Chapter 51: The first part of the Playground Battle
The lamp is broken, the fan is broken, the second-hand Changhong color TV is broken, and the shaver that Li Guo is charging is also broken.
In short, everything in the room and everything plugged in was broken, and the laptop surnamed Li Guo just happened to crash and was taken out by him to reinstall the system. Otherwise, even the most expensive thing in the house would have broken down.
Even the floor transformer with this piece burned out due to the sudden high voltage.
The little new girl didn't realize that she had caused a lot of trouble, and she still played around with her teacher Xue.
Mo Chou naturally doesn't matter, with her surname, even if she is thrown alone in the remote mountainous areas of the Great Northwest, she can still live more refreshingly and comfortably than anyone else.
But Li Guo and Bird Zijing sat in a room without electricity like pins and needles.
"Why don't we take this opportunity and get some sleep." As he spoke, Bird Zijing secretly glanced at the strange book of all-Tang poetry next to Li Guo's bed: "This kind of beautiful scenery will be wasted if you don't make good use of it." ”
Li Guo waved his hand: "If you want to sleep yourself, don't pull me for everything." ”
When Bird Zijing heard this, her eyes were full of pride, and she grabbed Li Guo's hand and stuffed her BMW car key into Li Guo's hand: "You guys go out for a ride!" I slept naked, which made people feel a little uncomfortable looking at me. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, tilted his head and looked at the long legs of the bird spirit: "You...... Got a shower? ”
Bird thought about it, nodded heavily, and took off himself to only his underwear and underwear with lightning speed, and then rushed to Li Guo's bed at lightning speed, and drilled into the quilt that was still carrying body temperature, revealing only his head. After tossing for a while, she pulled her underwear out of the bed and threw it on the ground: "I take a shower every day." ”
Li Guo made a helpless grimace and looked at the bird spirit who was already flushed with excitement: "Is there a person like you?" ”
The bird spirit turned his head sideways, and waved at Li Guo and them with a free arm: "Go, go, don't disturb my sleep." ”
Li Guo this is called a Nicaraguan Falls Khan. The bird's selflessness seemed to have made all the normal people present feel a little overwhelmed, and Mo Chou was eating breakfast while staring at the bird's spirit with slanted eyes, but he didn't speak.
"Daxian, my six senses are very sharp, you look at me like this, I can't sleep." The bird spirit with his eyes closed suddenly opened his eyes, and looked at Mo Chou pitifully: "I have a credit card in my ass pocket, I invite you to eat, drink and have fun today, go quickly......"
Xiaoxue girl wiped her mouth with a very ladylike napkin, unceremoniously took out Bird Spirit's wallet from the jeans on the ground, and pulled out a bank card from it: "Brother, listen to her." Otherwise, she'll mess with you for a day. ”
Li Guo chewed the braised egg and glanced at the bird essence with half of his buttocks exposed: "Then you are here to watch the house, and I will take them to Happy Valley to play." ”
"What!" When the bird spirit heard this, the whole person jumped up from the quilt, and his whole body was glowing with a healthy skin glow under the morning light: "You want to go to the playground?" ”
The little new girl covered her eyes: "Shame ......"
Li Guo also smiled bitterly and turned his head: "I said, are you a little conscious?" ”
Bird Zijing sat on the bed with a big on her face struggling, glanced at Li Guo and looked at the book on the bed, and couldn't make up her mind for a long time.
Li Guo turned his back to her: "What the hell do you want?" Whether to sleep or to walk with us. ”
"Don't make any noise, don't you see that this tiger's body is shaking." Torikomi was in a dilemma weighing the pros and cons: "I haven't been to the playground for a long time. ”
Jian Xian, the child's adopted daughter-in-law, quietly leaned into Li Guo's ear and whispered to him: "Xianggong, what is a "playground"? ”
Li Guo gently pinched Mo Chou's earlobe a few times: "You'll know later." ”
At this time, the bird spirit also seemed to have made up his mind, and with a determination to see death as if he were going home, he slipped back into the bed, and said in the tone of a firm revolutionary martyr: "I won't go, help me bring souvenirs......"
"What's there in that place?" Li Guo asked in surprise, "Do you want me to bring you balloons to play?" ”
"It's balloons, I want a lot of balloons......" Bird Zijing said in a mournful tone, lying on the bed, "If anyone proposes to me with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine balloons, I will marry him, even if he is not an angel with broken wings." ”
Li Guo shook his head and decided not to bother with this stinky bird spirit anymore, and just stood up: "Xue, you just wear this clothes?" ”
"A thousand turns, the phantom becomes light. Open! "Little Snow girl in pink nurse uniform, after a mantra, a puff of green smoke floated up. When the smoke cleared, Li Guo was shocked to find that her nurse's uniform had been transformed into a cute version of the little trench coat printed with Winnie the Pooh.
