Looking at Zhuge Xiyue, Ah Duo and Gu Bayi, who were all empty in their hands, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a sense of relief. There is no pen and paper, it seems that my brother doesn't have to write for the time being, as long as I wait for my brother to return to the city, I won't be afraid to write this thing. Nima, there is such a good thing as a computer, do you still need to be afraid that you can't find a sincere guarantee?

The corners of Zhang He's mouth couldn't help but float a faint smile, but in the blink of an eye, the smile froze at the corner of his mouth, because Zhuge Xiyue took out the contact stone.

Uh, you don't bring such a play, do you? Zhang He really wanted to contact Long Aotian and Zhuge Huoao first, even if it was a temptation, he wanted to deliberately disappear these two dead old men, so that his brother's group of wives and adults could not find paper and pencils, and give his brother a chance to plagiarize. However, under the watchful eye of his wife, Zhang He completely lost the opportunity to cheat.

It didn't take long for Zhuge Huoao, the old guy who "has not achieved enough things to lose", really sent paper and pen, and the paper is still rice paper, and the pen is also a brush.

Nima, you old bastard, old glass, old thing...... If brother doesn't disturb your harem, brother will ...... Just let all the young and beautiful unmarried women of your Zhuge family be harmed, Zhang He couldn't help but glared viciously at Zhuge Huoao, who was full of obscene smiles, but he had to walk step by step to the rice paper that had been tiled on the ground by Zhuge Xiyue and others under the watchful eyes of all his wives and adults, with a smile that was more ugly than crying.

Ah Duo was very well-behaved with pen and ink, and took the wolf brush, Zhang He really wanted to cry.

Who should I write it to first? This is another headache, a little careless, it is difficult to say that because of this little thing, you will become the target of public criticism, and even, it is very likely to lead to another god-like question.

After thinking about it and thinking about it again, Zhang He said with little confidence, "In this way, everyone will announce their age, and I will write a letter of guarantee to all wives and adults according to their age." ”

All the wives brushed together again, and gave Zhang He a vicious look!

Uh, this offends people too? Zhang He couldn't help but feel a pain again.

"A woman's age is a secret." Gu Bayi was white again, and then said viciously.

Okay, so it's not a secret that you gods? Zhang He thought a little helplessly, and had to use his brain again, seriously thinking about how to complete this difficult and difficult task on the premise of ensuring that no one was offended.

Fortunately, Wang Jingyan was finally willing to come forward to help him, "Let's go alphabetically according to the surname." ”

"Yes." Long Diewu also added with a smile, "However, you have to include Jenfinie, Liu Meiyan, and Sissi, who we haven't seen yet, and their guarantees must also be written, and when the time comes, I will help you rent a locker in the bank and keep it for you first." ”

Uh, so ruthless! Eight guarantees, my brother has never written so many guarantees in his life, Zhang He wanted to cry again, but he had to carefully calculate the order, so as not to be embarrassed by his wife and adults again.

Ah Duo, Ah A, A, the first one, Zhang He seriously recalled the bits and pieces with Ah Duo, and then waved the wolf's hair, "Ah Duo's wife, I promise that I will never mess with flowers and ......grass again in the future" Then, there was no then.

Because, Zhang He, who has never written a letter of guarantee, can't write it at all.

Nima, when my brother was in school, why did he only know desperate mathematics and science, and didn't know how to study and learn Chinese? is seriously biased, and his brother can only be admitted to a university with such a garbage as Jiangling Medical College.

Looking at Zhang He, who was racking his brains, as a top student who graduated from Yenching University, one of the top universities in China, Ah Duo pursed his lips disdainfully before he said seriously, "I said, you write." ”

Eh, can there be such a good thing as silent writing? Ah Duo's words made Zhang He involuntarily feel relaxed.

Looking at Zhang He's beginning, Ah Duo couldn't help but pout his lips again, and said with disdain on his face, "Rewrite." ”

Well, who made Ge Wencai bad, and he couldn't speak sweet words, and he was so fond of flowers and grass? Zhang He hurriedly took away the rice paper that left his ink treasure and laid a new piece of rice paper neatly.

Mrs. Aduo:

In view of the fact that I have a romantic nature, do not know self-love, seriously violated the marriage law of China, and committed the crime of bigamy seven times, I have now deeply realized my mistake.

……

Ah Duo is worthy of being a secretarial student, writing things, just like writing a formal written report, every sentence is very rigorous, even, even the punctuation marks are required very strictly, under the requirements of Ah Duo word by word, Zhang He soon filled the guarantee of three full sheets of paper, and Ah Duo finally entered the summary process.

Because Mrs. Aduo understands the righteousness and magnanimity, and forgives all the mistakes I have made, I have made the following assurances after deep reflection:

1. Guarantee that you will no longer mess with flowers and grass, whether it is as beautiful as a fairy or as ugly as a dinosaur, as long as you find that the other party (including the same sex) has love for you, or because of an attempt to approach me, I will definitely refuse sternly, how far away to hide, and I will definitely report to Ah Duo's wife seriously afterwards, and there must be no half of deception.

Eh, does my brother have such a heavy taste? You said that dinosaurs are just forget it, and people are also female animals, but you actually added brackets, along with sex, this is really unreasonable? In your heart, is my brother such an unprincipled person? But before Zhang He finished speaking, Ah Duo spoke again.

Second, if the other party does not listen to the advice and still shamelessly seduces me, I should immediately ask Ah Duo's wife to come forward and clean up such sluts.

3. The guarantee shall take effect immediately, shall not be changed, and shall not be violated, otherwise, it shall be abstinent for 100 years.

