(358) Heaven in the left hand, hell in the right hand
Fu Chenxue let go of her hand, wiped her mouth, and said with a smile: "Caterpillar?" I just ate it in one bite, and it tastes pretty good! ”
Lin Banxiang Bingxue is smart, she naturally knows what's going on, she straightened her clothes, gently tapped Fu Chenxue's forehead with her fingers, and said amorously: "You little villain, you will lie to your sister." Don't you have enough food at home, do you have to tease your sister? If she is seen, won't my sister die of shame? ”
Fu Chenxue laughed and said, "What is this? I'm going to eat it for another 300 years! Sister half-makeup, there's no one here, let me eat for a while, okay? ”
"Huh?" Lin Banxiang was startled, and said ashamedly and ashamedly: "Little villain, can't you be quieter?" Sister is afraid of you, don't get it here, when you get home, you can eat as much as you want, okay? ”
"A word?"
"Little villain, are you still afraid that I will run away?"
"Runaway? You are mine, no matter where you run, I will get you back from heaven to earth. You promised to stay with me for 300 years, and until that deadline comes, you'd better not even think about it! ”
Lin Banxiang was happy and afraid: "Three hundred years? If it goes on like this, I'm afraid it won't take three years, and you little villain will toss me to death! ”
Fu Chenxue smiled and said, "Don't worry, without my permission, even Lord Yama won't dare to touch you." I want to make Sister Half Makeup so beautiful all the time, and stay young for three hundred years! ”
"Youthful?" Lin Banxiang muttered, his eyes lit up with a strange light, "Chen Xue, how good it would be if my sister never grew old!" Sister doesn't want anything, as long as you stay with me, okay? ”
"Of course I'll be with you, I'll be with you for three thousand years, okay?"
Lin Banxiang sighed: "Little villain, you will make me happy!" Don't say 3,000 years, if I can stay with you for a hundred years, it is God's gift to me, what more can my sister ask for in this life? ”
The two walked outside the gate and saw Hu Anqing directing the staff to arrange the welcome scene. It didn't take much time, and a few cars flew over. The car stopped, the black fox Ji Feng and Yu Xuanji got down first, and then, Feng Yanran Qingying Clouded Leopard Qiu Bufan Ye Yu Balang Cao Yang Chen Hu Xiang Feifang Chao and Dou Haibo also came out, seeing Fu Chenxue, everyone gathered around excitedly, this one is called "Senior Brother", that one is called "Fu Boss", affectionate, really like a family reunion after a long absence.
Fu Chenxue introduced Feng Yanran and others to Hu Anqing and Lin Banxiang one by one, and introduced Lin Banxiang and Hu Anqing to everyone. Suddenly seeing Lin Banxiang, these young men who had just come out of the barracks were stunned on the spot, is there really such a beautiful woman in this world? The lazy style, peerless face, indescribable elegance and unrivaled temperament made them fascinated, and their nosebleeds flowed wildly, and they almost crawled to the feet of Lin Banxiang to bow and worship. Is this woman a nine-heavenly fairy who turns all beings upside down, or a goblin who eats people and doesn't spit out bones? Heaven in the left hand, hell in the right hand, seeing her, every man can't stop the blood of the beast, and taste the taste of ice and fire in a glance.
Ye Yu looked at Lin Banxiang at a loss, scratched his head, and suddenly said: "Sister-in-law, are you a fairy in the sky?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked on the spot. Feng Yanran scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, you call it that, aren't you changing your way to ask for candy from your senior brother and half-makeup sister?" Speaking of this, he looked at Fu Chenxue and said with a smile: "Senior brother, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, since the brothers all have this meaning, today's reception banquet will become a wedding wine, okay?" ”
Without waiting for Fu Chenxue to answer, Lin Ban said generously: "Okay, welcome everyone to my house tonight, Chenxue and I will definitely entertain everyone." Although a few glasses of thin wine are not a tribute, the gift still has to be received, and you will not congratulate empty-handed, right? In this way, the day before yesterday I saw a painting in 'Jubao Zhai', and I have been thinking about it, can you buy it and give it to me? ”
Feng Yanran shouted: "Sister Half Makeup, you're not real, right?" We haven't even drunk a drop of wine, so you reach out for a gift, don't you bring it with you? ”
Dou Haibo said arrogantly: "What is a painting worth?" Since my sister-in-law said it, we have to do big things, right? ”
Everyone nodded, and Fang Chao said, "Sister-in-law, what kind of painting did you say, we bought it and gave it to you!" ”
Lin Banxiang smiled and said, "'Ride a donkey and return to Situ'!" ”
Cao Yang interjected and asked, "I haven't heard of it, do you know who painted it?" ”
Lin Ban said: "Tang Yin! ”
"Who is Tang Yin?" Xiang Fei patted his head and didn't think about it for a long time, then looked at everyone and asked, "Is this person very famous?" ”
Balang said: "It doesn't matter if he is famous or not, isn't it just a donkey riding picture?" Before I joined the army, I saw a lot of donkey riders in my hometown, and it was not unusual. Why don't we get that guy to draw a few pictures on the spot for my sister-in-law to choose, and let's buy whichever one we like, wouldn't it be troublesome? ”
Feng Yanran slapped Balang on the head and shouted, "Boy, I don't know if it's okay not to talk nonsense?" Do you know who Tang Yin is, so you want to get him over? ”
Balang shouted: "I don't care who he is, as long as my sister-in-law wants, I will tie him up!" ”
Feng Yanran sighed: "Even if my sister-in-law is willing, he won't come!" ”
"Why?"
"Because he's dead!"
"Dead people? Belch...... How did I not know? ”
"Of course you don't know, five hundred years ago you didn't know where to feed!"
"Five hundred years?" Ba Lang was shocked and said, "You mean that Tang Yin has been dead for five hundred years?" My dear mother, that's not true, is it? ”
Everyone laughed, and Qingying shouted: "Tang Yin is Tang Bohu, who calls himself 'the first merry genius in Jiangnan', I have seen him!" ”
Everyone's eyes widened and they were shocked: "Have you really seen Tang Bohu?" ”
Qingying said indifferently: "What's so strange about this? Haven't you watched "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" starring Stephen Chow? ”
"I see!" Everyone suddenly realized, and the clouded leopard was dissatisfied: "You just made it clear that Tang Yin is the bastard of '9527' earlier, why do you want to scare people?" ”
Feng Yanran said worriedly: "Sister Half Makeup, "Riding a Donkey and Returning to Situ" is expensive, right? ”
Lin Banxiang smiled: "The price is not very expensive, only more than one million!" ”
Feng Yanran put her mind at ease and said with a smile: "If it is Tang Bohu's true work, more than one million is indeed not expensive!" A few of our brothers got together, and we should be able to take it out! ”
Qiu Bufan saw a smile on the corner of Lin Banxiang's mouth, his heart moved, and he asked, "Sister Banxiang, is that more than one million dollars or RMB?" ”
Lin Banxiang smiled and said, "It's not!" ”
Feng Yanran and the others' hearts "chuckled" and all of a sudden: "What is that?" ”