Zhang He's attitude is actually very good, but he figured out the wrong "holy will", so the consequences are destined to be very tragic.

Zhuge Xiyue spoke again, "Zhang He, do you think that silence will be fine?" ”

Eh, brother even wasted his killer weapon, if he is not silent, what else can my brother do? Do you want to reason with you women? Zhang He was completely speechless, and he simply carried out the silence to the end.

However, what Zhang He didn't know was that in many cases, in fact, what women hate the most is endless silence, how can there be a saying? A woman's silence can be seen as pitiful, but a man's silence can only be seen as shameless.

Therefore, Zhang He's choice of silence and choosing to accept the lesson with an open mind is undoubtedly a big mistake, because silence often makes women feel that you are ignoring her.

Decision-making mistakes are often the beginning of a failure, such as Zhang He in front of him.

Because of his humble silence, neither Zhuge Xiyue nor Long Diewu planned to let go of this guy who would die if he said something nice.

Women are water, and water can generously accommodate Tang's storage, so women need sweet words.

Women are gentle, so they can overcome rigidity with softness, but rigidity can't overcome softness, so in the face of women, it can only be that she is softer and softer.

But unfortunately, our Zhang He children's shoes did not understand such a profound truth.

Long Diewu and Zhuge Xiyue are both super business women, and their two mouths are sharp teeth, iron teeth and copper teeth that can say the dead as alive and alive.

"Zhang He, do you think Sister Long and I are easy to bully, don't you?" Decided to sing a double reed and clean up this guy who didn't know how to coax women, Zhuge Xiyue suddenly changed to a face full of grievances, and asked pitifully.

Billy, you guys are bullies? How dare you? It's always been my brother who has been bullied, okay?

Zhang He couldn't help but look up at Zhuge Xiyue, who was full of "sadness", and shook his head into a rattle without hesitation.

"Since you know that we are not easy to bully, then you dare to do this to us?" Since it is a double reed, it naturally has to be red and white, so the dragon butterfly dance who sang the white face immediately asked viciously.

Eh, what's wrong with you? It's good that my brother gave my wife a * wedding, but didn't my brother also bring back the best chalcedony heart with a higher value? It stands to reason that you should have taken advantage of it, right? How did you make it look like Ge Yan zhòng was eccentric?

Zhang He couldn't help but roll his eyes, but he still chose to be silent.

Zhuge Xiyue came again, "Everyone is a woman, originally, women shouldn't embarrass women, but why are we always hurt?" Alas, no one loves anyone, so why should we be afraid of a negative person who has no conscience, why bother to work day and night? Sister Long, let's go, I really don't want to stay in this impersonal place for another second. ”

Uh, isn't it? I said two aunts and grandmothers, two good wives, you just let my brother go, right? Zhang He was about to cry, but unfortunately, Long Butterfly Dance fired again, "Go? It's too cheap, that guy with no conscience, right? Sister Xiyue, I will go, but before leaving, the account must be calculated carefully, so that someone understands how much he owes us sisters. ”

Well, Zhang He really wanted to cry, but what made him even more speechless was that Long Diewu put on a businesslike posture, and then picked up the calculator, and pressed the button with his jade fingers flying, and said eloquently, "The labor fee is 200 million, and the mental loss fee is 800 million,......"

Zhuge Xiyue didn't settle the account, as if he was waiting for the results calculated by the Dragon Butterfly Dance, and as if he felt sorry for himself, he said, "The heart is higher than the sky, the life is thinner than paper, and I am amorous, and in the end, a person is thinner than Huanghua, what's the use of asking for money?" Alas. ”

Zhang He really burst into tears, but what made him completely speechless was that Zhuge Xiyue really stood up, looking extremely sad and disappointed, with a face full of sadness and disappointment, with a soft and boneless posture, and slowly walked towards the door of the office.

Although Zhang He knew very well that Zhuge Xiyue was just pretending, Zhang He finally opened his mind, and if he didn't say anything, I was afraid that the consequences would become even stricter.

Zhang He fully believes that with the amazing IQ of Xiyue's wife and Diewu's wife, if they want to "clean up" themselves, they will definitely be able to take off several layers of skin, and Zhang He also knows that the reason why these two wives are like this must be their own mistakes.

Although Zhang He has not yet realized where he is wrong, in front of his wife, the fault can only be himself, so finding the root cause of his mistake is the key.

Zhang He quickly stood up as well, blocked in front of Zhuge Xiyue with an arrow step, and said stubbornly, "Xiyue, I was wrong, don't be angry, okay?" ”

Zhang He's least good thing is to talk about love, so this should obviously be a good love sentence, but when it comes out of Zhang He's mouth, it is dozens of times harder than the stone in the, fortunately, Zhuge Xiyue is also very clear about Zhang He's virtue, and he also knows how difficult it is to make this thing say such things.

