Chapter 33, Dance Partner
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Seeing a group of animals squirming and pinching, Kou Ko thought they were embarrassed at first, so she clapped her palms and smiled: "Boys should take the initiative, you can't let the ladies invite you, right?" Also, the male compatriots who stand up first have the largest range of choices! ”
There is no movement below, in fact, there have been a few pairs in the information department that have been said in advance, but the problem is that everyone has not stood up, and they are all embarrassed to come out first - the gun shoots the first bird! And if you stand up at this time, it feels the same as what the husband and silver woman have discussed in advance.
A few seniors in the senior year of the student union shook their heads in their hearts, and they really just got up from high school, thinking that they were like this back then, and they didn't even know the truth of starting first!
Coco smiled, and walked down first and pulled an extremely lucky animal to stand in the middle of the field, which immediately caused a group of people to have electric sparks flashing in their eyes.
Seeing some cold spots, these seniors came up one by one to do ideological work, for example, you see that mm over there is very good, pay attention to it must be a medium beauty who is not too big or small, now the main thing is that the temperament of just going to school is not enough, wait for two years, no, you will try again in another year? Can't get in line!
I really don't know if this is a ballroom dance class or a speed dating camp. However, these words of the seniors really played a certain role, some animals pretended to twist and pinch, but in fact, they couldn't wait in their hearts, and shouted in their mouths: "Don't push me, don't push me!" But in fact, I ran up by myself, and I couldn't pull it back!
Someone took the lead, and the scene was lively. The cattle pushed and shoved, one by one pretended to be gentlemen and stretched out their hands to the girls, and the nursing department over there was not easy to refuse, basically they would nod and agree if they were invited, and then the small hands held the big hands, so that the saliva of the animals was happy.
"I'm ...... I fancy that mm! ”
"Damn, I've been robbed again!"
Qin Xiao'an walked around the crowd and found that he was a step late, stomped his feet angrily, and when he was about to come back, he was pushed by the cadres of the student union to the side of a single mm, and then he smirked and scratched his head, and finally stretched out his claws.
However, there are still a handful of diehards, the remaining three cattle led by Chen Xu, who just can't be killed, and they have been aiming at the door next to them, ready to find an opportunity to escape at any time - if Guan Pingchao finds out about this scene, he will definitely sigh, it turns out that the current students are so talented as hackers! He wasn't so serious when he was scanning for the other party's vulnerabilities!
It's just that after the revolution for so long, it was inevitable to fall in the end, Wu Yuan and Dong Qing didn't run away in the end, they were dragged up like a donkey, and the two of them had six eyes full of tears - because there were almost no girls over there, and the rest were all leftovers. If we had known that the revolution was going to fall, it would have been better to go earlier!
At this time, the heads of the student union also stood up one by one. Seeing that everyone was almost all together, Kou Kokou clapped her hands: "Have you found your own dance partner?" Are there any handsome guys or beautiful women who don't have dance partners? ”
Chen Xu looked left and right, it seemed that he was standing here as a single man, well, there was the handsome animal of the Minister of Literature and Art next to him, looking at his depressed face, it was estimated that he felt regretful because he did not continue to dance with Teacher Koko. Seeing Coco's eyes sweeping over, Chen Xu immediately straightened up and pretended to be a statue: "Actually, I'm here to make soy sauce......
The audience laughed in one sentence, and Teacher Coco smiled and said that this classmate is really humorous, but there is also Wu Ning (that is, the Minister of Literature and Art), don't you have a dance partner?
Wu Ning smiled deliberately and said It's okay, I'll guide them.
Chen Xu looked at him with disdain, feeling that this kid was not afraid of being flashed at all when he said big things, but seeing that he had a very tacit understanding with Kou Kokou just now, it looked like he had practiced, and he really didn't blow it.
But at this moment, a somewhat aggrieved female voice sounded: "Teacher, I don't have a dance partner yet!" ”
Chen Xu and Wu Ning looked at the corner at the same time, and then swallowed their saliva at the same time, this girl is from the Department of Information, and she also came to Chen Xu to see a doctor that day, saying that she weighed at least one hundred and eight little fat girls with stomach pain......
The entire activity room couldn't help but have a malicious smile on their faces, including many girls. Even Koko's face couldn't help but show this smile.
This woman's surname is Zhang, her name is Xiaohua, and her private evaluation with the information system is that she has a face with a bun and Xiaoqiang's figure (spoof Huahua, who made him say that I am a tuo?). Hehe, pollen, don't worry about the occasional ha), due to the transliteration of this name, the livestock of the information department don't even dare to mention the word "school flower" until now!
