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Chapter 396: China's Apology

The new U.S. ambassador to China, Josdan, is an African-American who studied Chinese and history at Peking University in his early years. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 After studying abroad, Mr. Info joined the U.S. Embassy in China, and after years of hard work, he finally sat on the throne of Ambassador to China.

After many medical cosmetologies and pampering, Mr. Ambassador's complexion has become very light, and it is difficult for those who do not know Mr. Josdan's background to see that he is a black man. The ancestors were black, and they were trafficked to the Americas as slaves by the Dutch, which is a place of shame for Mr. Ambassador!

Perhaps out of dark psychology, Mr. Jordan is a hardcore ** person, the Chinese government has made a little achievement, the life of the Chinese has improved a little, Mr. Jordan feels sour! More than a billion yellow-skinned Chinese are forever poor and backward, living in dire straits, being enslaved and bullied, just like his ancestors, living in humiliation, Mr. Ambassador feels balanced in his heart.

Early on the morning of December 12, Mr. Josdan got up early, had a hearty breakfast, turned on his computer, and began to read the news. Today is the time of the Chinese government's test launch of an intercontinental missile, and as an ambassador to a foreign country, Mr. Josdan naturally knows the ins and outs of the Chinese government's actions.

Since the United States and South Korea announced the plan for the Yellow Sea exercise and the USS New York aircraft carrier to enter the waters of the Yellow Sea, the Chinese government and non-governmental organizations have reacted strongly and expressed their opposition on many occasions through official and non-governmental channels. The foreign minister of the Chinese Government has specially summoned Mr. Ambassador twice in a row and pointed out that the entry of US aircraft carriers into the Yellow Sea is a great undermining to the stability of Northeast Asia, and asked the US Government to consider it carefully. If the US Government insists on going its own way, it will bear all the consequences arising therefrom.

There is no diplomacy for a weak country! Mr. Jordan is dismissive of the Chinese government's diplomatic efforts, can you prevent the US aircraft carrier from entering the Yellow Sea by issuing a few statements, expressing a few strong protests, and even a few enthusiastic university students demonstrating in front of the embassy? In this world, the law of the jungle prevails, and everything must be spoken by fists!

Mr. Josdan kept laughing while reading the news, he was really ignorant! Some people even predict that in the next few years, China's strength has increased dramatically, to the point where it can completely compete with the United States. The Chinese government has chosen to conduct an intercontinental missile test on the eve of the US aircraft carrier's entry into the Yellow Sea. The US Government has seen China's potential strength, and in order not to provoke China, it may temporarily revise its plan and abandon the "New York" aircraft carrier to enter the Yellow Sea.

Mr. Ambassador took a sip of his coffee and smiled disdainfully. O fearless to the ignorant! If the world's super-first-class military force is tested by the Chinese government, it will be frightened to revise its military exercise plan.

The First Secretary of the U.S. Embassy in China walked into the office of Mr. Ambassador, and after saying good morning to Mr. Ambassador, he began to get to the point. The embassy has just received a telephone call from the Chinese Foreign Ministry, and the Chinese Government's State Councilor in charge of foreign affairs, Luo Xing, has urgently summoned the US ambassador to China to report on important matters.

Here we go again, bothered! Mr. Josdan shook his head in disgust. Weak countries have no diplomacy, and they don't even understand this most basic unspoken rule, so what else do they play. Mr. Jordan can judge without thinking about it that the Chinese government's summoning of the US ambassador to China this time must be about the US-ROK Yellow Sea exercise, and it must be another strong negotiation.

The Chinese Government did not say that it sent a state councilor to protest, but the prime minister himself came forward, but it still had no effect, and the US aircraft carrier still sailed into the Yellow Sea in a majestic and high-spirited manner, shaking off the prestige of the Americans. Mr. Ambassador is now very glad that thanks to his ancestors being trafficked to the Americas, he was born with a green card and can enjoy the glory of a superpower.

