Chapter 305: I want to be idle for half a day......

Then he went in, and the blood gushed out. Net Bird Zijing sat on the sofa, painting a voice and telling Mo Chou the story of her own being by Li Guo: "I was in pain at that time! It hurt and my snot was running down. ”

Mo Chou sighed in surprise: "It still hurts...... But when I looked at Sister Xue, I didn't see anything unusual about her......"

Bird Zijing shook her fingers: "You don't understand this, who is Sister Xue?" That's a Tianzi naïve character, not to mention Li Guo, just stuff the plane tree outside into it, and she doesn't even make a call. ”

Mo Chou trembled, trembled for a while, and then looked at the plane tree not far from the window, his face pale.

At this time, Sister Xue pushed Mén in from outside with a bag on her shoulder: "Do you dare not arrange me like this?" Who said I didn't hurt, I just didn't shout. ”

Bird Zijing's eyes widened: "You don't even shout out so much?" You're still not a thing, are you? ”

Sister Xue glanced at Bird Jing, knowing that she was open-mouthed, so she didn't say much, just picked up a glass of water on the table and poured it clean: "After a day's review, I'm tired to death." I'll go take a shower first and wait until I'm out. ”

Bird Zijing sighed, and then continued with Mo Chou as if he hadn't heard it: "Then Li Guo's pervert said to me, 'You bear with it, it won't hurt right away.'" ”

"I shouldn't have listened to him then." Bird Zijing slapped the big tui in annoyance: "Guess what happened later." ”

Mo Chou stretched his neck and asked as if in response to the situation: "How did you ...... later?"

"Then he started moving." Toriko Jing made the index finger and thumb of one hand clasp into a circle, and then kept the middle finger of the other hand in and out of the circle: "This way." ”

Mo Chou moaned his stomach: "That...... How does it feel? ”

Bird Jing buckled his feet: "At the beginning, it was hot, swollen, and a little painful." Anyway, I'm not used to it, I don't believe you can put your fingers in it and try it yourself, let alone something the size of a large fire tui intestine. ”

Mo Chou shook his head quickly: "Don't ...... It's so dirty......"

"I feel the same way, too. Do you think that place can be clean? But that pervert, still go to tiǎn, and tiǎn's *** relish taste. Bird Zijing looked disgusted: "Comfortable is comfortable, but after the is over, I still come to kiss the old lady." I was so dizzy that I didn't react, and I almost threw up myself. ”

Mo Chou blushed and waved his hand again and again: "Don't talk about this...... Continue on. ”

Bird Zijing rubbed his nose with the hand that had just finished rubbing his toes: "Isn't he old tiǎn yours, the last time I peeped, I found that most of his tongue was inside you." ”

Mo Chou screamed loudly: "Don't say it!! ”

Bird Jing waved his hand stupidly: "Look at what you pretend." Where am I? ”

Mo Chou thought for a while: "Speaking of moving around......"

"Oh, yes. Moving around. Bird Jing said, taking a big sip of water: "I was very unaccustomed to it at the beginning. But don't say it, it really doesn't hurt very much. It's hot, it's hot. ”

Bird Zijing pointed to a place about seven or eight centimeters below his navel: "Here, it's hot here, and it's so hot that people's whole body is soft and numb." ”

Mo Chou frowned and thought for a while: "I'm afraid it's not poisoning, right?" ”

"Who knows." Bird Zijing leaned on Mo Chou's chuáng with all his backs: "Anyway, I didn't have any strength at the time, and eighty percent of them were poisoned." ”

Originally, Mo Chou's breathing airway has always been flat and stable, and his breath and breath are extremely rhythmic, even when he is fighting with people, he is not luàn at all. But now he is breathing, his breath is strong, his face is red, his ears are red, and his whole body is hot. But even so, she still stared at her eyes and listened with relish.

"And then......" Mo Chou couldn't wait to ask, "What other strange feelings?" ”

Toriko Jing rolled her eyes and thought, "Then I feel like I'm melting...... It's really this feeling. I forget what I said at the time, I must have shouted something anyway, haven't you heard my voice dumb now? And then I didn't know anything......"

