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Did they come back from dinner?

Chen Xu hurriedly threw the computer into the quilt and covered it tightly, at this time he still had the heart to mutter: "Light is light, it's a little big, if only it could be turned into a watch." ”

He didn't have time to look more after muttering, so he hurriedly went to the door.

The door opened, and the three people outside the door all looked at him with a very ambiguous look, and the second Qin Xiao'an smiled very ambiguously: "The third child, you won't turn your grief into a surname, right?" Closed the door and jerked off? ”

Chen Xu said "Damn, I was taking a nap just now, and I was afraid that another thief would come in, so I plugged the door shut. Chen Xu felt that his excuse was really seamless, but it was obvious that the three silver-guys didn't think so, and they all said: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone is a man, we understand it very well." ”

Chen Xu was speechless, and at this time, the boss walked in first and saw the newspaper he bought this morning on the table, and suddenly said: "Third child, aren't you jerking off, are you reading the report of the Chinese men's football team?" It turned out that this was a sports newspaper, which just wrote about the loss of the Chinese men's football team.

Chen Xu turned his head and glanced at it, and said viciously: "MB, I'm jerking off!" ”

A group of people collectively laughed, but they didn't suspect that Chen Xu was jerking off, Chen Xu looked at his watch and found that unconsciously just now, forty minutes had passed, and this group of guys was empty-handed. I was very depressed and said what about the food you bought for me? In forty minutes, you won't run to the small restaurant at the door [***], will you?

"Nothing, everything!" A group of people hurriedly shook their heads, but their faces were full of excitement, as if they had long forgotten that they had just lost something, Qin Xiao'an shouted silverly: "Third child!" You really lost a lot of money when you went to dinner with us just now! ”

"Damn, is that exaggerated?" Chen Xu asked, "Could it be that the canteen is kind enough to give the rest of the dishes for free?" ”

"No, no, no!" Qin Xiao'an gave Chen Xu a gesture of contempt, and then said, "We saw a beautiful woman just now!" Our department is another big beauty, no worse than Guan Yi and Zhan Jing! ”

Guan Yi and Zhan Jing in Xiao'an's mouth, Chen Xu naturally knew. Because on the first day of class this morning, I didn't do anything but the whole class came up to the stage to introduce myself.

In the words of the seniors who came here two days ago to sell things and visited the door by the way, the information department is generally Jurassic Park, especially in the last class, and now the sophomore information department, there is a small class of thirty people with only five female surnames, known as the five golden flowers - but that flower is like a flower.

But the senior also said that the Department of Information will either not produce beautiful women, and as soon as it comes out, it will bring disaster to the country and the people.

Chen Xu and they were in a hurry, and when the department introduced itself today, they saw two goblin-level mm, one called Guan Yi, and the other called Zhan Jing, and Chen Xu found out that the girl named Zhan Jing was the beautiful mm who sat there quietly facing the Apple computer when he visited the library the day before yesterday.

A delicate girl with shoulder-length hair with slightly wavy hair, and a dark blue with a few highlights in her hair color.

No, the boss is still regretting on the way back from class, why did he throw his phone in the dormitory to charge it and didn't bring it, and missed the opportunity to text the beauty in the first place.

But why did a girl who looked no less than those two goblins suddenly appear? Why haven't you seen it yourself?

"So you don't know." Qin Xiao'an said excitedly, "When we came back just now and passed by the office building of the Department of Information, we saw that mm had just come to school with a big bag, because the plane was late, so I was late for half a day, and I didn't go to the classroom at all in the morning." You see, we're all here with the phone number! ”

Chen Xu said yes, this Qin Xiao'an is really a well-deserved beast in the bedroom, why did he ask for someone's mobile phone number so quickly? The two goblin-level mm in the morning also knew that their mobile phone numbers couldn't be hidden, so they wrote them on the blackboard openly.

The boss Wu Yuan took out his notebook from the cabinet and scolded with a smile: "As soon as this beast saw that it was mm, he immediately rushed up to help others carry their luggage, and it happened that our counselor Chen was also there, so he asked a few of us to help send her to the girl's dormitory, and then the beast ran to ask for someone's mobile phone number very shamelessly, so it was delayed for so long." And oh, that mm lives in Building 7 303, damn, with Zhanjing mm in a bedroom! ”

Chen Xu rolled his eyes and said, "You still went to her bedroom?" ”

"yes, yes! Because the luggage was very heavy, so we helped carry it in. "Speaking of this, a few people were excited, and they said that the girls' dormitory is the girls' dormitory, which is like we have become like a pig's nest within two days of school? As soon as I entered, I could smell a seductive woman's fragrance, and then the boss swore that it was definitely a virgin fragrance, and was despised by several people.

