"You put .......!" Tang Xueyao opened her mouth, but she couldn't shout that word.

"You say I'm farting, right, what's this, none of us fart, don't you fart?"

Tang Xueyao is a girl after all, where can she stand Ye Tian said this, she stood up angrily, didn't even say a word, turned around and left. Ye Tian crossed his legs and said slowly: "I also said that you want to help your second uncle, it turns out that this is how you help, don't avenge your second uncle, I don't know what your second uncle will think after he understands it!" ”

Ye Tian's words really had an effect, Tang Xueyao had already stood up to leave, and after hearing Ye Tian's words, she sat back in her seat, but Tang Xueyao's eyes looked directly at Ye Tian, and it was clearly seen from Tang Xueyao's eyes that she was very angry at the moment.

"Don't be angry, drink a cup of herbal tea to quench the fire, waiter, give this beauty a cup of cold water to quench the fire!"

"Cool water?" Tang Xueyao asked.

"Oh, it's wrong, it's wrong, let's have a cup of herbal tea to quench the fire!" Ye Tian held the coffee cup in his hand, a sincere smile appeared on his face, and said, "Wife, don't be angry, who do you say we are with, don't you?" ”

Tang Xueyao opened her mouth, she wanted to scold Ye Tian a few more words, but she couldn't hold back her anger, Tang Xueyao understood that if she fought with Ye Tian like this, it would not be good. So it's not good to quarrel, so as not to be looked at as a joke.

Seeing that Tang Xueyao was not angry, Ye Tian had a brighter smile on his face, and said in his mouth: "Wife, look at this .......!" Before Ye Tian finished speaking, he heard Tang Xueyao say: "Don't talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with you, now you explain to me immediately, what is going on?" ”

"Explain it clearly, explain it clearly!" Ye Tian said, "I just overheard a phone call, it seems to be a phone call from your second aunt to a certain man, in the phone, your second aunt seems to have mentioned something about kidnapping, and said that she was sorry for her husband and her cousin, I knew so much!" ”

Ye Tian spread his hands out with a very innocent expression.

Ye Tian had already calculated Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, if Tang Xueyao heard this, even if she didn't believe what she said, she would doubt Li Qian's identity.

If Ye Tian followed Li Qian, it would not be very good, but if Tang Xueyao followed Li Qian, then the situation would be different. When Tang Xueyao heard Ye Tian say this, she snorted coldly in her mouth: "How is this possible, don't spread rumors here!" ”

"Am I spreading rumors, you can go and ask your second aunt!" Ye Tian said.

"Of course I'll ask my second aunt!" Tang Xueyao said that she was about to stand up again, but she suddenly thought of something, sat back in her seat, looked at Ye Tian, and asked, "Let me ask you something, if I saw someone fall from a high place and didn't fall to their death, would you believe it?" ”

"How tall?"

"Well...... It's about seven or eight meters tall! Tang Xueyao said uncertainly, "It should be such a high place, and when it falls, there is nothing to do, and you can still walk, don't you think it's weird?" ”

"Oh, seven or eight meters, then let me tell you that I have seen people fall from twenty or thirty meters and die, and just now, do you think I was bragging?"

"Yes!" Tang Xueyao said with certainty, "At that height, you will definitely fall to your death!" ”

"I'm going to say I'm bragging, but actually, that guy did jump from that height and it didn't matter, I think I should go to the rehab hospital tomorrow for a check-up, maybe I'm hallucinating something!"

"What about my second aunt?" Tang Xueyao asked.

"Of course it's not a hallucination, it's a real thing!" Ye Tian said, "I definitely didn't hear it wrong! ”

"I'll call now, if I heard it wrong, I'll know soon!" Tang Xueyao took out her mobile phone as she spoke, and was about to call Li Qian, Ye Tian held the coffee in her hand, and said slowly: "You are telling others what you know, just ask, there are fools who will tell you that I kidnapped my husband... Fool, sooner or later you will be sold to the Great Northwest and you will be stupid to give money to the people! ”

"Don't talk cool here, Ye Tian, if you have the ability, you can prove it to me now, otherwise, you ......!" Tang Xueyao didn't know what to say, but at this moment, she heard that not far from the seat where they were, the couple had a conflict, and the girl stood up and shouted: "You get out of here, if you don't roll again, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!" ”

After Tang Xueyao heard this, she looked at Ye Tian and said, "I...... I'll squirt you to death with a sip of soda! ”

"Okay, scolding is very powerful, you are about to become the starling who learns human language!" Ye Tian put on a look of disdain to fight with Tang Xueyao, and said: "It's not difficult to prove it, let's go, let's go meet your second aunt, maybe we can find some clues from your second aunt!" ”

After Tang Xueyao heard Ye Tian's words, she was really moved, her eyes blinked twice, and she said, "Are you serious? ”

"What do you mean for me to be honest, I told you everything, your second aunt has a problem, what is true, if you want to go over, go now, don't procrastinate!" Ye Tian said this, put the coffee cup in his hand on the table, and said in his mouth: "Let's go, let's go over now, don't forget to pay!" ”

