Chapter 374: Follow the heart and kidneys
Mo Ling pulled Qu Shuang to the stone bench next to him and sat down, organized his language, and asked, "Xiao Shuang, what do you think about the curtain?"
"I want to sleep with her, very much. ”
"Well, let me tell you, you like her, you don't want to sleep with her. ”
Qu Shuang tilted her head and looked puzzled: "I want to sleep with her on the premise that I like her, if I don't like her, I can't even look at her, let alone stick a cold face to a cold ass!"
"Well, that's true, but one thing you're wrong about is that what you think you like is actually love for her, love, you know? ”
"What's the difference?"
"If you love someone, you will try your best to win her heart, get her attention, you will always think about whether she is doing well, whether she is happy or not, her mind is full of her all day long, her heart will beat and her face will be red when you see her, you will be interested in those before you... Uh, do you have any of these thoughts?"
Qu Shuang touched her chin and thought carefully, "It doesn't seem to have a feeling of blushing and heartbeat, no, no, there will be yes when you do something indescribable." ”
Mo Ling: "......"
He helped his forehead, sighed, and continued to do ideological work: "It's not that time, it's the usual time!"
"No, but when you meet a beauty who is difficult to hook up, you will find a way to get his attention, such as leaving the song, and the one who kills a thousand knives, except for the two of them, everyone else is very good to hook up, just follow me in a few words. ”
“...... That's right, so your behavior of pouring the curtain on Nangong is like it, if you don't like her, you won't spend time on her. ”
Qu Shuang heard it in a fog, "Xiao Momo, why do you want to distinguish your likes from sleeping people so clearly? I like her and want to sleep with her, isn't this normal!"
Mo Ling snorted twice, a normal ghost!
"Then let me ask you, if you sleep in Nangong Tilting Curtain, what do you want to do with her in the future?
"Let's ...... together" Qu Shuang thought about it carefully and shook her head, "No, she's so cold, I have something wrong with her!
Mo Ling cursed in his heart, and said speechlessly: "Xiaoshuang, your idea is very dangerous, you will regret it." ”
"What do you regret? There are so many beautiful men and women in the world, and I'm not the only one who has them?"
"Eh, have you ever thought about not sleeping with other people for Nangong, that is to say, if she agrees to sleep with you, you will only sleep with her in the future, and you will not be in a situation everywhere. ”
Qu Shuang shook her head again and again, "For me, sleeping alone is boring, and it is fresh to change from time to time." ”
After hearing this, Mo Ling raised two middle fingers in his heart, special meow, this merry ghost!
"Xiaoshuang, let me tell you, anyway, you are tempted by Nangong, if you want to chase her, be serious, don't just want to sleep with her, show some sincerity. ”
She didn't know how to persuade her, this merry ghost was too deep-rooted, and she could only wait for the great god to slowly discover the difference between going to the heart and going to the kidneys.
"I'm not sincere enough? I've said good things for a day! I don't know what you mean by motivation, I only know that I Qu Shuang can't sleep in this life, Nangong pours out the curtain and vows not to be a person! Then abandon her fiercely to avenge her for snubbing me today!"
“...... Then you go for it. Mo Ling hung the dead fish eyes and said twice, don't regret it then.
At this time, a few people playing with the car came back, and Qu Dashen's attention shifted to the jeep, and he looked at the car in a hurry.
And Chu Lang got out of the car and sprinted to the big tree at a speed of 100 meters, and then vomited his heart and liver, while roaring, the jeep will not sit in this life.
The two little ones were still playing, shouting that they still wanted to play, Mo Ling asked Emperor Tianjue to take them for a ride, and then pulled Nangong Tianhuang aside.
"What's the matter?"
"Little Bird, what do you think about homosexuality?"
Nangong Tianhuang was silent for three seconds, and then exaggerated his hands on his chest, "Okay, you, I treat you as a sister, you actually want to be on me!
"Fuck off! Labor and management also like men, okay?"
"Hey, just kidding, what's wrong?"
"Qu Dashen has taken a fancy to your little sister, in case she does anything wrong to your little sister next, and in case your little sister also takes a fancy to the great god, I am afraid of stimulating your little heart, so I will report to you in advance. ”
Nangong Tianhuang shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "I am very open, I am open to homosexuality, if I really love each other, I will let them be, but do you think that with the temperament of the old sister, she will look at the great god of Qu? She especially hates amorous women." Also, she's straight. ”
"Who is accurate about this kind of thing, maybe it will be bent straight upright, don't underestimate Qu Dashen's bending technique. ”
"What's the matter, do you still want to help the great god bend my old sister?"
Mo Ling shook his head, "Whether the two of them are destined or not, it mainly depends on the great gods, and others can't mix up feelings." ”
Also, she really feels that the great god is pitiful, and she hasn't met the true heart after sleeping with so many people, and now she doesn't understand that she has moved her heart.
Poor baby, there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, this is the retribution of the merry, whether she can go down with Nangong can only depend on herself.
