0424 Shame of the system
There are still too many questions about the system that I haven't figured out, and Tang Yan doesn't plan to go to the system to explain it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info\。 qВ5\\In the case of not getting enough information, even if you run to the system and make a lot of noise, it is unlikely that there will be any pleasant results.
However, if Tang Yan does not find the system, it does not mean that the system will not find Tang Yan.
Tang Yan was right, when he communicated with Lai Changyi, the system already knew all the contents, and the system knew all the information that Tang Yan could get from Lai Changyi. After making a preliminary judgment on Tang Yan's IQ and logical ability, the system believed that Tang Yan had known many secrets about the system that he should not know, and in this situation, the system's self-protection mechanism began to operate, and the system brought Tang Yan directly into the system space.
Originally, he was still driving well, but in a flash, Tang Yan saw that he had already gone to Luling to see the black girl who had really entered, and before the black sister could speak, Tang Yan was suddenly furious.
"you, an eighteen-generation ancestor! Lao Tzu is driving now, you dog|ri's system has brought Lao Tzu into the space? What the hell are you going to do? Lao Tzu refuses to communicate with you, and Lao Tzu wants to return to the real world. ”
Tang Yan's reaction was extremely fast, and his first reaction when he saw the system space was to know his situation in the real world, fortunately, when he and the system first signed the agreement, he was not like other people, and he was stupid enough to accept all the terms, but pulled with the system little by little, and finally signed the agreement to his own benefit.
For example, in the current situation, in the original system protocol, the system has the right to recruit hosts into the system space at any time. Please pay attention to this word, be at any time!
And when Tang Yan saw this at that time, of course he didn't expect that there would be such a situation, but he was purely unhappy with this rule. Tang Yan remembered very well that when the system announced this, he immediately scolded, "Malegobi, why do you want to see Lao Tzu?" Lao Tzu is the host, although this title makes Lao Tzu always have a sense of middle and second, but it means that Lao Tzu is the master. Don't you want to learn from the rabbits and say what the white spoon servants are, but you minions always ride on the head of the master! No way! Absolutely not! ”
The system had no choice but to modify this clause to change to the system only when the host is ready to enter the space, and the system has the right to bring the host into the system space.
The system has always been outrageous, but it's always been pretty good. You can conceal it, but you can't deceive, and you must do what you say, as long as Tang Yan finds a loophole, there will inevitably be a certain amount of compensation, and the degree of compensation depends on Tang Yan's shamelessness.
Therefore, after Tang Yan was brought into the system for no reason and immediately objected, the system could only helplessly kick Tang Yan out of the system space.
Back in the real world, Tang Yan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, less than fifteen meters in front of him, it was a large container truck that was only allowed to enter the suburbs of the city at night, the kind of hanging, the approved traction load is estimated to be more than forty tons, and the overweight of domestic trucks is normal, and Tang Yan doesn't need to look at Tang Yan to know that the container truck pulled by this car has to load seventy or eighty tons of goods. If this happens, let alone a head-on collision, even if it is rubbed, basically the little car rented by Tang Yan will fly out directly.
When Tang Yan saw the situation in the real world, he was only less than fifteen meters away from the container truck, and the speed on the computer had been marked to a speed of more than 80 kilometers per hour. Basically, as long as it happens, Tang Yan estimates that it will be completely wasted.
Fortunately, he extracted the skill of car driving, Tang Yan slammed the direction, slammed the brake to death, and then quickly let go, and the front of the car almost turned sideways. Immediately Tang Yan stepped on the accelerator suddenly, the car roared and rushed to the roadway, rode on the curb of the road, and stopped, and at this time, Tang Yan also clearly felt a chill on the back beam, and the container truck almost drove past the rear of his car.
"Paralyzed, you can drive?" On the container truck, the driver rolled down the window and cursed.
Tang Yan didn't bother to pay attention to the container truck driver at this time, but quickly pulled the reverse gear, returned the car to the normal highway, and after stopping the car, he began to reach out to stop the car.
After a while, Tang Yan stopped a taxi, and after getting up, Tang Yan directly handed the driver 300 yuan, and then said: "You go into the city first, and then run casually in the city, if I don't call you to stop, don't stop." ”
The driver silently took the money, overjoyed, in the middle of the night, in fact, basically the business has come to an end, just waiting for the dawn to hand over to the main driver. This inexplicably ran out of one to take a ride, of course the driver was happy, and the three hundred yuan was equivalent to earning for nothing.
"Young man, out of love?" The driver put the money down, and finally asked with concern.
