Chapter 125: Edgeworth's Pro-......
What is the concept of Edgeworth's personal expedition, Li Guo doesn't know. But he was 100% sure that this was definitely the sequelae of Mo Chou's drinking.
And the power of this sequelae is definitely on top of the Dionysian curse that made more than a dozen girls lie down directly, maybe it was to travel around the sky with tens of millions of flying swords, maybe it was to let the sky sword rain down, or simply take out the sheath and walk around the street and poke a hole when you see something unpleasant.
But this is actually not important, the important thing is that Li Guo is sure that once Mo Chou's personal campaign is successful, then Li Guo will definitely not be able to spend this year in peace, and it is more likely that Li Guo and Mo Chou have become national-level wanted criminals, their avatars are printed on leaflets, one is posted at the door of each neighborhood committee, and the big heads of the two people are clearly marked with a price like selling pork...... Li Guo thought as he could, full of tears from his love for this land, and ran straight in a straight line in the corner.
If the down jacket on his body is replaced with a long gown that is more than elegant but seriously affects the flexible surname of the ancient knights, and then paired with a seven-foot green wind with a charming cold light, it is really an existence that can break the heart of any girl with a princess dream.
The premise is that Li Guo must block his face, after all, most princes are more handsome than Li Guo. Every time Li Guo looks at the photos of the UAE prince reposted by others on the Internet, his heart will be ruthlessly crushed.
However, Li Guo has now surpassed those princes in some aspects. After all, the prince of any country can't wear a down jacket and run all the way across the wall in violation of the laws of physics.
It's like a German shepherd chasing a sheep.
Fortunately, at this point, most people are either sleeping or working, and God seems to help Li Guo, the sky is gloomy, and even the old man and old lady who usually sit in the window and bask in the sun did not scan the window with that kind of spy eyes today.
When Li Guo climbed over the mountains and panted like a cow directly from the railing into the bird spirit community, he instinctively felt that at least five sniper rifles were aimed at him in an instant just now, but this feeling quickly disappeared, it should be the secret whistle arranged by the bird spirit that found that the grandson who climbed over the wall was no one else.
Coming downstairs to Bird Zijing, Li Guo was almost exhausted, this kind of high-intensity exercise speed was completely beyond the limit for him, after all, his physical strength was completely at the level of a normal person, and the unique master who ran away just now, Uncle Book Soul didn't seem to tell Li Guo how much physical strength he consumed.
"Don't worry!" Li Guo shouted downstairs: "I'm here!" ”
After shouting, Li Guo vaguely felt that something was wrong, because no matter whose name he called downstairs, no matter what Mo Chou was doing, he would run to the window and look at Li Guo with watery eyes. And now...... Mo Chou didn't show up at all, but the landlord's sister was standing at the window looking at Li Guo with watery eyes.
The phone rang again at this moment, and the voice of the landlord's sister came decisively from inside: "Dear...... I have good news for you. ”
My dear? Li Guo suddenly felt that the situation was not good when he heard this title, but now he didn't even have the strength to take a step, so he just sat stupidly at the top of the stairs, supporting his head with one hand and listening to the phone with the other.
"Don't worry about your family, I fell asleep before I finished the third song." The landlord's sister didn't say it on the phone, but jumped down from the upstairs, and safely smashed a hole in the green turf, and stood in the hole in her pajamas to convey the message to Li Guo: "You look like a little wolf dog suffering from heat stroke." ”
Li Guo's appearance was really embarrassed, his face was full of black ash that he didn't know where to rub and a spider web that his head rubbed under the eaves, and the butt of his jeans was still hung out with a long hole in the exposed nail hook, and he was grinning and revealing the red panties that Li Guo had just put on today.
"I ......" After Li Guo listened to the words of the landlord's sister, the whole person was like a thunderbolt: "You didn't say it earlier?" ”
"I just want to see how much you care about her." The landlord's sister said, slowly walking upstairs: "If it were me, would you work so hard for me?" ”
Li Guo twisted around and grabbed her ankle: "Yes!" ”
"I believe in you." Saying that, the landlord's sister used her leg hard and broke her ankle out of Li Guo's hand: "I'm going to sleep, do you want to come?" ”
Li Guo put his head behind his back, supported his eyes, and looked at the back of the landlord's sister upside down: "Can you help me up...... I went soft. ”
But the landlord's sister didn't stop at all: "My man will never be soft." ”
"Watch out for the impact!" Li Guo shouted, after knowing that Mo Chou was asleep, his mood suddenly relaxed a lot, so he deliberately misinterpreted the words of the landlord's sister to tease the boring son: "It will be wasted in 24 hours." ”
Li Guo rested for half an hour, during which he received a call from Sister Xue, saying that the original battle five-person group had a temporary party today, and they would not go over to eat at night, and they would go to see Li Guo off tomorrow, and those fairy disciples who were faked by Mo Chou were also safely transferred, so that Li Guo did not have to worry, she and Bird Zijing would have proper arrangements.
