Chapter Eighty-Eight: Eating Meat in a Big Bowl and Drinking Wine
"It turns out that my brother is my own person, why didn't I say it earlier." Seeing Chao Gai of Song Jiang's letter, the original iron blue face also eased at this moment, in the eyes of this Chao Gai, although the person introduced by Song Jiang is not a descendant, but it is much closer than coming up the mountain out of thin air.
"Hehe, I was patronizing the fight for a seat just now, and I forgot about it." Pretending to be stupid is Zhou Tian's old business, coupled with Wu Dalang's honest face, it also makes Chao Gai feel like a sincere person.
"What happened to my brother just now, it stands to reason that our female dependents on Liangshan should not have this kind of treatment." Chao Gai, who came slowly, although there was still a bit of blame between these words, but the tone of his speech was almost like a half-joke, it seems that Song Jiang's letter of introduction did play a big role, and it was easy to do things if it had a relationship.
Zhou Tian pondered his emotions for a while, and said with a wry smile, "Don't hide it from my brother, I am a little afraid of the little brother, if the little brother is alone, there will be nothing in this palace, but as soon as I enter the door, the little brother ...... Ay. ”
Seeing Zhou Tian's bitter and hateful appearance, Chao Gai was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "It turns out that my brother has something unspeakable, but I don't want such a mother-in-law, if my brother is interested, you can find another one on the mountain, or go to the bottom of the mountain to grab one, and be the lady of the village, who is more virtuous than you." ”
"You are inducing me to take a second wife, although this matter can be considered, but with my 'five short body' is to get the princess home, and I have to watch it, by the way, look at you like you are very strong, why don't you look for a wife, then "Water Margin" says that you don't have a wife until you die, you usually gather so many brothers honestly, what is this for, it is worth studying, it is worth studying......" Thinking of this, Zhou Xia subconsciously took a step back, this old virgin seemed to have touched my hand just now......
"Brother, what's wrong?" Chao Gai saw Zhou Tian slowly retreating, and his eyes were full of horror, and he couldn't help but care.
"Uh...... The younger brother does not agree with his brother's words, the younger brother thinks that what husband and wife want is affection, not just the joy of fish and water, if there is no emotion, no matter how virtuous the wife is, no matter how gentle it is, it is useless. "It's the same between brothers, especially abnormal brothers, we haven't reached that level yet, don't look at me with that kind of longing look......
"Brother is a loving person...... I Chao Gai is also a person of great affection, but what I value more is brotherly love. Chao Gai smiled at Zhou Tian and said, "Brother, I'm not provoking your husband and wife, this woman is clothes after all, and brothers are siblings......"
"yes, yes, I don't know if you used your left hand or your right hand for the first time, brother." Zhou Tian felt that this topic could not continue, and before Chao Gai could react to Zhou Tian's meaning, he listened to Zhou Tian again, "Brother, my little brother hasn't eaten since the morning, can we start eating first." ”
"It's my brother, I'm negligent." Chao Gai slapped the table and shouted loudly, "Come on, prepare a banquet and pick up the wind for a few brothers." ”
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This bandit drinks wine and eats meat in a big bowl, today Zhou Tian is an experience, the drinking bowl is bigger than the basin, you are embarrassed to drink with people with a small wine jar, Zhou Tian only drank a bowl and really couldn't drink it, if it weren't for these people drinking with Wu Song, the amount of water is good, it is estimated that Zhou Tian can't even drink a bowl of wine. As for the meat, it is bigger, and the small one has to have five or six catties, which is almost as big as last Sunday's head, and it is very greasy, this piece has to be eaten, and it is estimated that there is no need to eat again for three days and two days on Sunday.
For this kind of big scout big bowl of drinking, obviously Zhou Tian is not very adaptable, but Wu Song and Lu Zhishen are very happy to eat and drink, needless to say, the two of them in ten bowls and eight bowls drink as if they are playing, and the pig's head meat as big as a pig's head (is it a bit exaggerated) can be eaten in one bite.
"The Sprinkle family hasn't been so painful for a while." Lu Zhishen held a sauce elbow in his left hand and a washbasin in his right hand...... Well, it's a wine bowl, and he laughs very comfortably.
"What's the situation, it sounds like I've been hungry for you for the past two days." Zhou Tian looked at Lu Zhi, who was dancing and had already mingled with those bandit leaders, and thought angrily, "Two pieces of meat will fight you over, damn, your position is too firm, you look at Wu Song's ......"
Wu Song's virtue is not stronger than Lu Zhishen at this time, his head is buried in the wine bowl, and he is still hooking up with the three Ruan brothers, and they are having a lot of fun, this is really ...... Hey, this is the life that Wu Song and Lu Zhishen yearn for, and they are a little wronged by these words of their own.
Zhou Tian found that Lu Zhishen and Wu Song did have a brotherly relationship with these bandit leaders, and after a few bowls of wine, all the previous unpleasant estrangements disappeared, this is the so-called hero, so it seems that he has a small belly.
Of course, everyone's surname is different, and no one can be asked to be as bold as Wu Song, among the current Liangshan people, there is only one Lin Chong who drinks and eats meat to show off his temperament, and Wu Yong, who is dressed up in a show, is obviously also a bold character, don't look at the little frail and can't help it, but drinking wine and eating meat is no worse than anyone else.
"Brother Lin Chong, thank you for today's incident." Zhou Tian staggered to Lin Chong with a wine bowl and thanked him. The reason why Chao Gai suddenly changed his tone today, he was not afraid of the three of them, and this Lin Chong was in a stalemate with himself and Chao Gai at that time, and Chao Gai was already ready to issue an eviction order, but it was precisely because of this Lin Chong who stood up from the chair and showed his attitude towards Zhou Tian and others that Chao Gai changed his mind, although Zhou Tian was not afraid of Chao Gai because of Song Jiang's letter of introduction, but after Lin Chong's statement, the role of the letter of introduction was greater.
"I'm just helping Brother Zhishen." Lin Chong smiled calmly and said, if it weren't for the hemp on that face, that smile would still be charming, you said that Lin Chong's wife ran away for Gao Yanei, could it be because of Lin Chong's hemp face......
"No matter who my brother helps today, but my brother's kindness, I, Wu Dalang, have written it down, brother, I respect you." This has to be closer to the relationship, no matter who owes whom, we have to find a grease to enhance friendship.
"Since the brother is coming to Liangshan to join the gang, he will be a brother from now on, don't mention any kindness or anything like that." Lin Chong picked up the wine bowl on the table and drank it all.
"Okay, Brother Lin Chong, we will be a family from now on." The set is almost, the set is almost, and I am still counting on you to follow me in the future, right to your Lin family gun......