But he found in the rearview mirror that Tang Yan had entered a state of straight eyes, looking out of the car window stupidly, without saying a word. The driver shook his head and sighed: "At this age, there will be such sadness, when you reach my age, you will have nothing to gain if you want to fall out of love." ”
With that, start the car and hit the road.
Tang Yan entered the system space, Hei Mei waited for him in the space, Tang Yan said directly: "Hei Mei, shut up, let that damn system come out and talk to Lao Tzu." ”
The system had no choice but to appear by himself, this time, he learned to be obedient, and did not use a shape that was somewhat similar to Tang Yan, but took the middle-aged man's style that can be seen everywhere on the street.
But Tang Yanyi 1ri didn't let him go, as soon as he beckoned, Tang Yan had an extra pistol in his hand, and Tang Yan was a sudden burst at the man who came out of the system, after the bullet was finished, he beckoned to get a submachine gun, according to 1ri, the bullet burst out in an instant, or was not relieved, and then beckoned, there was an extra bazooka on his shoulder, and a grenade whistled straight to the virtual man of the system, and directly blew up to the girl.
Looking at such a violent Tang Yan, Hei Mei was stunned and stupid, and Tang Yan was furious, when the system appeared in front of him again with a virtual image, and when he opened his mouth to speak, he rushed forward directly, slapped the system in the face, and directly put it on the ground.
"Lao Tzu, your eighteenth generation ancestor! You're trying to kill me, aren't you? Tang Yan scolded, punched and kicked without stopping, and quickly beat the system all over the body, and then Tang Yan Jingran in front of Hei Mei, and began to pull down the system's clothes, which made Hei Mei suddenly full of green hair, Nima, Tang Yan's taste became heavier, do you want to be strong|jiān system? Oh no, it's a chicken|jiān!
Just thinking about it, Tang Yan had already stripped off the system's clothes, and then, reaching out to summon a baseball bat, he didn't look at it, and stuffed the thick end into the system chrysanthemum...... "I'll strangle it, how much hatred is this?" "It's impossible for Heimei to know what happened to Tang Yan in the real world, she knew that it was all told to her by the system before, of course she wouldn't understand where Tang Yan's anger came from.
Even though the system is just a virtual image, in order to strive for realism, the pain still exists. Under the humiliation of Tang Yan's full firepower, the system also began to scream.
Tang Yan was not moved at all, and stuffed the entire baseball bat into the body of the system...... Well, well, this kind of virtual stuff has such a benefit, and if you plug it in, it will disappear. Then, Tang Yan beckoned again, this time it was a mace, Nima, this must feel great!
Looking at the black and thick mace, Hei Mei only felt that her chrysanthemums were a little torn, and Tang Yan was working tirelessly to shove the mace into the chrysanthemums of the system. That's pure Sai O, there is no back and forth at all, and it is squeezed in and out.
"Malegobi, you're enjoying it, aren't you?" Tang Yan scolded while stuffing, and beckoned, Nima, durian!
The durian also went in, followed by jackfruit...... "Damn, you can pretend to be o!" Again! Tang Yan beckoned again, this time, he was invincible!
Seeing that Tang Yan Jingran recruited an electric drill for piling on the construction site, the system couldn't hold back any longer, turned over and got up from the ground, turned around and ran, shouting while running: "Enough!" ”
"Enough for you Malegobi! Lao Tzu almost died, you know? Tang Yan grabbed the big electric drill, rushed up, grabbed the system, and pushed it to the ground, and then, the tip of the electric drill stretched into his chrysanthemum...... In fact, including Heimei, all of them understand that this kind of action is just venting their anger and cannot cause any substantial harm to the system. But considering that the system is an intelligent system, it can almost be regarded as having the characteristics of a part of the life form, and it is also shameful. Being done by Tang Yan like this, the sense of shame is far stronger than the pain caused to it, of course, in fact, there is no pain at all, anyway, it is nothing more than the chrysanthemum residue and then automatically repaired it.
"Nima Oa!" Tang Yan finally got tired, waved his hand to make everything disappear, and the system quickly returned to a normal appearance, just looking at his expression, it was more disgusting than letting him swallow more than 40,000 maggots raw, and his face was full of constipation.
"Why bother? You know it's not going to hurt me anything! The system said to Tang Yan carefully.
"Hurt you Magbi, Lao Tzu is willing! Bastard, you've learned to fucking kill you! If Lao Tzu had reacted two seconds slower, or if Lao Tzu hadn't changed this agreement with you in the first place, Lao Tzu would be dead now? Yang Du was killed by you in this way, right? You bitch! ”
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