(854) Alien Hand Syndrome

By the time a large number of police arrived, a large number of "Fu fans" had already left, and a Hong Kong policeman was injured in this scuffle, although the injury was not serious, only a shot in the buttocks, but the nature was very strict. Gathering crowds to make trouble, snatching guns, attacking police, shooting, assassinating...... In short, any crime will make these "Hong Kong Can" unable to eat and walk around.

Feng Yanran sat in the car and saw the heavily armed Hong Kong policemen like tigers out of the cage, picking up those "radicals" with broken bones, broken noses, blue faces and swollen faces and throwing them into the police car, smiling like foxes who stole a hen.

Zhou Yun asked, "Chen Xue, what happened to those two people just now?" ”

Fu Chenxue said with a smile: "As far as I guess, they may have accidentally suffered from 'alien hand syndrome'!" ”

"'Alien Hand Syndrome'?" Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun were stunned, looked at Fu Chenxue and Feng Yanran, and laughed meaningfully. Of course, they know what "alien hand syndrome" is all about. The so-called "alien hand syndrome", also known as "Dr. Strangelove syndrome", is a condition in which the patient's hand is not directed by the brain's consciousness. It will lead the patient's one hand to be uncoordinated with the other, and will not listen to the master. For example, that unreasonable hand may be the opposite of a normal hand: if one hand buttons a shirt, the other then unbuttons it. If one hand puts on the pants, the other takes them off. Sometimes that hand would become very irritable, pinching and slapping and beating its owner, and more than one case showed that sometimes it even wanted to strangle its owner.

Lin Banxiang smiled: "Chen Xue, how did you do it?" She and Zhou Yun are not fools, so they won't believe that those two unlucky people happened to "accidentally" get "alien hand syndrome".

Fu Chenxue knew that she couldn't hide it from them, so she smiled: "Is this...... I'm afraid you have to ask Yan Ran, he is the initiator of the disease! ”

Feng Yanran said depressedly: "Senior brother, you betrayed me again...... I just accidentally popped into their bodies with two rays of true qi, who knew they would react so much? ”

Lin Banxiang smiled: "You are really bad enough, you actually let them perform like that...... But for them, it's the best punishment. The ancients said that those who insult others will be humiliated, they make waves, and they are to blame for falling into such a fate, no wonder others! ”

Feng Yanran said: "Is it just to blame? It's just that I don't know whether to live or die! In my opinion, those guys simply drank too much Sanlu, lacked calcium since childhood, lacked love when they grew up, grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love it. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! The one who is a broken motorcycle for the rest of his life owes kicking! Looking for a daughter-in-law who is a screw, under-screwed! ”

Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun laughed wildly, and Zhou Yun asked, "Yan Ran, can you still damage a little more?" ”

Feng Yanran also smiled: "Isn't what I said the truth?" It's a good day, but I just came out to find a smoke, who is it? If you don't love your motherland, your ancestors don't worship, and you don't believe in your religion, you just go to Haringhami to make a split, aren't you looking for death? Look at the 'man with glasses', walking on a country road with a dog step, and saying that he was kicked by others and sang like a Adu...... And that woman, there are so many acne on her face, the tractor will overturn when she drives it, and she looks like this and comes out scary, doesn't her family know? I estimate that as soon as the TV is broadcast, those two faces will become world-famous trademarks......"

Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun laughed louder, and Lin Banxiang sighed and said: "Yan Ran is not only good at kung fu, but this mouth is more poisonous, the so-called 'killing without seeing blood' and 'scolding without dirty words' is this kind of realm, right?" ”

Feng Yanran said with a smile: "I can't compare to Senior Brother, what he said about the 'glasses man' just now is exciting, it's not that there are many people, I estimate that the 'glasses man' has to cheat the corpse." ”

Fu Chenxue got out of the car and greeted the police officer in charge, and when she came back, she saw Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun smiling, and asked, "What are you so happy about?" ”

Lin Banxiang said with a smile: "Ask Yan Ran for advice on the 'Scolding Sutra'." ”

Fu Chenxue also laughed, "Yan Ran's longest progress in the past few years is his verbal kung fu, reaching the peak of his cultivation, he can scold the living to death and the dead to life, I am worried that he will go crazy one day." ”

Feng Yanran started the car and said with a smile: "Senior brother, are you still talking about me?" 'Your two lips have a big saucer.......' Eh, I didn't say this, I said it. ”

Lin Banxiang smiled: "When I met the two of you, those people deserve to be unlucky, they can't beat you in a verbal war, and they can't beat you in a real battle, what else can they do except lie down in the hospital?" ”

Fu Chenxue said: "The chaotic battle just now is not completely fruitless, there are really two killers hiding in that gang, one was caught by Xiaohuang, and the other was captured by the leopard and Bufan, it seems that I will not die for a day, some people are really unwilling." ”

Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun's faces turned pale suddenly, "Chen Xue, let's not go to the show...... In that case, if they do it again, the situation is really too dangerous......"

Fu Chenxue said with a smile: "It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, let them go!" What should come is always coming, hiding is not the way, and so far, they have not taken any advantage. The real battle has just begun, they don't want to give up, and I am full of expectations, without them, this trip to Hong Kong will be really lonely. ”

Lin Banxiang hurriedly said: "Chen Xue, when is this coming?" Why don't you care? ”

Feng Yanran said with a smile: "Sister Half Makeup, you don't have to worry, as the saying goes, good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years, and there is no problem at all for a strange person like Senior Brother to live for at least 10,000 years!" ”

Fu Chenxue smiled: "You little thing, scold me or praise me?" ”

Feng Yanran said: "How dare I scold my senior brother? Senior brother is wise and martial, Yushu is in the wind, everyone loves flowers and flowers, driving a car with a flat tire, opening the lid when the coffin is seen, a pear flower presses a begonia, throwing Zhang Ziyi, playing Diana, Qiankun is invincible and handsome, and he is so handsome that he ...... scum" Before he finished speaking, Fu Chenxue's big hand slapped over, not the car door blocked, and he directly shot two miles.

Fu Chenxue said angrily: "You little thing, you dare to open a dyeing workshop if you give you three points of color, and you actually make fun of your senior brother, it's really against you!" ”

Feng Yanran said aggrievedly: "Senior brother, can you not hit me on the head?" Since I was a child, you've almost beaten me up......" Seeing Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun covering their mouths and laughing, he was even more depressed: "Sister Banxiang, are you okay with Senior Brother?" No matter how I say that I am also a person with image and status now, he will fight when he says it, I am very faceless! ”