Chapter 294: See Who Is More Lewd (Part II)

Chapter 294: See Who Is More Lewd (Part II)

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Li Shufang, who was watching TV, heard the coughing sound of Zhang Yang, and immediately stood up and walked quickly over here, asking as she asked.

"Auntie is fine, I was just looking at my phone when I saw a joke, and I couldn't hold back it all of a sudden, so I choked." Zhang Yang buckled the mobile phone to the table, picked up the cold boiling kettle next to him, and directly lifted it and poured a few sips, while saying.

"This kid, eat slowly, besides, what kind of mobile phone to look at when eating, eat quickly, and watch it after eating." Li Shufang patted Zhang Yang on the back and helped him calm down, and said funny.

"Uh, Auntie, I'm fine, you go watch TV, I'll watch it after dinner." Zhang Yang took a few breaths and felt a little more comfortable, before he smiled at Li Shufang a little embarrassed.

"Well, then I'll go, don't look at those jokes when you eat, xiǎo heart chokes again." Li Shufang said two words before walking to the sofa, and after Li Shufang left, Zhang Yang sat on the chair and felt like he couldn't cry or laugh, this animal is really a superb.

For example, the system of this kind of building must have technicians on duty, because of a huge building, most of the public lighting switches, as well as neon switches, and some elevator power supply switches, etc., a large part of them are centrally controlled by computers, and someone on duty is just in case, but in fact, this kind of thing is very boring, after all, if these systems are not destroyed by man, they may be very bad.

It's boring to have a long night, but you don't want to hide inside and watch AV movies on the server as soon as you get dark, right? Even if you watch AV movies, you actually hide a simulated doll? As for what you're doing with the puppet, you don't need to describe it in detail, right? I'm rubbing, this guy is too obscene, I really don't know where the management of this building recruited such a superb guy, even if you play five to one, it's better than this...... right.

Zhang Yang could only be extremely speechless, but Zhang Yang quickly reacted, the programs he set up yesterday were definitely changed by this obscene guy, and you can feel it from that obscene tone. If an ordinary technician discovers this program, he will either delete it directly, or simply pretend not to see it and make it public.

I saw it like this, and I deliberately modified the words in it to be extremely obscene, and I guess this kind of thing is what this guy can do. Since you're more lewd, I'll let you see who's more lewd. Zhang Yang's proud "hehe" laughed twice, and after laughing, Zhang Yang felt that something was wrong, raised his head and quickly glanced at Li Shufang, who was watching TV in the living room.

Fortunately, the sound of the flamboyant yín's laughter was more xiǎo, and Li Shufang didn't hear it. Three or two mouthfuls put the food into their mouths, and Zhang Yang shouted: "Auntie, I'm eating, put the bowl in the pot, I'll go back to the room." ”

"Alright, you go, I'll clean up." Li Shufang got up from the sofa and waved her hand at Zhang Yang, not knowing what the staying power of that guy was, Zhang Yang didn't insist, said hello with a smile, and then rushed back to his room with his mobile phone.

The laptop was brought back here yesterday, and the network cable was chā, and Zhang Yang transferred the connection data directly from Satellite 1 to the computer. The surveillance screen is still that guy playing some yín dirty things with the doll, and there is a pretty classic avxiǎo movie on the computer screen.

Zhang Yang laughed twice, and directly downloaded a very scary ghost movie clip from the Internet, and then secretly copied it into this guy's computer. Looking at the surveillance video, this guy was holding the puppet, and the speed of his movements was getting faster and faster, and he switched the video clip of this ghost movie violently.

You know, when this guy watched avxiǎo movies, he actually watched them with a speaker, and the sound was not xiǎo. Zhang Yang put the ghost film up, and a miserable and mournful horror scream came out of the speaker. "Bang dang", in the surveillance video, the guy's puppet is on the stool, he is lying on the puppet, when the miserable cry of the ghost film suddenly remembers, the guy in the surveillance video is like a cat who has been trampled on, his mouth opened wide, and then jumped up directly from the puppet.

But his pants only faded to the ankles, this jumped, subconsciously flashed to the side, the pants between his feet stumbled together, and he fell directly to the ground with the chair.

"Haha!" Although no sound can be heard in the surveillance video, Zhang Yang doesn't know how miserable this guy's screaming is, but looking at this guy's actions, Zhang Yang is still overjoyed. I just don't know if it will scare him into impotence.

