After school, Yang Chuan rode his bicycle alone to Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School to pick up Xu Haiyan.

As soon as he came to the gate of Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School, he saw countless girls showing off their flowers.

Seeing these high school girls with youthful vitality and bulging breasts, Yang Chuan had to sigh in his heart that being young means developing well!

"Brother, you're here too!"

Just when Yang Chuan's eyes were looking at the girls who came in and out of the school gate, the obscene Huang Haibo suddenly stepped forward.

Seeing Huang Haibo, who suddenly appeared, Yang Chuan asked depressedly, "Why did you appear again?" ”

"Huh!" Huang Haibo chuckled lightly and pouted, "Of course I came here to chase my family's Ah Hua." ”

Hearing this, Yang Chuan couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and said: "Brother is so persevering, he deserves to be a generation of love saints." ”

"That's it!" Huang Haibo said proudly: "If you chase girls, you must be persistent and thick-skinned enough, otherwise you won't be able to chase any of them." ”

At this moment, Yang Chuan had to admire Huang Haibo in his heart. Not only is the taste heavy, but also the weight is very special.

"By the way, brother, last time I saw you walking with Nanjiang No. 1 Lieutenant Colonel Hua, what happened?" Huang Haibo asked curiously.

"School flowers?" Yang Chuan thought for a while and said, "She's just my neighbor, I'm here to pick her up from school." ”

"Brother, what a blessing!" Huang Haibo gave Yang Chuan a thumbs up/one/book/read/novel ybdu, and said enviously: "I heard that this school flower of Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School doesn't know how many boys chase her, but none of them have succeeded, and you are a neighbor with her, it's like a moon near the water!" ”

"Huh?"

Yang Chuan really didn't know that Xu Haiyan's charm in Nanjiang No. 1 Middle School was so great, and there were so many boys chasing her.

Suddenly, Huang Haibo smiled obscenely: "Brother, why don't you introduce her to me?" ”

Yang Chuan said depressedly: "Don't you have a flower?" ”

"Hey!" Huang Haibo said with a look of indifference: "What a flower, a dog, with a school flower, other dog tail flowers are floating clouds." ”

"Holy!"

Seeing that Huang Haibo, who had been a lover saint before, became ** in a blink of an eye, Yang Chuan couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

"Brother, I remember that there seems to be a celebrity whose name is the same as yours."

"Cut!" Huang Haibo said disdainfully: "I know the person you said, it seems that the media called him a 'national son-in-law'." This guy is really frustrated that he is forty years old and unmarried, but he was arrested by the police for soliciting prostitution. ”

"I heard that he also played Zhu Bajie, do you think I look like Zhu Bajie except that my name is the same as him?"

Yang Chuan glanced at Huang Haibo carefully, this person is indeed not like Zhu Bajie, but like Zhu Bajie and his brother Zhu Qijie.

Seeing Huang Haibo's disdainful look, Yang Chuan couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why aren't you a virgin?" ”

"Virgin?" When Huang Haibo heard this, he immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and hurriedly shouted: "Nonsense! How can I still be a virgin when I'm so handsome and chic? As early as when I was eight years old, I was given ** by the little girl next door next door. ”

Hearing this, Yang Chuan was completely speechless.

"I won't talk nonsense with you, my Ah Hua is here."

At this moment, the chubby Ah Hua staggered out of the school gate, and Huang Haibo immediately rushed over when he saw it.

With a "bang", the thing fell to its knees again.

Seeing Huang Haibo kneeling so skillfully, Yang Chuan couldn't help but secretly say in his heart that this guy had crossed over from ancient times.

"Ah Hua, be my girlfriend!"

Huang Haibo took out a bouquet of dog tail flowers picked on the side of the road from behind his back and said affectionately.

The fat girl gnawed on a big chicken leg in her mouth, shook her head and said, "Haibo, I already told you that it is impossible for us." Don't be so infatuated, although I am very good, like a white swan in the sky, but you should not be too persistent. ”

After speaking, the fat girl wiped the oil on her mouth with her hand and left ruthlessly.

"Oh my God!" Seeing Ah Hua leaving, Huang Haibo looked up to the sky again and shouted: "Affection has been empty since ancient times, and this hatred is endless. ”

Seeing Huang Haibo in such pain, Yang Chuan stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Brother, don't be sad, failure is a common thing in soldiers." Although you failed this time, I believe that there are better girls waiting for you ahead. ”

"No~!" Huang Haibo shook his head and said resolutely: "I like Ah Hua alone in my life, that fat body and big ** make me always forget in my dreams, I think I can never find a girl who is so fat and sexy again." ”

"Alas!" Hearing this, Yang Chuan let out a long sigh and said, "Brother, your taste is too greasy. ”

Huang Haibo stood up and looked at Yang Chuan and said, "Brother, don't persuade me anymore." I'm so infatuated, if I don't chase Ah Hua, wouldn't my name as a love saint be in vain, in short, I must catch her! ”

Hearing this, Yang Chuan bowed deeply with emotion on his face and said, "Brother, I have served you." ”

"Don't worship brother, brother is just a legend."

Huang Haibo stood with his hands on his hands, his eyes seemed to see through everything in the world, and said lightly.

At this moment, Yang Chuan was really moved to tears by Huang Haibo's infatuation!

"Xiaochuan, why are you crying?"

At this moment, Xu Haiyan walked out of the school in a floral short skirt.

Yang Chuan rubbed his eyes and said, "It's okay, I just got my eyes into the sand just now." ”

"School Flower!" Seeing Xu Haiyan, Huang Haibo's eyes suddenly lit up and he stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, I'm Huang Haibo." ”

Seeing Huang Haibo, who had an extremely obscene face, Xu Haiyan turned her head to look at Yang Chuan and asked, "Xiaochuan, is he?" ”

Yang Chuan introduced: "He is the love saint big brother I just met at the school gate!" ”

"Hey, don't call me a love saint." Huang Haibo waved his hand and said with a reserved face: "Love saint is just my false name, in fact, my real heart is infatuation, of course, occasionally someone will call me **." ”

Xu Haiyan leaned into Yang Chuan's ear and whispered, "Xiaochuan, is there anything wrong with this person's head?" ”

Yang Chuan thought for a while and said, "This, it does seem to be a bit of a problem. ”

"School flower, let's be friends, shall we?" Huang Haibo, who had a ** face, stretched out his ** smile and said.

"I'm sorry, but I don't like to make friends with people who have problems with their heads."

After speaking, Xu Haiyan hurriedly pulled Yang Chuan and left.

"Hey, don't go!"

Seeing Xu Haiyan's back leaving in a hurry, Huang Haibo shook his head and said, "It seems that my charm is so great that even the school flower is scared away." ”

"Ogawa, how did you know that person?"

After getting rid of Huang Haibo, Xu Haiyan asked suspiciously.

Yang Chuan replied: "No, we only met at the school gate and only met twice." ”

Hearing this, Xu Haiyan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Xiaochuan, remember not to associate with this kind of person in the future." ”

Although Huang Haibo's behavior is indeed a bit strange, Yang Chuan feels that this person is still quite good. But since Xu Haiyan said so, he was embarrassed to refute her face-to-face.

"Got it, Sister Haiyan."

Seeing that Yang Chuan was so sensible, Xu Haiyan smiled happily: "Hehe, it's good to know." ”

Just as the two were talking and laughing, a black Audi stopped next to them domineeringly.