638 [Who's making a fool of yourself?] 】
"Mr. President, as a civilized man, I disdain to be at the same table with this rude barbarian. He poured alcohol on my colleague, Mr. Yokota, for no reason, completely ignoring the majesty of the White House. He didn't have any reason to do this, just because he hated Yue himself...... "Nishikawa Yakumo is worthy of being the elite of Prime Minister Yumoto's team, and the initial anger disappeared in a flash. There is no dirty word in his mouth, and he speaks in crepe, pretending to be a gentleman who meets a hooligan, and he is completely a well-informed victim.
"What's going on?" Reagan looked at his White House chief of staff, Kenneth Duberstein, who shook his head and said he didn't know.
Anliska, the White House butler who was standing not far away and commanding the internal affairs staff, walked up behind Reagan and whispered, "Mr. President, I'll go over and have a look." ”
Reagan nodded slightly, turned his face to Prime Minister Yasuhiro Nakasone next to him, and smiled apologetically at him.
Yasuhiro Nakasone smiled very gracefully, and when everyone's attention was focused on the guests at Wang Zijun's table, Mr. Prime Minister suddenly frowned with a gloomy face.
The White House butler Anlyska came to the middle of Wang Zijun and Nishikawa Yakumo, bent down and saluted and asked, "Gentlemen, is there anything you need help with?" ”
At this time, Yokota had already wiped the red wine off his face, and his eyes were angry at Wang Zijun. If it weren't for his self-restraint, just based on Wang Zijun's behavior that made him ugly in public just now, he would have already swung a punch at Wang Zijun.
Wang Zijun turned a blind eye to Yokota Jie's hostile eyes, and smiled casually: "Yes, Mr. Butler, there are two nasty flies on this table, and I want to borrow a fly swatter to drive them away." ”
"Flutter!" Hearing Wang Zijun's insinuating words, many female guests nearby couldn't help laughing. Just looking at the constipated expressions on the faces of Nishikawa Yakumo and Yokota Yuki, you can know who the two flies in Wang Zijun's mouth are.
"Who are you scolding flies?" Yokota Yuki was so angry that his chest rose and fell violently, this is a White House dinner, it is rare to participate in it once in a lifetime, and he was scolded as a fly in front of so many dignitaries and nobles.
Wang Zijun flicked the empty glass with his fingers and said with a smile: "You are really self-aware, as soon as I finished speaking, I couldn't wait to take a seat." That's right, you're a dirty fly. ”
"Baga ......" Yokota Yuki was already furious, and when he heard Wang Zijun's "ciluo" naked insult, his head immediately exploded. Yokota Yuki felt that he had become the object of ridicule from many dignitaries and nobles in the banquet hall, and he was so angry that he suddenly lost his mind and frantically threw himself at Wang Zijun.
Nishikawa Yakumo wanted to grab Yokota Yuki and persuade him not to be impulsive, but it was too late. I saw that Yokota Knot was completely out of order and hit Wang Zijun's side, wanting to knock Wang Zijun down and hug the old fist. And Lin Qingxia, who was sitting on Wang Zijun's left, was also affected by the pond fish, according to the trajectory of Yokota Jie's movement, he was about to knock Lin Qingxia to the ground before he touched Wang Zijun.
Lin Qingxia didn't know why Wang Zijun suddenly went crazy and splashed other people's wine, and was about to ask out loud, when she saw Yokota Yu crashing towards her, and she was suddenly shocked.
Wang Zijun pulled on the back of Lin Qingxia's seat and directly pulled her away with the chair. Then he stretched out his right hand and grabbed Yokota's wrist and twisted it, causing Yokota Yuki, who was charging in anger, to lose his balance and rush towards the table.
"Puff puff...... Yokota Yuzu's entire upper body slammed into the dining table, knocking several people's utensils flying. The old woman opposite Wang Zijun who had not spoken much had been drenched in sweet soup on her chest, and she stood up with a complete loss of demeanor for fear of hitting her already shriveled breasts.
"Oh, Mr. Yokota, why are you so careless." Wang Zijun smiled and helped up Yokota Yuki, who was still holding a six-ripe steak in his glasses, and his funny appearance made many people laugh.
