Chapter 358 Grandma's, where do you not meet in life.
Li Guo sat in a dim, cramped xx room with only one leather sofa, dressed in a killer outfit, with deep eyes, and a glass of red wine in his hand and gently swayed. The cold and lazy appearance of the net was actually a little lovesick with the lily, and the moonlight was projected through the broken window, and there was a dead silence all around.
"Mode two." Li Guo said inexplicable words in his mouth.
But as his words landed, all the scenes around him began to change in a retro-radiant type, and in a short period of time, the original red brick room and air-cold red wine became a Broadway-style stage for fifty or sixty years, and it was still the same sofa, but the red wine in Li Guo's hand had turned into a glass of champagne, and the clothes on his body had also become tuxedos, and the whole space reverberated with an intoxicating sound.
"Mode three."
The surrounding scene changed at one point, there were no lights or walls, only a vast blue was still sleeping, the sun was shining in the clear sky, and the seagulls were chirping above Li Guo's head, whether there were dolphins and flying fish jumping out of the water. He had a Coke in his hand and was wearing Hawaiian floral shorts.
"End the test." After Li Guo finished speaking, he let out a sigh: "You say, what will happen if I use this technology to open a movie theater?" Part of the Shushan Complex is this special effects cinema. ”
The meticulous (how I want to be naked, but sic) landlord's sister sat not far away from Li Guo, holding camera equipment to record the picture of Li Guo's operation just now, frowning slightly: "Okay, yes, but are you really sure you want to set up a messy space in the cinema?" In case something goes wrong and the space collapses, something big will go wrong. ”
Li Guo climbed next to the landlord's sister and lay on her lap: "It's up to you to tackle this problem." I'm only responsible for opening multiple unowned spaces, and I don't understand the automation problem. Almost, it's time to get dressed. With that, Li Guo crawled off the bed with his buttocks, and then helped the landlord's sister pick up the underwear and socks on the ground. (Nima barrel, you deliberately made a typo, it should have been naked just now, okay)
In fact, all of Li Guo's real scenes just now were actually completed with his unique space transformation technology, and it was not a foul to directly insert another space on top of this space. There are countless ownerless worlds, as long as Li Guo has this ability, there is no problem where he goes to create the galaxy. (Li Guo, you go to the north to sell commercial housing, the area is large and the transportation is convenient, and the daily income is guaranteed)
Of course...... According to Li Guo's current speed, he will have this ability, although it will not take long, but it will still take ** million years. (Well, it's not that long compared to the 13 billion years of life of the universe.)
For example, when a horror film is shown, a mass grave theme mode is used, and when a film like the Moulin Rouge is shown, a large theater mode can be made, and it can even be connected to the movie scene, giving people a very special movie experience. (Li Guo, I want to go to your place to see the 3D meat futon......)
Li Guo imagined that if you could make people feel that they were also swimming in the sea when watching Pirates of the Caribbean, the visual impact would be more shocking than any 3D.
Of course, this kind of technology also needs energy support, and electrical energy can't work, it must be psionic energy. This has to be done by the scientists of Shushan to quickly invent the transfer of Shushan's spiritual energy, otherwise everything will be wild. (Li Guo, you *** use your spiritual energy to play movies, you are tyrannical)
After getting dressed, Li Guo and the landlord's sister stood on the desk for money, and carefully took out a red envelope and prepared to stuff it in: "How much is appropriate?" ”
"100,000." The landlord's sister took out Li Guo's checkbook: "100,000 is the minimum amount." (Ask for a minimum!) )
"What's wrong...... Li Guo knocked on her head: "Whose family has a marriage package of 100,000 yuan, you are a rich man for me." (MD has to notify the bank in advance to withdraw money when receiving good money)
The landlord's sister was stunned: "You are not a rich man, who are?" ”
Li Guo touched his head: "It's also ......"
After speaking, he took a brush and filled in the checkbook with a brush of 188,888, and then sealed it in the red envelope: "Wouldn't it be too arrogant?" (Li Guo, you wait for the cup, such a thin red envelope will be despised, most people look at the thickness)
"It's fine." The landlord's sister stuffed the red envelope into her pocket: "Anyway, they don't know who sent it." (The disadvantages of Japanese friends who have not experienced Chinese weddings are reflected at once, and it is a check.)
Li Guoba smacked: "You're still so stupid......"