Mo Chou looked at Bird Zijing with disappointment: "That's all?" ”

Bird Zijing shook his head, and his expression was vivid: "There is more." When I woke up, I don't know how long it had been. Anyway, I don't have any idea of a few minutes and a few xiǎo. But that pervert was still moving there, and I took a mo, and even the chuáng was wet in a big piece, just like niàochuáng. ”

You must have pouted sadly: "You are the most shameless." ”

"Fuck the shit." Toriko Jing scolded back: "Your niào is slimy?" If it's sugar niào disease, you'll be in a rush syrup. ”

Mo Chou stuck out his tongue: "Who knows if you are talented." Okay, okay, go ahead. ”

"I was so musy that I thought I was so refreshed, like eating a super spicy hot pot and then pouring a bottle of cold beer." Toriko Jing seemed to be recalling the feeling at the time: "There was a tremor on my body. ”

Mo Chou bit his mouth and twisted his eyebrows: "Why are you shaking?" ”

"I don't know, isn't this the first time for me?" Bird Zijing glanced at Mo Chou disdainfully: "And then I just reached out to that place and moo, I cào...... It scared me, it was hot. And Li Guo's sticks are basically all in. It's so long, it's all in. ”

Mo Chou stretched out his hand and gestured on Bird Zijing's belly: "Isn't that all to the navel?" ”

"Isn't it?" Bird Zijing pinched his xiǎo shrimp waist, which was less than one foot and six: "My waist is so thin, I pressed xiǎo belly with my hand, and I can get his stick through my belly." ”

Mo Chou also pinched his waist: "It must be a lie......

"Believe it or not." Bird Zijing rolled her eyes: "Anyway, I can still feel a jump at the time." ”

At this time, Sister Xue had already walked out of the bathroom with her hair wiped her hair, wearing a wide T-shirt and a boxer inner ku, and while mowing out instant noodles from the cabinet, she turned her head and said to Bird Zijing: "Don't tell Mo Chou about this, she is still xiǎo." ”

Xiǎo What Zijing glanced around Mo Chou: "You see that she is a thief." ”

Sister Xue shrugged, sat next to Mo Chou with instant noodles in her arms and asked Bird Zijing, "Just say if my brother has shè in it." ”

"Of course." Bird Zijing blinked his eyes: "I'm a fresh academic, and I don't eat yào without a condom." Anyway, it doesn't matter, if you get married, it's normal to be cào. ”

Mo Chou leaned into Sister Xue's ear and said, "What does it mean to not eat yào without a condom?" ”

Sister Xue pondered for a while, and took out a condom from her satchel: "Have you seen this?" I just don't wear this, let my brother's white thing go in directly, and I won't eat morning-after contraception. ”

Mo Chou nodded thoughtfully and looked at Sister Xue: "Then you wear this every time you and your brother do?" ”

Sister Xue nodded: "I'm not ready to be a mother yet." My pregnancy cycle was about five years, which was too long. Now is the time when my brother needs help. ”

Bird Jing clasped her nostrils and sat sideways on the sofa: "Anyway, I don't think it's as cool to wear that thing as it is to come directly." ”

"Then you're human now, aren't you?" Sister Xue jumped to Bird Jing's side, pulled off her clothes, and carefully checked the two wings on Bird Jing's back: "It seems that there is really no ......"

"No way." Toriko Jing let out a long sigh, "I'm a serious human now. Low-grade creatures are ...... Home mén unfortunate. ”

"I see what you're enjoying." Sister Xue glanced at Bird Zijing: "This qi sè, it's good to be moisturized." ”

When Bird Zijing heard this, she hugged Sister Xue's shoulders and shook it vigorously: "Do you want to play double flying at night?" ”

Sister Xue frowned and pushed Bird Zijing away: "Don't even think about it." ”

At the same time, Li Guozheng and Uncle Dante are lying on the nameless island of the Li family, wearing sunglasses, wearing huāku, basking in the sun, drinking sweet coconut water, and enjoying a rare vacation.

Surrounded by all kinds of monsters and monsters xiǎo girls. Li Guo was not very interested, but Uncle Dante frequently looked sideways, and quietly discussed some ugly things with Li Guo.

