Chapter 058, Women Are Born Crazy?
Early the next morning.
When the first rays of sunlight shined through the glass accurately on Xiao Chen's ass in the rental house, who was bragging and farting with Zhou Gong.
When the alarm clock rang tirelessly for the eighth time, Xiao Chen opened his eyes in a daze.
While scolding, he unhappily stretched out his hand and grabbed the antique-level metal-shelled alarm clock next to the bed and threw it out.
"Bang dang" sounded, and the alarm clock fell steadily into the trash can not far away.
Suddenly, the behemoth came, so frightened that several mice who were sharing Xiao Chen's leftover lunch box last night fled for their lives.
If rats could talk, they would say in rat language, "I'm a mud horse!" Uncle Rat, why is it in your way to eat breakfast? ”
When the alarm clock no longer "jingle bells", Xiao Chen fell asleep with his head covered by the quilt again, ready to renew his relationship with Zhou Gong.
Last night, Xiao Chen was so excited that he fell asleep in the middle of the night because he was addicted to the YY who was about to counterattack, was about to be promoted and raised, became the general manager, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and went to the peak of his life.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Chen closed his eyes, there was a knock on the door with a "bang bang".
Stunned, Xiao Chen was so angry that he immediately lifted the quilt on his head and shouted loudly in the direction of the door: "Nima! Early in the morning, what a noise! I don't let people sleep well! ”
Xiao Chen's wolf howl really had an effect, and the knock outside the door suddenly stopped.
When Xiao Chen was just about to fall asleep again, he suddenly thought of something, and he was shocked.
Nima! Could it be the mad woman coming?
Yesterday, I agreed to be a bodyguard!
I'm rubbing! It's a big deal!
That woman is a crazy woman, she scolded that woman like this just now, if she retaliates and puts on a thrilling "Fast and Furious", then he can really only kneel on the ground and sing conquest.
Thinking of this, Xiao Chen was so frightened that he lifted the quilt and jumped off the bed.
Regardless of wearing only a pair of briefs, he rushed to the door like a gust of wind, and after exhaling loudly, he opened the door with a "hula".
A handsome young woman in a black office uniform and black-rimmed glasses stood outside the door with a large bag.
Obviously not the crazy woman Lin Ximeng that Xiao Chen thought in his heart.
The woman's expression was a little stunned, and her body trembled a little. Thinking about it, Xiao Chen's wolf howl just now really scared the woman.
It's no wonder why the woman didn't keep knocking on the door.
Xiao Chen was very unimpressive with the head of the chicken nest, with a lump of eye feces hanging from the corner of his eyes, leaning on the door frame, smashing his mouth, and looking at this woman.
Although the woman looks good, it is a pity that her figure is like a flat cardboard, and her breasts are not as prominent as those of men, like an airport.
Compared with Lin Ximeng, who is like a supermodel, the strong contrast formed made Xiao Chen secretly speechless.
The woman saw Xiao Chen's slinged appearance, and a pair of thief eyes were still very obscene, and the woman frowned very displeasedly.
She didn't understand why the president would let herself pick up such a superb sling?
This man not only has no image, but also has no temperament, and he scolds himself very rudely!
But in order to complete the task assigned by the president, the woman had to exhale lightly, then stretched out her hand and said, "Hello, I am Mr. Lin's assistant, are you Mr. Xiao Chen?"
Seeing that the woman took the initiative to stretch out her hand, Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, and then understood that it was Lin Ximeng who sent someone to pick him up.
So he smiled, and after unconsciously scratching the crotch of his pants with his right hand, he stretched out his hand and said, "Hehe, hello, I'm Xiao Chen, may I ask the plane...... Oh no, what's your name, beauty? ”
“……”
Looking at Xiao Chen's outstretched hand, the woman was directly speechless.
She had seen the man's hand scratch his little brother just now......
Wrong wrong...... This man seems to be wearing only a pair of briefs!
The woman froze for a moment before she reacted, and her eyes unconsciously glanced at the man again.
The enormity of the man's lower body made her face flush suddenly, "Ah! Stinky rascal!! ”
The woman let go of her voice and screamed, then dropped the bag and fled desperately downstairs.
It wasn't until the sound of high heels hitting the floor disappeared at the top of the stairs that Xiao Chen withdrew his hand a little speechlessly.
Xiao Chen was very depressed, where did he go rogue?
Isn't it just naked? Oh no, you're wearing a pair of briefs, okay? Is this called a hooligan?
If my brother was really a hooligan, you, the woman, would have been screaming instead of standing up, but lying down, okay?
Xiao Chen was very unhappy and lifted the bag left by the woman when she ran away, then closed the door and walked into the house.
After washing, Xiao Chen opened the bag and took out a set of black men's suits, black leather shoes, white shirt and red tie inside.
Xiao Chen unconsciously glanced at the trademark of the suit and leather shoes......
I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.
Forehead's suit, tie and shirt, Pierre Cardin's shoes...... A set is hundreds of thousands!
Well, my brother has finally been entrenched.
While muttering that Lin Ximeng was a loser, Xiao Chen put on this set of local tyrant equipment with peace of mind.
Then he looked at the half mirror on the wall for a while, and then patted himself on the shoulder with his right hand, and said, "Yes, young man, you are handsome again."
Xiao Chen walked downstairs, and saw from a distance that the female assistant just now was leaning in front of a royal blue Bentley Mulsanne, holding an iPad tablet and tinkering with something.
Due to the upright and sultry summer, Xiao Chen had already taken off the suit on his body, put it on his shoulders very coquettishly, and walked towards the female assistant with a smile.
"Oh yes, my mom, this is a Bentley Mulsanne EIC special edition!
The 6.75-liter V8 twin-turbo engine produces 513 hp and 1,020 Nm of torque. The transmission part is matched with an 8-speed automatic manual transmission...... Xiao Chen circled around the car with great interest, and then looked at the female assistant and asked in surprise: "Beauty, this is your car?!"
The female assistant took a long time to react, and she looked Xiao Chen up and down in surprise.
His eyes lit up and rippled.
It's just because Xiao Chen's appearance at this moment and the appearance of the sling just now are really like two people.
Xiao Chen, who had changed his outfit, looked masculine and handsome at the moment, heroic and upright.
The suit jacket was on the man's shoulders, and the cuffs were rolled up, and there was not the slightest sense of disobedience!
Looks like that's how this dress should be worn!
Sure enough, people rely on clothes, and Buddha relies on gold! The woman thought in her heart.
Xiao Chen stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the woman's eyes with some amusement, and said, "Hey! I said, beauty, what do you see? Didn't my brother just change his skin? Is it really a lot more handsome? ”
"Yes." The female assistant suddenly woke up, immediately shook her head, and said, "Uh, no, no."
Xiao Chen pouted and smiled, "I said beauty, yes, no, no, no, you are for a while, and you mean for a while?" ”
The female assistant's face turned red, and she snorted coldly: "Get in the car!"
After speaking, he turned around and twisted the waist of the piece of paper and got into the car.
"Oops! If you don't want to say it, don't say it, why are you so angry! You haven't answered me if this car is yours or not! Hey......" Xiao Chen asked as he chased after him, and got into the car with a fart.
Xiao Chen hadn't sat down yet, only to hear a loud "boom", the car trembled suddenly, and then rushed onto the avenue frantically.
Frightened, Xiao Chen exclaimed in the car: "Could it be that women are born crazy?!"
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