Soon, the two of them went directly to the back door of a four-star hotel in Xi'an, and then sorted out each other's clothes, and finally the landlord's sister took Li Guo's hand and walked to the main entrance. (Despise these two guys who don't have to fly, the swish words are very expressive)
At this time, on the Kunlun dome, Shangqing had just received a report from the Kunlun disciples, saying that he had detected traces of time and space jumps, and successfully discovered Li Guo's declining face......
"You said that you didn't want to stay in Shushan and drink any wine." Shangqing's face was full of resentment: "Aren't you nervous at all?" (It's not that Li Guo is nervous when he gets married, and besides, Li Guo was just frightened when he got married last time, and he wasn't nervous at all)
That being said, Kamiqing still showed off his powerful skills of shaving his face with a razor while wearing clothes, and also using Google Maps to find an address. (College students urgently need this stunt)
When he finally locked the hotel where Li Guo went, he smiled slightly and shook his tiger body: "If you die, you won't be stinky, and Lao Tzu will be disgusting and disgusting to you." ”
locked, his whole face began to writhe weirdly, and finally turned into a stranger who didn't even know his own mother, although they are both handsome guys, but Wu Yanzu and Wang Leehom are two people, aren't they? (Nonsense, is it two donkeys?) )
Then the head of Kunlun disappeared into his room, and went to find the head of Shushan...... And in order to save money when entering the door, this guy actually appeared directly on the roof of the hotel very fucked, and went out of the balcony of a hall along the drainage pipe, and then entered the hall from the balcony...... (Fuck it, you want to save money and go straight to the toilet)
In this way, the head of Kunlun entered the house before Li Guo. When he casually found a place to sit down, Li Guo was still chatting with the groom downstairs......
Because...... The groom didn't know Li Guo at all.
It was he who called Li Guo, but when Li Guo appeared in front of him, he didn't have the slightest impression of Li Guo, even after Li Guo reported his home, he still hesitated for a long time before he was vaguely sure that the person in front of him was Li Guo.
But the bride was from another department in Li Guo's school, and she actually remembered Li Guo, and even remembered Li Guo's troubles when she secretly went to the library to blow the air conditioner and sleep alone in the summer. (Bride, don't follow Li Guo because of this little thing)
"Are you really so non-existent?" When she went up to the table, the landlord's sister looked at Li Guo teasingly: "No one even knows about you?" ”
Li Guo shrugged his shoulders and was noncommittal: "Maybe it's because of the Spirit Sealing Formation on his body...... I've basically never felt like I've ever existed. Except for a few people who are a little more sensitive to the perception of spiritual power who remember me, even the teacher always forgets to call me. ”
"It's really tragic......"
After going up, Li Guo came to the table of his classmates. The male and female classmates at the entire table looked at Li Guo in confusion, but Li Guo greeted them one by one.
"You are?" During the banquet, Li Guo's former female squad leader asked Li Guo with embarrassment: "I really can't remember." ”
"Li Guo......" Li Guo smiled awkwardly: "A classmate who has no sense of existence." ”
As soon as they heard the name, some of the people at the table showed expressions of sudden realization, and some people continued to remain confused.
Li Guo didn't blame them, after all, they were used to it, and it didn't matter if they got used to it.
"I remember." The female squad leader belonged to one of the people who suddenly realized: "Which hero are you who picked up the fallen school girl with your hands!" ”
Li Guo waved his hand embarrassedly: "There is no need to mention this." ”
But as soon as this was mentioned, the whole table came to the spirit, because in Li Guo's university, Li Guo is a legend, it was probably Li Guo's sophomore year, one morning he went online all night to go back to the dormitory to sleep, it was a grass warbler flying, the March day under the moon before the flower (Nima barrel will you carry the grass warbler to fly in February, and the willows on the embankment are drunk with spring smoke?). Li Guo walked downstairs in the school's main teaching building.
Then suddenly a black shadow fell from the sky and smashed directly on Li Guo...... Then Li Guo and the thing that smashed him were both taken to the hospital. When Li Guo sobered up, he found that he had become a hero and was commended as an advanced individual who acted bravely.
But after the commendation, even Li Guo's counselor didn't remember that there was such a guy named Li Guo in his class...... It is conceivable what kind of state Li Guo's sense of existence has weakened.
However, although I don't know Li Guo, this hero who went to pick up one hundred and sixty pounds of school girls with his bare hands has become a story passed on by word of mouth on campus. (This senior sister is thirty pounds heavier than my senior brother)
Even Li Guo still doesn't know what the name of that senior girl is, let alone why she deliberately wants to smash herself......