Xiǎo Aoi and Xiǎo Xin are busy enclosing territory on the beach, Xiǎo Aoi seems to be a natural paranoid, although she has just circled the ground, and almost in the blink of an eye, she will be trampled off the border, but she is happy to circle it over and over again.

xiǎo new is commanding next to him, wearing a pair of children's sunglasses, after two days of crazy play, the original white and tender skin has been tanned to the same as amber, and because it is also xiǎo, as long as she wears a xiǎo swim ku, everything is OK, anyway, no one can tell whether she is a boy or an nv child.

However, there is also a xiǎochā song during this period. It was when Xiǎo Shin and Xiǎo Aoi set themselves up as kings on the beach, that a xiǎo female monster with wolf ears on her head timidly came up to Xiǎo Shin and handed a love letter to Xiǎo Shin, saying that she wanted Xiǎo Shin to be her boyfriend.

xiǎo new girl cried on the spot...... Bitterly walked up to Li Guo and asked Li Guo to prove that she was an NV child......

And that xiǎo demon seems to be very resolute in not believing it, and finds the monster father and Li Guo theory. And this monster father seems to be a little lacking in heart, and he is desperate to set a baby kiss, saying that his own NV is unparalleled in the world and the elegance of the snow wolf, and it is more than enough to match the stupid xiǎo son of Li Guo's family......

Xiǎo's new sister's heart was broken, and while kicking Li Guo with Xiǎo's feet, she cried and complained that Li Guo had shaved her hair into a pot cover.

Of course, Li Guo felt that if the new sister of xiǎo was really a xiǎo boy, this mén family matter would also be decided. Bai Lao a daughter-in-law fu, this has to envy how many post-80s xiǎo couples. But the key problem is that Xiǎo's new sister is really a girl, and marrying Xing is really beyond the limit of Li Guo's patience. So he can only prove in every possible way that Xiǎo's new sister is actually not a boy, but the wolf demon who lacks heart and eyes is the same as him, he has no heart and no lungs, and he wants Li Guo to recognize this mén family affair in life and death.

Li Guo is in a difficult situation, and she can't take off the swimku of the new sister of xiǎo to prove that she is not a xiǎo boy. So I can only beg bitterly...... In the end, it was the she-wolf who ran over, apologized to Li Guo, and then evacuated the place with one in one hand.

And from that moment on, the new sister of xiǎo always remained vigilant, and once she noticed that a xiǎo monster of about the same age was approaching her, no matter what her intentions were. She would order Xiǎo Aoi to take a defensive stance, blocking the comer twenty meters away from her. and made several phone calls to her mother in Japan to complain about Li Guo's criminal behavior.

In the end, Li Guo really had no choice but to take her, so he racked his brains to go to a xiǎo swimsuit with huā edges worn by a xiǎonv child and put it on the new sister of xiǎo. And after Xiǎo's new sister put on the nv raw swimsuit, no one dared to come to propose marriage......

Of course, this is not that the new sister is not cute enough, but that the Li family has very strict protection measures for the family NVXING. And since Xiǎo Xin followed the surname Li Guo, Xiǎo New Sister, who has no blood relationship, was listed in the family tree by Guo Dad, the unreliable highest elder, and was on the list, and Xiǎo New Sister suddenly had an extra Shougong Sand on her wrist.

The shape of this Shougong sand is very special, as long as you have a little eyesight, you can see that this NV child is a descendant of the Li family. Before she was sixteen years old, any man who dared to hook up with her would be listed as an enemy by the Li family and hunted down by the whole family.

The monsters present have more or less one or another relationship with the Li family, even if they have no origin, they are quite afraid of the name of the Li family, even if the Li family's way is not as good as the original now, but just Guo Dad, who challenged the master of the mén faction besieging Shushan, already makes people tremble, not to mention the old ancestor of the croton who sat on the top of the coconut tree canopy and used coconut mane to weave xiǎo people......

After settling down, Li Guo finally got free. I can finally enjoy the long-term busyness and the stolen half of the day.

