In view of the fact that the Dragon Butterfly Dance had worked hard all night, Zhang He couldn't bear to let her be too tired, so he quickly got up to help. Although this was only a small move, it moved Long Diewu very much, because in the Long family, there has never been a precedent for a man to cook.

Because, the Chinese sage Mencius said: A gentleman is far from cooking. Although what the old man Mencius said was just a mentality of not being able to bear to kill, it was completely distorted by the Chinese people of later generations. As a result, for hundreds of years, Chinese men who claimed to be gentlemen stayed away from the kitchen, a place where gentlemen could not approach.

Of course, Long Butterfly Dance knows the current situation in Huaxia, in many families, even men are more "close" to the kitchen than women, but alas, she has the thoughts of modern people, but she has never been able to substitute herself into a real modern person.

This is the dragon butterfly dance that has been instilled with Chinese feudal ideas since childhood, knowing that it is wrong, knowing that it is unfair, but it is powerless to resist. Because, she is the Dragon family who still maintains the ancient traditions of China, and she is also a person in the cultivation world who still maintains the ancient traditions.

According to Long Diewu's plan, Zhang He would show up soon, but not now, so after finishing lunch in a sweet and warm atmosphere, Zhang He mixed up with Long Aotian again, and Long Diewu drove her ordinary Volkswagen to the Rejuvenation Hall alone.

The matter of the Rejuvenation Hall has been entrusted to the Dragon Butterfly Dance, Zhang He naturally doesn't have to be cao anymore, just wait for the newly accepted wife to "give orders", the two old men are really a little boring together, so after a simple communication, Long Aotian couldn't help but joke about Zhang He, "Boy, was it cool enough last night, right?" ”

Nima, how dare you say it? Looking at the old man Long Aotian's smiling expression, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a little depressed, "I said Old Long, you're too unkind, right?" "Since Long Aotian has become his own Zeng Zeng...... Ancestor, Zhang He was not so polite, and he no longer called him Old Long, but directly changed his name to Old Long.

"Why am I not kind?" Long Aotian smiled and said, "I just saw that you Lang had a concubine, but he was thin-skinned, and he was embarrassed to go further, so I helped you. ”

Nima, did your eye see that we were Lang You's concubine? It's your old boy who wants to tie up his brother completely, so he did this, right? Of course, Zhang He would not be stupid to say this kind of face-stealing words, "I said Lao Long, you actually want to help you...... Granddaughter Dragon Butterfly Dance, right? Zhang He deliberately said dissatisfied, "I just want to know, if you are so heavy...... My granddaughter looks like an old sow, will you do the same and kill me? ”

"How can I be." Long Aotian said shamelessly, "How can our Long family produce a woman like an old sow?" Besides, if there is such an accident, I won't take it out to pit you, what's the relationship between the two of me? ”

Nima! I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless.

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Just as the two were joking with each other, Long Aotian's expression suddenly became serious, and his overwhelming divine sense immediately extended, "Old Dragon, what's wrong?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask.

"Zhuge Lao'er is here." Long Aotian quickly retracted his senses, and said with a smile on his face, "You are miserable. ”

"What do you mean?" Zhang He asked with a puzzled face, "Could it be that the people of the He family came with Zhuge Huoao?" ”

"That's not true, I'm just worrying about your little waist, last night was so crazy, do you still have public food today?"

Nima.

Zhang He glanced at this old and unserious guy speechlessly, and then looked into the distance, and two black dots, like meteors catching the moon, shot out, and appeared in front of Zhang He in the blink of an eye.

Zhuge Huoao appeared with Zhuge Xiyue, looking at Zhuge Xiyue, who had obviously lost a lot of weight, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a burst of excitement and heartache, however, what made Zhang He completely speechless was that before he could speak, Long Aotian spoke triumphantly, "Zhuge Lao'er, why is your efficiency still so low?" I'm sorry, but our dragon butterfly dance is one step ahead of your little girl. ”

Eh, Zhang He suddenly felt a feeling of black lines on his head, but what made him speechless was that Zhuge Huoao glanced at Long Aotian with disdain, and then retorted triumphantly, "I said Long Lao'er, do you dare to say that you don't know that our family Xiyue is this kid's person a few months ago." ”

Eh, Zhang He suddenly became messy, and involuntarily felt like falling leaves in the autumn wind.

"It's already useful, this kid will be my Long family's son-in-law after all." Long Aotian also disdainfully retorted.

"Long Lao'er, you don't pee and take pictures, your little girl is as good as our family." Zhuge pouted disdainfully.

Nima, you're not done yet, are you? The god-like conversation between the two old men made Zhang He almost collapse. Do you guys play like that? No matter how good my brother is, you don't have to fight over who will talk to my brother first about ooxx, right? How can you make Zhuge cherish the moon, and how can you make my brother's love embarrassing?

Besides, the quality of the relationship with my brother doesn't seem to have much to do with who first talks to my brother ooxx, right? The key is to see, in the coming days, who can win the "heart" of my brother, isn't it? Zhang He couldn't help but glance at Zhuge Xiyue with his afterglow to see how she reacted to this, but all he saw was a look of respect on his face.

