Chapter 2 Chest muscles are good

"Hey, forget it. Help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, since Xuanqi and I have helped you before, then I will help you again. I can't see you starving here. Xu Fan sighed, picked up the thief, and walked towards the house.

"Hey, it's so light." Feeling the weight in his hand, Xu Fan sighed lightly. But then he was relieved, this guy steals chickens and dogs all day long, and if his body is very heavy, then he can't escape from everyone's pursuit and interception again and again.

Xu Fan chuckled and shook his head, and it only took a minute to return to his room, put the thief on the sofa, but he got some honey water from the kitchen and came to his side again.

"Come, drink some water." Xu Fan sat down beside the thief, held him up with one hand, and slowly poured honey water into his mouth. He fainted, in large part, because his blood sugar was too low. Xu Fan gave him honey water to pull his blood sugar to a normal level.

"Hmm, cough ......" Maybe Xu Fan poured too hard, and the thief seemed to be choked, and he spit it out at once, wetting a large piece of his clothes.

"Oops, you troublesome fellow. The clothes were all wet. Xu Fan shook his head, put down the honey water, and patted the water stains on his chest. But patting and patting, Xu Fan was a little surprised.

"I can't see it, you guy, you look thin and small, but your chest muscles are still quite strong." He slapped him on the chest with a look of surprise.

"Hmm......" Xu Fan's heavy slap made the thief snort lightly and slowly wake up.

"Huh? Are you awake? Xu Fan was also a little happy when he saw him wake up, after all, it was not a matter of being in such a coma.

"Where am I?" The thief woke up slowly, looked around with misty eyes, and asked softly, but felt a little heavy on his chest, and looked down, but saw a big hand, covering his chest. But it was Xu Fan's hand that he forgot to take away.

"Ahh The thief suddenly screamed violently, and burst into a sharp scream like a cloud, and he threw Xu Fan's hand away and bounced off the sofa.

"Hey! Feed! What are you screaming about? Xu Fan covered his ears and looked at the thief with a shocked expression.

"You! You bastard! You...... You...... You shameless! The thief stepped aside, left Xu Fan far away, and looked at him with an annoyed expression.

"Am I a bastard? Am I shameless? Xu Fan pointed to his nose with a surprised expression, "Why am I a bastard, why am I shameless?" ”

"You! You still have the face to say! The thief looked at Xu Fan angrily, then at his chest, and tightened his clothes, looking like he had encountered a pervert.

"You?" Xu Fan looked at the thief, then at his movements, and suddenly looked clear, "Haha, you misunderstood." ”

"I'm not mistaken! You've touched my boobs, why aren't you a pervert? The thief clutched his clothes tightly, a wary expression.

"Oops, you must have misunderstood. I'm not a, your clothes were wet just now, I'm just helping you wipe the water. Xu Fan looked at him and hurriedly explained.

"?" The thief was stunned for a moment, and after savoring it carefully, a smile suddenly flashed in his eyes, but it quickly disappeared, and he said in a rough voice and in an old-fashioned manner, "Tell you!" Ben ...... Master Ben isn't a, so you'd better not touch me! ”

"Cut! My brother is only interested in beautiful women, not men. Xu Fan chuckled and shook his head, took out a pack of instant noodles, and soaked it for the thief.

"This is your home?" Seeing that Xu Fan did not continue to make harm to himself, the thief slowly approached and sat down on the sofa, but it was still a distance away, obviously he still had a trace of defense against Xu Fan.

"yes, it's my house." Xu Fan nodded, looked at him, and said with a smile, "It is precisely because this is my home that you met me, if you meet someone else, then you will be miserable, hehe." ”

"Hmph, Ben ...... Master Ben is very clever, how could he be caught by those stupid and stupid pigs? The thief looked up proudly, looking in high spirits, and did not pay attention to those who had captured him.

"Haha, then who was forced to let me save you?" Xu Fan smiled lightly and glanced at him.

"That'...... That's just because Master Ben is too tired to run. After hearing Xu Fan's words, the thief was hesitant and looked a little embarrassed.

"Okay, okay. You're awesome. By the way, do you know how long you haven't eaten, why did you faint just now? Xu Fan shook his head helplessly and asked another question.

"I don't know, maybe it was a few days ago." When the thief heard this, his expression darkened slightly, "Now I am so hungry that I am unconscious, and my head has been dizzy, but I didn't expect to finally faint." ”

"You, you are the only one who starves yourself to death as a thief." Xu Fan rolled his eyes and whispered.

"I'm not a thief!" Who knows, as soon as Xu Fan's words fell, the thief suddenly jumped up and said loudly to Xu Fan, the sound was outrageous.

"Good, good, good, not a thief, not a thief. Aren't you faint from hunger? Why do you still have the strength to scream so loudly? Xu Fan covered his ears and looked depressed, "It's the first time I've seen a boy screaming so sharply." ”

"Hmph, Master Ben is still in the voice change period, and it's normal for his voice to be sharp." Seeing that Xu Fan agreed with his words, the thief finally quieted down.

"Alright then, what shall I call you?" Xu Fan asked as he gouged out his ears. He didn't want to enjoy the same kind of noise attack because of the name problem in the future.

"Just call me Xiaoqian." Rolling his eyes, the thief, it was Xiao Qian, said so.

"Xiaoqian? What a strange name! Xu Fan was stunned when he heard this, and muttered, "Could it be that you are not a thief, but a boss in the casino?" ”

"What a casino! What a thousand! I'm not a thousand! Who knows, Xu Fan's words once again detonated the other party's anger, Xiao Qian stared at Xu Fan with horizontal eyebrows when he heard this, like a lion in an angry state.

"Good, good, good. I was wrong, I was wrong! Hero, don't you call it a success? I'm scared of you, hero! Xu Fan patted his ears, and the terrible scream made his brain buzz.

"Xiaoqian, you must be hungry, come, eat this bowl of instant noodles." Xu Fanjian's anger subsided slightly, opened the instant noodles that had been soaked, and said earnestly, but there was another thought in his heart: Hurry up and eat, and get out of here after eating! (To be continued.) Please search, better update faster!)