500,000 to 50,000, how can a simple word '10,000' describe it!

Although looking at Zhang Sanmad's embarrassed expression, the old liar already felt that he was afraid that he would not be able to knock out too high a price from this person's hands, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him, who looked almost the same as himself, would be so ruthless in lowering the price, and he was so mad that he wanted to use fifty yuan to fight himself.

I've seen it ruthless, but I've never seen it so ruthless! At this moment, the old liar really has a sense of being a big deal, and even has a sense of pity in his heart, the person in front of him is not only similar to his face, but also his style of acting.

However, the old liar has already made up his mind and must not back down half a step. Lin Bai had already slaughtered himself fiercely just now, causing himself to bleed heavily, and now this person actually wanted to play with himself, and wanted to take the news out of his mouth with a cheap price like fifty yuan, this is really a big joke!

But the old liar doesn't know, the two people in the front and back feet are already from the same school, and their thoughts are naturally surprisingly consistent, how can it be said that the junior brother slaughtered a knife, and the senior brother didn't follow the reason to make up for another knife? !

"Dude, if you think about it, fifty dollars is a lot. Take it out and you can buy a bowl of noodles to eat, think about it, if I don't ask, you don't even have the fifty yuan, don't you, just take it when you see it, if the price is high, I won't buy it. Seeing the old liar's appearance of constantly gasping for air, Zhang San laughed madly.

"Fifty yuan ......" The old liar heard this, and shook his head like a rattle, and said again and again: "You should be called Huazi, you want to make me open your mouth with this little money, just kidding!" I also advise you, brother, you don't want to think about it, what he bought, only I know about it, you don't ask me to buy it, who else can you buy it from? ”

Damn, this old guy also has a bit of a doorway, it seems to be a little similar to Dao Ye and me, and he actually returned the method of playing Tai Chi to Dao Ye as it was! Hearing the words of the old liar, Zhang Sanmad was immediately happy, and he also felt a sense of pity in his heart, only feeling that the old liar in front of him was quite self-conscious.

However, like that old liar, it is impossible to make Zhang Sanmad take another penny out. What kind of master is he Zhang Sanmad, that is a goose plucking, an iron rooster-like figure, only he takes things from other people's hands, how can there be a reason for others to take things from him, and now he takes out fifty yuan, which is already cutting meat.

"Fifty is not good...... Zhang Sanmad gritted his teeth and thought about it, after pondering for a long time, he also felt that the words of this old liar were not without some truth, in addition to asking him as a seller, others really didn't know the doorway of those things, and immediately gritted his teeth, stretched out two fingers on the tail of his thumb, and curled up his palms with the other three fingers, and said: "That's it, no more!" ”

"Sixty-six?" Seeing Zhang Sanmad's gesture, the old liar was overjoyed, and just thought that he thought that Zhang Sanmad had fallen into his way, but when he said it, he saw Zhang Sanmad's 'shy and pretty, not shy' smile, his heart suddenly twitched, and he said in a trembling voice: "You can tell the specific number, is it 66,006 or 6,006?" ”

At this moment, the old liar is about to go crazy. And at this moment, he faintly felt that the guy in front of him was as ruthless as the bastard boy who had just passed!

"Not so much, I'll give you an auspicious number." Zhang San smiled madly, pretending to wave his hand mysteriously, and said.

"Six hundred and six?" When the old liar heard this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, this is also a three-digit number, it is better than a two-digit number, but when he saw Zhang Sanmad's smiling and silent expression, his heart trembled, like a rabbit that had been stepped on, he suddenly jumped up, stared at Zhang Sanmad tightly, and said in a deep voice: "It won't be sixty-six, right?" ”

"My brother is really a smart person, and he is easy enough to deal with, how about it, two or six coincide, this number is auspicious enough, right?" Zhang San smiled madly, nodded solemnly, with a meat-cutting expression, and said with a smile: "Brother, people should be content!" ”

"I know you are a big-headed ghost...... the old liar was completely on the verge of collapse and explosion at this time, staring at Zhang Sanmad, and roared sharply: "Where did you come from, let me go back, Lao Tzu is not short of your money!" ”

"Alas, brother, you are really ......" Hearing this, Zhang Sanmad looked sorry, shook his head slowly, and then said: "Since you think this number is inappropriate, then forget it, anyway, this news is irrelevant." ”

After finishing speaking, Zhang Sanmad bowed his hand to the old liar, turned his head and left, waved his sleeves, leaving no clouds, that appearance was called a breeze, as if the thing he asked was really insignificant.

