When Fan Wuxian tried hard to open his eyes, he found that he was in front of him a pair of surprisingly large **, almost bigger than his head, and then a pair of big hands forcibly stuffed the protruding ** into his mouth, and the gurgling milk rushed into his throat like a flood with a milky smell, almost suffocating him, and at this moment he finally confirmed one thing, he was reborn.

Although I don't know why such a ridiculous thing happened, it is gratifying that God did not let Fan Wuxian recognize the thief as his father, his father is still that father, his mother is still that mother, his sister is still that sister, his brother is still that brother, and even the small bungalow that he has lived in for more than ten years in his childhood impression is still the same.

The only difference is that time has gone back thirty-three years like flowing water, the turbid sky has become blue, and the dirty air has become natural and fresh, making Fan Wuxi, an old thief, just a baby waiting to be fed, but his baby is very different from other babies.

Although Fan Wuxi's thinking is already the standard of an adult, his thinking can only be limited to the body of a small baby, so there are many things he wants to do but can't do, such as making some miracles or something.

The culmination of thirty-three years of life experience after Ji Fan was disease-free, as well as the lessons learned from his ears and eyes, if he wants to get ahead, he must fly first, or to say better, he must be the first to occupy the market, so he thinks that if he can make some extraordinary movements, it should be of great benefit to his future life path, and this movement, the most brilliant thing is to pretend to be B.

It is generally recorded in the history books that when the ancient sages were born, they often filled the room with a strange fragrance and golden light, or the Sanskrit sound descended from the sky, and the Buddhas came to the court or something, which was quite miraculous, so they were later able to transcend the saints and become a generation of grandmasters.

In Fan Wuxi's view, the so-called miracles are nothing more than these guys pretending to be ghosts, taking advantage of the lack of scientific knowledge of the toiling masses in feudal society, and unscrupulously carrying out outrageous pretending to fool them.

However, a moderate pretending to be b will also have some benefits for himself, at least Fan Wuxian thinks so.

I remember when I was a child, there was a neighbor's child in the family who caught a lot at the full moon, and grabbed his father's seal, so he was shocked by the neighbors, and praised this child for his promising, promising, and going to be an official and a big official in the future! It can be imagined how his family will cherish this promising son! Naturally, the later things were taken for granted, and the family treated the child as if it were a bodhisattva. It's just a pity that this promising child didn't become a big official in the end, but he didn't have anything to do later, and he made a stall with a seal to make a living, which can be regarded as responding to the call of the country and finding a way out on his own. Whenever he thinks of this matter, Fan Wuxian is a little worried, he didn't have the best treatment from a young man when he was a child.

Fan Wuxian also wants to pretend to be b, and if he wants to pretend to be big!

Thinking about it, the culmination of the ancient and modern pretending to be bb is none other than Siddhartha Gautama, the prince of the ancient Indian Kapila kingdom, that is, the Buddha Shakyamuni Nyorai, who later became the ancestor of all Buddhas.

It is said that when the girl fell to the ground, she jumped out of her mother's right rib very well, walked seven steps around, and gave birth to lotus step by step, but looked at the four directions, pointed to the sky with one hand, and pointed to the ground with one finger and said: "Heaven and earth, I am the only one." At this time, there were two dragons, who were also very cheap, and they actually came to have fun, spit warm water, spit cold water, and bathed him. This is said to be the bathing Buddha.

Fan Wuxian is naturally very hot for the vision made by Sakyamuni, but unfortunately he doesn't have this ability, although he himself is a caesarean section, and he doesn't take the conventional route, but there is still a big gap between the same Shakyamuni who jumped out of his mother's right rib. Moreover, he also thinks that he doesn't have the ability to give birth to lotus step by step, and now he has a problem even standing up, after all, he has only been born for a few days.

If Fan Wuxian could really perform a catwalk on the operating table, scratching his head and posing in two poses, it is estimated that the vision may not be able to come out, and he will be treated as a monster by the nurses who delivered the baby first. If it weren't for the fact that times have changed, and everyone has human rights, maybe he could really be thrown into a pit and drowned, which is really a bit uncertain.

Therefore, Fan Wuxian thought about it before and after, it is better not to do this shocking act, the gentleman is humble, and he is content with the destiny of heaven, since God has reborn him, then let it be like this! After Fan Wuxian figured this out, he naturally ate it with food and drank it with milk, but fortunately, he was breastfeeding, and he didn't have to worry about drinking melamine with milk powder.

The people of this era are still relatively simple!

A thought suddenly appeared in Fan Wuxi's mind, people here are stupid, there is a lot of money, come and be reborn quickly!

Thinking that in the next few decades, he will appear in the world with a face that is ahead of everyone's thinking, Fan Wuxian can't help but feel a little proud, no wonder everyone likes to be reborn, this feeling of being able to know everything in advance, is really not ordinary TMD!

It should be said that the year when Fan Wuxian was born was really not a celebration of more than a year.

On January 8, the beloved Premier Zhou passed away.

On March 8, meteorites fell from the sky in Jilin.

On 6 July, Chairman Zhu De passed away.

On 28 July, the Tangshan earthquake killed more than 240,000 people and injured more than 160,000.

On September 9, the Chairman passed away.

This year's Chinese people can be described as many calamities, and numbers like 258369 did not bring auspicious happiness to everyone, fortunately, in the same year, the Gang of Four was arrested, which lasted for a whole decade, setting back the national economy for decades, and the damned * that countless people were down.

And this year is also the eve of the restlessness of the whole China entering a new era.