Chapter 101: Qian Banxian

And the old man in front of him who told fortunes was a charlatan at first glance, Li Xiao didn't know what to think, and when he saw the woman leaving with a small bag, he immediately came to the stall.

Looking at the old man with a strange expression, Li Xiao smiled and said, "Can you calculate the future?" ”

Hearing Li Xiao's words, the old man's expression obviously changed slightly, and after a moment of silence, he spoke: "A fairy aura is rushing to my face, I think this gentleman is also a fellow person, so why make fun of the old man and me!" ”

"Yo~! You're also a Taoist priest? Hehe~ I just forget such a Taoist robe, it is purely a personal hobby, and I originally wanted to become a Taoist priest, but I don't accept me from such a big mountain and famous temple, but I can't be called the same way as you! ”

explained with a smile, but Li Xiao scolded secretly in his heart: "There is still a breath of fairy spirit rushing to his face!" Pretend to be blind, pretend to be blind, and put it here to show off! ”

"Hehe~ I was also enlightened by a Taoist with high mana back then, and I felt a familiar breath, so I thought it was a fellow Taoist who came to tease me!" Hearing Li Xiao's words, the old man thought for a while, then said with a smile.

"Can that help me calculate my future?" Li Xiao said with an expectant expression on his face.

"I'm afraid of this, isn't it?" The old man was a little hesitant, he was really afraid that he was coming to play the field, so he was a little unsure whether to give divination to the person in front of him.

"What's wrong with this, it's not like I don't give money!" Li Xiao said.

And the onlookers also coaxed: "That's right! It's not that people don't give money, so let's do the math! ”

"If you can't wear Taoist clothes, you won't count people, right? You're afraid you can't be sure! ”

"Hurry up! If the calculation is accurate, I will let you do the math! ”

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Listening to the coaxing of the people around him, Qian Banxian also smiled bitterly, and said secretly: I hope I didn't come to smash the field!

"Then I'll be ugly! Stretch out your right hand and I'll touch your palmistry! After thinking about it for a while, Qian Banxian decided to take over the business, but for the sake of insurance, he had no intention of cheating money, he just wanted to fool this matter!

Hearing this, Li Xiao stretched out his right hand with a smile, and then said, "You have to touch it carefully!" If I'm not sure, I won't give money! ”

"This is natural, if it is not accurate, how can I be embarrassed to accept your hexagram money!" Qian Banxian pulled the corners of his mouth, said with a dry smile, and muttered in his heart, he always felt that this person was not here to tell fortunes at all, but it was very similar to coming to play the field, but when it came to the end, it was not easy to retreat, so he could only count it hard.

Pretending to reach out and touch a few handfuls in front of him, and then grabbed Li Xiao's right hand, Qian Banxian touched the palm print, touched left and right, and lasted for a long time, but he didn't see him speak.

Although he was a little awkward when he was caught by an old man, Li Xiao was not in a hurry to urge, but looked at Qian Banxian with interest.

Time passed imperceptibly, Qian Banxian still looked cautious, and still did not speak, and the onlookers were a little impatient, and immediately urged.

"How's it going? It's been so long, do you see something? ”

"Yes! Don't keep touching and touching there, it's weird to look at this scene! ”

Hearing the urging of the people around him, Qian Banxian faintly sweated on his forehead, and he was depressed, and said secretly: "Urge a hair!" I'm going to have to give me some time to think about what I'm going to say next! If you really come to smash the field and accidentally say the wrong thing, then my signboard will be smashed! ”

After repeatedly recalling the metaphysical knowledge that he didn't have much in his head, Qian Banxian slowly withdrew his hand, frowned and thought about it, and said tentatively: "Xiaoyou, the first half of the palm print is messy, presumably when I was a teenager, I was also in a rough situation!" ”

"Really, you go on!" Li Xiao said.

"Your family background should have been either rich or expensive, right?" Qian Banxian asked, also beating a drum in his heart, this sentence was simply his guess based on the experience he had accumulated over many years of walking in the rivers and lakes.

"That's right! Go on! Li Xiao said.

"Your parents are no longer alive, right?" Qian Banxian asked again.

"Okay, don't talk about this, I'm just asking about the future, and I don't have to forget about the previous things!" Li Xiao suddenly said with some irritability.

"Good, good!" Hearing Li Xiao's words, Qian Banxian subconsciously wiped his forehead, and he was also relieved in his heart, and said secretly: "It seems that he was blinded by himself, then it will be easy to do next!" ”

After a pause, Qian Banxian coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said: "Your childhood situation is extraordinary, you have suffered a lot of ups and downs, and from the palm prints, the second half is extremely clear, from this point of view, you are destined to be rich and noble, although not to say that you have entered the official career, but you are also famous!" ”

"And there are no too many twists and turns, it can be said that there is no one in ten thousand, the appearance of the emperor!"