"Come on, come on, see the hero himself for the first time, and have a toast." An elite man in a suit in the summer stood up and toasted Li Guo: "You are so low-key, if you don't say it, I really don't remember that there is such a big hero in our class." ”
When he spoke, although he was smiling, his micro-expression was keenly captured by Li Guo, when is this guy toasting, it is clearly the landlord sister who then toasts and looks at Li Guo closer.
And Li Guo just smiled faintly, raised his wine glass and toasted back: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a coincidence." ”
Of course, this is a coincidence, being hit by a person who jumped off the building is much less likely than a refrigerator falling from the sky...... (Why do I think the chance of the refrigerator is smaller than that of people, the refrigerator is so heavy)
But at this moment, a handsome guy directly dragged a stool and forcibly inserted it into Li Guo's table, then poked the stool down, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Waiter, add a pair of chopsticks." ”
His arrival surprised everyone, but he was not embarrassed at all and had no external virtue, but Li Guo instinctively thought that this guy was probably a man with a weak sense of existence like him. But what surprised Li Guo was that he didn't have any impression of this guy at all, could it be that there was someone in this world who was weaker than Li Guo's sense of existence?
No! No way!
"Yo, hello everyone." After the handsome guy sat down, he raised his hand to greet the people around him, and his smile was warm and charming: "Long time no see." ”
The people at the table, you look at me, I look at you, no one knows how to answer this sentence, and the atmosphere is suddenly embarrassing.
But this handsome guy suddenly stood up, directly opened a bottle of beer with his hand, and then raised his head and dried it down, and then wiped his mouth: "I'm late, punish myself with a bottle!" ”
His hand immediately attracted the applause of the whole table. What's more, he is so handsome, the female classmates at the table are all peach blossoms, and a few sensitive ones even have wet underwear. (This god association is gone)
However, the female classmates were excited, but Li Guo's male classmates showed fierce eyes one by one, this guy can no longer be regarded as a threat, this is completely a dazzling big diamond...... It doesn't matter who he is, he can catch the limelight.
At this time, the landlord's sister leaned into Li Guo's ear and whispered, "This person is weird." ”
Li Guo shook his head, smiled faintly, and pointed to the handsome guy who was pouring wine and toasting: "Look at his ass." (Li Guo, why do you come up to see the handsome guy's ass?) )
The landlord's sister followed Li Guo's words, looked at the handsome guy's buttocks, and found that he was about to wear a small sign tied to a non-gold and non-wood, and the sign was printed with words that he couldn't understand at all......
"What's wrong?" The landlord's sister looked at Li Guo in confusion: "That brand? ”
Li Guo nodded: "There are four words on it, Kunlun Zhenshou, this girl is Shangqing, he is following me." And when Li Guo was talking, Shangqing, who was drinking with his neck up, suddenly showed a weird smile, and the realization gradually moved to Li Guo's body. The expression is really a bit of a horror.
An ordinary wedding banquet, the legendary head of Kunlun and the head of Shushan are all present, and they are also young and promising, the same rich and rival country, and the same one-man man who is not open, this may become the most powerful wedding banquet in the world......
Of course, no one knows. Except for two parties.
"Li Guo, what are you doing now?" The female squad leader seemed to be very concerned about Li Guo's current life: "Is your girlfriend next to you?" ”
"I build a house every day." Li Guo nodded: "She doesn't like to talk." ”
Li Guo said that he built a house, and the female squad leader subconsciously thought that Li Guo was working in which construction team, and looking at his clothes, he should be a civilian or something, but it was definitely not high-end.
"Oh...... That's right. The female squad leader's interest in talking to Li Guo suddenly weakened by three points: "What about your girlfriend?" It's so beautiful. ”
"She?" Li Guo sneered, and put his arm against the Valkyrie, who was about to fall asleep: "People ask you." ”
The Valkyrie sighed and opened her eyes: "Me? I'm at home with kids. ”
"Ahh The female head teacher was shocked: "Do you have a child?" ”
"yes, five years old." Valkyrie nodded sincerely.
The fire of gossip of the female squad leader was burning, and when the other women were courteous to Shangqing, she came to Li Guo's side: "When did you meet?" When I was in college, I didn't even remember that you had children. ”
"I only met last year." Li Guo smiled stupidly: "I met not long after I graduated." ”
At this moment, the female squad leader suddenly knew why Li Guo was able to find such a beautiful girlfriend. In the final analysis, it was a nine-point black fungus that was made to give birth to a child by Gao Fushuai, but he was tired of playing again, so he was abandoned. In the end, I had to find Li Guo, an ordinary poor and frustrated person who moved bricks at the construction site, to spend the rest of his life.