Diplomacy is to play with warmth and affection, to be polite, to shake hands on the stage, and to step on the stage. Although Mr. Ambassador was extremely disdainful and disgusted by the summons of the Chinese government, he did not dare to break the rules of diplomacy as a dignified Chinese State Councilor.

Mr. Ambassador waved his hand to the First Secretary and said arrogantly: "Call back to the Chinese government, just say that Mr. Ambassador has important matters that need to be dealt with urgently, and he will be there after a while." "This first secretary is a descendant of the standard old British immigrant, and has a little contempt for blacks, and Mr. Jordan naturally does not deal with him. The official level crushes people to death, and Mr. Josdan, a copycat white man, will play prestige in front of this real white man whenever he has the opportunity.

After sending away the first secretary, Mr. Josdan slowly drank the coffee in his cup, dressed neatly, and carefully applied another layer of molting skin oil to his already fair face, and then sat in the ambassador's special car and went to the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Qiao Sidan has lived in China for many years, and knows some of the etiquette and unspoken rules of Chinese social life well, only people with low status will rush to appointments, arrogant and late, is a symbol of status and status.

As soon as he saw State Councilor Luo Xing, Mr. Qiao Sdan felt that the atmosphere was a little strange. In the past, Chinese government officials summoned the U.S. ambassador to China, and as long as they made diplomatic protests, they didn't want to see their smiling faces, and they were full of anger and straight faces, like angry little daughters-in-law.

Seeing Qiao Sidan enter the meeting room, Luo Xing took the initiative to stand up, stretched out his big hand, and smiled: "Mr. Ambassador, good morning!" Mr. Jordan was confused, and Mr. State Councilor's attitude did not look like he was preparing for a strong protest. Mr. Ambassador said perfunctorily: "Good morning, Mr. State Councilor! ”

The two exchanged a few polite words and sat down in front of a huge Chinese painting, and their entourage also opened their notebooks and prepared to take notes. There is no trivial matter in diplomacy, and there must be no sloppiness in the slightest!

After the guest and host sat down, Luo Xing glanced at Qiao Shidan, put away the smile on his face, became serious, and said solemnly: "Mr. Ambassador, I am entrusted by the Chinese government to solemnly inform you of a matter. In accordance with the scheduled announcement time, the Chinese Government launched two intercontinental missiles from the Chinese mainland into the waters of the South Pacific Ocean at 8 o'clock Beijing time this morning to conduct a conventional weapons test. Our Government has affirmed that we are developing strategic weapons, not against any country, but for self-defence!

It is very regrettable that due to the backward technology and chaotic management of the Chinese side, these two intercontinental missiles seriously deviated from the predetermined trajectory after they were launched!

It is also a coincidence that after these two seriously derailed ICBMs lost control of the military, something very strange happened! One of them hit the aircraft carrier USS New York in the Pacific Ocean, and the other one drifted across the ocean to the continental United States and landed on the Pentagon's lawn!

Immediately after the incident, the top level of the Chinese government realized the seriousness of the situation and held urgent consultations. The top brass unanimously agreed that such a serious mistake was absurd and even more inexcusable! China is a responsible big country, and when such a major accident occurs, our government is willing to take all the responsibility!

For this reason, on behalf of the Chinese Government, I would like to make an official statement: Due to China's inferior technology, chaotic management, and overcrowding, major deviations occurred during the test launch of intercontinental missiles, causing China's intercontinental missiles to accidentally hit the aircraft carriers and lawns of American friends!

The backward technology of the military and the chaotic management also prevented the situation from deteriorating further, and the two missiles did not carry explosives at all, and naturally neither exploded.

Even so, the missile's accidental attack on an American target, especially its impact on the Pentagon's lawn, must have had a major psychological impact on the American people. On behalf of the Chinese government, I would like to express my sincere apologies.

Our government is well aware that the Pentagon's lawn is expensive, and for the loss of American friends, our government is willing to send the best gardeners, bringing their own dry rations, to restore the lawn to its original state in the shortest possible time.

