A small citizen who will always be unlucky suddenly, a piece of broken jade that can turn items into monsters, a group of nonsensical electrical monsters, a completely subverted mythological history...... Chen Mo quotes: I have a group of monster pets, rice cookers like to rob banks, notebooks love to play hackers, mobile phones always imitate my voice to pick up girls, as for the battery car - well, it is working hard to practice, and strive to evolve into a Rolls-Royce as soon as possible!

The idea of this book is pinched, I think with Shui Shan, hehe, I think it's okay, Shui Shan's pen power is also very strong, his manuscript has always been brought to me for review, the manuscript has been more than 100,000 words, the writing is very good, I highly recommend everyone to take a look.

………… Well, this chapter is 6,000 words, and I finally look forward to the closure push, and I strongly call for monthly tickets and recommended tickets! There will be an update in a moment!

………… When Chen Xu walked out of the gate of the Public Security Bureau, his mouth was grinning.

Dare to bargain with the comrades of the State Security Bureau, he did not dare to say that it was unprecedented and unprecedented, but in general it was also very awesome - although Chen Xu did not get too much benefit from the real surname - the main problem was that Chen Xu still did not dare to make too much money from there, but just showed a gesture, a gesture that you should be polite if you ask me to do something.

The main reason is that Chen Xu doesn't know what benefits he wants.

He is not short of money, and the salaries of these civil servants of the National Security Bureau are probably not enough to bribe him. In terms of power, first, he is useless now, and second, he is not lacking, there is a signboard of smmh, and in Harmony City, I am afraid there is nothing that Director Wang can't handle.

As for the beauties...... Haha, first of all, let's not say whether the National Security Bureau has arrangements in this regard, and there is no shortage of beauties myself, well, the beauty plan still doesn't work.

So Chen Xu didn't know what he wanted, and in the end he only needed a phone number, if there was anything that Director Wang couldn't solve, he could find Deng Ken to help solve it - this privilege was once given to smmh by the blue baby, but Chen Xu couldn't use the identity of smmh, and this time the privilege given by Deng Ken was far less than the last one - the last time the blue baby gave the national number of the National Security Bureau, but this time Deng Ken left his private number, But this is the right that Chen Xu can use by himself, so he can have a relationship with the big guys, and Chen Xu also feels that he has earned it.

Deng Ken's purpose in leaving his private number to him was also worried that Xu Jiang would come to him for trouble, because he knew that Xu Jiang was very stingy, easy to hold grudges, and he also had power in his family, so he might not give up after suffering so much this time - but the problem is that Chen Xu is the person who is on the protection list hand-picked by SMMH, and the National Security Bureau is now so anxious that he hangs himself for the sake of SMMH, and that man has a very strange temper, and he is rampaging on the Internet. The downfall of Zhang Bo and his son was completely because of what SMMH said, and although Xu Jiang's parents were hard enough in the background, they were only half a catty compared to Zhang Bo and his son.

After Chen Xu returned to school, he went straight to the laboratory building of life sciences - research materials? Hey, it's easy to say, it's too simple for Chen Xu to steal this kind of information, not to mention finding an opportunity to secretly copy out the information, even if you use Xiaomin's photo function to take pictures on the screen and steal the information page by page.

The supervision of the laboratory is actually not so strict, and it is impossible for Dr. Li to bring back a very confidential experiment to do, so Chen Xu simply transmitted the data to Xiaomin's computer through Bluetooth transmission, and then erased the traces of the work, and then found a wireless network to send the data directly to Deng Ken, who had been waiting there, everything was so simple.

Chen Xu, who had done all this, seemed very relaxed, and he didn't even have the consciousness of being a commercial spy for the first time - probably because he had been sneaking money from his father's wallet since he was a child, Chen Xu was not nervous at all?!

After all this, Chen Xu returned to the laboratory like a nobody and continued the experiment.

According to the experimental records, Chen Xu also found some things, such as the injection amount of the drug is proportional to the weight of the test organism, for example, the fat rabbit is injected a little more, and the mouse is injected less. However, Chen Xu calculated it with data substitution, and did not come up with the absolute formula ratio of injection dose and weight.

Five minutes after the general drug injection, the animals began to enter the excitement period, one by one as if they were in estrus, restless, drilling around in the cage, and then began to experiment, or the kind of experiment that passed the maze or something, I don't know what it was for.

So Chen Xu couldn't see why he came, he had been here for three days, and basically there was no new energy, and he faintly regretted taking on such a task in his heart.