From the eyes of the female squad leader, Li Guo read what she meant, and then looked at the landlord's sister shaking her shoulders and smiling...... The landlord's sister shrugged her shoulders and whispered in Li Guo's ear, "Stupid." (I'm confused, isn't a fool a person?) )
And the female squad leader, after learning about Li Guo's situation, began to concentrate on whispering to the elite man in the suit next to her who was staring at Shangqing's straight fire.
As they spoke, they frequently looked in the direction of Li Guo. Especially the elite in the suit, looking at Li Guo's appearance was very contemptuous.
Of course, Li Guo didn't care, just picked up a glass and toasted to the star on the wine table: "You are really amazing." ”
People who don't understand must think that Li Guo is saying that Shangqing is drinking a lot, but Shangqing understands Li Guo's words: "Play a game?" ”
After Li Guo drank the wine, the cup was upside down: "I can't drink too much, I can't play." ”
Shangqing laughed: "There are so many beauties here, how can you recognize it?" ”
The girls around the hall immediately began to help Shangqing coax: "That's it, like a man." ”
Li Guo skimmed these fools out of the corner of his eye, Zhen Nima is a typical **, and being a classmate with these people is simply an insult to his IQ......
Shangqing played a game with himself, and none of the people present wanted to get out alive...... A little more man, the beer bottle is stuffed in your chrysanthemum, that's a real man. (Girls, come out, there's a heavy mouth)
Li Guo and Shangqing looked at each other, and then suddenly smiled: "I'll go to the bathroom." ”
Shangqing shrugged: "You lead the way." ”
Saying that, the two of them walked to the bathroom back and forth, and after entering the bathroom, Shangqing closed the door of the bathroom with his hand, and without saying a word, a sword qi finger forced Li Guo.
Li Guo's head was biased, and with a flick of the back of his hand, the sword qi suddenly turned into nothing, floating in the toilet full of strange smells.
"What do you want?" Li Guo lit a cigarette: "Do you have a crush on me?" You even follow me for a meal? ”
Li Guo of the Qing Dynasty hooked his hand and asked for a cigarette: "I want you to tell me, what are you doing?" ”
"Are you stupid?" Li Guo couldn't cry or laugh: "You think about it with hemorrhoids, how can I tell you." ”
Shangqing smiled: "Then hand over that female sword fairy to me." ”
"Are you finding fault?" Li Guo's brows were tightly locked, and the faint blue-purple sword aura on his body lingered: "I have a bottom line." ”
"I'm not going to do anything to her." The milky white breath on the supernatant also erupted: "My proprietress is very fierce." (Milky, squirting, hostess, oh, dear!) )
Li Guo shook his head: "That, also, no, okay!" No matter what you want to do, I let go of my hand and it hurts her heart. ”
"Then you don't have to talk about it, do you?" Shangqing sneered: "I sincerely show favor to you, you go and ask others, who can let me talk to him with this attitude." I am the head of Kunlun! ”
"Am I no worse than you?" Li Guo smiled: "If you have the ability, you will destroy Shushan, don't be here to artillery." ”
"You're amazing." Shangqing smiled: "I owe you a personal favor, you say it now." ”
Li Guo shrugged: "I don't have any requirements, either you leave now, or you don't eat something here and leave again." ”
"It's a deal." Shangqing turned around and opened the toilet door: "Then I'll eat first." ”
Li Guo was about to collapse on the spot: "How can you be so shameless...... Feed! You don't wash your hands, you! ”
Shangqing didn't absorb it after all, and went back to play with the girls. And Li Guo was full of helplessness......
But when Li Guo, who was full of helplessness, returned to the dinner table, he found that the elite man in a suit was sitting next to the Valkyrie, and he seemed to be chatting with the landlord's sister all over the world, but the Valkyrie didn't say a word......
But...... From Li Guo's point of view, he could clearly see that on Valkyrie's left hand, a slender triangular steel thorn was slowly pushing towards the liver of the elite man......
"I ...... I'm fucking ......" Li Guo suddenly smiled bitterly and complained: "These men ...... Why does any woman have to hook up, didn't she have a mother in her last life? ”。.。
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