Eh, so ruthless, abstinent for a hundred years? Zhang He was suddenly messy, but Ah Duo put away his own guarantee with satisfaction. The second, Gu Bayi, spread out the rice paper and picked up the wolf's hair, Zhang He was suddenly helpless.

How to write? Write about Shenma? Zhang He couldn't help but glance at Gu Bayi helplessly, and used his brains again, fortunately, with Ah Duo taking the lead, Gu Bayi was also deeply inspired, "Write nine hundred and ninety-nine I love you, Gu Bayi, and then promise not to find a ninth woman, otherwise, wash my underwear, underwear and socks for a lifetime." ”

Well, this one is ruthless enough! But under Gu Bayi's unblinking gaze, Zhang He had to wave his wolf hair again, and wrote down a few big words of Gu Bayi's wife without hesitation, and then began to repeat the six words I love you and Gu Bayi frantically.

Next is the Dragon Butterfly Dance, this chick's request is even more ruthless, so Zhang He wrote in black and white that he promised not to find the ninth woman, otherwise, he would not be allowed to leave him for a hundred years.

Ah Duo, the guarantee demanded by Gu Bayi and Long Butterfly Dance has made Zhang He very painful. Abstinence - a hundred years of desire, wash underwear, underwear and socks for a lifetime, and not leave yourself for a hundred years, isn't this going to kill my brother?

Washing laundry and socks, following the Dragon Butterfly Dance every day, I can still grit my teeth and stick to it, but the problem is that the Dragon Butterfly Dance has to accompany herself, and Gu Bayi has to wash the clothes by herself, in this way, the two of them will definitely be by my brother's side every day, it's hard to say, the other wives are also there, so that every day in front of a bunch of flower-like beauties, how can you make your brother abstain?

Unless, my brother wields a knife from the palace and is willing to be nine thousand years old, otherwise, my brother will definitely be suffocated to death.

But however, the world is big, and his wife is the biggest, Zhang He had to spread out the rice paper again, and seriously thought about the guarantee letter to Liu Meiyan, fortunately, this time there was no one to supervise, so Zhang He was finally able to write a guarantee with a relatively small number of words, however, just when Zhang He was about to write a more acceptable guarantee condition, Gu Bayi spoke again, "My cousin's conditions, I will decide for her." After thinking about it, Gu Bayi said with a serious face, "In this way, if you find a ninth woman, you promise to wash my cousin's feet for the rest of her life, and help her draw her eyebrows and comb her hair for a lifetime." ”

Well, this seems to be a little simpler, but after thinking about it, Zhang He suddenly felt that the egg hurt very much, according to the character that women like to compare, as long as my brother makes a magic horse for a woman, other women will definitely do whatever it takes to let themselves do it, whether it is coquettish, seductive, threatening, anyway, they will definitely do whatever it takes to achieve their goals.

In this way, as long as my brother dares to find a ninth woman, he is destined to abstain from wanting for a hundred years, not to mention that he has to help everyone wash his underwear, underwear and socks for a lifetime, and help everyone wash his feet for a lifetime, paint his eyebrows for a lifetime, comb his hair for a lifetime, and be a follower for his wife and adults for a lifetime.

Your sister, the price of this cheating is really unbearable; The conditions of this guarantee are really unbearable.

finally arrived at Wang Jingyan, but what Zhang He didn't expect was that Wang Jingyan, who has always been cold and indisputable, was so ruthless, this chick who didn't seem to care about the gods and horses, actually proposed to let Zhang He cook and wash dishes for a lifetime, sweep and mop the floor for a lifetime, and do all this according to every woman's preferences.

Zhang He completely burst into tears! But I had to spread out the rice paper with trembling hands, as for Qianqian, Zhang He simply didn't use her surname, anyway, he was used to calling her Xiqian.

After everyone has been negotiating, if Zhang He dares to betray Qianqian and find a ninth woman, he must be a lifelong maid for Qianqian to make up for his debt to Qianqian.

Mom, what kind of gods do you have to specify this waiter? In the face of this guarantee of too much flexibility, Zhang He couldn't help but feel that the future was bleak.

However, he had to spread out the rice paper and carefully write the last two guarantees, one for Zhuge Xiyue and one for Jen Venie, both of whom started with z, in view of Zhuge Xiyue on the spot, so Zhang He first wrote down the eight big characters of Zhuge Xiyue's wife, and then, in fear, waited for Zhuge Xiyue, the eccentric, who can always change the way to clean up people's wife.

Zhuge Xiyue pondered for a moment, and then began to speak clearly, after Zhang He wrote the confession content of the entire four pieces of rice paper, Zhuge Xiyue fell into contemplation again, and after a while, Zhuge Xiyue, whose face was full of charming smiles, finally spoke again.

Sure enough, he was able to change his way to clean up people, and wrote down Zhuge Xiyue's requirements, if he dared to find the ninth woman, he would be satisfied with every wife within a hundred years, and there was no bottom guarantee at all, Zhang He was completely dead set on finding the ninth woman.

The last guarantee was written to Jen Venie, on the basis of Zhuge Xiyue's guarantee that there was no bottom limit, even if everyone had their brain cells running to the extreme, no one could come up with better guarantee conditions, so the wives and adults had a black belly and asked Zhang He to repeat the request to Zhuge Xiyue.

Finally finished writing the guarantee, and Zhang He was completely dead set on finding the ninth woman, but Long Aotian came with the news that Xue Kun's idiot figure finally appeared in his and Zhuge Huo's divine consciousness.

Nima, brother just can't find a place to be angry? Zhang He's completely disheartened heart suddenly became hot again