This bit of leisure is still thanks to Uncle Dante's blessing. When Uncle Dante came to look for Li Guo, it happened that Li Guo had just finished finishing Bird Jing, and he was struggling to bathe Bird Jing, who was lying on his stomach. He made a phone call to Li Guo and asked Li Guo if there was anything he could talk to, and he wanted to discuss with Li Guo the stupid question of making humans evolve.

Li Guo didn't think about it, so he told Uncle Dante the address of this place.

And to Li Guo's surprise...... Uncle Dante actually knew his father, and the two of them seemed to have had such a strange adventure, but neither Daddy nor Uncle Dante was willing to say more. In the end, Guo Dad only left a sentence: "This kind of thing, just talk to the current head of the family." After that, he fled in a hurry, and no one knew where he had taken refuge.

When Li Guo chatted with Uncle Dante with this question, the topic of the two quickly changed from how to change the world to when Dante was young, and Li Guo also knew the reason why Guo's father wanted to run away.

This reason made Li Guo laugh. It turned out that Uncle Dante was only less than ten years older than Daddy, and when Daddy was twenty years old, the two of them went around together, including the only NV leader of the KGB and a VV guardian knight of the Vatican...... Especially that NV knight, he still insists on defending his father like Yu...... Foolishly waiting for the return of his beloved.

Li Guo was cào in his heart at that time...... I really can't see that my dad looks like this now, there was still such a weird Yàn encounter back then, and even the NV knight could eat it thoroughly, no wonder he had to run away, otherwise he would be exposed, and he would be punished for kneeling on the computer motherboard when he went back at night.

A former peerless master, he was punished by his wife to kneel at night. If this is spread out, it will be a loss of face.

And Uncle Dante even went back to France to turn over an old photo. This is also the first time Li Guo has seen a photo of his father before the age of twenty-four. The father Guo in the photo looks very similar to Li Guo, but he is younger, carrying a long strip of cloth on his back, which looks like a nine-fold mountain and river from the shape. And standing to his left was the young Uncle Dante, who was really like Li Guo imagined, with a ruffian face. At the hands of both of them, there is a blonde ghost girl, and in the right hand of Guo Dad is still holding a strange young man wearing silver armor with a cross and a cross sword at his waist......

Well...... More than 20 years ago, it was a young NV, and now I'm afraid it's not already an old pearl yellow and a.

In the end, Li Guo replaced the photo with a piece of Baihuā Ning Yu, a specialty of the Li family, and an out-of-print handwritten golden bottle of plum and Uncle Dante, and collected it with a heart.

That's a big deal. Not only can it threaten Guo's father, but it is also a rare good thing for a photo collector like Li Guo. After all, when a son is an adult, he can still hear the affairs of his father when he was young, which is somewhat a thing to be proud of......

And this also reflects from the side the cow bi of the previous generation of Huā King, even this kind of làng can eat to death, in addition to not being able to cook, the other Xiuwai Huizhong is gentle and virtuous, and she is a good wife and mother. Can Bird Jing...... She just shouts, shouts, kills, and shouts that I want to, and she is one of the three peonies, and the difference is more than 10 million.

Happy times are always short-lived, and Li Guo's half-day leisure from half past ten in the morning to now has finally come to an end. Li Guo, who hadn't been so relaxed for a long time, finally remembered that he still had important matters to discuss with Uncle Dante.

And Uncle Dante seems to remember that he seems to have something important to discuss with Li Guo......

Almost at the same time, two people turned their heads sideways: "I said ......"

"You ...... first" Li Guo coughed: "The old man doesn't have much time to speak, you speak first." ”

Uncle Dante glanced at Li Guo: "It's so boring for you to talk to your father. I'm going to tell you that I have some literature on the newborn and how to deal with the newborn. And about the evolution system of my world, I rushed to make it overnight. ”

Li Guo thought for a while: "Actually, that's what I want to ask you...... Is that the plan you're talking about? ”

Li Guo said, pointing to a piece of paper nailed to a coconut tree not far away, the paper is parchment, as luxurious as you want. However, the original thing on the paper was barely legible, but it was painted with strange symbols by xiǎo new and xiǎo aoi with the lipstick they picked up, and temporarily served as the national flag......

Uncle Dante hugged his head and roared loudly.

"Oh...... No! ”

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