After laughing a few smugly, Zhang Yang directly turned off the video in his computer, and then quickly pulled out the clipboard and typed on it: "Give you 1 minute to put on your pants, and after a minute, I will switch the surveillance video to the main information display screen in the hall." ”

At this moment, the whole building is still in business, and there is a huge display screen in the lobby on each floor, which usually shows some advertisements or movies and television clips. When Zhang Yang's self appeared on the screen, Zhang Yang saw from the surveillance video that the guy was stunned for a moment, and then jumped up from the ground, but this jump, he forgot that the pants on his feet were still entangled, and he directly "bang" and even fell to the ground with the chair next to him.

But this plmm is also simple, just lying on the ground and quickly lifting his pants, and then hurriedly stuffing the doll on the ground directly into a cardboard box next to it that says server box, and at the same time, his right hand directly touches the mouse, and turns off the avxiǎo movie that began to play again.

All of this is called a smooth flow, it is extremely smooth, Zhang Yang is a little dumbfounded, is this guy often so neat? Or is it often spotted? Otherwise, this set of actions would be so skillful. Subconsciously glanced at the time, and his face was full of weirdness, don't you say it, it's really not a minute.

But Zhang Yang wasn't ready to do that at all, he just wanted to scare and scare this animal, "Great God! Don't! I was wrong! After doing all this, this guy's first reaction made Zhang Yang cry and laugh, he was not even shocked, he threw himself directly on the computer screen, and his somewhat fat hands typed out a line on the keyboard almost instantly.

Looking at the handwriting feedback on the clipboard, Zhang Yang was speechless for a while, okay, this slightly short and fat guy has a future, enough to be bullish. "Okay, I'll let you go for the time being, but do you know what you're doing wrong?" Zhang Yang typed and asked, he was about to tease and tease this xiǎo fat man, "I just recorded everything you did, I'll take a look, by the way, do you want me to send this QQ number?" ”

Zhang Yang clicked on the two QQs on this fat man, and there was only one person in one of them, and the note was still dear.

"Don't! God, can you bear to watch me jump off the top of the Jin Mao Tower tomorrow? This fat man screamed directly, looking at the handwriting, Zhang Yang seemed to see his miserable howl, Zhang Yang even began to suspect that if he was in front of this fat man, it is estimated that this fat man would not hesitate to directly hold his leg and howl there.

"Then you say that you are wrong, you have to tell me what you are wrong, and I will let you go." Zhang Yang asked.

"Ah...... Great God ...... Pls are you male nv. The fat man obviously thought for a moment, and then asked weakly.

"What does this have to do with the male NV?" Zhang Yang felt that his thinking was agile enough, but he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of this fat man.

"Well, God, I'm not interested in men." xiǎo The fat man replied weakly.

Depend on! Zhang Yang rolled his eyes and almost fainted, my god, am I interested in you, a fat man? "How far is the thought, how far can you hurry up and roll for me! Lao Tzu is also not interested in men, nnd, I will send your video directly to the major forums now, and by the way, point out your address, name, and home address. Zhang Yang typed viciously and said.

"Don't! Great God, I was wrong! The fat man obviously knew that Zhang Yang was watching him through the surveillance video, so he simply closed his legs, then knelt on the chair and made a gesture of supcation.

Zhang Yang had a chill, damn, this fat man is too shameless, if this was a few decades ago, it is estimated that Ya is a standard Han jiān, this wind makes the rudder, and the speed of compromising is called a fast, and even before Zhang Yang reacted, this fat man actually made it, as if he didn't need to think about it at all.

"If you keep the action up again, I'll upload the video now." Zhang Yang couldn't laugh or cry.

"Great God, there is something wrong with your signal, you are wrong, how can a person as powerful and majestic as me make any strange movements." The fat man immediately parted his legs with lightning speed, sat directly on the chair, and said in a serious type.

“…… Don't change the subject, don't you know what's wrong with you? Zhang Yang was speechless by him, and directly changed the topic back.

"I know the great god...... Since you're a man, I didn't do anything about last night, I didn't do anything. The fat man said weakly.

"Damn!" Zhang Yang directly burst into a foul language, this slut, you didn't do anything, and Lao Tzu didn't say what it was, if you didn't do it, how did you know about last night's incident? Even if you see the words on the building, if you don't do it, how do you know there's something wrong with it?

"Great God...... I was so wrong, I can't play with you. The fat man probably knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he sold himself, and without waiting for Zhang Yang to type, he honestly typed and admitted his mistake.

"But for the sake of me not deleting such a great work of yours, are you going to let me go? In my experience, I've changed your mind, but I think you should have it. Xiǎo The fat man continued weakly.

Your experience? nǎinǎi legged, is it your experience of tossing with a puppet? Zhang Yang rolled his eyes.

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