jealous!"

At this time, Ning Baichen, who was taciturn, suddenly saw his eyes light up, looked at Su Fan's back, put his finger to his lips excitedly, and said, "Shhh, don't speak, you laymen!"

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?"

"You see, you seem to have gained a rare opportunity again!"

"What?"

"Breaking through again?!"

The crowd was amazed, then ecstatic.

Adults can break through while running, but if you break through while standing, it will be a lot more powerful!

It's exciting to think about!

Jiang Xian trembled with excitement, looking at the childish background in front of him, the corners of his mouth kept twitching upwards at a forty-five-degree angle, so that he didn't let the saliva flow down.

I saw that he kept urging: "Suddenly, suddenly!

Zhuge Tan had a smart expression on his face, and a touch of the inscrutable wisdom flashed in his eyes, he looked at Su Fan like that, and muttered: "No, it's not time yet!

Su Fan didn't want to break through ......

He's breaking through a chicken feather!

He just saw that the crotch position of the giant was actually made of the official's court clothes.

And above the court dress is a picture of the wings of a civil official crane representing loyalty, integrity, and noble character.

But seeing the surrounding square inch of land, the imprint is neatly arranged, staggered, and the patterns and patterns cross each other to form uniform black dots, which are ancient and modern!

Su Fan was stunned!

What's ......

"Isn't this the QR code the system is looking for?!"

Could it be ......

The first charge of the Sword of the Six Elements...... It's coming?!

While thinking about it, he suddenly heard the urging of the people behind him, and he felt that if he didn't break through, it would indeed be a little unreasonable!

It's a bit of a betrayal of the ghost creatures' trust in him!

After being silent for a long time, he ate the cultivation pill he had just obtained when he slapped Jiang Xian, his eyes were confused and intoxicated, and he turned to look at everyone, ready to continue pretending to be forced, ready to usher in everyone's compliments!

"Poof!"

"Oops!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for overdosing and being poisoned, and his cultivation has fallen to the third order of the Quenching Body Realm. ”

When Su Fan heard this, he held his head in his hands and almost sobbed.

"I'm your uncle!"

"How can you be poisoned?"

"Ding, if it's too much, if you eat too many vegetables, you will hold on. ”

"Then why isn't it written in the system description?!" Su Fan said.

"Ding, the system thinks that's troublesome, and it's common sense. ”

"Common sense, your uncle!" Su Fan's face darkened, tears rolled in his eyes, and he said speechlessly:

"What should I do now, not only will I not be able to pretend to be forced, but I will be ridiculed by the ghost generals!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for discovering the QR code, but this QR code is too old, and the system takes a long time to scan the code, so it is recommended that the host first go and explain it to people outside, so as to give the system enough time for analysis. ”

Su Fan: "......"

The young man's cultivation suddenly dropped two steps, not to mention the ghost generals, even Murong Yanzhao had already felt it, and was ready to get up and investigate.

"Slow!"

Su Fan shouted and said:

"Brother Murong, don't move, I just meditated on the laws of the operation of all things in heaven and earth, and suddenly I caught a glimpse of the sun and moon in your crotch, and your thoughts are surging like a Guanghan River bursting the embankment, can you disturb me for a while, let me take a look?"

"Look at my crotch?"

Murong Yanzhao's eyes were full of surprise, he pondered for a long time, patted his head, and said with great joy: "Looking at the crotch is fixed, it is rare in the world, I haven't heard of it, it's normal, the young man is really talented, please!"

He made a gesture of please, and immediately split the stone legs, looking like he was welcoming the evaluation, and everyone was dazzled for a while!

Su Fan pinched his nose and walked in a little to facilitate the system to identify the QR code, and he turned around and looked at the ghost generals with a smile, smiling awkwardly.

"The adult's cultivation actually fell, and he was forced to drill the crotch of the Lord of the Sand Ridge!"

"Ingenuity has fallen, a generation of ingenuity has fallen!"

"My ghost clan is miserable!"

"It must be caused by the fact that when the adult looks at the crotch of his pants from afar, his heart is swaying, and the Taoist heart is unstable, it turns out that the adult likes this kind of big ......" Zhuge Tan wilted his white beard and calmly analyzed.

Su Fan took a deep breath!

He's hard!

How can he explain to these people that his cultivation has fallen?

How?

I can't get it!

But if he doesn't get it, he'll be treated as a!

Su Fan was sad and searched on the system panel......

Under what circumstances can a person's cultivation fall?

Stealing chickens and dogs?

Stealing in the middle of the night?

Monks and Taoist aunts?

What the hell is this!

Don't have a way to have some positive energy?

After searching for a long time, the young man suddenly saw a relatively cold cultivation method for falling!

Practitioners of the two realms of literature and martial arts, when there is a particularly large entry into the literary path, there will be a brief fall in the martial arts.

How can you make it look like a text?

