Chapter 29: The Problem of Bananas
The weather is getting colder and colder, Lelang lies on the bed and doesn't want to get up, the thick quilt covers the whole person, only showing one nose and two eyes. San Lang on the side has also woken up, but he doesn't want to get up like Le Lang, it seems that following Le Lang really has no future.
Le Lang has now forgotten that he had sworn to give San Lang a workout, in fact, this is not to blame him, originally he wanted to, but looking at the weather, he felt that it was better to stay in the bed in the morning, otherwise what should I do if I freeze out? As for exercising, let's wait until the beginning of spring next year. When the spring flowers are blooming, the spring waves are rippling, and the air is fresh, it is a good time to exercise.
The child's surname is very active, San Lang got up after being in the bed for a while, got dressed, turned his head to look at the two little porcupines, but saw that the two little porcupines were staring at him with dark eyes, he suddenly shouted in surprise: "Uncle Lang, Uncle Lang, the little porcupine has opened its eyes, the little porcupine has opened its eyes"
Le Lang originally wanted to lie in the bed and sleep for a while, but was called up by San Lang, and couldn't help but walk in front of the little porcupine, the little porcupine opened his eyes, screaming and turning around. Now Le Lang has to take the little porcupine out of the space every morning, but he hasn't looked at it carefully.
San Lang teased the little porcupine with a happy face, if it wasn't for Le Lang's refusal, he would have wanted to sleep on the bed with the little porcupine in his arms at night. Fortunately, Le Lang disagreed, otherwise he turned over at night, and suddenly screamed "oops", it turned out that he was stabbed by a porcupine, it doesn't matter if he stabs his ass or something, but if he stabs his little brother, then it's a big deal.
It seems that he can't sleep, just get up and eat, in fact, Lelang doesn't want to cook at all in the morning, but he can't, he doesn't eat hungry, sometimes he thinks, is there a way in this world that you don't need to eat and don't get hungry, so it saves him from cooking every day, of course, this is also his unilateral idea, according to San Lang's idea, I wish Le Lang cooked seven or eight times a day, he likes to eat Le Lang's dishes the most.
After eating, Le Lang sprinkled some rapeseed on the cabbage that was made the day before yesterday, although the market is some more ordinary rapeseed, but it is better than nothing, he still bought some, and also bought some wild vegetables in the market to come back to plant, this kind of wild vegetable leaves are purple on the back, dark green on the face, even the stem is purple and green, the back of the leaf is slightly hairy, some call it Guanyin vegetables, some call it Kwai er vegetables, but more people call it wild vegetables. In order to have a name, we will call it Aoi Er Dish here.
Sunflower vegetables are very easy to survive, as long as the stems are planted in the soil, and there is no restriction on the place, as long as there is soil. However, there is a little wild vegetable flavor, and it is best to blanch it with boiling water when cooking, remove its game, and then fry it in oil, or cold salad is also delicious. Originally, there were some peppers, lettuce and garlic seedlings planted in the vegetable field, but it was so big on his side, and it was obviously not very nice to plant only such a small thing.
So, Lelang planted a bunch of sunflower cabbage, half a bunch of coriander in the ground, and finally planted some mustard greens and cabbage. Lelang's method of growing vegetables is very simple, and it can be said that lazy people have their own lazy methods. He used chicken, duck or sheep manure to top fertilize the vegetable field in advance, and then sprinkled the rapeseed, and then waited for the watering, and did not care about anything else, and when the vegetable seedlings grew up and saw that it was indeed too crowded, he would move the nest for them, or he would pull out some vegetables that grew relatively large and went back to eat.
But it's strange, he planted it like this, and the vegetables were so long, but there were no insects, at most some big green worms, but they all made those chickens and ducks cheaper, and it is estimated that it may be that there are no insects in winter, and he will be miserable in spring and summer.
After serving the vegetable field, Le Lang came to the side of the soil slope again, although it was only one night, but he felt that the white camellia and osmanthus that he had just planted yesterday had come to life, but this seemed to be nothing unusual, in the south, it seems that trees and flowers can be planted all year round, as long as they are not too delicate, most of them can survive.
The most amazing thing here is the banyan tree, which can survive regardless of whether it is planted upside down or obliquely planted horizontally. Le Lang once saw such an old man, this old man is also strange, and the banyan tree is not much to him, but he planted the banyan tree upside down, it was originally rooted below, and he got the root on top. Everyone also knows that the roots of the banyan tree are hypertrophied, and he planted it upside down, with the thick branches at the bottom, the fat roots at the top, and some roots hanging down next to it, which is also beautiful.
However, such things should be served with the same care as if they were offered to ancestors, otherwise it will be extremely difficult to survive. I don't know how this old man raised the flowers, and in the end he actually lived, not only lived, but he also drew out four branches from the branch of the banyan tree, faintly holding up the fat roots, and finally looked closely, good fellow, this is clearly a Maitreya sitting on the lotus platform, and below is clearly a side of the heavens?
Now, this old man is terrible, his reputation spread all over the country because of this bonsai, and finally the banyan bonsai was bought at a high price. Since then, the old man's deeds have been circulating in the countryside, and they all say that the old man is very capable. I remember that when Lelang and a few of them heard this, they frantically ran to the mountains and forests to dig banyan trees to plant, but in the end, none of them survived, and then they had to die silently, and there were not a few like them at that time.