"Then have you seen the little mm in the pajamas?"

"Not really." Several animals shook their heads regretfully, and Qin Xiao'an shamelessly said that he heard the sound of water in the bathroom at that time, and probably mm was taking a bath, but he didn't see it.

"Holy!" All three middle fingers were raised at the same time.

Qin Xiao'an laughed arrogantly twice: "Third child, I will give you this mm mobile phone number for free to make up for your wounded heart." Let's pick up girls, let's fall in love! If you lose your computer, maybe you can get a relationship back? ”

Chen Xu scolded again, saying that I am not as obscene as you, Wu Yuan said next to him: "Come on, this level of mm is not something that a few of us can do, I just heard at the staircase that the group of cattle seniors upstairs has begun to discuss the three best mm in our class, and it is estimated that it will be bloody again." Beast, in fact, I think that little fat girl in 303 is quite suitable for you, why don't you think about it? ”

Qin Xiao'an scolded back, and then sighed together: "What the boss said is right, these few mm, I'm afraid they are floating clouds in the sky!" ”

Floating clouds?

Chen Xu remembered that day in the library, a girl with curly hair and a shawl sat there quietly, gently pointing at the milky white Apple computer in front of her with a green onion.

Just when he was stunned, Qin Xiao'an had already sat down and stretched his waist and said that he was really tired, and it was not easy to help mm carry things. But because Chen Xu's bed was the closest to the door, Qin Xiao'an was lying on his bed!

This scared Chen Xu half to death, because he still had a laptop under the quilt!

Chen Xu was thinking about how to drive Qin Xiao'an away, but the animal suddenly said, "Damn, what is under your quilt, why do you make me uncomfortable?" Then without waiting for Chen Xu to react, he lifted his quilt.

Chen Xu was really scared to death now, no matter what thirty-seven twenty-one, he rushed up, but he was stunned halfway, because there was no laptop under the quilt, but a watch......

"Huh? Third child, your watch is very beautiful, isn't it? Where to buy it? Qin Xiao'an picked up the watch curiously and said, and then this guy consciously wanted to put it on his hand.

Chen Xu couldn't let him put it on again at this time, so he hurriedly snatched it over and shouted: "I rely on the second child, can you not rummage over other people's things?" Open up, open up! ”

Pushing the confused Qin Xiao'an aside, Chen Xu sneaked under his ass and felt it, there was really no computer! Where did the computers go? Where did this watch come from?

Qin Xiao'an, who was driven to the side, said depressedly: "Damn, don't be so stingy with the third child, it's okay, it won't be bad if you touch it." By the way, where did you buy this watch? It looks pretty good! ”

Chen Xu felt that his mind was in chaos, so he had to say that this was brought back by my relatives from abroad, and then walked out and slipped into the bathroom.

"How so, how so?" Chen Xu sat on the toilet and stared at this very trendy watch in a daze: "Where did this thing come from?" What about my computer? Could it be, this watch is a computer, right? ”

This sudden thought scared Chen Xu, the computer that will be deformed?

"Xiao Min, is Xiao Min you?" Chen Xu lowered his voice and shouted two words to the watch, and a light suddenly appeared on the LCD screen of the watch, and then he saw the 3D virtual Xiaomin appear in the light in the form of a three-dimensional image, and smiled skillfully: "Is there anything wrong with you?" ”

Depend on! Fortunately, this bathroom is closed, if it is a public toilet in those older buildings, several pits are blocked with small wooden boards, Xiao Min suddenly came out like an elf in Aladdin's magic lamp, and flew so high that it was almost up to the ceiling, and it didn't scare the livestock next door into the pit?!