Therefore, Zhuge Xiyue also hurriedly gave him a step down the slope of the donkey, but he didn't get what he wanted, but Zhuge Xiyue refused to stop there, so Zhuge Xiyue was still a little unhappy and asked, "Then do you know what you did wrong?" ”

Eh, brother just casually talking about it? But at this point, Zhang He had to harden his head again, and said with sincerity, "I shouldn't let you worry, and I shouldn't make you sad." ”

Long Die Dance is also very aware of Zhang He's temper and character, and she also knows how difficult it is to let this guy say a lingering love word, but the problem is that after such a long period of suffering, Long Die Dance really wants to enjoy the warmth and comfort brought by her husband like an ordinary woman.

Long Butterfly Dance put down the calculator, put away the anger on her face, and turned back into the tender Butterfly Dance's wife, "Now that you know everything, how are you going to compensate us?" Long Butterfly Dance stared at Zhang He and asked softly.

Uh, how did you go around and go back to the original topic? Zhang He suddenly couldn't help but feel a pain again, but this time, Zhang He didn't dare to pretend to be pitiful anymore, but asked with a serious face, "Say it, as long as I can do it." ”

Zhuge Xiyue and Long Diewu were completely speechless, but their purpose was to let Zhang He learn how to comfort girls, so they were speechless, but Zhuge Xiyue had to be extremely speechless, and said helplessly, "Say a few nice words to listen, if it's good, Sister Long and I will forgive you." ”

Uh, that's okay? Nima, I knew it was so simple, wouldn't it be over if my brother said something sweet earlier? Zhang He suddenly realized, but after moving his lips, he suddenly found that he couldn't say nice love words at all, especially if he had to say it to two women at the same time, let alone open his mouth.

But the problem is that if you don't say a few nice words today, you will definitely die in the rhythm.

Looking at Zhuge Xiyue and then at the Dragon Butterfly Dance, Zhang He finally moved his lips again, but he still didn't make any sound.

Long Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue were also completely helpless, how could they like such a guy whose mouth is dumber than a pig? Think about back then, no, why think about back then, since I was born, how many men have said so many sweet words to themselves with a dead face, I'm afraid I can't count it with a calculator.

Now I'm begging him to say a few nice words to listen, but this guy is good, he still can't beat a stuffy fart with three sticks.

Is he so unlikeable? Zhuge Xiyue and Dragon Butterfly Dance finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Looking at his wife, who seemed to be about to go crazy again, Zhang He finally didn't dare to continue and only moved his lips without making a sound, "I love you." Zhang He said nervously in a voice that he couldn't even hear, like a little girl who confessed to a male god.

Is that okay? Looking at Zhang He, who was more nervous than the innocent girl who confessed to others for the first time, Long Diewu and Zhuge Xiyue couldn't help but want to laugh, but the two of them immediately straightened their faces.

"Be louder, you can't hear me." Dragon Butterfly Dance said with a smile.

"I love you." Zhang He had to harden his scalp again and repeat loudly.

"Who do you love?" Zhuge Xiyue finally showed a charming smile on her face, and asked with a smile.

Uh, that's okay?

Okay, since it's all out of the way, then brother will make persistent efforts, this time, Zhang He finally dared to stare at Zhuge Xiyue, who was smiling like a flower, and said with a serious face, "I love you." ”

"What about me?" The Dragon Butterfly Dance seemed to be unhappy all of a sudden.

Uh, okay, brother is going to let it out once, "I love you too." Zhang He said loudly again.

Without waiting for Long Diewu and Zhuge Xiyue to speak, Zhang He said loudly again, "I made you worried, and I also made you wronged, I'm sorry." ”

This time, Zhang He said it very naturally, because it was from the bottom of his heart.

Dragon Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue finally got what they wanted-a sense of recognition, a sense of zài.

Zhuge Xiyue and Long Diewu didn't need Zhang He to apologize, as long as he recognized his efforts and knew the value of their deposits, so, without waiting for Zhang He to speak again, both of them walked towards Zhang He with bursts of fragrant wind, and after glancing at each other, they gently leaned into Zhang He's arms in the blushing of their pretty faces.

Eh, hug left and right, the blessing of all people?

Nima, I knew that saying a few nice words could be exchanged for such a good thing against the sky, my brother should have said a few more words, it is difficult to say that it may not be impossible to exchange for the joy of sleeping together.

Hugging left and right, Yan-Fu is not shallow, and Zhang He suddenly involuntarily gave birth to some kind of man's unique reaction.

Nima, it's really unproductive! Zhang He couldn't help but viciously scorn his unproductive little brother, however, what made him very speechless, and what suddenly became boiling was that Zhuge Xiyue and Dragon Butterfly Dance not only did not play tricks on him because of this, but Zhuge Xiyue leaned his lips up and took the initiative to kiss Zhang He.

Uh, this is the rhythm of the god horse again? Sleeping together, happy double - Feiyan?

With a flash of thought, Zhang He suddenly couldn't help but boil the beast's blood, and kissed back fiercely.

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