"Grandma's, I'm taking the old film today, I first met a little debt collector, and now I've met you again! People even call me liars, but I think you two are vampires in the truest sense of the word! ”

Seeing that Zhang San was crazy and leaving, the old liar hated it so much that he had an itchy tooth, but he was reluctant to even get a little bit, gritted his teeth, and said hatefully: "The double digits are too cold, fall for our share, so it's okay, give me a little red fish, and I'll tell you what I know, all the mustaches and tails, and I won't even hit a knock!" ”

"No, there are too many three digits, eighty-eight, eighty-eight, good luck." No matter how good you are, you can still escape the palm of the Taoist master, hearing this, Zhang San is crazy to turn around, although he is secretly happy in his heart, but his face is still categorical, and he waved his hand again and again, it seems that as long as the price is not negotiated, he will turn his head and leave, and then ask half a sentence.

"I've convinced you!" Seeing this, the old liar had a wry smile on his face, arched his hand towards Zhang Sanmad, and said: "Ninety-nine, it can't be lower, this is the most compromise price, if you can't negotiate it again, then forget it!" ”

"Deal!" When Zhang San heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and he made a decision directly, and then asked with a smile: "That Taoist friend just now, what did you buy in your stall, brother?" ”

Ninety-nine, in the end, you still have to give me a hundred for the old film, you want me to find you a dollar, but there is no door, it has to be a three-digit number after all! Seeing that Zhang San was crazy and agreed, the old liar also breathed a sigh of relief, and then said slowly: "What did that kid buy, he bought a bunch of bottles and cans, all of which are spring and medicine!" Brother, I see that you are also a fellow practitioner, and I won't tell you that my medicine is really miraculous, a bottle down, no matter if you are usually a caterpillar, you can be fierce! ”

"Master Dao, I'm already a dragon, how can I need those Laoshzi things!" As soon as Zhang Sanmad heard this, he immediately clenched his fist and gestured twice at the biceps on his arm, which was only two fingers wide, and then said inexplicably: "Brother, are you sure you are not wrong, the kid just now bought aphrodisiac and medicine from you, not anything else?" ”

"Believe it or not, don't believe it, if you can't believe me, next time you open a bazaar, you come over when I set up a stall, as long as you can afford the price, I'll give you two bottles to try!" The old liar was stunned when he heard this, and he said with a posture of believing it or not.

It seems that that person is really not a junior brother! Hearing the words of the old liar, Zhang San's crazy heart suddenly cooled by half. Although he didn't pay much attention to the private affairs of the little junior brother, he didn't never see that as soon as Lin Bai came back, He Jiaer and Xia Xiaoqing lowered their heads as long as they saw him, and their pretty faces were blushing to their earlobes, that look, but only women who were stained with rain and dew had it.

He is fierce and fierce, but the little junior brother is bound to be more powerful than himself, such a person, where do you need any Lao Shizi's spring and medicine. It seems that he was wrong before, and this person has nothing to do with the little junior brother.

But if this person is not a little junior brother, then where is the little junior brother, hasn't he come out of that ghost place yet?!

"Give money, give money!" Seeing Zhang Sanmad's emotional expression, although the old liar muttered secretly in his heart, he only felt that there was something wrong with Zhang Sanmad's appearance, but he didn't bother to delve into it, put his hand in front of Zhang Sanmad, and said.

"Okay, here you go." Zhang Sanmad shook his head with a wry smile, groped in his pocket for most of the day, and finally found a small red fish, after seeing the old liar's eyes suddenly lit up, but he smiled and put the little red fish into his pocket, and then grabbed out a large handful of gross tickets with zero and whole, slapped it in the old liar's hand, and said: "Order, ninety-nine yuan nine, for a long time, see that I am generous enough, and give you nine more points, it will be regarded as an extra tip for you, which just meets your three-digit requirements!" ”

After saying that, Zhang San sighed for a long time, patted his buttocks, and walked away!

Ninety-nine nine, is this a three-digit number, didn't you forget that there is a three-digit number, but there is still a decimal point?! Looking at the back of Zhang San's crazy departure, the old liar's heart was cool and cool, he only felt that the world was not ancient, the people's hearts were declining, and all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods jumped out, and even his own old man did not let go, and he wanted to pit himself like this.

Damn, I don't believe it, you can still calculate so accurately, you can't even leak a dime! Gritting his teeth, the old liar looked at the large pile of bits and pieces in his hand, and began to carefully count them one by one.

But when he counted it like this, he was completely dumbfounded, and even looked at the back of Zhang Sanmad leaving, with that look of admiration. said that it was ninety-nine yuan nine, but it was really ninety-nine yuan nine, and there was not even a penny wrong, and I don't know where this old guy got these small steel hammers that have long been obsolete.

Ruthless, really ruthless, much more ruthless than Lao Tzu! One word is ninety-nine, and he doesn't even give him a knock, saying that it is ninety-nine yuan, but he really doesn't even give himself a hundred yuan! At this moment, the old liar only felt that he wanted to cry without tears.