When Mr. Butler saw the messy dining table, he immediately had a headache, and the situation in front of him was beyond his ability.
"Personal attacks, this is a naked personal attack of the" ciluo ". I didn't expect that a rogue would come in at a solemn and noble White House state dinner. Mr. Wang Zijun, I solemnly warn you now, you must apologize to me and Mr. Yokota......" Nishikawa Yakumo is obviously much calmer than Yokota Yuki, and until now, he still looks like he is arguing and polite.
At this point, President Reagan and Yasuhiro Nakasone obviously could no longer sit idly by and left their seats.
Nancy, the president's wife, looked at Wang Zijun with dissatisfaction, in her opinion, it was completely Wang Zijun who was making trouble and making a mess of her banquet. You know, Nancy is a very strong woman, plus she is cautious and has a bad temper, and what she says in the White House works even better than Reagan herself. Today's banquet was carefully organized by her from beginning to end, and she was busy for a whole week, and now she was messed up by Wang Zijun, and Nancy wanted to ask the guards to throw it out directly.
Before Reagan and Yasuhiro Nakasone could speak, Nancy thought she was out of her voice: "Gentlemen, maybe you need to give me an explanation." ”
Nishikawa Yakumo pulled the angry Yokota knot, signaled him not to move, and then said to Nancy with a smile on his face: "Madame President, Yokota-kun and I were just tasting the delicious dishes you had carefully prepared, and this savage guy suddenly spilled his own red wine on Yokota's face. Then Mr. Butler came to inquire, and the barbarian insulted me and Yokota-kun as flies, and also knocked Yokota-kun down and pressed him on the dining table. All of this is obvious to all......"
Many of the guests nodded subconsciously and automatically stood on Nishikawa Yakumo's side, but many more were smiling and looking forward to how things would go. You know, it's boring to go to a banquet, and now there's such a good show, and both sides are Asian at the time, what could be more fun than this?
Nancy looked at Wang Zijun and asked, "Is that so?" Mr. Wang. ”
"Mr. Nishikawa's words are completely true." Wang Zijun nodded and smiled.
......Seeing that Wang Zijun admitted without hesitation, the scene was in an uproar, and everyone looked at Wang Zijun in surprise, as if they were looking at a neurotic.
There were also a few reporters at the banquet who had been allowed to come in to take pictures, and now they were pressing the shutter in ecstasy, and the housekeeping staff could not stop their enthusiasm for digging up the news.
The president's wife couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when she heard Wang Zijun's readily admitted, and before she could get angry, Wang Zijun continued: "But why did Mr. Xichuan only say half of what he said? Do you dare to tell everyone what you had to say before I poured my wine? ”
The onlookers were stunned when they heard the words, and at the same time they were even more looking forward to it.
Nishikawa Yakumo sneered, "Of course I dare, Yokota-kun and I are talking about tonight's food." Yokota-kun said that today's dishes were of a world-class standard, and the president's wife was very tasteful. As soon as he said this, Mr. Wang Zijun poured red wine on Yokota-kun. Perhaps, he disagrees. ”
Well, this guy's brain is really fast, and he is not many times smarter than that pig-headed Yokota Yuki. A few words of understatement not only pushed away all his faults, but also patted the first lady of the United States on the back by the way, and made the president's wife have a great attitude towards Wang Zijun.
Although Nancy is cautious and impatient, she can usually take care of all kinds of affairs in an orderly manner, and she is obviously not a brainless person in the American political arena.
Nishikawa Yakumo's sycophant, although it didn't go overboard, aroused Nancy's suspicions. And she also didn't believe that Wang Zijun, as an international celebrity, would make trouble at the White House state banquet, apparently it was the conversation between Nishikawa Yakumo and Yokota Yuki that angered Wang Zijun.
Sure enough, Wang Zijun sneered and said, "Hey, this is a little different from what I heard." I really want to hear someone say that the more animals die, the better, and that the veterans who went to Nanjing to confess were fools, and invited Chinese to accompany them at the banquet for Prime Minister Yuben, and that Mr. President and his wife were idiots? ”
Xichuan Yakumo can provoke Nancy to be hostile to Wang Zijun, and Wang Zijun is naturally not far behind, and his words are also full of oil and vinegar.