"Shhhh Be quiet! Chen Xu hurriedly put his index finger to his mouth and said in a low voice: "Could it be that this watch was changed by a computer?!" ”

I have to say that after 80 years, many of the technologies are very human, Xiao Min is actually just a program, but the judgment mechanism of this program is very powerful, for example, when she sees the user using the gesture of "shhh", she will automatically reduce the sound decibels: "Yes, the magic box generation of biological computers has a transformation function, which can be turned into technology products of the same quality within a certain range, such as watches, cameras, etc., so that you can enjoy the services of a variety of other digital products while owning a computer." ”

No way? So bull b?!

"Because the computer is made of biological materials, the whole material can be automatically separated and recombined, so that it can be turned into a variety of forms and more fully play the corresponding functions, which is convenient and fast, and is deeply loved by consumers."

Can you not love it? Calculate that a laptop is 8,000, a good digital camera is 2,000, and a DV machine is 3,000 or 4,000...... As a result, now the money to buy a computer can buy computers, cameras, DV players, and even mobile phones, and you can turn these dead and heavy things into a small watch to carry on your body! How convenient is that!

And more importantly for Chen Xu, if this is the case, then when he goes out, he can turn the computer into a watch and wear it on his body without worrying about losing it.

"You can use the functions of the computer in the form of a watch, but some programs are a little cumbersome to do, but some are more convenient. For example, if you run the 'Health Doctor' program, you will be able to check your current physiological condition through your pulse, is it running? ”

And this benefit? Chen Xu hurriedly said to run, take a look.

A minute later, a few lines of data appeared next to Xiao Min, such as the rate of pulse, heart rate, data on visceral function, etc., and finally concluded: "Your liver fire is a little vigorous now, probably because of emotional excitement, it is recommended that you take a few deep breaths, maintain a good mood, exercise appropriately, and reduce stress." You can also use 12 grams of prunella grass, 10 grams of mulberry leaves, and 10 grams of juju flowers, soak them in water for half an hour and boil them, or add an appropriate amount of rock sugar to taste and take them. ”

Say, it's awesome! Wouldn't that mean that you have found yourself a doctor?

"Your thinking is inappropriate. Although tens of thousands of cases of Chinese and Western medicine are recorded in this procedure, after all, there may be errors in the diagnosis of the procedure, especially in the case of the pulse. Traditional Chinese medicine has strict requirements for the pulse to the point of being almost harsh, because although some pathologies and pulses are similar, the medication is very different, and it may be dangerous if the drug is taken by mistake. Therefore, some minor illnesses can be treated according to the tips of this procedure, but major illnesses still require careful diagnosis by experienced doctors. If you feel unwell using this procedure, please go to the hospital immediately for examination. ”

"Won't it?" Chen Xu was dumbfounded: "Could it be that it may be dangerous to use your program to check your body?" ”

"Theoretically, this is the case, so it is up to the user to decide, and the starting point for the development of this program is for everyone's health, but because some of the symptoms are extremely complex, it is impossible to know the definitive result through superficial diagnosis, so I go to the hospital for a professional examination. Of course, the above is just to remind you not to rely too much on this program to judge your physical health, because the accuracy of this program is only 99%. ”

Ninety-nine percent, that's it?

Chen Xu reacted at this time, it turned out that the above words were only for some accidents, as if no matter how good a doctor is, there may be misdiagnosis, and the compass can't work when it encounters a magnetic mountain, no one dares to say that the program he got is 100% correct, and this reminder is not so much a reminder as a modesty, and it is too full of words.

"Can I use this function to treat others?" Chen Xu was thinking that if he couldn't find a job in the future, he would use this watch to open a small clinic, and he might not be able to starve himself...... Doctors are very profitable!

"Absolutely."

"Is that every time I use the watch, you will appear in such a three-dimensional way, is it okay if it doesn't appear and doesn't make a sound?"

"Of course you can. You can choose absolute silent mode, and I will have the diagnosis appear as text on the watch's display. And if you have a certain confidentiality requirement, you can lock the watch, so that it is a very ordinary watch in normal times, and it can only be unlocked after you enter the password, voice information and fingerprint information. ”

It's really thoughtful!

"In addition, because of the special structure of the biological computer, it is extremely shock-resistant, and because of the special requirements of the user, the extreme withstand capacity of the computer can block the pressure generated by the impact of a pistol bullet equivalent to a 6 mm caliber caliber, so you do not have to worry about the computer being damaged by the impact under your vigorous exercise. And even if there is some damage, the biocomputer can repair it automatically. ”

What else can Chen Xu say? Now he can't open his mouth anymore!

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