0084 The coming day is long
originally expected Tang Yan to be self-aware, and he was used to listening to him brag, but every time he bragged, he could make up for it with his super ability, so Xiahou Kang always felt that Tang Yan was self-aware.
But today Xiahou Kang is considered to have understood, and it is easy to wait until Tang Yan returns from shooting a target and finishes singing, and he breathes a sigh of relief and says that he should go back to drink, and the result is that Tang Yan is actually interested, and asked the waiter to order a song "We are soldiers". It was another very imposing singing, which scared Xie Bin and Xiahou Kang a lot, and Wen Hui regretted it even more, knowing that this was the case, even if he drank stomach bleeding, he shouldn't have been allowed to sing!
The most terrifying thing is that Tang Yan has already taken advantage of the interlude to ask the waiter to order five or six songs before the second song is finished, what "Little Poplar", "Night of the Military Port", "Fifteenth Moon" and the like, and the last song is even more impressive "Into the New Era", Xie Bin and Xiahou Kang directly lost their faces.
In a polite manner, everyone adopted an attitude of toleration, but even if they adopted the distraction method of drinking and playing games, they were still shocked by Tang Yan's singing.
In the end, five people, three women and two men listened to Tang Yan and Tang Yan in a daze...... To be exact, it can't be called singing, it can only be said to be a roaring song, and all of them have been turned into sculptures.
To be fair, Tang Yan's singing can't be said to be unpleasant, but his selfless voice is amazing, which means that this place is cleaned very carefully, and there is no dust on the ceiling, otherwise, the dust has to fall down.
Halfway through the singing, Zhou Tong pushed the door and came in, with an unbelievable expression on her face, obviously she had already understood Tang Yan's singing outside the door, Xie Bin could only smile bitterly at her twice and express regret.
After Tang Yan finally finished singing these songs, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, but Tang Yan immediately said happily: "That waiter, order me a few more songs, the sound here is so good, it's really enjoyable to sing......
Xie Bin hurriedly glanced at Xiahou Kang, who immediately stood up, took the cup and said to Tang Yan: "Tang Yan, what, I'm singing for a while, drink some wine, and moisten my throat." By the way, he patted his ears, and there was a big lump of ear droppings between his palms, which was completely shocked by Tang Yan's singing.
Tang Yan sighed, turned back to the waiter and said, "What, you can help me order a hymn to the motherland first." Picked up his wine glass, touched it with Xiahoukang, drank it directly, and wanted to take the microphone to continue singing.
Xie Bin panicked, and hurriedly glanced at Zhou Tong again, Zhou Tong immediately understood what Xie Bin meant, and hurriedly picked up his wine glass: "Tang Shao, let's drink one too." As he spoke, he glanced at the girls.
After drinking Zhou Tong's cup, several other people began to look for Tang Yan to drink, and after Wen Hui finished drinking the cup, she took the initiative to get into Tang Yan's arms, hugged Tang Yan's arm, and said coquettishly: "Tang Shao, let's continue to play the game, and sing again in a while." ”
Tang Yan looked at Wen Hui, who was sticking to herself very tightly, and shook his head and said with some embarrassment: "You will make me very embarrassed like this, everyone is looking at it, it doesn't seem good for me to show respect to you all the time." Having said that, Tang Yan still stretched out his thief hand towards Wen Hui, but this time it was forbidden by the order, so he just scratched Wen Hui's chest very quickly and let go.
Everyone heard this, but no one could understand it, and everyone looked at Tang Yan strangely.
Zhou Tong pulled Tang Yan to sit down, and said with a smile: "Tang Shao's singing is really good, his voice is too loud." "This is pure sycophancy, Xie Bin and Xiahou Kang rolled their eyes when they heard it, and said in their hearts, isn't it too grandiose?
Tang Yan seemed to feel that Zhou Tong was also coquettish with herself, and Zhou Tong's flattering attitude was indeed too attractive, so she said with some embarrassment: "Why are you like this, I really don't want to show respect to you all the time, but if you don't say it, I don't think it's very polite." One last time, not for a while. After that, the devil's claws stretched out again, and without waiting for Zhou Tong to react, he grabbed it directly, pinched it twice, and said, "Yours is much bigger than hers." Tang Yan pointed at Wen Hui.
Zhou Tong was stupid, not that she hadn't been touched by a guest, even Xie Bin had touched her breasts, but no matter how she had never seen Tang Yan's touch. If people want to do this kind of thing, they have to say at least two whispers, or take advantage of the opportunity to hug her and secretly touch two handfuls after telling meat jokes. It seems that Tang Yan stretched out his hand so openly, and after touching it magnificently, he took it out with a serious face and compared it with Wen Hui, which was really confusing and didn't know how to respond to him at all.
Xie Bin and Xiahou Kang were also stunned, Tang Yan looked serious, and said this twice, not next to anywhere.