"Hehe, the emperor or something, I don't want it, it's good to be a small landlord!" After saying a word with a smile, Li Xiao looked at the paper sticks on the stall, and then asked, "Do you want me to draw a lot?" ”

"You don't have to, right? The future is still on display, so you don't have to do it again! I thought that this was the end of the matter, but I didn't expect Li Xiao to suddenly fall in love with those paper sticks again, and Qian Banxian was relieved and instantly brought it up again.

This paper stick was originally a trick to cheat money, and there were no more than one or twenty paper sticks, on which different patterns were drawn, each representing different meanings.

But in general, it is divided into two kinds, one is a bad sign, or the next sign, when someone draws this kind of paper sign, Qian Banxian will say that this is a sign of disaster, how to crack it, and then naturally it is to ask for money in a roundabout way.

And the other is the so-called good sign, that is, on the sign, if someone draws this kind of lot, Qian Banxian will say, this is the only emperor in ten thousand, when Grandpa Mao drew this money, and gave Mr. 88 oceans, you just look at it!

To sum it up, it is one sentence: the bad sign should give money to eliminate the disaster, and the good sign should give money to thank the fortune teller.

If someone comes to see the palmistry, then after reading the palmistry, Qian Banxian will let people draw lots, but I was a little suspicious that Li Xiao was here to play the game, how could Qian Banxian let him draw this again to ask for money, although it can not be said about collecting money, but it is also troublesome to explain!

"Also, then we won't draw lots, how about you calculate the marriage for me again?" Li Xiao directly gave up the idea of drawing lots, and instead let him directly calculate the marriage.

"That's a good idea!" Qian Banxian said, secretly thinking, this marriage is much better, anyway, it didn't happen, and there is no evidence to get up nonsense!

After pretending to calculate, Qian Banxian said, "Your marriage is a little troublesome!" Unexpectedly, there are many women, I'm afraid that if it's a bad thing, it's the peach blossom disaster! ”

Although this sentence is nonsense, under normal circumstances, it will not make people angry, after all, men! There is a large part of them who are still looking forward to a little sexual encounter or something, even the peach blossom robbery is not a big deal.

"Huh? How do you say this? Am I going to have several wives? This law doesn't allow it! Li Xiao also pretended to be flustered and said.

"It's okay, aren't there some countries abroad where you can marry more wives! Just change your nationality or something! Qian Banxian said.

Hearing this, Li Xiao was speechless, and said secretly: "You are still studying this as a fortune-telling stick?" ”

"How many children will I have in the future? I'm very interested in continuing the incense! As soon as his eyes rolled, Li Xiao asked.

"Huh~? You should have five children in your life, and each of you will be extraordinary in the future! Qian Banxian thought about it, and then said nonsense.

"Uh~!" Li Xiaoleng paused, suddenly leaned forward, approached Qian Banxian, and said in a low voice: "However, I already have nine children now, can it be said that the other four will die?" ”

Hearing this, Qian Banxian's expression froze, and then he also said in a low voice: "Little comrade, aren't you deliberately tricking me!" ”

"It's not that I'm kidding you, but I really have so many children, and it's legally recognized, hehe~!"

After a pause, Qian Banxian shouted to the onlookers: "Okay, today's quota has been counted, everyone is gone!" ”

Then the onlookers saw that there was nothing unusual to see, so they immediately dispersed, and at this time, Baihua, who was outside the crowd, also stepped forward and said to Li Xiao: "Lord, it's just some charlatans, what's there to see, it's better to go back and rest, and there is still something to do!" ”

As soon as he heard this, Qian Banxian's face suddenly became bitter, and when he saw Baihua who was also dressed in Taoist clothes, he immediately said depressedly: "Watching the master? Alas, old man, I just eat with a mouthful of food, and I didn't provoke you, so why smash my job? ”

"Yes, I'll pay, don't say that!" Li Xiao took out a hundred yuan and put it on the stall as he spoke.

"I don't dare to accept this money, old man, the previous nonsense, please don't take it to heart." Qian Banxian said, but said bitterly in his heart: "You have become a master at such a young age, don't make fun of this old man, okay!" ”

"You can rest assured that you can take the money, and I won't say much about fortune telling or something, after all, there are many people who just spend money to buy psychological comfort, and they don't necessarily really believe in these!" After saying that, Li Xiao got up and exhaled, and said to himself with a smile: "This makes me feel a lot better!" ”

"Yes, yes~ What the little viewer said is." Qian Banxian put the money away and hurriedly responded.

Glancing at Qian Banxian, Li Xiao didn't pay attention to him anymore, just as a small incident to alleviate depression, he immediately turned his head to Baihua and said, "Let's go!" Go back to the hotel to rest, ask someone tomorrow, if you can't find it, then you have to leave here! ”

After that, he turned around and was about to leave with a hundred flowers.

"Little and slow, I don't know what you're looking for? Maybe I can help you! Seeing Li Xiao turn around and leave, Qian Banxian didn't know what to think, and suddenly stopped Li Xiao.

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