As for the loss of the "New York" aircraft carrier, due to China's backward technology, it does not yet have the ability to build an aircraft carrier, and it is impossible to send personnel to repair it. If you ask your American friends to repair it by themselves, the Chinese government will not default on its debts afterwards, and will definitely reimburse it according to the documents provided by the US government! ”

After the oral briefing, Luo Xing handed a written document to Qiao Sidan and said with sincerity: "Mr. Ambassador, please report the situation reported by the Chinese government to your government immediately. This kind of thing is both small and small, isn't it just a little deviation, I believe that American friends can understand. Of course, if it is on the line, it will be a very serious political problem.

I hope that Mr. Ambassador, will do a good job of explaining to your government, and the Chinese government sincerely hopes that this small misunderstanding will not affect the normal development of relations between the two countries. ”

Seeing that Mr. Ambassador was sitting there and listening with great fascination, Luo Xing said meaningfully: "The problem of the Chinese side has really reached the point of intolerability. Even I feel a little afraid, if these two missiles are mistakenly loaded with nuclear warheads and hit Washington directly, the consequences are unimaginable! ”

After listening to State Councilor Roh's briefing, Josdan stared at him for a full minute as if he were looking at an alien. If it weren't for such a solemn diplomatic occasion, Mr. Ambassador would have reached out and touched the forehead of the State Councilor to see if this high-ranking official of the Chinese government was talking nonsense with a fever, or if he hadn't woken up!

In Qiao Sidan's opinion, what Luo Xing reported is simply a fantasy! One of China's two out-of-control intercontinental missiles hit the aircraft carrier "New York", the other hit the US mainland, and landed on the Pentagon's lawn! Could it be that the radar early warning system of the United States and the "Star Wars" global anti-missile system are all a pile of scrap metal!

Mr. Ambassador finally reacted from his surprise and asked in disbelief: "Mr. State Councilor, can you be sure that what you said is true?" It's incredible! The defense measures of the United States are impermeable! With the "Star Wars" anti-missile system, not to mention runaway missiles, it is your specialized intercontinental missile, which has been intercepted and shot down before it reaches the mainland of the United States! ”

Seeing that Qiao Sidan couldn't accept such a fact, the State Councilor said coldly: "Mr. Ambassador, I also think this matter is incredible, but after all, such a thing has really happened!" It is your responsibility now to report the Chinese Government's circulars and statements to your Government as soon as possible. The Chinese Government hopes that such a trivial matter will not affect the long-standing friendship between the two peoples. ”

Although it feels strangely weird, Josdan doesn't think the Chinese government is joking, and in diplomatic situations, there is no such play. Not to mention serious and restrained Chinese, even humorous Americans, on April Fool's Day, no one dares to make fun of international issues.

Mr. Ambassador picked up the written statement of the Chinese Government and hurriedly got up to leave, and he needed to contact the US Government immediately to urgently verify whether there was any information reported by the Chinese Government.

For the first time, the State Councilor sent Mr. Josdan to the door, and was embarrassed to make a reluctant request. With regard to the incident of China's intercontinental missile making a mistake, I ask the US friends to save some face and try not to make a public show in the international community. After all, as a military power, the missiles were destined to land in the waters of the South Pacific, but they ended up hitting Washington. As a big country, once such a humiliating thing is publicized, what will be the face of the Chinese government!

As a diplomat, Mr. Qiao Sidan is extremely sensitive, and when he heard the State Councilor say this, he was stunned for a moment! Is this Chinese official talking about himself, or is he referring to something else! If such a thing really happens, where is the Chinese government to remind it, the Americans will definitely cover it up as top secret!

The Chinese government is afraid of being embarrassed, and the US government will have a glorious face? The astronomical "Star Wars" program, which cost astronomically to build, did not play any role in the face of China's runaway missiles, allowing people to hit the lawn of the Pentagon in Washington! This matter is revealed, and the US government should not mess around with the rivers and lakes!

Back at the embassy, Josdan immediately reported to the U.S. State Department the situation reported by the Chinese government, asking the government authorities to verify whether there was such a strange thing.

