No. 0170 The days of being chased and intercepted by beautiful women
"Hey, Meng Xinghui, don't dig it, you wait for me...... I can't keep up with you anymore......" Seeing that Meng Xinghui's two long legs were getting faster and faster, Dai Ziyan had to trot to barely be thrown too far by him.
Meng Xinghui originally wanted to leave and get rid of this chick, but occasionally looked back and saw her running out of breath but still chasing forward seriously, so he couldn't help sighing and stopped.
Alas, I'm still a little soft-hearted in the face of beautiful women.
"Teacher Dai, you seem to have one more class, why don't you chase me in the classroom? I said that I am not a student in this class, and I don't miss class if I leave......" Meng Xinghui shrugged his shoulders and said.
Dai Ziyan ran to him and stopped, holding her waist with both hands, panting, the two bulges on her chest rose and fell violently with her breathing, shaking Meng Xinghui's eyes.
It is said that some experts divide women's breasts into several types, including steamed buns, cones, apples, and bamboo shoots.
Dai Ziyan saw that his gaze was rolling on his chest intentionally or unintentionally, so she hurriedly hugged her hands and said angrily, "Where are you looking?" Men are all virtuous. ”
Meng Xinghui peeked at being discovered, not ashamed but proud, and said with a smile: "You can't blame men for their eyes, you can only blame God for making women too beautiful, Aristotle once said that the night gave men black eyes, and they used it to see the white female body...... Haven't you heard of this phrase? ”
Dai Ziyan's eyes widened and she said, "Did Aristotle say such a thing?" You're the hell of yourself, aren't you? ”
Meng Xinghui smiled: "You found out." ”
Dai Ziyan gave him a roll of the eyes and said coquettishly: "You are a ...... You're not a star, you're a hooligan......"
Meng Xinghui spread his hands and said: "I am a man first and foremost, no matter what halo hangs on my head, I can't hide this fact, I am no different from ordinary men in life, lustful, poor-mouthed, and love to peek at women's good-looking places, I advise you to stay away from me, otherwise you will suffer." ”
Dai Ziyan first looked at him for a moment, then sneered and said, "Don't you want to scare me away with this method, it was my negligence when you ran away in the computer city last time, and it will definitely not be in the future." ”
Meng Xinghui touched his head helplessly, he knew that it would not be so easy to get out of being entangled by this chick, so he said: "Then you have to go back to class, you have to be dedicated to being a teacher, you can't mistake people's children, and leave when you say you leave." ”
Dai Ziyan waved her hand and said: "I have talked enough in the first class, I have covered the content of both classes, I have written my homework on the blackboard, and they will study by themselves in this class to digest and digest what I said." Mainly in front of you, a big expert, I don't dare to show my timidity, and I poured out all the content I prepared. ”
Meng Xinghui touched his nose in embarrassment, and said with a wry smile: "Where am I an expert, if I say that I can't read a single character of the things you write on the blackboard, do you believe it or not?" ”
Meng Xinghui originally wanted to pretend that she recognized the wrong person, and the guy who solved the virus last time was not him, but after thinking about it, forget it, this kind of talk is okay to deceive ordinary girls, for Dai Ziyan with such a high IQ, it is estimated that it will not help, let's tell the truth, and stop her thoughts, this is better, otherwise if she has any problems in the future, she will definitely have to find him.
Dai Ziyan glanced at him and said: "Excessive modesty is equal to pride, even the Scorpio virus can be solved, how can you not understand anything." ”
Meng Xinghui spread his hands and said: "I am basically a computer novice, in addition to being able to use Microsoft's window as an interface, I even require people to install a system...... Don't keep your eyes open, I mean it, in fact, you can easily check my file, I'm a liberal arts student, I only started to get in touch with computers after I went to college, and most of the time I still use someone else's, where can I have the opportunity to learn computer technology? ”
Dai Ziyan stared at him in disbelief and muttered, "Impossible, what a powerful virus the Scorpio virus is, how can a computer Bai Ding solve it?" Don't tell me that a blind cat meets a dead mouse, this situation is absolutely impossible, computer language is not a simple number, there is no solid foundation, even if it is blind, it is impossible to touch. ”
"Actually, I have a teacher, and last time the virus was solved by a teacher of mine, and I just drew a scoop according to the gourd, and I didn't have any technical content at all." Whenever others need to explain, Meng Xinghui has no choice but to move out of this unwarranted teacher, in fact, it can't be said that there is no need, the god of entertainment is indeed his teacher, but others will not know that his teacher is actually an intelligent software from the future.
