Chapter 153: A Man Worse Than Me

Xiao Zhu really didn't say anything more, after seeing Tang Xueyao, Ye Tian didn't mention the 5% survival rate to Tang Xueyao, but asked, "Where are we going?" ”

"You don't have to worry about this, you just need to take the car!" Tang Xueyao drove the car, and she said: "You haven't made it clear to me, what are you looking for, you can tell me directly, I'll help you get it!" ”

"Well....... it's better for me to find this thing myself, I'm afraid you won't be able to help much!" As soon as Ye Tian's words came out, Tang Xueyao thought that Ye Tian deliberately didn't want her to help, and looked down on her, Tang Xueyao's competitive temper surged up, and she said unconvinced: "Ye Tian, don't look down on me, I can't do anything, as long as you say it, I will definitely be able to do it!" ”

"What a tough girl!" Ye Tian came out coldly, Ye Tian's words made Tang Xueyao a little confused, she looked at Ye Tian, and asked puzzledly: "Ye Tian, what do you mean?" ”

"I don't mean anything!" Ye Tian said, "I'm just saying it casually, I don't mean anything else, when I get to that place, I'll think about what you do!" ”

Ye Tianqiang held back a smile and refused to tell the matter in advance, then Tang Xueyao was thinking about saving his second uncle in his heart, and he didn't notice Ye Tian's expression, if Tang Xueyao noticed it, he would know that Ye Tian was snickering in his heart at the moment.

The place where Tang Xueyao went was a venue located in the suburbs, Ye Tian had not been there before, and he had not received these good education since he was a child like Tang Xueyao, this kind of horseback riding entertainment was not something that ordinary people could consume, or rather, it was not a project that belonged to ordinary people's entertainment.

Tang Xueyao is still very familiar with this place, after she arrived at the door, she took out the phone and called, and not long after, she saw the door open, and a man in his forties appeared at the door.

Tang Xueyao got out of the car and called Uncle Zhang affectionately with the man, Ye Tian looked at the way Tang Xueyao called the man, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "There is obviously a father-lover complex, look at the way she speaks, and Uncle Zhang is ....... ugly to death!" Ye Tian muttered in the car and didn't get out of the car.

After Tang Xueyao said a few words to the man, he turned around, beckoned to Ye Tian, and motioned for Ye Tian to get into the car, Ye Tian sat in the car and didn't want to get out of the car immediately, but Tang Xueyao had already waved his hand to him, Ye Tian had no choice but to get out of the car, he walked to Tang Xueyao and the man, the man in his forties looked at Ye Tian, turned his face to Tang Xueyao's side, and asked, "You said he wanted to find a stallion?" ”

Ye Tian heard how this man was so awkward, what did he call himself to find the stallion, Tang Xueyao saw a dissatisfied expression appear at the corner of Ye Tian's mouth, Tang Xueyao hurriedly said, "Uncle Zhang, let's go over and have a look!" Tang Xueyao was worried that Ye Tian would be angry, so she said this.

The man nodded and agreed, "Xue Yao, there is no problem in the past now, but I don't know what to do?" ”

Tang Xueyao didn't know, she had to look at Ye Tian, and saw Ye Tian laughing, and he said slowly: "I want to get Ma De's semen ......!" ”

As soon as Ye Tian said this, Tang Xueyao's face turned red all of a sudden, Tang Xueyao never thought that such a thing would happen, after a long time, Ye Tian was looking for the stallion to find the stallion's semen, Tang Xueyao couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground at the moment.

"I warned you a long time ago that you shouldn't say it, according to my calculations at the time, there was a theoretical 80% chance that it would give ......!" Before the little pig's words were finished, Ye Tian had already shouted at the little pig: "Don't say it!" ”

As soon as Ye Tian said this, he realized that the little pig was not here, but attracted the attention of Tang Xueyao and the man, and both of them looked at Ye Tian, wanting to know what the hell Ye Tian was doing.