Reciting a commentary from the ancient sages to you?

I have to know how to do it too!

Do you a thrilling dance?

Su Fan glanced at the little short legs that still hadn't changed back, and shook his head speechlessly.

Otherwise, I will compose them a poem?

Huh!

It seems like you can!

The more you think about it, the more right it is!

The more you think about it, the more reliable it becomes!

Su Fan's eyes suddenly became blurred, he stood straight, waved his left hand in front of his chest, and showed a mysterious expression on his face.

"My lord, this is?"

"He, his posture, is he about to enter the Wendao?"

"It means that the sand dunes are endowed, comparable to the ancient Wen Sheng?!"

"Oh my God, it's no wonder that the cultivation will fall, the adult is so talented that he can actually enter the text by looking at the crotch of his pants!"

"Ahh

Su Fan looked at the rolling yellow sand and exclaimed, and suddenly the ghost generals were shocked.

"It's so beautiful!" Su Fan sighed.

Everyone pondered for a while, this place is indeed beautiful in the eyes of the literati!

That's right!

So I have more respect for the boy!

The young man turned to look at the crotch of his trousers, muttered for a moment, and said aloud:

Walking to and from the Yin Capital,

It is difficult for people and ghosts to share the moon and the moon.

Tonight watch the crotch into the holy realm,

The moon is one year old.

“......”

After chanting, Su Fan was moved by his talent and said, "How is it?"

The scene was silent!

The hearts of the people were extremely strange.

What a play!

Isn't this just limerick?

Just this thing, can also enter the realm of literature and Taoism, causing cultivation to fall?

No one answered.

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while......

"Ding, it was detected that the host was very uneducated, and in order to better pretend to be the host, a set of books is now presented. ”

Su Fan was stunned and found that there was an extra book on the panel.

Take a closer look, and four big characters come into view. Song Ci Selection?!

He's not good-looking!

What is Song Ci!

How can it be compared to my limerick poem!

The young man was in a very bad mood, so he opened the book without interest, found a random poem and read it......

"Angry hair rushes to the crown, leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rests. Raise your eyes, look up to the sky and roar, and ...... fiercely"

The moon is in the sky, bright and gentle, and the soft moonlight is sprinkled in the desert, calm and peaceful.

The wind rolled up the sand shadows in the sky, casting mottled black spots on the ground, Su Fan stood in place, stunned and looked at the moonlight in the distance, looking like an old god was there.

After a song by Yue Fei, he sighed softly and said in his heart: "What kind of thing is this, how can it be as good as the one I wrote!"

"Okay!"

"A peerless talent!"

"There are such heroic lyrics in the world, and it turns out that the garbage limerick poem is actually used by adults to throw bricks and attract jade!"

Well?

Su Fan raised his eyebrows and swallowed back a sentence.

I don't understand aesthetics!

A bunch of garbage!

Hehe!

Su Fan smiled awkwardly, stopped talking, listened carefully to everyone's words, and had a headache for a while.

Zhuge Tan took off a few of his white beards, and said excitedly:

"The style of words is domineering and bold, like a horizontal knife, and if you fight to the death, the general trend of the world, the general's demeanor, at a glance! I just don't know, what is this Helan Mountain?"

Jiang Xian on the side also wanted to brush his beard, but he didn't, so he had to scratch his face and say:

"And Jing Kang is ashamed, still not snowing! What a domineering phrase, is Jing Kang a personal name?"

Although Fat Rakshasa is fat, he is literate, and he also guessed.

"When will the courtiers be hated?

Everyone lowered their heads and whispered, discussing a lot, on the one hand, they were amazed by Su Fan's brilliant talent, and on the other hand, they also raised many questions about this poem.

"Anyway, after returning to the Yin Capital, you must ask for the adult's Mobao, I don't think it will be worth a lot in less than ten years!"

"I think I can contact the publisher and publish a collection of words for adults, package it, and contribute to the enthronement of the Immortal King!"

"Yes, people outside say that our ghost clan is uneducated, and I think it's necessary for them to see the demeanor of the peerless ghost heroes now!"

"Right!"

Su Fan was very panicked.

He had heard them from afar.

Shenma is a peerless talent!

That's a big misunderstanding......

"Ding, the QR code is successfully scanned, and the host completes the main quest of the Sword of the First Charge of the Six Elements and gets a gift package for the first charge!"

"Ding, do you want to open the first charge package?"

"Open!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a set of newbie equipment. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a Great Cultivation Pill. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a Nine Heavens Bloodline Seed. ”

"Whether it is fused or not. ”

"Fusion!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for wearing a full set of novice equipment, and all attributes have been increased to one hundred!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for taking the Great Cultivation Pill and cultivating to the peak of the ninth order of the Quenching Body Realm!"

"Ding, the host fuses the Nine Heavens Seeds, and the bloodline awakens into the Nine Heavens Dragon Vein!"