Ye Tian walked out of the café, he walked to Tang Xueyao's car, raised his right foot, kicked the front wheel of Tang Xueyao's car, and said in his mouth: "This car looks good, Tang Xueyao, dare you let me drive it?" ”

"Why did you let it open!" Tang Xueyao said in her mouth, "This car is my mother's car, if you crash the car, then how can I explain to my mother, Ye Tian, do you have a driver's license?" ”

"Nope!" Ye Tian replied very simply, and said in his mouth: "I am now taking the driver's license test, and at present, I am still in the stage of driving without a license, but compared to those men and women who drive without a license, my driving without a license is much safer!" ”

Tang Xueyao glanced at Ye Tian and asked again, "Then how long have you been driving alone?" ”

"Well, let me do the math, one, two, three......!" Tang Xueyao saw Ye Tian snapping his fingers over there, Tang Xueyao couldn't help but ask, "Don't you know how long you've been driving, a month, two months?" ”

Ye Tian shook his head, and Tang Xueyao asked again, "One week, two weeks?" ”

Ye Tian shook her head again, Tang Xueyao's lips were about to turn O-shaped, her eyes looked at the four fingers that Ye Tian had erected, and said in her mouth: "Don't you tell me that you drove alone for four days?" ”

"To be exact, it's just four minutes, that's when the coach is not there, I drove it alone, in fact, there is nothing, in my opinion, this minute is the same as an hour, Tang Xueyao, do you mind letting me drive for you?"

"Mind, I mind, Ye Tian, if you dare to drive my car, I will spray you to death with a sip of soda, where are you driving, you are obviously sending us to the morgue, I can't stand a man like you, Ye Tian, from now on, you talk to me less, lest I can't control my emotions!"

"Boring woman, isn't it just a joke with you, is it worth it?" Ye Tian opened Tang Xueyao's car door with a muttering mouth, and just as he opened the car door, Ye Tian suddenly asked, "Tang Xueyao, do you believe that I have a tailwind?" ”

"I don't believe it!" Tang Xueyao fastened her seat belt and said, "Hurry up and get in the car!" ”

"Then let me tell you that your second grandfather Tang Xuemao has clairvoyance, do you believe it?"

"Believe!" Tang Xueyao put on her sunglasses, her face turned to Ye Tian's side, glanced at Ye Tian, and said, "Do you have anything else to ask me later?" “

"Yes, then why do you believe your second grandfather but not me?" Ye Tian asked.

"Because I've seen my second grandfather's clairvoyant eyes!" Tang Xueyao said.

"Oh, I see!" Ye Tian nodded, and suddenly said in his mouth: "If I tell you that my master, your second grandfather, taught me his perspective skills, how would you react?" When Ye Tian said this, his eyes inadvertently glanced at Tang Xueyao's lower body.

Syllable!

Tang Xueyao slapped Ye Tian and said, "Indecent!" ”

"Thanks, I already know your reaction!" Ye Tian sat up straight, he tied the seat belt to his body, glanced at Tang Xueyao, and said, "Hurry up!" ”

"Of course I'm going to drive!" Tang Xueyao said, "You still need to say this, hooligan!" ”

"Is there any mistake, how can there be a wife in this world who scolds her husband for being a hooligan, Tang Xueyao, you must know that in this life, you are born as a member of our Ye family, and death is a ghost of our Ye family, so you accept your fate!"

"Think beautifully!" Tang Xueyao said disdainfully, "Ye Tian, I didn't take a fancy to you at all, I suggest that you dissolve the marriage contract as soon as possible, otherwise, you will regret it carefully!" ”

"Then I'm not afraid!" Ye Tian pursed his lips and snorted coldly: "I know what you mean by regret, Tang Xueyao, don't worry, if you do something sorry for me, all I can do is find out that man, Yan him, anyway, I already have a partner, whether it is him or not, I will be the first to castrate him!" ”

"Don't mess around!" After Tang Xueyao heard Ye Tian's words, she hurriedly said: "I don't have anything to do with him, even if I find someone to fall in love with in the future, I won't look for him, don't hurt him!" ”

"I don't care, as long as you find someone else to fall in love, I'll go to him for trouble, castrate him first, I don't know what the reaction will be, Tang Xueyao, do you know that I just learned a new skill from your second grandfather, that is, to make men unable to get an erection through certain medicinal materials, you can tell me, if I give those medicinal materials to your tutor, how will he react, I will be very excited when I think about it now!"

"You must not hurt him!" Tang Xueyao said.

"Then it's up to you to perform!" Ye Tian said, "I'm a very talkative person, it's not unreasonable, if you don't fall in love, I might think about it!" ”

"You're .......!" Tang Xueyao glared at Ye Tian vigorously, and said in her mouth: "You are a hooligan!" ”

"The name hooligan is very good, it's better than the blind stream, Tang Xueyao, you can call it whatever you want, I'm willing to hear it!"