Tang Xueyao was embarrassed to ask, but the man asked, "Horse's semen?" I haven't heard of any use! ”

"This is the ....... I developed recently!" Ye Tian laboriously explained, this kind of thing has never been heard of being used to make medicine, but the little pig just said that he wants that kind of thing, in Ye Tian's opinion, either the little pig is crazy, or he is crazy, he is really stupid to find that kind of thing, but since he is already stupid, then there is no need for him to worry about it anymore, so continue to be stupid!

Ye Tiansuo's surname doesn't matter what others think of him, he wants to get the semen of the horse.

However, it is not an easy thing to get the semen of the horse, the most important thing is that the horse has not reached the estrus period, how can it produce semen, unless it is ......., Ye Tian stood in front of the stable, just glanced at Tang Xueyao who was standing beside him, and saw Tang Xueyao blushing with shame, and shouted in his mouth: "Don't even think about it, I know that I said I would be responsible at the time, but how did I know that you wanted this thing, you perverted guy, don't think about anything, do you hear?" ”

"I didn't say I wanted you to come, wife, even if you strip naked, the horse liquid will not react, just like we look at the horses, have you noticed that in fact, the horses are not wearing clothes, they have always been [***] ......!"

Ye Tian said a few words, and he was no longer on the right path. After Tang Xueyao heard what Ye Tian said, she had already secretly scolded Ye Tian in her heart, just because only Ye Tian could help her second uncle in front of her, Tang Xueyao buried these in her heart, and waited to find a suitable opportunity to take revenge fiercely.

Ye Tian really didn't have a good idea in his heart, last time it was the little pig's idea, Ye Tian set his eyes on the man, hoping that he could have some good way, but, it turned out that he had no choice.

If this horse is not in estrus, it is not so easy to get its semen, Ye Tian has no choice, so he had to ask the little pig for help, after shouting the little pig seven or eight times in a row, he finally heard the little pig's voice ringing in his ears, "I'm not here!" ”

As soon as the little pig said this, it caused Ye Tian to laugh, and the little pig came out coldly, which showed that the little pig was ashamed to see people at the moment, and said it more directly, that is, the little pig was afraid of women, and there was a beautiful Tang Xueyao next to Ye Tian, and the little pig was naturally reluctant to come out.

Ye Tian wanted to pull the little pig's ear and tell him that Tang Xueyao would not see the little pig, the little pig is not an entity, and there is no need to worry about what others will think of him, but the little pig is a little pig after all, a genius theorist who always likes to measure something with the help of the so-called success rate.

Ye Tian didn't say these words after all, in Ye Tian's opinion, even if he said these words, the little pig would not listen, this is a psychological problem, not something that can be overcome by the surname, the best way is to let the little pig help, Ye Tian recognizes the ability of the little pig, although the little pig often puts on the appearance of a theoretical master, and likes to use numbers to talk to Ye Tian, but it is undeniable that many of the little pig's theories are correct, except for some very boring theories.

Because of this, Ye Tiancai thought of asking the little pig to help, but if the little pig saw that there was a woman here, he didn't want to show his head, so Ye Tian flashed to the side and didn't let the little pig see Tang Xueyao, and then said in his mouth: "Little pig, now there are no women here, you can say it!" ”

After hearing Ye Tian say this, the little pig finally said: "It's not that there is no way, according to my theory, ......!" Ye Tian knew that the little pig was about to put out his theory again, so he hurriedly interrupted the little pig's words, and heard Ye Tian say: "Little pig, you put down your theories first, I don't care what your success rate is, I just want to know how to get the horse semen I need now." ”

"It's not hard for me!" "I have a solution, but it's still theoretical, but I've got an important theory based on the frequency of sound waves, as long as it's ......!" ”

Ten minutes later, Ye Tian came back, and saw him take a black cloth, cover the stallion, and then ask for another piece of meat, put it under the stallion, Ye Tian stood outside, humming strange music in his mouth.