Le Lang came to the side of the hillside, took out the bitter bamboo from the space, those who were transplanted from the mountain forest into the bitter bamboo not only survived in the space but also grew some small bamboo, so Le Lang planned to transplant some relatively large bitter bamboo to this side, when the bamboo shadow is swaying, reflecting the secluded pond water, the fish in the pond are bursting, the fragrance of camellia and osmanthus on the side of the mountain are entangled, and then find a few pig friends and dog friends to drink and chat together, this is a happy life.
After planting the bitter bamboo, it seems that there is nothing to do, he can't help but think of what he thought about yesterday, yesterday he has been thinking about what to do with those big bananas, and in the end he still hasn't come up with any clue, do you want to cheapen those things?
Last time, after his big bananas turned yellow, he wanted to give some to Shen Min, but no one wanted them. Because the banana is too big, a banana weighs one or two pounds, and you basically don't need to eat after eating, it's okay to eat once or twice, who can stand eating too much. It would be good if this thing could be used for rice, but after eating this thing, it is easy to get hungry and slippery intestines, so this big banana can be regarded as a pity for everyone to eat tastelessly and abandon it.
In the end, the banana peels were blackened, and Le Lang had to peel the banana peels and feed them to the chickens, ducks and sheep, but he didn't expect these guys to eat happily, and even the three stupid dogs ate a lot. It's a waste to feed these guys, Le Lang thought indignantly to himself.
He threw away the hoe in his hand, ran to the kitchen, took out the big banana, peeled it and cut it into two or three centimeter thick slices, and prepared to fry the banana to treat himself. Fried bananas are very delicious, but they are more troublesome when they are fried, and they are simply stuffed into your mouth without peeling the skin.
Lelang found flour, added eggs and sugar to make a pulp, not too thin, and did not add other messy things. Wipe the pot dry and put the oil, wait for the oil to warm up a little, wrap the banana in the batter and slowly soak and fry it, the oil temperature should not be too high, too high inside is not cooked and the outside is already dark, and after it is fried until golden brown, scoop it up and drain the oil, and then start eating, this thing should be eaten while it is hot.
The first bite of the fried banana is crunchy, sweet, with a little egg flavor, and when you bite into it again, the still hot banana seems to be sweet and sour, which is particularly delicious. Most of this stuff is known only to those who have eaten it, and it is really hard to describe in words.
Le Lang took out the fried banana slices, and San Lang, who was playing with the two little porcupines, smelled the fragrance and immediately ran over, "Uncle Ah Lang, Uncle Ah Lang, what are you taking." "Actually, San Lang's subtext is Uncle Ah Lang, what kind of delicious food are you serving.
"Here, try the freshly cooked banana slices." As he spoke, he found a chair and sat down, picked up a banana slice and ate it, each of the big bananas was the thickness of a child's arm, and held it in his hand like holding a biscuit.
Saburo picked one up and took a bite and chewed it in his mouth, well, it was delicious. I just finished eating one, and when I looked back, I saw that Le Lang had already eaten two slices, and immediately grabbed one piece with one hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and grabbed one with the other to prepare.
At three o'clock, who had been watching the two of them for a long time, he suddenly sneezed dissatisfied, and Xiaoxiong and Baiqiu simply yelled at them. Now Sanqi is already the size of an ordinary earth dog, while Xiaoxiong and Baiqiu are about three and a half years old. When Saburo heard the dissatisfied voices of Three Points, Xiaoxiong, and White Ball, he ignored them, and grabbed a fried banana slice in one hand and ate it violently.
Le Lang glanced back at them, the three felt that they had finally attracted the attention of their masters, and hurriedly wagged their tails, Le Lang took out three banana slices from the plate and threw them to them, took them at three o'clock, smashed them in his mouth a few times, swallowed them, and then looked directly at Le Lang with two watery dog eyes, his expression was self-evident.
"Damn, dogs are better than people." Le Lang scolded secretly, and casually threw another fried banana chip to Sandian, and then ignored it, at this time, Xiaoxiong and Baiqiu were still studying fried banana chips over there? Sure enough, the dog is still an old spirit.
Le Lang was eating while thinking about what to do with these big bananas, could he eat them himself?? Since then, I haven't eaten banana rice with banana dishes and banana soup every day, and fried banana chips for dessert after the meal.
It seems that eating bananas can also help people who are weak and sentimental at heart to dispel pessimism and irritability, and maintain a peaceful and happy mood. Do you look like the kind of person who is weak-hearted, sentimental, and moans without disease???
Le Lang thought about it for a while, this banana seems to be able to be made into many things, such as banana cakes, fried banana chips, banana salad, by the way, it can also be made into banana wine, or this thing tastes right. Last night, Le Lang checked on the Internet, and he didn't know if he didn't check, and he was shocked when he checked it, but he didn't expect that bananas could also be made into wine, just like the first time he heard that fish can be made into wine.
He thought about it for a while, and finally decided to make these bananas into banana wine, although it is quite troublesome to make banana wine, but nothing is troublesome, and it is also troublesome to eat. If you want to do the surname Suo, do a little more, the last time I went to the banana orchard, I seemed to see a bunch of big bananas that could be harvested, and by the way, I went up and cut them, and when they were ripe, they made banana wine together.
Now that the weather is cold, those ordinary bananas are basically not growing much, only millet bananas and large bananas have been growing. Fortunately, those ordinary bananas and millet bananas have always been harvested, otherwise letting Le Lang look at bananas all day long would have depressed him to death.
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