"Perverted!" Tang Xueyao scolded again. 、

"Perverted? I may not, but, your governess is not necessarily, I heard that ladyboys in Thailand are still popular, you talk about it, will your handsome governess go to Thailand to choose to be a woman after he can't be a man, oh, I also heard that in ancient times, this man became a woman was very popular, for example, that Long Yangjun and the like are men to women, no, it seems that he is like a woman.......! ”

"Ah.......h As soon as Tang Xueyao let out a scream, he heard a "bang", Tang Xueyao's car and the car parked in front of him rear-ended, the car stopped, and a man in his forties got out of the car, he glanced at his parking space, it was not serious, but when he saw that it was a young girl who was rear-ended, his temper came up. After Tang Xueyao saw the crash, she also hurriedly got out of the car.

"How do you drive, don't you know how to read the road?" The man in his forties reprimanded Tang Xueyao.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" When Tang Xueyao apologized, she had already secretly scolded Ye Tian in her heart, if it weren't for Ye Tian's words to distract him, she wouldn't have chased the tail.

"How do you say to compensate, I'm a new car, I was hit by you like this, how much money do you want to take, the little girl is not old, she knows how to drive, it's not good to see, is this a place where you drive indiscriminately?"

The man muttered in his mouth, at this time, Ye Tian got out of the car, Ye Tian walked to the front of the car, and saw the place where he was hit, Ye Tian pursed his lips, and said disdainfully: "I think it's still something, so that's it!" Ye Tian said in his mouth, "Didn't you just hit the car?" It's not a big deal, are you making a big deal out of it, you want me to see, let's go and do our own things, and don't bother anyone! ”

"What are you talking about, you said that there is nothing wrong, don't you look at what kind of car I have, this is a Mercedes-Benz, I tell you .......!" Before the man finished speaking, he heard Ye Tian say in his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense with me, you say, how much do you want?" ”

"Why can't this cost 5,000 yuan, I still have to repair ......!"

"Five thousand, right, no problem, you move the car for me, I'll give you a driving ticket now!" Ye Tian said in his mouth, "How much money do I have, you said that you are in your forties, and you are crooked for five thousand yuan, you are not ashamed, is it still called money for five thousand yuan!" ”

Ye Tian said this, but gave the man to the town lord, and the man thought that Ye Tian was the rich lord, but then again, the five thousand yuan is really nothing in this society, and he really can't do anything. After the man heard Ye Tian's words, he looked at Ye Tian and said, "Seriously, you will really compensate me for five thousand yuan?" ”

"Of course, do I have to lie to you? You move the car for me now, let's go to the side to solve it, the road is still blocked here, we will solve it privately, I will go back to the car now and write the check, let's drive the car to the side first, that wife, you do it in the passenger seat, my check book is still in your driver's seat! ”

Ye Tian spoke like that, even Tang Xueyao thought it was true, let alone the man. The man in his forties was not suspicious, and did get into the car to drive to the side.

Tang Xueyao also sat in the passenger seat, and when Ye Tian sat in the front driver's seat, he put on his seat belt. Tang Xueyao originally thought that Ye Tian was going to write a check when she came back, but when she saw Ye Tian stepping on the accelerator, she seemed to react, Ye Tian has been following her all the time, where is there a check, this is obviously a joke!

Just when Tang Xueyao just wanted to speak, Ye Tian had already stepped on the accelerator and started the car. He drove past the man and raised his middle finger at the man.

"Cool!" Ye Tian let out a loud sigh and said in his mouth: "The feeling of driving this is cool!" ”

Tang Xueyao only understood Ye Tian's plan at this moment, after making trouble for a long time, Ye Tian had already had such a plan, he just planned to slip away, and he didn't plan to compensate that man. Tang Xueyao said in her mouth: "You're not worried that person will sue you? ”

"Why did he sue me?" Ye Tian asked.

"You are violating the traffic rules, know that in that situation, both sides .......!"

Before Tang Xueyao's words were finished, she heard Ye Tian say in his mouth: "This matter has nothing to do with me, wife, you should know that this car is yours, and it has nothing to do with me!" ”

"You're ......!"

If there was a gun, Tang Xueyao would definitely knock Ye Tian out of holes all over her body, she would never have thought that there was such a shameless man, and this man was still her fiancé.

But Ye Tian obviously wouldn't let her get the gun, he knew very well in his heart that if a woman was stunned, she could do anything.

Ye Tian's driving skills are really not very good, the Chevrolet is like a drunk person, staggering on the street, for the suppressed vehicles behind keep ringing the whistle, Ye Tian just said lightly: "I'm like this, what can you do with me?" ”

"Crazy, you're really crazy!" Tang Xueyao couldn't help but come up with this sentence.

Ye Tian didn't feel anything wrong because of Tang Xueyao's words, on the contrary, when he heard Tang Xueyao say that he was crazy, Ye Tian smiled and said, "Tang Xueyao, I haven't said the craziest thing yet, do you want to know what it is?" ”

"I don't want to!" Tang Xueyao said in her mouth.

"It's too late if you don't want to!" Ye Tian suddenly came out with this sentence, and just when Tang Xueyao didn't understand, Ye Tian leaned his lips over and kissed Tang Xueyao deeply on the lips.

Ye Tian was still driving, he did it like this, Tang Xueyao didn't care that she had been kissed by Ye Tian just now, and her mouth just shouted: "Crazy, crazy....!" ”

(To be continued)