"Do you have a teacher? What is he doing, can I see him? Dai Ziyan's originally somewhat gloomy eyes suddenly came alive again, she originally thought that she had found the coveted folk master, and she was a little excited, but when Meng Xinghui said this, she actually believed eighty percent, because Meng Xinghui didn't need to lie to her on her resume, she only needed to check it a little.
The remaining two achievements were doubtful about how Meng Xinghui, a computer novice, did all that, and when he heard him say that there was a teacher to guide him, the heart that had cooled down beat again.
"It's a pity, I don't know where he is, once I went online, I suddenly received an email, the file in the email is the Scorpio virus I used that day, the strange thing is that there is no sender address display, this email is like suddenly appearing in my mailbox, the person also said, now there is a virus called Scorpio on the Internet, most people have not realized its harm, let me use this kill as soon as possible to solve it, this kill has an automatic tracking function, as long as it is placed on the Internet, It will automatically track and lock on the Scorpion.,And then destroy it.,That day I saw that the virus you were killing in the computer city was the Scorpion.,So I helped.。 Meng Xinghui said: "I don't know who this person is, what he does, why he sent the email to my mailbox, so I can't meet your request." ”
Dai Ziyan stared at him with questioning eyes, tilted her head and said, "Is what you said true?" Why do I think this is so mysterious? ”
Meng Xinghui spread his hands and smiled helplessly: "If you don't believe it, I can't help it, anyway, I really don't know anything about computer technology." ”
Dai Ziyan was silent for a long time, then suddenly smiled, and said: "It's okay, since this person has found you, I believe he will still contact you in the future, like this kind of technical god with a sense of justice, if he encounters a similar incident, he will still take action, he doesn't want to come forward himself, there must be a hardship, I'm sure, he will still look for you in the future, so I want to ask you one thing, if he looks for you next time, can you tell me?" Oh, I don't mean anything, I just want to learn from him. ”
Meng Xinghui said generously: "This must be no problem, if he really contacts me, I will definitely tell you." Or just let him contact you, after all, you are an expert in this area, and it is more convenient to communicate. He didn't have any pressure to make this promise, where is there any mysterious master, that is himself, he said that if he doesn't appear, then this person will never appear again, so why promise her?
"Classmate Meng Xinghui, you are really digging on the road," Dai Ziyan patted him on the shoulder happily when she heard this, and said with a smile: "This matter is settled." ”
At this time, the two of them had unconsciously walked to the bus stop at the school gate, and at this time a bus stopped in front of them, Meng Xinghui saw that Dai Ziyan was still following him, and couldn't help touching his nose and said, "Teacher Dai, I'm going to get on the bus and go home, goodbye." ”
He didn't want to get in the car, he didn't need to take the car at all when he went home, the reason why he did this was to get rid of this sticky girl, who knew that after he got into the car from the front door, he found that Dai Ziyan also followed with a smile, which made him roll his eyes helplessly, and said in his heart Why did this beauty bite herself like a wolf dog.
"Teacher Dai, why are you coming up too?" Meng Xinghui grinned, this smile looked helpless.
Dai Ziyan smiled heartlessly: "I haven't said goodbye to you yet, why did you leave by yourself, let's put it this way, although you helped others do it last time, but after all, it helped me solve a big trouble, so I still thank you very much, you shouldn't have any classes later, right, so I decided, please have a big meal as a reward." ”
Meng Xinghui touched his nose and said with a wry smile: "It's not time to eat yet, what kind of big meal to eat." ”
Dai Ziyan was confident: "I can play with you for a while, press the road, walk around the corner, and then go to eat when the meal is ordered?" ”
Meng Xinghui pointed at himself and said, "You? Walk with me on the road? If your students see this, they still think we have a special relationship, aren't you afraid that others will point at your backbone and say that you are engaged in teacher-student love or something? ”
Dai Ziyan's big beautiful eyes blinked a few times quickly, and said, "You kid, what are you talking nonsense haha, I'm your teacher, alas, so much older than you, who would think so much that there is something wrong with your brain." ”
Meng Xinghui ignored her, then turned to an aunt who looked very kind-looking, and asked with a smile: "Auntie, can I ask you a question, which of us do you think is older than me or her?" ”
The aunt glanced at them and said impatiently, "Of course you need to ask when you're older." ”
Meng Xinghui spread his hands and said to Dai Ziyan, "Did you hear that?" With your tender face, I told people that you are our teacher, do people believe it? ”
Dai Ziyan grinned and said: "I don't care what people say, people who live in the eyes of others are idiots, I just want to play with you, who likes to talk about it." ”
(To be continued)