After almost recovering his strength, it took Li Guo a full 10 minutes to open the door, and before that, he only took a short 57 seconds to get here from that hospital, and if he went to the Olympics at this speed, Li Guo was confident that he would win gold medals in most track and field events.
But now...... Li Guo is going to participate in the Paralympics, and everyone dislikes him for being redundant.
Looking at Mo Chou, who was sleeping like a baby on the sofa, the big stone in Li Guo's heart finally rolled to the ground with a bang, and his breathing gradually stabilized. However, he can only cover Mo Chou with a blanket from the side now, and he doesn't have the physical strength to carry Mo Chou to the bed.
"Ancestor, ......" After covering Mo Chou with the quilt, he twisted Mo Chou's face quite hard: "I was almost killed by you." ”
Mo Chou didn't react at all, just smacked his mouth, and after a few mutters, he turned over and continued to sleep sweetly.
Li Guo grabbed the water on the table and poured most of the pot with a gurgling face. Then he slowly took off his torn jeans, sat on the ground and pulled out his wallet and keys.
"Li Guo." The landlord's sister took a bottle of liquor from the house at this time: "I'll give you a massage, otherwise your muscles will be tired and damaged." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and didn't say any bullshit such as "You're so good", just glanced at Mo Chou: "I'll take a bath first." ”
"I'll help you." The landlord's sister was not shy at all and said, "You have thrown away your outer clothes, they are all broken." ”
With that, the landlord's sister carried Li Guo into the bathroom, and then began to skillfully help him undress.
"That's not good...... Li Guo pressed the landlord's sister's hand: "I'll take a bath by myself." ”
"Nope." The landlord's sister directly rejected Li Guo's request: "I have a need." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked at her with a bitter face: "You use me as an electric rod......"
"Not exactly." After the landlord's sister helped Li Guo, who had no ability to resist, remove her clothes, she quickly took off her clothes: "I still have feelings." ”
There is such a thing as a mandarin duck bath, in fact, the stuffy Li Guo has always been quite longing. Can...... It's not now, the current Li Guo just wants to lie down in bed and have a good rest, and he doesn't have much strength to get the landlord's sister at all.
"Lie to you." The landlord's sister suddenly smiled and slapped Li Guo's shoulder: "Warm water therapy, otherwise your muscles will really be damaged." Your muscle strength is still too poor right now. ”
As she spoke, the landlord's sister began to squeeze Li Guo's waist and thighs, and Li Guo's howl and the roar of the shower were mixed together, which made people feel a little creepy.
It's like in a foreign perverted movie, where a woman dismemberes her boyfriend with hot water on in the bathroom, it's very miserable.
At this time, where is Li Guo still hard, he is almost dying now, the landlord's sister made Li Guo's two legs congested like thick radish, and there are still large areas of bruises deep at the ligament junction, as scary as it gets.
"Bite." The landlord's sister put a finger in Li Guo's mouth: "I'm going to let you go." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, endured the pain, bit her finger lightly, gritted her teeth and frowned, and said, "I'll hold it." ”
The landlord's sister smiled: "If you don't want to bite me, just bite the towel, this pain will make you bite your teeth." ”
Li Guo nodded, and the landlord's sister didn't say a word, dismembered and ripped off the bird spirit's bath towel, folded it twice, and stuffed it into Li Guo's mouth.
He was just about to vomit when he saw an almost translucent sharp knife protruding from the landlord's sister's fingers, and then directly cut through Li Guo's bruises...... At this moment, Li Guo suddenly felt a pain like it was about to explode and swept through every inch of his skin, his face was as white as paper at that time, as for the bath towel of the bird spirit, he didn't have the heart to care about it anymore. The kind of pain that is directly dissected without anesthesia, even if it is calm Emperor Li Guo, there is no way to calm it down, and the other leg that was not pressed by the landlord's sister directly spasmed in pain.
"Hold back." The landlord's sister said very gently, and after the bruise on Li Guo's wound was drained, she quickly cut the blood vessel in her left hand, but it was strange that only a few drops of blood flowed out: "Good baby, it won't hurt right away." ”
As she spoke, she pinched Li Guo's wound with her hand. And smeared his own blood evenly along Li Guo's wound.
Five seconds after the landlord's sister's blood was smeared on Li Guo's wound, Li Guo felt that his pain began to subside step by step, and finally disappeared completely, only the sound of his heart beating still sounded in his ears.
"I'm a phoenix." The landlord's sister lay on Li Guo and kissed Li Guo's mouth in a very charming posture: "It doesn't hurt, right?" ”
Li Guo was just about to nod, but the same pain swept over again, and there was no difference from the feeling just now, and the landlord's sister's behavior was no different, and she still slashed at the same position on her hand.
However, Li Guo had already experienced it once just now, and when he experienced it again, he felt that it didn't seem to be so painful, but even so, he still broke a piece of the high-strength plastic toilet seat.