The U.S. State Department immediately telegraphed back to Josdan that the Pentagon lawn and the USS New York aircraft carrier had indeed been hit by UFOs with a "Made in China" mark on them. Intelligence services and the military are intensively investigating to determine whether the two warheads really came from the Chinese side. Now that the Chinese government has taken the initiative to admit it, there is basically no doubt about it.

Josdan got a reminder that something so serious had happened that the U.S. government would not rest on its laurels! The government and the military are secretly consulting in order to take the next step! Although the Chinese government's explanation was a mistake, the United States does not rule out the possibility of retaliating by force! The relevant parties reminded the US ambassador to China that war could occur at any time, and the embassy must make a plan to deal with emergencies!

As soon as he heard that there was a possibility of a war, Josdan suddenly became excited! The Chinese government is becoming more and more disobedient, and it is time to teach them a lesson! The US Government can just take advantage of this excuse to send more aircraft carriers into China's coastal waters and bomb them indiscriminately, so that they can learn how powerful the Americans are! The Yellow Sea exercise is about to turn into a real war!

At this time, an hour has passed since the Chinese "Dongfeng---35" ICBM flew to Washington! Around the Pentagon, police lights flashed, sirens shrill and the U.S. government dispatched a large number of police to carry out an emergency evacuation of the surrounding residents!

According to the estimates of military experts, even with conventional warheads, the effective killing radius of the Chinese "Dongfeng---35" reaches two kilometers! At this minimum, in such a large area, hundreds of thousands of people need to be evacuated urgently!

The uninvited guest didn't explode at the time, and no one knows when it exploded! This is an intercontinental strategic weapon, and it is even more unclear whether it has a nuclear warhead or not! It is not an order of magnitude with the civil aircraft hijacked by terrorists, and once an explosion occurs, the casualties caused by the 9/11 incident are basically negligible!

The warhead is right on the Pentagon lawn, in the center of the city, and in this most sensitive location, and the US government simply cannot detonate the warhead! Even if you send a bomb disposal expert to take the risk of dismantling the fuse, you must be prepared for both!

All of a sudden, there was chaos around the Pentagon! For reasons of secrecy, the news of the visit of Chinese ICBMs to the Pentagon is strictly ***! The police were brought in to assist in the evacuation of residents, but for unknown reasons! Residents were even more confused, but when they saw the government making such efforts, they remembered 9. 11 tragic situation, you know that something big must be happening!

At nine o'clock in the evening in Washington, D.C., when the nightlife has just begun, the neighborhood that was originally brightly lit and full of music has fallen into a terrifying atmosphere after the addition of shrill sirens, and suddenly chickens and dogs are jumping!

When the U.S. government was busy, the embassy in China sent a notice and statement from the Chinese government that these two missiles were of the Chinese side, belonged to rotten eggs, and did not carry explosive warheads! The authorities immediately ordered an emergency halt to the evacuation of residents, which was said to be an unannounced anti-terrorist drill!

The Chinese government has come forward to admit that there is no need to investigate the matter, and these two missiles were launched by the Chinese side! US President Mr. Olma presided over a supreme meeting overnight to discuss how to deal with the missile crisis and what kind of retaliatory measures should be taken against the Chinese government.

At the beginning of the meeting, US Secretary of Defense Wilson jumped out first. Although Wilson is a civilian official, he is tougher than a professional soldier, and he is a well-known hawk in the US government, who has always loudly sung the theory of the China threat, openly advocated the protection of Taiwan, and actively suppressed China.

In the face of such a rare opportunity, Wilson did not care about his gentlemanly demeanor and shouted with all his might that all the excuses of the Chinese Government were quibbles and that they had fired missiles on the US mainland, and that they were openly provoking and insulting the US Government! There must be an immediate war against China, or even the overthrow of their regime!

Wilson's followers also waved their flags and shouted that they must take the most severe revenge on China, immediately freeze all their assets in the United States, and launch an attack on China within 24 hours!