Nancy's face was gloomy, and with her suspicious and cautious eyes, she naturally didn't believe anyone's words. can be compared, Wang Zijun's words are more credible, after all, it is impossible for Wang Zijun to be mad at the state banquet for no reason.
Yasuhiro Nakasone is known as a grass on the wall in the political arena, and he used to mix with right-wing forces, but in order to be promoted, he sold his teammates to support the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and China, and after he became prime minister, his policy toward China was also relatively friendly. But he is a right-winger in his bones, and there are many right-wingers around him, such as Nishikawa Yakumo and Yokota Yuki are typical representatives.
Hearing Wang Zijun say this, Yasuhiro Nakasone has already believed most of it, because with Nishikawa Yakumo and Yokota Yuki, it is very normal to say such things.
"Is that so? Ms. Yamaguchi. Yasuhiro Nakasone suppressed his anger and asked the old woman on the side for confirmation, and secretly scolded the two bastards Nishikawa Yakumo in his heart for speaking regardless of the occasion.
Kyoko Yamaguchi shook her head and said, "Mr. Nishikawa and Mr. Yokota had a very quiet conversation, and I had a bad ear, so I didn't hear clearly." ”
The others at the same table also said that they didn't hear clearly. Mr. Noguchi glanced at Wang Zijun suspiciously, he remembered that Wang Zijun was chatting with him at that time, and then he suddenly burst out and poured alcohol. It all happened so suddenly that others couldn't react at all.
When Yasuhiro Nakasone learned that except for Wang Zijun, no one had heard the conversation between Nishikawa Yakumo and Yokota Yuki, and immediately calmed down, and said to Wang Zijun: "Mr. Wang, I think you need to give everyone a more reasonable explanation, otherwise your behavior is an insult to our country, and I will reserve the right to pursue it." ”
Pursue what? Naturally, Wang Zijun is forbidden to enter the book, and Wang Zijun's works are prohibited from entering the book, and it is forbidden to ...... Anyway, there are more means of punishment.
"Haha, whatever you want." Wang Zijun laughed nonchalantly, and then said with a serious face, "Your Excellency, I don't think there is anything wrong with my behavior. I don't think anyone here can pretend that nothing happened and eat at the same table as if nothing had happened after hearing someone insult their motherland and nation! Your Excellency Prime Minister, what would you do if someone said to your face that the atomic bomb on Hiroshima killed too few people and that those who died deserved it? ”
Before Yasuhiro Nakasone could speak, Nishikawa Yakumo hurriedly denied it: "No, I didn't say anything insulting to my surname, I was just discussing food with Yokota-kun at the time." You're slandering! ”
"You can not admit it! If it were me, I wouldn't admit it. Wang Zijun sneered, and said apologetically to Reagan and Nancy, "Mr. and Mrs. President, I'm really sorry for disrupting your banquet tonight." I don't think there's any need to stay here, especially to eat at the same table with two militarists, it's an insult to me and my country. ”
Nishikawa Yakumo fell into the well and became a bad person, and made a reasonable appearance and said, "Mr. Wang, I think you must have heard it wrong. But when anyone doesn't make mistakes, as long as they don't insist on sticking to their mistakes. Let's sit down and talk calmly, and don't make the president and his wife ugly. ”
"Don't pretend to be so generous," Wang Zijun pointed to Xichuan Yakumo, "Dare to say but dare not admit it, just a coward." I'll teach you how to be a fair and honest person, look at my mouth shape - you militarist idiot! ”
Seeing that Wang Zijun was out of shape, Yasuhiro Nakasone immediately grabbed the handle and said: "Mr. Wang Zijun, please pay attention to your words and deeds, you are insulting the personnel of our mission to the United States!" ”
"Say whatever you want." Wang Zijun said, "It's a big deal, I won't go to this book for the rest of my life." One less market, maybe my movies, games, and comics will lose a lot of money, but I don't regret it. Because the dignity of the state and the nation is priceless, and nothing else is worth mentioning compared to these! Mr. President, Mrs. Nancy, take your leave! ”
Wang Zijun stretched out his hands, pulled Lin Qingxia and Audrey Hepburn and walked out, leaving nearly 200 guests stunned there.