Xiaoxue girl smiled proudly: "I use illusion, in fact, I'm still wearing work clothes......"
Li Guo was really stunned for a moment, and sighed infinitely in his heart, this Xiaoxue girl is like a good helper for being diligent and thrifty, when a woman doesn't need to buy clothes and cosmetics, she can definitely save a considerable amount of wealth every month.
After instructing Bird Zijing to take good care of the house, Li Guo hugged the little new girl, followed by two charming but a little strange girls, and walked out.
But it was really after he got on the BMW of the bird spirit that he was really dumbfounded.
"Isn't this a cheat......"
"Brother, what's wrong?" Xiaoxue girl curiously asked Li Guo, who was losing her temper inexplicably: "What's wrong?" ”
"It's a tragedy, I forgot that the only car I can drive in my life is a Chang'an four-box farm van...... This car ......" Li Guo couldn't help but fiddle with the steering wheel in his hand: "It's too advanced......"
"Hmm......" Xiaoxue girl took out her wallet from her pocket and took out a driver's license: "Brother...... I have a driver's license ......"
On the way to the playground, Li Guo, Mo Chou and Xiaoxin Girl shrank in the back seat, almost full of tears. Xiaoxin's childish words and inexplicable hostility to Mochou Xiaojian Immortal made Li Guo not a human being, and Xiaoxue almost hit a telephone pole.
On the contrary, Mo Chou, she was surprisingly calm, just looking at the floating light outside the car window, gently playing with Li Guo's fingers, and not saying a word.
I have to say that Mo Chou's adaptability really makes Li Guo a little unbelievable, she has only been here for a few days from ancient times, and now she can actually cook with an induction cooker, and she can use remote control to find Hunan Satellite TV on TV. Although it still seems a little different from this world, Li Guo believes that in the near future, the beautiful Mochou will become a beautiful landscape in the city.
Thinking of this, Li Guo really couldn't resist the surging vanity in his heart, you must know that no matter which man goes out with a girl like Mo Chou, all he gets is envy, jealousy and hatred. And the psychological comfort that men need the most, that is, envy, jealousy and hatred, Napoleon said that a man who is not envied and hated by others is not a good man.
And more importantly, Mo Chou, a girl who has no material desires and only appetite, has been extinct in this world for many years, and those village girls who have worked in big cities for several years know that "if you want to get married, buy a house first", and buy a house in this kind of place, it is really enough for Mo Chou to eat from Zhenguan Zhizhi to Wuxu Change.
After arriving at the playground, Xiaoxin girl was the first to rush out of the car, although she was indeed a little strange, but the essence was still inseparable from the children's hearts, such as she would look at Li Guo outside the small convenience store selling marshmallows and popcorn, for example, she would frequently turn back to the novelty toys in the hands of other children.
"Xianggong ......" Mo Chou After entering the playground, his hand tightly tugged on the corner of Li Guo's clothes: "There is a monster ...... ahead"
Li Guo followed Mo Chou's line of sight and found that it was nothing more than an electric fake dinosaur. He suddenly had the thought of teasing Mo Chou: "That monster is a man-eating ......"
"Unsheathed! Scattered in ......"
Li Guo hurriedly hugged her in his arms before Mo Chou's mantra was finished, interrupting her movements. Then Li Guo simply wanted to slap his mouth with a big mouth, who was there to tease? It's okay to tease anyone! Someone who makes fun of mom...... Mo Chou can also be funny? It almost caused a catastrophe, but fortunately he didn't tease Mo Chou just now that this is the Netherworld Mansion, otherwise Mo Chou would have been able to amplify his tricks......
"It's so nice to be young now." A middle-aged couple in their thirties and forties walked past Li Guo and looked at Li Guo and Mo Chou hugging tightly: "Being young is happiness." ”
"Xianggong...... You bully Mo Chou. Mo Chou's head was buried in Li Guo's chest, and he hit Li Guo with his forehead for a while, obviously reflecting Li Guo's joke: "Xianggong is ...... bad"
Li Guo finally breathed a sigh of relief, took Mo Chou's hand, and pointed to a tuft of snow-white hair and pink clothes in the distance: "Let's go, let's go find snow." ”
But just after taking two steps, a woman who exuded a strange aura from her body and was wearing gray-green clothes from the late seventies of the last century walked straight to Li Guo from the crowd, and bowed ninety degrees: "Comrade Li, please return the first number to us!" ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and cold sweat flowed: "Comrade? ”
"It seems a little off...... My intelligence may be out of date. The woman smiled awkwardly, "But in any case, please give us back the first number." ”
Li Guo glanced at Mo Chou and asked, "Did you call the name Chu Hao out of the sheath?" ”
Mo Chou shook his head blankly, but his eyes were attracted by the roller coaster that was whistling in the distance.
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