Nangong Tianhuang: "By the way, the news of my brother-in-law's coming to the capital is now known all over the city, and there are also rumors about you "taking care" of him, I'm afraid something will go wrong if it goes on like this, do you want me to stop it?"
"Let's take a look again, anyway, they only know the news of the Demon Venerable's arrival, and they don't know who he is, and the people who broke the news don't seem to want to announce the sullen identity, the people are just terrifying of his strength, if they don't see him move for a few days, the rumors will automatically subside. Mo Ling said.
The way to stop the rumor is to ignore it, and when the people's fear has passed, if the birds are mixed in, they may not know what the people will say.
As for them......
Sighing heavily, that's all, she has already admitted how else can she stop it?
There is also a comparison of the sullen goods, deliberately admitting that the matter of raising is just to use the rumors to put pressure on her father and let them get married as soon as possible.
I have to say that Wei Ying is really a god assist...
Why did she admit it?
It's because of what she wants to do, even if she doesn't admit it, he will change the law to make the relationship between the two unclear, so it's better not to bother with that effort.
There will definitely be some bad remarks, but it's okay, anyway, people have a mouth, except for eating, it's used to gossip, she doesn't mind.
After muttering in his heart, he looked at Chu Lang, who was still spitting out loudly, and his eyes flew sideways.
This cargo turned out to be motion sick, obviously it was light and fled, why didn't you get dizzy when you jumped up and down?
In the following time, Ah Jin and Qu Shuang were completely attracted by the car, and they kept lying in the car and letting Di Tianjue take them for a ride, especially Ah Jin.
I was surprised by the jeep in my heart, and I was also interested in learning to drive, and the more I learned, the more I was amazed by the peculiar structure of the car, and asked Nangong Qianhuang vigorously, where did I get this car, can I tell him the address, and he also wants to buy one.
In this regard, Nangong Tianhuang casually said a few words of panic and rounded up the matter.
Unconsciously, night fell, and after an hour or so of studying, Ah Jin had completely learned to drive, and his super learning ability made Mo Ling envious and jealous to the point of collapse.
It's just sullen, even Ah Jin learns so fast, she really feels ashamed as a modern person!
He kept casting jealous glances at Ah Jin, and he stared at the front of the car with dumbfounded eyes.
"What is this? Why does the night shine brighter, and brighter than a candle!"
Nangong Tianhuang explained: "There is no light on during the day, so it will not turn on, this is called a light bulb, which is used for lighting the car at night." Well... To put it simply, it is to convert the heat source of the sun into bright light through the special structure of the car, including the energy of the car, which also depends on the sun. ”
Ah Jin was half-puzzled when he heard it, but his heart was full of shock, there was such a strange thing in the world!
You can drive a car with the sun!
Staring eagerly at the car, there was a bright light called "want to possess" in his eyes.
"Nangong, we are all friends, you tell me which country this car bought from, if you tell me, I can promise you a condition of anything, even if I want all my net worth, I will give it to you. ”
Mo Ling was a little amused when he heard it, it seemed that Ah Jin really liked jeeps, and he used all his net worth to exchange an address......
Nangong scratched her head in embarrassment, she didn't know how to go back to Dahuaxia, how to tell Ah Jin?
"What, I didn't intend to break into a remote country when I was young, and I didn't remember the route, how many years have it been, and the already vague route has long been forgotten, Ah Jin, it's not that I don't tell you. ”
Ah Jin shook his head in disappointment, looking at the car with blank eyes, it was the first time that he wanted something so desperately, but he couldn't buy it...
"Well, is this good, before the end of the exchange meeting, how about I lend you my car to drive?"
Ah Jin's eyes lit up, and he rushed to her with a "whoosh", and held her hand excitedly, "Don't lie to me!
If he can't buy it, he can find a few mechanics and dismantle the car and do it himself!
Nangong Tianhuang silently withdrew his little hand and said with a dry smile: "The empress said that ten horses are difficult to chase..."
It's just to borrow a car, so excited to dry hair, and not to marry her sister...
"By the way, don't dismantle the car, you have to use special tools to disassemble it, even if you disassemble it without tools, you can't install it, then the car will be scrapped, as for the tools, I don't have them." ”
"Okay. Ah Jin shook his head and regretted, yes, he couldn't even do it himself.
"You're telling me how to use the car at night. ”
"Okay......" The corners of Nangong Tianhuang's mouth twitched, Nima, can you let her eat first, it's been an afternoon of teaching, okay!
After complaining in my heart, I resigned myself to explaining the simple usage of the car, including how to turn on the lights, how to play music, how to use wipers, open the trunk, adjust the back of the car, and so on.
After finishing speaking, it was already dark, Ah Jin didn't stay away, studied the car with great interest, and said that he was going to spend a night with the car today...
Nangong Tianhuang was so hungry that his stomach twitched, and he waved his hand and walked towards his palace.
Mo Ling and Di Tianjue, with two small ones, plus Chu Lang Qushuang and two rubbing rice, also left to go to the small palace of Mo Kingdom.
Leaving Ah Jin alone to get drunk on the car, he simply regarded the car as the immediate sense of the newlywed daughter-in-law...