Xie Bin saw Tang Yan touching Wenhui before, and thought that he was not interested in Zhou Tong, but now when he saw this, he muttered to himself in his heart: Could it be that Tang Yan has the idea of a double fly at night?
Xiao Yu, who was sitting next to Xie Bin, asked coquettishly: "What does Tang Shao mean?" What do you mean by respect? ”
Tang Yan frowned, shook his head and said, "Don't be coquettish with me, you are Xie Bin's woman, I don't want to show respect to you." ”
"Tang Yan, what do you mean?" Xiahou Kang asked with a roll of his eyes.
Tang Yan scratched his head: "Don't you all know?" When a girl is coquettish to you or flirts with you, you should respond, such as kissing her or touching her breasts, this is a human relationship, do you want to show respect to girls? Otherwise, how sad the girl is, she will tease you, but you will not respond at all. ”
Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Tang Yan's serious expression of bitterness and hatred, and then burst into crazy laughter together.
Xie Bin laughed so hard that he almost didn't pounce on the coffee table, barely stood up, pointed at Tang Yan and said, "Hahahaha, Tang Yan, you are really too damaged, and only you can think of this kind of method of taking advantage of girls." ”
Several other people also had the same expression, obviously taking Tang Yan's words as a joke. At this time, the two women who were touched were also relieved, it turned out that Tang Yan was the kind of person who could tell jokes with a straight face.
"Tang Yan, it's a pity that you don't want to be a cross talk actor, now those cross talk actors, one by one, have not made the audience laugh before they laugh better than anyone else, and there is a shortage of talents like you in the cross talk industry." Xiahou Kang also laughed almost anymore, and then said to Qingqing: "Did you hear that?" Don't be coquettish with me, or I'll show you respect. ”
"Nasty!" Qingqing leaned on Xiahou Kang with his shoulder.
Xiahou Kang didn't give in, grabbed a handful directly on his chest, and said with a straight face: "Don't let you be like this, you are not like this, it seems that I can't show respect to you!" As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't hold back, he laughed like a neurotic child first, but his hand was reluctant to move away from Qingqing's chest, this girl, her appearance can only play eighty points, but this figure, absolutely nothing, to have height, to have a strip, to be fat, where it should be fat, where it should be fat, it is not long at all.
"You're so annoying!" Qingqing snorted in disgust and knocked Xiahou Kang's hand off his chest.
Xiaoyu next to him smiled and said to Xie Bin: "Xie Shao, don't learn from them, it's too shameless!" ”
Xie Bin laughed and hugged Xiaoyu into his arms: "I'm not as anxious as the two of them, and there is a lot of time for long nights." ”
Xiaoyu threw a wink: "If you have the ability, you can take me away tonight, every time I say that the sky is crazy, in the end, I don't let the family go home alone." ”
"Come on, Fang Chang!" Xie Bin said meaningfully, but he was secretly boasting about Xiaoyu in his heart, this girl is too good at chatting, knowing that there is a brother-in-law sitting next to her, and she talks so roundly, but in fact, what is the love between the two of them?
The shadow in the private room just now caused by Tang Yan's roaring song, as Tang Yan's "joke" seemed to disappear, Tang Yan also seemed to have forgotten about singing for the time being, and began to play group games at Zhou Tong's suggestion.
Since it's a group game, it's definitely not based on drinking, of course, drinking must be one of the means, and most of the punishments for losers are the idea between men and women, to put it bluntly, it's nothing more than deliberately letting three men take advantage.
I was having fun when there was a sudden loud noise, and the door of the private room was kicked open......
A man in his thirties walked in, his face gloomy and his eyes clearly searching for something. When his gaze obviously fell on Zhou Tong's body, his eyes narrowed, and then he began to look at Tang Yan, who was almost sitting on Zhou Tong's lap.
A girl behind him walked in in a panic, and stammered to Zhou Tong: "Sister Tong, Sun Gongzi is ...... I can't stop ......."
"It's none of your business, go aside." Sun Gongzi stared, and he was born with a pair of triangular eyes, even if he didn't stare, he looked very annoying, like a snake.
Zhou Tong stood up, tried hard to make himself laugh, and went up to hold Sun Gongzi's arm: "Sun Gongzi, what are you...... I'll be looking for you in a moment......"
Before he finished speaking, Sun Gongzi shook Zhou Tong's hand away, and said angrily: "Zhou Tong, I told you not to fucking shame on me, you know that Lao Tzu is here for you, ** I have been fighting with me, mom, you are having a good time here, leaving Lao Tzu alone over there, ** Trick me?" ”
"How dare I, isn't this a few old friends, I'm just here to accompany me. You extinguish the fire, go back first, and I'll go to you right away...... Why don't I go with you? After that, Zhou Tong took Sun Gongzi's arm again, turned his face to Xie Bin and Tang Yan and said, "Xie Shao, I'm sorry, I'll go over for a while." ”