Chapter 6 Your daughter, Lao Tzu is predetermined
"What do you call someone like me?"
Zhang Ye looked at Ao Lie a little speechlessly, hoping that he could give himself an explanation.
And Ao Lie, who was the Dragon God King, didn't hide anything from him in this kind of thing, and said directly, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that your physique and life are not suitable for cultivating other exercises." But this Imperial God Celestial Book is specially created for people like you, so that's why I say this! ”
"Cultivation! So it was! In that case, I can become Superman! Zhang Ye grinned, because of his ordinary appearance, when he usually didn't smile, he was okay, but when he smiled at this time, he immediately looked ugly, and people wanted to throw a piece of feces on his face.
"So to speak. But ......"
The first half of the sentence made Zhang Ye extremely excited, but then a twist made him almost suffocate to death. I said you're a big man, why are you so kneading? What kind of fart just let go? Why bother like this?
"But what?"
"The main purpose of this exercise is to assist, not to fight, so ...... I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed. ”
"Auxiliary?" Zhang Ye's heart sank, but then he smiled. The support is good! It's not good to fight and kill. The support is good! You don't have to charge into battle, you don't have to work hard, you can have a lot of experience by watching from the sidelines! It's just perfect for him.
"You're not disappointed?"
Ao Lie looked at him like this, and couldn't help but feel a little strange in his heart. In his years of experience, he knows very well that every man has violent blood flowing in his bones, and these blood may not be revealed in ordinary times, or even in a lifetime.
But after all, there exists, and as long as there is an inducement, this kind of violence can be displayed in front of the world. And at this time, this opportunity is clearly placed in front of Zhang Ye, as long as he is willing to speak, it is not for nothing to give him another technique that focuses on attack power. But he agreed without thinking about it, which made Ao Lie's backhand completely useless.
"Disappointed? What should I be disappointed in? ”
Zhang Ye looked at Ao Lie in surprise and shook his head again and again.
Looking at his appearance, Ao Lie couldn't help but wonder in his heart, "Could it be that this kid was born to be a father to take care of the child?" ”
Ao Lie really couldn't understand Zhang Ye's thoughts, and after thinking about it, he didn't bother to think about this kind of thing anymore. In his opinion, Zhang Ye chose to take the path of assistance, although he did not have much improvement in his combat power, and it was easy to be beaten all over the ground when he met a master of the same level in the future, but this was no better for his children.
Because according to ordinary people's understanding, when Zhang Ye cultivated the Imperial God Tianjian, then he became a professional nurse in the game, and he was also a particularly powerful milkman. Bless allies and weaken enemies is a good trick, even if it is necessary to pick up a knife and cut people.
But Zhang Ye didn't know.
If he knew, he would definitely have to ask for a more aggressive exercise instead of this outright wet nurse exercise. It is precisely because of this kind of ignorance that Zhang Ye will go all the way to the dark on the road of nursing children in the future.
"In that case, let's get started!" Ao Lie nodded at Zhang Ye.
"What?"
"I'll teach you to cultivate!"
"Now?"
"Idiot boy, why don't you get down on your knees and thank you? To have such an opportunity, you have simply walked the luck of eight lifetimes. Seeing that Zhang Ye was still stunned, Prime Minister Gui really couldn't stand it. So he reminded.
"Get down on your knees and give thanks?"
Hearing these words, Zhang Ye almost fainted. Although he has experienced so many things, he has accepted Ao Lie's identity in his heart and knows that he is telling the truth. But don't say it's him, even if it's any other person, I'm afraid he doesn't have the concept of 'kneeling down and thanking' in his head, even if this person is the Dragon God King who pushes the invincible hand of the heavens and all worlds in his mouth.
"Damn, don't think that wearing a golden dragon robe is really a good pen, and when Lao Tzu has the opportunity in the future, he will also get one. When the time comes, Lao Tzu will also be king. Zhang Ye muttered in his heart, and there was no movement on his body.
"Forget it. Forget about this etiquette! ”
Ao Lie shook his head, indicating that he didn't mind.
But then, Prime Minister Gui threw a 'count of 'you are lucky' to Zhang Ye.
And hearing this, Zhang Ye also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. To be honest, if Ao Lie had to thank himself, he really didn't know what to do. Ao Lie can say such things like this, which is undoubtedly a lifesaver for Zhang Ye.
"Thank you!" After thanking him, Zhang Ye stood up straight quietly.
Nodding slightly, Ao Lie spoke again.
"Let's get started! I don't have much time. After speaking, Ao Lie didn't care about Zhang Ye's reaction, and directly began to talk about what was recorded on the Imperial God Heavenly Book.
Since the Imperial God Tianjian was taken out by Ao Lie, he had already cooked this secret book by the back, so he didn't need to read it at all, and he could directly explain the various difficulties in it in simple terms.
But Zhang Ye doesn't know!
No matter how plain Ao Lie said, no matter how simple it is, he can't understand it at all.
Because he didn't have any cultivation foundation at all, he could only understand a little bit of what came out of Ao Lie's mouth.
