Chapter 402: Little boy, when will you really grow up
Since Butterfly Dance's wife actually said the cruel words of remarrying, and Xiyue's wife actually said that it is better to have a man than to use her fingers, it proves that she will definitely not be able to convince these two wives who are killed and cannot agree to go to the He family, but the problem is that if you don't go on a trip, don't pick up you, me and him, or determine whether you and I are dead or alive, I will definitely not be able to calm down and cultivate.
Therefore, it is still necessary to go, but how to go is a question worth discussing.
If it was placed in the past, according to Zhang He's character, it might be very likely that he would quietly slip away and go to He's house to have a look, but now Zhang He is no longer the young and vigorous Zhang He who tosses at will with only enthusiasm. has a family and a wife, and there are so many wives who love him deeply, as a man, it is definitely not right to let his wife spend day and night in worry and torment, so although it is necessary to go, you must first convince the wife of Butterfly Dance and the wife of Xiyue before you can go.
Although this is not enough to dispel their worries, as long as you come up with a practical plan, at least you can make them less worried, right?
But the question is, how can we convince the Butterfly Dance Wife and the Cherishing Moon Wife, who seem to be impossible to accommodate at all? Ming ". Knowing that his eloquence and logical thinking were definitely not the opponents of the two smart wives, Zhang He couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Eh, how can my brother be so stupid? As long as Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian can be persuaded to accompany their brother to the He family's residence, won't they be able to solve this problem easily? Of course, Zhang He didn't plan to use the power of Long Aotian and Zhuge Ao to suppress Long Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue, but just wanted to use the status of the two to ensure something.
For example, if my brother dares to mess around, they will decisively knock my brother unconscious and bring him back to Jiangling, right? Yes, let them do this on their own heavy ...... Isn't it okay to make a promise in front of your great-granddaughter? Yaya, you can't speak ill of your wife and brother, but in the face of these two unreliable old men, my brother doesn't care so much.
Thinking of this, Zhang He immediately stiffened his head and said, "That, why don't I go and discuss it with Lao Long Zhuge and them first?" ”
"Nope." Long Butterfly Dance denied without hesitation, "It's not negotiable. ”
Uh, why do you do that? Just when Zhang He was completely helpless, Zhuge Xiyue also immediately spoke, "If you dare to use the old ancestor to order us, then I will be the same as Sister Long, and immediately remarry, although it is difficult for me to marry a cultivator with good talent, but there is no big problem in marrying a good man, do you believe it?" ”
Eh, why are you so ruthless? Well, in order to avoid cheapening others, it's better for my brother to shut up immediately, Zhang He decisively chose to shut up, like a child who has done something wrong, obediently huddled on the sofa and didn't say a word.
In view of Zhang He's good appearance, the Dragon Butterfly Dance, who knew that what he said just now was indeed too heavy, finally relaxed his expression and said softly, "Zhang He, what I said just now is indeed a little heavier, don't you mind." ”
Eh, it's still good to pretend to be depressed and pitiful? Just when Zhang He couldn't help but be complacent about his improvisation, Zhuge Xiyue also immediately spoke, "Zhang He, I didn't mean that either, it's just, it's just ......"
Looking at Zhuge Xiyue who wanted to speak and stopped, but before the words were finished, a blushing expression had already appeared on his pretty face, Zhang He suddenly couldn't help but play a prank, and "revenge" these two who actually dared to threaten themselves to remarry and said that they wanted to remarry, and there was also a chick who dared to "excessively" say that there is a man who is better than always using his fingers to "swear words", otherwise, this loss is too big, isn't it?
Zhang He still lowered his head, still with an expression full of grievances, but he was finally willing to speak, "You said, it's just a god?" Zhang He stared at his toes and asked very aggrievedly.