Tang Xueyao and the man surnamed Zhang both widened their eyes, they didn't think of what Ye Tian's purpose was in doing this, especially the man, and said to Tang Xueyao beside him: "Xueyao, what did this friend of yours do before, how do I feel that there is something wrong with his head.......!" ”

"This ......!" Tang Xueyao hesitated, she didn't know how to introduce Ye Tian, Ye Tian was like this, which made her very helpless, Tang Xueyao didn't expect Ye Tian to come like this, if she knew that this was the case, she wouldn't have come over, isn't this uncomfortable for herself?

But things have come to this point, and Tang Xueyao has no way out, she can only laugh and say: "My friend is very humorous, he just wants to make a joke!" ”

"I thought so too!" The man surnamed Zhang said, "I've never seen anyone who wants a horse's semen like this, especially my horses here, they are all excellent horses, how can it be easy to .......... no, no, I'll go to the bathroom!" The man glanced at Ye Tian before leaving, Ye Tian had already scolded the little pig in his heart, what is the little pig teaching, this voice reminded Ye Tian of the feeling of someone whistling when he couldn't pee when he was a child, not to mention that man, even Ye Tian himself felt like he was going to pee.

It's weird, but at this time, it's really up to the piglets. Ye Tian had already put all his hopes for curing Tang Yi on Xiao Pig, if even a theoretical master like Xiao Pig couldn't cure Tang Yi, then Ye Tian really had no choice.

Tang Xueyao was not particularly satisfied with Ye Tian's method, she didn't believe that it could be done like this, but something surprising to Tang Xueyao still happened, just when Tang Xueyao was about to turn around and leave here, she heard a strange sound, she was sure that the sound was not coming from Ye Tian's body, but from the horse, yes, it came from the horse, Tang Xueyao's cheeks flushed, she had already thought of what the stallion might be doing.

Although Tang Xueyao didn't want to admit it in her heart, she had to admit that Ye Tian was really capable, and Ye Tian could do all this kind of difficult things, but Tang Xueyao still despised Ye Tian in her heart to express her disdain for what Ye Tian was doing at the moment.

However, Ye Tian didn't care about Tang Xueyao's reaction, what he wanted now was to get what he needed, plus the "semen" of this horse, all the materials were ready, and it could be carried out below. After Ye Tian saw Tang Xueyao dodging, he went there and found what it wanted from the already rotten piece of meat.

Disgusting!

This was Ye Tian's first reaction, and it was hard for him to imagine what Tang Yi would do if he knew that there was such a thing in it. However, Tang Yi should thank himself, if it really works, he should thank himself for helping him regain his male surname.

It's just that Ye Tian's heart is extremely nervous, he doesn't know whether this is good or not, these are the ideas of the little pig, you must know that the little pig guy has said that the probability of success is very small, Ye Tian's heart is ready to fail, as long as there is not much expectation, there will not be too much disappointment.

The things were finally completed, and Tang Xueyao thanked his Uncle Zhang again, but the man surnamed Zhang felt a little absent-minded, he might be thinking about what kind of tricks Ye Tian was playing, before, he had never heard of such a way.

"Where are we going next?" Tang Xueyao asked.

"You put me down at the street corner, I want to prepare medicinal herbs, I don't need your help, I said in advance, I can't guarantee that I will be 100% successful, I just said, I will do my best, whether this is good or not, I can't guarantee it, however, wife, I can remind you in advance, you can't tell this matter, otherwise, even if this medicine is good for Uncle Tang's illness, I believe Uncle Tang will have a bad impression of me!"

Even if Ye Tian didn't say this, then Tang Xueyao knew in his heart that he couldn't tell this matter, if he let his uncle know about this matter, he would know what to do if he didn't want to.