If it weren't for the sake of taking care of his own face, some of the Americans present might have applauded Wang Zijun's behavior.
After some confrontation, the vast majority of people believed Wang Zijun's statement, because Wang Zijun was talking about the loss of the market. And everything he did was only because someone insulted his country and nation, which is a very valuable spirit and character.
Mr. Isamu Noguchi looked at the back of Wang Zijun leaving, but his thoughts had flown to more than 40 years ago. He remembered his teacher Qi Baishi's sentence "Shougao is not ashamed to be a thief, and Chang'an is not ugly to be hungry", and he remembered his friend Yue Lun's red and bloodshot eyes and impactful anti-war sculpture...... Perhaps, this is the reason why the Chinese finally won the war between China and China. Noguchi sat there, no longer having the appetite to eat, and he was worried about the resurgence of right-wingers in the past few years.
Yasuhiro Nakasone's face was very ugly, the scene just now, Wang Zijun slipped away by himself without evidence, but the Americans present obviously believed Wang Zijun more. The book, including him, the prime minister, made a big fool of himself at tonight's banquet.
Moreover, he really didn't dare to take Wang Zijun with this political axe. Ban on selling Wang Zijun's movies, ? So many people are watching tonight, and most of them will be stabbed in the media, if this political axe really uses means to retaliate against Wang Zijun, it is purely a joke to show others, exposing himself to the petty family.
Of course, behind the scenes means are indispensable, for example, when Wang Zijun's movie entered the book, all kinds of review checks had to be stricter.
On the other side, Wang Zijun pulled Lin Qingxia and Audrey Hepburn out of the banquet hall when a White House housekeeper rushed up to take them away.
Audrey Hepburn said, "Darling, you were too impulsive just now. ”
"Hehe, as soon as my brain is hot, I spill the wine." Wang Zijun smiled heartlessly, "The water spilled by the married daughter can't be collected if you want to." It's better to be tough, and to be honest, I still have a little regret about it. ”
Lin Qingxia comforted: "I think you're right, you can make money anywhere, and you can't admit defeat as a man." ”
"Haha, that's reasonable." Wang Zijun said with a smile. Taiwan's side will not deal with the fact that it has not come, and it only resumed the import of the film last year, and his move will definitely be unanimously approved by the government and the people.
"Zachary, Zachary, wait a minute......" The three of them were about to walk out of the White House, but a woman's voice came from behind.
Who dares to shout so much in the White House?
Wang Zijun and the three turned around curiously, but saw a man and a woman chasing out two Americans. The woman is about 30 years old and looks a little thin, while the man is only in his early twenties, and he walks with a sense of bohemianism.
"Zachary, the way you reprimanded those monkeys just now is so manly, it's cool!" The man walked up and smiled at Wang Zijun.
Wang Zijun was confused, the eldest brother in front of him was too open-mouthed. This is in the White House, and there is still a banquet for Prime Minister Yuben, this guy actually shouted out Yuben Monkey in front of the internal affairs staff, isn't he afraid of spreading it out and saying that he himself is protesting?
The woman said to the housekeeper, "Ark, you go down first, I will take Mr. Wang away." ”
"Yes, miss." The housekeeper finished and left.
"Who are you?" Wang Zijun couldn't help but ask.
The woman said, "My name is Patty Davis, and this is my brother Ron." ”
Before Wang Zijun could react, Audrey Hepburn had already whispered to remind him: "Darling, they are the son and daughter of President Reagan." ”
As soon as Audrey Hepburn reminded her, Wang Zijun also suddenly recalled the rumors about the two princes and princesses in front of her.
Patty Davis, the daughter of President Reagan, is a typical representative of America's "Bad Generation." Dropped out of school early to wander around, participated in anti-war movements, lived with rock singers, began to take drugs at the age of 15, and did not successfully quit until he was 30, took nude photos of playboys in his 40s, and almost broke off the father-daughter relationship with Reagan.
And Ron is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is specifically working against his father. Even after Reagan was elected president as a Republican candidate, this guy deliberately ran to join the Ben Cook Party, and his words and deeds made the Republican Party lose face.
These are pure two living treasures!
(To be continued)