Although Zhang He pretends to be very similar, but unfortunately, the audience he faces is Long Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue, whose IQ is much higher than him, both of them are shopping mall elites who have read countless people, I don't know how many old treacherous and cunning people have seen, and their acting skills are countless times higher than any Oscar actor, shopping mall tycoons and officialdom predators, how can Zhang He's acting skills deceive the two of them?
However, both of them are extremely intelligent women, and their grasp of interpersonal relationships has risen to the level of art, so they naturally know how to maintain interpersonal relationships, relationships and marriages.
You have to be ruthless when you should be ruthless, but you must be soft when you should be soft, men, you can indulge you occasionally be powerful, but you must not accept that you deprive him of his dignity as a man, so, after being powerful, you must let him "vent his anger".
It is said that at the beginning, Nuwa Niangniang only pinched out men, and later saw that the men were short-tempered and often attacked each other, so that there were a lot of accidental deaths of people who she worked hard to create, coupled with the natural death of human beings, although Nuwa Niangniang has been trying her best to create people, but she found that the more later, the speed of her own creation of people can not keep up with the speed of human death.
Later, in order to facilitate the rapid creation of man, Nuwa Niangniang added more water to the soil, so she pinched out the woman, and then later, men and women began to mate naturally, and later, under the harmonious combination of men and women, human beings were able to reproduce independently.
Not only that, because when creating a woman, more water was added, so a woman's nature is gentle as water, and because of this, under the nourishment of a woman's gentleness like water, men's anger has gradually weakened a lot, and the habit of fighting bravely and fiercely has gradually weakened a lot.
Under the moisturization of women's gentleness like water, the world gradually became harmonious, so Nuwa Niangniang also traveled the universe with confidence.
All, men are mud, women are water, men are destined to be strong and brave, women are destined to be gentle as water, and men made of mud are destined to be unable to stop women's gentleness like water, this is nature.
Of course, with the rapid development of the times, with the continuous extension of Nuwa Niangniang's distant years, the pattern of men and women in China is also changing rapidly at a very fast speed, but even in this era when men are becoming more and more women and women are becoming more and more man, men who like women are as gentle as water still occupy the vast majority, at least for now.
Zhang He is a man, a pure man, he naturally likes gentle women, not female men. Therefore, Long Diewu and Zhuge Xiyue both grasped Zhang He's heart very well, and it can't be said that they do what they like, but the two of them are really managing this relationship with their hearts.
Zhuge Xiyue glanced at Zhang He, who couldn't be worse than his acting skills, a little speechless, but he also met his wish very well, "It's just, it's just that I'm afraid of losing you." Although Zhuge Xiyue was originally going to fulfill Zhang He's wish, when this heartfelt love sentence blurted out, she couldn't help but blush, and suddenly became nervous.
Uh, it turns out that this chick can be shy too? Looking at the shy and embarrassed Zhuge Xiyue, listening to her love words from the bottom of her heart full of true feelings, Zhang He's vanity was suddenly greatly satisfied.
As a man, brother can't favor one over the other, right? Since Xiyue's wife is "reluctantly" talking about love, it should also be fair to let Butterfly Dance's wife say a few words? Zhang He couldn't help but turn his head to look at Long Diewu, although he didn't speak, the expression on his face clearly expressed what he meant.
Long Diewu also glanced at this guy who had to inch in a little speechlessly, and then blushed slightly, and said a little nervously, "That, I, I don't want to lose you either." ”
Uh, is it so hard to talk about love? Do you want to show you two sentences? But after thinking about it, Zhang He still decisively gave up this idea, because he knew very well that if it was replaced by himself, I am afraid it would be even more difficult.
Well, brother forgive you. Zhang He changed his depressed complexion, walked towards Zhuge Xiyue, who was still a little nervous, with a smile on his face, and without waiting for her to react, he took her into his arms and kissed her smooth forehead arrogantly and gently, "Don't worry, for you, I won't die lightly." ”
Without waiting for Zhuge Xiyue to speak, Zhang He immediately strode towards the Dragon Butterfly Dance.