If you think about it, when you talk about school flowers, you immediately think of small flowers! Isn't this the same effect as talking about a beautiful woman here and a sister Fleur over there?
A group of people gloated about the good show, and Teacher Coco also seemed to have a smile on her face, thinking that it was not good to be cold like this, so she said: "Okay, you two men, which one takes the initiative?" Stand up? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Ning quietly pushed behind Chen Xu, Chen Xu didn't expect him to be so shameless--he actually started faster than himself--he was careless, and he fell out.
The people in the entire activity room were laughing maliciously, and Qin Xiao'an and Wu Yuan simply laughed out loud "hey, hey, hey".
"There's no way back!" Chen Xu felt that his happiness in the second half of his life was probably just a thought, and at this time, his body had already come out and could not go back. What to do, what to do?!
Generally speaking, people's reaction speed in desperate situations is very fast, and some experts even say that when people are in a desperate situation, their bodies will secrete a hormone similar to adrenaline, which can make people suddenly become superhuman, and even kick a big truck! And this state is called the legendary state of opening the gene lock......
(Well, the above is purely a spoof, the purpose is to recommend the grandmaster who created the infinite genre, zhtty's new book "Miracle Flash")
However, this statement is not unreasonable, Chen Xu felt as if he had really entered the legendary gene lock state, and then the miracle really flashed with it, and then Chu Xuan also possessed it...... Chen Xu let out an extremely exaggerated scream of "ah", then leaned over, fell heavily to the ground, and "rumbled" into a row of chairs.
"Oops, my leg hurts!" Chen Xu covered his forehead and screamed.
But he hit it really enough, and Kou Kou was still worried and wanted to come up and take a look, but when she heard this, she stopped: "Why are you covering your head when your leg hurts?" ”
Chen Xu realized that he had said the wrong thing at this time, but the problem was that his head was hit and it really hurt a little, this feeling was like the second master in the Journey to the West who endured humiliation and was about to pretend to be faint after being stabbed in the thigh. What's a pain? If you really want to dance with this little flower girl...... Then it's not a matter of pain!
So Chen Xu shouted: "It hurts my leg......"
"Bang dang", the livestock women in the activity room fell to the ground, and together with Koukou, they collectively scolded in their stomachs: "Slut! ”
Although he knew that this guy was pretending, the problem was that the hit he had just now was really not light, so Kou Kou had no choice but to turn his gaze to Wu Ning, who was full of vegetables, and said, "Okay, classmate Wu Ning, you can come here." ”
Wu Ning swallowed her saliva, but the little flower girl next to her was already smiling happily...... Well, it's Le's eyebrows open, but I can't find my eyes.
Compared with Chen Xu, who is average-looking, the girls naturally prefer Wu Ning's handsome little white face, and he is the minister of literature and art, and it is said that he is still the prince charming in the hearts of many girls. The little flower girl "snorted" in her stomach: Isn't Prince Charming also my dance partner?
Wu Ning had no choice but to walk up with a bitter face, what could he say at this time? But I have despised Chen Xu 10,000 times in my heart, 10,000 times!
Although the other animals were depressed and Chen Xu escaped this catastrophe, they looked at Wu Ning's almost squeezed smile, and they all felt quite refreshed. Seeing the angry eyes of the women, this group of animals felt that Chen Xu was actually quite smart and clever.
Chen Xu sat next to him with his head covered, thinking that he had finally escaped this time, although the price paid was quite heavy, and his head was still a little dizzy.
Teacher Coco also couldn't stand it anymore, and said that this classmate, you better go to the infirmary and take a look at it, and wipe some medicine or something. I heard that a few days ago, a student in the medical department of your school was hit, and I thought it was okay, but I was sent to the hospital for an examination and found that it was a ruptured spleen.
As soon as he said this, all the boys burst out laughing, and then someone shouted and said, "You don't know, Teacher Koko, right? This was the one who found the animal with a ruptured spleen! Our Chen Banxian!
The eyes of all the girls in the class lit up, and Coco said really? Ouch, what a young man! And many nursing girls are thinking that the original person is him, I heard that our dean said that he was going to pull him over, a medical wizard?
Chen Xu, who looked at him with so many eager eyes, was a little embarrassed, he said that in this case, I would better go to the hospital to have a look, and then got up and prepared to pull the door out. But before his hand touched the doorknob, there was a knock on the door.
Chen Xu opened the door curiously, and was stunned.
There's a fairy standing in the doorway!
The goblin opened his mouth and said, "I'm sorry, this is a ballroom dance class, I'm late." ”
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