Today's day is still dull, but when he got off work in the evening, several animals from the Department of Life Sciences stopped Chen Xu: "Hey, Chen Xu, let's play a game, aren't you a computer master?" ”

Hearing this, Chen Xu knew that they were trying to find fault, because in the past few days, these guys have taken turns to find trouble with Chen Xu in two batches, first the game "Martial Arts", which was ravaged by Chen Xu like a dead dog, and then a few people relied on their relatively large and strong bodies, and occasionally deliberately bumped into Chen Xu a few times - but they hit the iron plate, the first time Chen Xu was defenseless, a guy suddenly came over from the front and deliberately hit him with his shoulder, As a result, Chen Xu reflexively grabbed his shoulder and twisted it hard, and took off his arm with a "click" - dislocated!

This reminded the group of animals in the Academy of Life Sciences that Chen Xu captured the throat-cutting man with his bare hands, and single-handedly single-handedly challenged the strong existence of more than a dozen boys in the University of Technology, so these guys were much more well-behaved after that, at least they didn't dare to play physical contact with Chen Xu anymore.

Chen Xu raised his eyelids: "What's the matter, you're here to send me money again?" ”

Chen Xu also has a way to find fault with this kind of person, for example, when playing "Martial Arts", Chen Xu still said that twenty yuan a game, I can't give you preferential treatment - but for the sake of everyone being colleagues, I don't care about the rule of five games a day, I want to play a few games...... Then Chen Xu went to the small restaurant outside [***] with a lot of money, and called Gao Xiaojie Guan Yi and a few livestock in the bedroom...... Hey, anyway, the money won is not distressed.

So whenever these guys come to find fault, Chen Xu makes a bet, and if he can't afford to play, don't play.

The animals from the Department of Life Sciences glanced at each other: "Okay, we compare IQ in this game!" ”

Chen Xu laughed when he heard it, probably some kind of brain teaser or something...... This kind of question Xiao Min's database is very complete.,I put on a Bluetooth headset and only need Xiao Min's help to notify the answer.,There's nothing more convenient than this!

So Chen Xu said: "Okay, how can you compare?" Problematic? ”

A guy named Huang Chong at the head glanced at Chen Xu with disdain: "Your IQ is really at this level, if we give you the question, won't you say that we cheat?" This is a small game on the Internet, which tests IQ and reflexes, and is downloaded casually on the Internet, let's see who gets the highest score. ”

"Games?" Chen Xu watched curiously as they connected their notebooks to the web page, and sure enough, it was an online web game called "Brain Capacity".

The game is hung in the plug-in of the community network, and it is also a small SNS community plug-in game, they should not be able to do anything, so Chen Xu said: "Let me take a look at the gameplay of this game first." ”

This game is actually very simple to say, the first level is to appear some very strange squares, and then let the player report the number of squares in the shortest possible time, to see who can answer the most questions correctly in one minute; The second level is a simpler addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of four operations, come up with a row of numbers such as 5? 7=12, let the player guess what the symbol is - of course, it can't be such an easy number of units later, this thing is still a test of mental arithmetic ability.

It's related later, but it doesn't matter, Chen Xu already understands the gameplay of this game. At this time, Huang Chong said: "I don't bully you either, this game is something I found yesterday and have been playing for a while, and there are certain rules in it, which are easy to find." So I don't take advantage of you, you go back and play, tomorrow we will have a game, willing to bet and lose. ”

Chen Xu raised his eyebrows, thinking that their bet should not be as simple as 20 yuan, so he asked, "What do you want to bet?" ”

"Simple." Huang Chong said: "If you lose, it means that you are not qualified to be our head, please be a little self-aware, find a reason to tell Dr. Li to abdicate and make way for Xian." If we lose, I'll give you a thousand dollars. ”

The corners of Chen Xu's mouth twitched: "A thousand yuan, you want to change my position as the assistant team leader?" You're too shrewd in your calculations. ”

Huang Chong spread his hands, looking indifferent: "If you don't dare to bet, forget it, it's not a big deal." ”

Chen Xu stretched out his hand to stop what he was about to say: "Don't use the agitation method, you don't have any intentions." Okay, I know that you waste wood from the School of Life Sciences have long been unhappy with me, well, don't get excited, don't you think that the assistant team leader of Dr. Li Liangyan is a student of the Department of Computer Science and not your Department of Life Sciences, and Dr. Li personally named me to come. Doesn't that make you look like a waste? Of course, I don't have a map to attack, you Dean Lai is a waste of wood, the so-called will be a nest of soldiers...... Why are you staring at me, no one is allowed to tell the truth?! ”

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat Chen Xu, and if he was beaten in a group, he might be punished, the three boys from the Life Science Academy, along with the two girls, would rush up to flatten Chen Xu! But Chen Xu doesn't care, anyway, he is not afraid of offending people, and he has already offended them, so it doesn't hurt to offend them deeply. Quarreling with Chen Xu? It's a joke, Chen Xu's scolding was learned from his mother! Adhering to the fine tradition of Chinese women directly pointing to each other's death holes when they scold!