With Zhuge Xiyue's experience, Long Butterfly Dance quickly reacted, "What do you want to do?" Long Butterfly Dance stood up abruptly and asked a little nervously.
Hm, isn't it just a kiss? As for whether there was such a big reaction? Zhang He glanced at the dragon butterfly dance a little speechlessly, and said helplessly, "It's all old husbands and wives, can't you kiss it?" ”
"Nope." Dragon Butterfly Dance refused without hesitation, but a pretty face instantly turned into a ripe apple.
Uh, not really, right? This chick is still quite open in bed, right?
In fact, Zhang He still doesn't know much about the Dragon Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue, under the cultivation of the ancient feudal education system in China, in addition to receiving feudal etiquette education such as three from the four virtues, but also received a lot of education on how to please men, or how to make men love themselves for a long time, so they will endure nervousness and shyness, and accompany Zhang He's endless madness, but the requirements of ancient Chinese people for women are to be virtuous and obedient to their husbands internally, and to be dignified and not presumptuous externally.
Therefore, although Dragon Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue later came into contact with a lot of modern ideas, and they were able to accept all kinds of madness and openness of modern men and women, when things happened to them, from a very young age, the feudal ideas that had penetrated into their bone marrow still instinctively jumped out.
They can be crazy, but they can only be crazy between two; They can be open, but they can only be open to Zhang He alone. Although Dragon Butterfly Dance and Zhuge Xiyue are already very familiar, they still can't be open in front of each other when it comes to kissing me and me.
Therefore, Zhang He's actions made both of them nervous, and it was a matter of course. It's a pity that Zhang He didn't give Long Diewu a chance to resist at all, and then he took her into his arms arrogantly and gently, and kissed her fiercely on her forehead, which had not left any traces of time.
Taking advantage of the fact that the two of them were still very nervous, Zhang He resolutely slipped away, "That, I'll go to Lao Long and Lao Zhuge to study the matter of Xuanyuan Acupoint." Without waiting for the two to speak, Zhang He decisively closed the door and quickly hid his figure after throwing down a word that lacked confidence.
Long Diewu and Zhuge Xiyue finally woke up from their nervousness, and both of them smiled awkwardly at each other, but they invariably had a helpless expression on their faces.
Zhang He's little bit of caution, how could they not guess.
After all, he still wanted to go to the He family, and after all, he still chose to be willful, although this kind of willfulness is affectionate and righteous, and it should be encouraged, but as a woman, as his woman, the two of them involuntarily rose a thick helplessness.
Because, this kind of willfulness may make him go and never return.
Although, Long Butterfly Dance doesn't like ruthless and unrighteous sleekers, and Zhuge Xiyue doesn't like ruthless and unrighteous people, but as women, they are all selfish, and at the juncture of life and death decisions, they will all choose to let others die and let Zhang He live well.
Therefore, from their point of view, Zhang He is still a willful little boy after all, a little boy who still does not put his family first.
As women, they would rather not have this kind of affection and justice, a good boy who does not care about a good man for the sake of others, they would rather have a man who is sleek, accidental, and puts his family first.
Therefore, a sentence that would make Zhang He completely speechless came out of their hearts: Little boy, when will you really grow up?
People are selfish, love is selfish, in the face of Zhang He's life and death, Long Diewu and Zhuge Xiyue are also selfish, and in relative laughter, both of them can only shake their heads helplessly, burying their deep worries deep in their hearts.
ps: I drank too much last night and didn't pass the book on time, please forgive me. The customs of the countryside are enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that people are a little helpless, after marriage, every day there are uncles and uncles and other relatives to invite dinner, rare marriage leave, but also can only be spent in eating and drinking, can not go anywhere, hey!
In the next two or three days, the chapter after 12 o'clock in the evening may not be uploaded on time, the little brother hereby explains in advance, and please forgive me. Thank you!
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