"It's over." The landlord's sister sat on Li Guo's lap and hugged Li Guo, who was sweating all over her head, on her **'s chest: "It's all over." ”
Li Guo spit out the towel with the smell of bird essence in his mouth, hugged the waist of Fang Dong's sister tightly, and panted weakly with water, unable to even jump out of a fart, let alone any lingering sympathy.
But the pain is painful, and the discomfort is uncomfortable. At this time, Li Guo didn't have the feeling of weakness that his two legs were amputated just now, although he didn't say anything stronger, but Li Guo really felt that he was much better at this time.
"If I were an ordinary person and didn't have the ability to turn on infrared vision, you might have to go home in a wheelchair." The landlord's sister put a ** on Li Guo's mouth: "Suck and see, do you have milk?" ”
"Don't make a fuss...... Li Guo's voice is hoarse, and he can only make a low vocal vibration when he speaks: "I'm so tired." ”
The landlord's sister smiled, stood up, wiped Li Guo and the water on her body clean, and found clean clothes for Li Guo to wear: "If it weren't for your word 'will', I would have made you suffer enough." But with that word, I couldn't bear it. ”
Li Guo was carried to the living room by the landlord's sister, and then the landlord's sister sat cross-legged on the ground and let Li Guo's head rest on her lap: "You can recover after a few hours of rest, I'll wait to buy some beef bones for you to make soup." ”
Li Guo's chest warmed, and he struggled to sit up from the ground, leaning back on the sofa, and staring at the eyes of the landlord's sister: "Thank you." ”
"Those two words are not needed." The landlord's sister's hand slowly climbed up the tube of Li Guo's shorts and pants: "You are mine tonight." ”
And at this time, all of a sudden, Li Guo found that Mo Chou moved. Then he sat up stunned. His eyes were closed, and his hands were spread out, and his mouth was faintly muttering.
"There was silence, and the four fields were bleak. The fog is dazed, and the wind is wrapped in silver. The sword is like a cloud, like a tide. Rolling on. ”
Li Guo was stunned: "This is not Li Bai's poem!" What is it? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the unsheath suddenly soared into the sky, directly piercing the glass window and reaching the sky.
The clouds are so thick that the direction of the sheath is not visible at all. What exactly it did, no one knows.
There was also a faint smoke hovering around Mo Chou's side, and no matter how Li Guo tried to approach Mo Chou, he was blocked out by that smoke.
At this time, Sister Xue suddenly called: "Brother! Just got the news...... Many ancient tombs and museums across the country have exploded...... Inside...... There is a sword flying out of it! ”
After listening to this, Li Guo suddenly sat on the sofa decadently: "This ...... This may be because of Mo Chou. ”
Next, Li Guo didn't hear a word of what Sister Xue said. The picture just now was played repeatedly in my mind, and the eldest sister who dared to get out of the sheath just now...... That's a whistle to call someone...... He thought that Mo Chou was asleep, but who knew that she could continue to sing while she was asleep...... "Mo Chou! Li Guo patted the sword qi body protection ring beside Mo Chou with his hand: "Mo Chou!! ”
Li Guo shouted loudly and clapped loudly. Mo Chou seemed to hear it vaguely, but she preferred to be struggling in some dream, and she couldn't open her eyes for a long time.
Li Guo was really anxious now, and he bit his lip. Closed his eyes like Mo Chou.
"I know you see it!" Li Guo's heart was pounding: "Help me, master!" ”
At this time, the book of all-Tang poems in the bedroom suddenly began to crackle, and then Li Guo's expression suddenly changed, and the whole person showed a look that was very incommensurate with his own age.
"Hey. Don't worry, don't worry. ”
Li Guo's voice changed, and then he sighed again: "Li Guo, Li Guo." You two are a perfect match. ”
"Unsheathed!"
With a shout, the sheath that had been burrowing into the clouds wrapped in the galore shot back from the opening window.
Hovered directly in front of Li Guo.
And this is Mo Chou's eyes suddenly opened, and after a short period of confusion, Mo Chou's eyes suddenly lit up: "Master! Bow down from the sheath! ”
"Unsheathed." Li Guo put his hands behind his back and looked serious: "Do you remember what I told you?" ”
"No more rebellion, no more evil, no more ...... Fight for the tiger. The eldest sister knelt on the ground and looked very sincere: "But ...... Don't worry about her ......"
"You should have your own discernment." Li Guo's hand directly stretched out into the sword qi circle: "Aren't you here to have fun?" ”
"Out of the sheath to know the wrong ......"
Sometimes it's not good to be too upset.
When entertaining.
After all, there are places I shouldn't have been there at all.
Looking at the mobile phone party, I think I should take care of it, and then be said to be a little author who is not good at honesty and benevolence and garbage in character.
I wiped it and said that I registered a vest and sprayed people indiscriminately. These people, their brains are in a lot of.
By the way, I can't do anything about the vest, and I don't have to worry about you at all.
But I went to care, why?
Because I can't make any money myself, it's better to let those who like me like me like me more.
So, you kids! Would you like to stop a bit?
Don't force me to say that rolling word here.
Everyone's face is disgraced.
(To be continued)