Chen Xu sneered: "It's okay to gamble, if you want to bet, bet big, a thousand yuan is really nothing to bet on." Look at what, a thousand yuan is not enough for me to earn in three days now, I am full of food and support to bet with you! ”

Everyone knows that "My Home, My House" made money for Chen Xu, so they couldn't refute Chen Xu's arrogant words - if a second ancestor who would spend his parents' money, they could still say it confidently: You have a fart money, you have the ability, you can make a thousand yuan by yourself and come back? But Chen Xu really earns tens of thousands of dollars a month based on his personal ability, and he can't accept it at all!

Chen Xu patted Huang Chong: "You can't afford to gamble if it's too big, just 10,000 yuan, Dr. Li's assistant team leader, 10,000 yuan is not too much." If you win, I'll give you another 10,000 in addition to resigning, how about that? ”

Chen Xu originally wanted to say 100,000 yuan, but 100,000 yuan is inevitably a bit too much, so 10,000 yuan is about the same - Chen Xu saw that they hesitated, so he simply ripped off the fig leaf, and sneered: "Okay, don't talk to each other, just call if you want to, really don't you know that this matter was instructed by your Dean Lai?" ”

Several people's faces changed when they heard this, and one person almost blurted out "How do you know".

How did Chen Xu not know? He's not an idiot? Really when his IQ is below 80?!

A thousand yuan is really not a lot for Chen Xu now, but it is a huge amount of money for an ordinary student! Now the average monthly living expenses of students are five or six hundred, and some people are even lower!

1,000 yuan, enough to nourish in college for two months!

Especially for example, the few people from the Department of Life Sciences who came to intern this time are not the kind of people whose families are very wealthy and can take a few thousand dollars and throw them away. Take out a thousand surnames at a time, in addition to having confidence in yourself, more importantly, this money is definitely not paid by them!

Who else could there be if it weren't for them? I wish Chen Xu would give up his position?

Who else could there be but their frustration with Dean Lai?

Chen Xu watched a guy sneak up behind him to make a call, couldn't help but laugh and walked up, snatched the phone and said, "Dean Lai, you are not kind to do this, it's not a good thing to teach your students like this." If I call the newspaper, it's definitely the front page news tomorrow, don't you believe it? ”

There was no sound on the other end of the phone for a long time, and Dean Lai was also angry in his heart, why was he so accidentally known by Chen Xu?

If you want to talk about a student, how can he be pinched to death by a dignified dean, but the problem is that Chen Xu is now a baby in the computer department, and the leaders of those livestock colleges are staring at him more strictly than staring at giant pandas, who dares to touch him? The next day, Lao Huang definitely came over with a kitchen knife and fought with him!

Moreover, the dean of the dignified hall used such a means to stab him out, and it was not easy for him to be stabbed. So after a long time, Dean Lai laughed and said, "Classmate Chen Xu, your joke is a bit big, I didn't say anything, don't button your hat indiscriminately." ”

Chen Xu laughed: "Dean Lai, you are also pretending, everyone knows it." Since you made a move, then I'll take it, 10,000 yuan, I don't want more, 10,000 yuan bet. If you win, I'll give you another 10,000 yuan in addition to patting your ass and leaving, heh, this can always be done. Don't worry, I'm willing to gamble and lose, and I won't go out and talk nonsense, but if you don't dare to gamble, then don't let your students stumble again. To tell the truth, I pity them, I can't beat them, I can't scold them, I can't scold them, one or two people with low IQs are pitiful, and it's better to do things honestly. ”

Dean Lai was so angry, Chen Xu heard the sound of whirring and panting from the phone, and it took a long time before he said, "You let Huang Chong answer the phone." ”

Chen Xu smiled: "Then don't blame him if that kid loses, I have to say this first, I am willing to gamble and lose, if you think he can't believe it, then you can do it yourself, I don't think you are bullying, but if you don't talk about it, then don't blame me for learning from the leader!" ”

Huang Chong heard this, and his face showed a hint of gratitude, but he quickly took the phone and agreed reluctantly. Chen Xu smiled and said, "Then we don't have to wait for tomorrow, let's start now, I'll go to the last WC." ”

When Chen Xu came out of the toilet, he put his laptop on the table and said, "How about it, have you Lord Lai agreed, let's start if you agree." ”

Huang Chong gritted his teeth and sat down in front of the computer.