Tang Xueyao nodded, and said, "Of course I know, don't say that I also know what to do!" ”

Tang Xueyao drove the car to the side of the street and put Ye Tian down on the side of the street, Ye Tian stood on the side of the street and did not rush to take a taxi back, but looked at the departing car, and muttered: "Actually, it's not bad to think about her!" ”

"I told you, you and her are destined to be inseparable!" The little pig's voice appeared out of place again, Ye Tian was startled by the little pig, and he immediately shouted: "Little pig, don't you come out for me at every turn, I'm timid, don't you know?" ”

The little pig looked very aggrieved, and said in his mouth: "I'm doing this for your own good, if you don't want to listen, then I don't have anything to say, in short, I just tell you that according to my calculations, she won't live to be twenty-four years old!" ”

Ye Tian didn't pay attention to the little pig, in fact, he had already heard from Tang Xuemao that the Tang family might have a catastrophe, including Tang Xueyao, although Ye Tian didn't want to believe that this was true, but at present, it seemed that this was indeed the truth.

"Little piggy, let's go back, we're busy tonight!" Ye Tian said, "I just want to cure Tang Yi as soon as possible!" ”

Ye Tian didn't say anything more, took a taxi, and returned to his home. Jiang Xinyi was still watching TV, and when she saw Ye Tian coming back, Jiang Xinyi shouted: "I'm so hungry, Ye Tian, it's time to cook!" ”

Ye Tian nodded, without a word of superfluous nonsense, he went to cook, which made Jiang Xinyi feel very incomprehensible, she muttered to herself: "What's wrong with this guy, didn't he often quarrel with me before, why has he become so honest now, is he preparing to give me a surprise attack?" ”

Jiang Xinyi tiptoed to the kitchen, what she saw was Ye Tian cooking, which made Jiang Xinyi finally breathe a sigh of relief, it seemed that Ye Tian was asking her, so she was so honest, which made Jiang Xinyi feel very comfortable, and it was good to be able to completely suppress Ye Tian. Jiang Xinyi sat on the sofa in the living room again, looking at the phone, urging Ye Tianyi from time to time to hurry up and get the meal ready.

After Ye Tian finished the meal and put it on the table, he beckoned Jiang Xinyi and said, "Miss, hurry up and eat!" ”

Jiang Xinyi came to the dining table, and after seeing the three dishes with all colors and flavors, her eyes looked at Ye Tian, and she said, "Hurry up and tell me honestly, what do you want?" ”

"Why are you asking me that?" Ye Tian sat at the dinner table, his eyes looked at Jiang Xinyi, and he said, "Could it be that making three dishes is an intention?" ”

"Of course, because I know you very well, how could you suddenly make three dishes, or you did something sorry for me, or you planned to do something sorry for me, no matter what, you have intentions, I have to be careful, I remember you are a big pervert!"

"Miss, since you said that I had an attempt, then I will admit that I have an attempt!"

"Sure enough!" Jiang Xinyi's eyes looked at Ye Tian, and she muttered, "I knew you had an intention!" ”

"My intention is to let you help me refine medicine, I have already mentioned this matter to you, I have prepared the medicinal materials, after you have eaten, you can refine it, the reason why I want to make so many dishes is that I hope you can replenish your strength, you must know that the matter of refining medicine is very tiring, this is my intention!"

"I see!" After Jiang Xinyi listened, she picked up the chopsticks and said in her mouth: "Since I have promised you, of course I will not regret it, and after I finish eating, I will help you refine the medicine!" ”

Ye Tian didn't eat, but looked at Jiang Xinyi, Jiang Xinyi found that Ye Tian was looking at herself, she stopped, looked at Ye Tian, and said in her mouth: "What are you looking at?" ”

"Miss Jiang, I just want to ask you a hypothesis, suppose one day, you fall in love with me, what will you do?" After Ye Tian finished speaking, he added, "I'm talking about assumptions!" ”

"It's easy, kill you!" Jiang Xinyi didn't think about it, and said: "I can't tolerate myself falling in love with a man who is worse than me!" ”

(To be continued)