Anyway, he didn't understand a word about how to cultivate and how to break through the techniques, but he understood some of the divisions in cultivation.
To put it bluntly, the entire cultivation system was divided into nine levels in detail by the predecessors and ancestors, also known as the upper third order, the middle third order, and the lower third order. Cultivators of the upper third order can already live forever, and the lifespan of cultivators of the middle third order is very long, as for the lower third order...... That's the lowest level of ants that are still pursuing immortality.
"Do you understand what I'm saying?" When Ao Lie talked about the problems in cultivation, he spoke quickly, but he spoke clearly, and there was no problem that he was afraid that people would not understand.
But......
"I don't understand!"
Zhang Ye shook his head and said a little helplessly.
"And what do you understand?"
After all, it was the first time for Zhang Ye to hear this kind of thing, so Ao Lie didn't expect him to understand everything he said.
But then Zhang Ye replied, but he almost made him want to beat people.
"I understand what you said about the division of realms!"
"What about the others?"
"I don't understand!" Zhang Ye shook his head righteously,
"You ......"
Ao Lie pointed at Zhang Ye, so angry that his head was beating with bruises.
"You can't blame me, I've never been exposed to those things, and you're telling me that these things are almost the same as playing the piano to a cow."
"Forehead......" Ao Lie withdrew his hand and touched his forehead helplessly. Forget it, I'll tell you from the beginning. ”
"Wait!"
"What's wrong again?"
"A question occurred to me." Zhang Ye said with a serious face.
"Put!"
The meaning behind this word is 'if there is a fart, let it go'. Zhang Ye understood, but he didn't care, but asked with a tiger face, "I want to know, what will happen after those eggs hatch?" Is it a dragon? Or ......"
I thought Zhang Ye was going to ask some great question, but I didn't expect it to be this. Ao Lie took a deep breath, glared at him, and roared, "Of course it's a dragon!" Is it still a chicken cub? What do you think I would be a descendant of a dragon god king? ”
"Is it really a dragon?"
"Nonsense!" Ao Lie couldn't hold back any longer, and asked through gritted teeth, "What the hell do you kid want to say?" ”
"Do you think it's reliable for me to raise ten dragons at home?" Zhang Ye was about to cry, spread his hands, and said aggrievedly.
Just kidding! Raising a dragon at home? If someone finds out, I'm afraid I'll be arrested and sent to slice before I can raise it. Isn't this a cheat?
"Stinky boy, I thought something was going on. It turned out to be this kind of" Ao Lie suddenly realized, "Don't worry, it is absolutely impossible for these children to return to the dragon body before they become adults, and their mothers are human races. Before adulthood, the purity of dragon blood in the body is not enough, and it is impossible to turn into a dragon. But when you become an adult, it's fine. ”
"Oh......" Zhang Ye was also stunned, and then his face was full of doubts, "It's just...... When will humans be able to lay eggs? It's still so big! ”
Ao Lie's face turned dark when he heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he wanted to slap this girl to death directly.
You're an uncle! If you want to take the child, you can take the child, where is there so much nonsense?
If he hadn't relied on Zhang Ye in the future, I'm afraid he would have pinched this guy to death a long time ago.
Sensing that Ao Lie was about to get angry, Zhang Ye shrank his head.
Obediently, this old boy is really not simple, he really deserves to be the Dragon God King! Usually this guy looks kind, but he knows that the fire is so fierce, it seems that he can't talk nonsense, otherwise he will have to be killed by this guy.
"Forget it, let's leave such an esoteric biological problem to those scientific apes to solve! You go on! Zhang Ye stretched out his hand, and it was Ao Lie who continued to explain those things about cultivation.
"Talk!" Ao Lie's eyes widened, and he wanted to swallow this kid alive in one bite. "I'm so angry now, I don't want to talk about it!"
"Confused?"
Zhang Ye's eyes widened and he looked at Ao Lie, his face full of disbelief. What the hell is this a liar? If this can be confused, then don't be the dragon god king, let me count it directly.
Of course, Zhang Ye would not say this, otherwise God knows if this middle-aged uncle would kill himself.
"These things are for you. See for yourself! I don't have time to grind with you here. After speaking, Ao Lie raised his hand and prepared to nod to Zhang Ye's eyebrows.
"Damn, come back?"
As soon as he saw this, Zhang Ye screamed strangely, and his whole body exploded. Grandma, the old turtle a few days ago made Lao Tzu's head still hurt, and you are here again? You've discussed it and can't get along with Lao Tzu sincerely, right?
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye instinctively thought of dodging.
It's just that he, an ordinary person who doesn't know anything, how can he hide? Even though Ao Lie's movements didn't look fast, he still pointed at Zhang Ye's eyebrows accurately.
"Boom ......"
It was as if someone was holding a broken copper Luo and knocking it in his ear, and Zhang Ye felt dizzy for a moment.
"The surname is Ao, Lao Tzu remembers you, and Lao Tzu must marry your daughter as a wife in the future. I'm mad at you then. Before fainting, Zhang Ye roared in his heart.