Rub, chick, don't you know that you are one of the future "princesses"? Zhang He rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "I said Lao Long, if you like to quarrel, you two will quarrel slowly here, I have to go first." As he spoke, Zhang He grabbed Zhuge Xiyue's slightly cool right hand without saying anything.

"Okay, you two go first, I'll have a good fight with this old thing."

"Yes, I just have an account to settle with this old thing." Zhuge said angrily.

Nima, how can my brother go down? Looking at the house on the ground that was about the size of a building block, Zhang He couldn't help but roll his eyes again, "I said, you guys are deliberately bullying me for my low realm, aren't you?" ”

"Little guy, you accompany Xiyue to have a good time." Zhuge Huoao glanced at Zhang He with an obscene face, and then grabbed him and Zhuge Xiyue violently, and fell to the ground like a popular fall.

Putting down Zhang He, Zhuge Huanao hurriedly said, "Little guy, Xiyue has suffered a lot of grievances during this time, you have to compensate her well." ”

Nima, the grievances were also given by your Zhuge family, and my brother hasn't settled accounts with you yet? Zhang He didn't bother to take care of this obscene old man, and strode towards the crowded street with Zhuge Xiyue, but Zhuge Xiyue didn't dare to be as arrogant as Zhang He, and after bowing respectfully, he strode to follow Zhang He.

On the clouds, the two old men quarreled again, and the more noisy they became, the more unspeakable they became, and in the end, they even scolded the street like a shrew, and they could get dirty words at their fingertips. On the ground, Zhuge Xiyue gently held Zhang He's right arm, and the bird stuck to Zhang He's side.

"Xiyue, where are we going?" Zhang He asked softly.

"I'd like to go to the Black Forest Bar and the Old Rejuvenation Hall." Zhuge Xiyue said with a slight sigh, "Originally, I thought I would stay in Zhuge for decades, but I didn't expect it to come out so soon, hehe." Zhuge Xiyue smiled very happily, but there was a little bit of vicissitudes in his smile.

Zhang He understands Zhuge Xiyue very well, presumably, during this period of time, in addition to her life-saving cultivation, she is more afraid, right? Just imagine, there is a woman who is not afraid of being given away as an object, and in the end, she will even be reduced to the miserable situation of a public toy. As soon as he thought of Zhuge Xiyue's grievances, Zhang He couldn't help but think of the hateful Zhuge Poli father and son.

"Zhuge Poli, what about the dog father and son?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask in a deep voice.

"I have been driven out of the headquarters of the Zhuge family by my ancestors, and I went to Sunset City, the westernmost part of the Zhuge family's small world, to be the city lord." Zhuge Xiyue replied lightly.

The feeling of being like a dream quietly floated into Zhuge Xiyue's heart, making her especially cherish this hard-won freedom, "Okay, don't mention these troubles, accompany me to these two places." ”

Zhuge Poli's father and son are nothing more than a pile of garbage, two bubbles of stinky shit, today is a good day, why ruin the good mood because of these two pieces of shit? Zhang He pursed his lips and thought disdainfully, anyway, Zhuge Huoao has agreed that his brother will kill the dog father and son, so let them be free for a few more days.

Zhang He can also understand Zhuge Huoao, although for the sake of the Zhuge family, he can sacrifice Zhuge Poli father and son without hesitation, but no matter what, this pair of dog father and son is also his Zhuge Huoao's descendants, even if there is not much family affection at all because the two are too many generations apart, but as a super strong person, if he has to kill his descendants with his own hands, this will inevitably not give him face.

Looking at Zhuge Xiyue, the little bird beside him, Zhang He immediately put aside these trivial things that were not even farts, and asked with curiosity on his face, "By the way, Xiyue, according to the scoring rules you formulated, how many points can I score now?" ”

"Twenty-nine." Looking at the crowd shuttling back and forth on the street, looking at the endless flow of vehicles, Zhuge Xiyue finally walked out of the feeling of being separated from the world, and turned into the quirky little banshee again, "If you can do one more thing for me, I'll give you full marks, giggle." ”

Looking at Zhuge Xiyue, who was trembling with laughter and making people dizzy, Zhang He's couldn't help but smirk twice with Hehe, and then pinched Zhuge Xiyue's little tender face, and asked with curiosity, "Shenma matter, say it." ”

"Can you promise me first?" Zhuge Xiyue cooperated with Zhang He's movements, raised her chin slightly like a proud little princess, and said coquettishly.

Uh, what if you want your brother to divorce other women? Or, ask my brother to come to the palace, won't my brother be finished? Thinking about it, but Zhang He also knew very well that Zhuge Xiyue would not make such an unreasonable request, "Okay, brother promises you, but well, brother has to receive the payment first." ”

"Then you want to be paid?"

"Give this large population - sex - mouth - sex ." Zhang He said mischievously.

"Okay, as long as you dare to take it off, I dare to do it." Zhuge Xiyue glanced at Zhang He, smiled and asked, "Do you dare?" ”

Eh, Zhang He suddenly became messy, and couldn't help but think of the pranks that Zhuge Xiyue played when he was still in Jiangling. Okay, brother endured it, but well, it's not easy to talk about it at night, hehe.

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