Although this is obviously taking advantage of Chen Xu, Chen Xu himself doesn't care about what else does he care about?

Huang Chong practiced mental arithmetic when he was a child, and also participated in the Olympiad and won the ranking, so his reaction and logical thinking ability are very strong, his final score in this test is 987 points, and he has entered the top ten in the entire community network, he doesn't believe that he can win like Chen Xu.

Because children like Chen Xu's generation have left the era of compulsory learning mental arithmetic and pen arithmetic. As early as a few years ago, teachers would let students exercise their numeracy skills during math classes, instead of using computers directly when they encounter calculation problems, as is the case now. What's more, Huang Chong has also practiced specially - his father is a math teacher, and when he was a child, he let Huang Chong practice mental arithmetic, such as suddenly coming out with a number 55 times 98 is equal to what is, and if he can't answer, he will have a big mouth...... Tragic childhood!

But looking at Chen Xu's confident appearance, Huang Chong felt that his confidence was not so sufficient.

But at this time, he couldn't back down, so he took two deep breaths and said, "Can you start?" ”

Chen Xupi nodded with a smile, picked up the mouse and tested the sensitivity, then looked at a girl from the Life Science Academy behind him and said, "This sturdy aunt, can you not stand behind me, people will be nervous......"

This kid is really inadequate!

The girl walked over angrily, there was no one behind Chen Xu, and there was no need to worry about Chen Xu cheating in this web game, and it was all in front of him.

Now that both sides are ready, one of the students becomes the starter: "3, 2, 1...... Let's go!"

He said that he kept a heart eye at the beginning, dragged out the sound after 2, and then squeezed his eyes at Huang Chong before he started to speak, so that Huang Chong had less than a second of time - although this world is short, it is enough to answer a question and get a score!

Huang Chong hurriedly moved the mouse, but at this time, he saw that Chen Xu's speed was actually faster than him!

This game requires a lot of time, like the boxes that fall in the first level, the kind of Tetris decorations, but it's impossible to figure out what the result is without calculating.

Huang Chong's mental arithmetic is very fast, and he knows some rules after playing this game, such as calculating the number of boxes more quickly. But Chen Xu almost didn't have to think about it at all, and directly used the mouse to crackle on the screen for a while!

If Chen Xu is really messy, forget it, but the problem is that every time this game is done correctly, there will be a short "beep" sound, but if it is done wrong, there will be a long "click" sound - and Chen Xu's vigorous "Didi Didi" has not stopped!

Huang Chong panicked at this time, he regretted turning on the sound, but at this time, it was too late to turn off the sound. Chen Xu can tick two or three times a second, and the speed is so fast that he can directly get the correct answer without thinking about it, and even more damn it, this guy's hand speed is also much faster than Huang Chong - for example, a numeric keypad came out of the screen, and the answer is to click on the number, and Huang Chong also has to think about it in the process of pointing, but Chen Xu doesn't need to use his brain at all!

By the time Huang Chong finished the first level, he found that he had only answered 47 questions in one minute, and had corrected 35 of them - if it weren't for his panic, his score would have been even better.

And from the first level to the second level, there was a rest period, and at this time, several animals from the life science academy couldn't help but turn to Chen Xu's back, and suddenly, the huge score on the table made everyone can't help but gasp!

The screen reads: "Answer 176 questions, 176 correct!" ”

There are more fractions than Huang Chong!

Is he still human?

Or is this guy's head a computer?

When Huang Chong learned of this result, his face immediately turned pale as a blank piece of paper...... A threefold difference! This already shows that he is not on the same level as him at all...... People can answer nearly three questions in one second!

"No comparison." Huang Chong's confidence was completely lost, and his face was depressed: "I'm defeated!" ”

Chen Xu smiled very proudly, no one noticed at this time that the tattered sports electronic watch on Chen Xu's left hand, which had always been inseparable, was gone at this time......

(To be continued)