in the movie. Deng Xiaolong failed to apply for the police because of his height.

When applying for a security guard, he learned the lesson of his last failure, and actually found two bottles of canned drinks and glued them to his feet.

Bang Bang

When Deng Xiaolong stepped on the can, he raised his height and went to measure his height comically.

The 3,000 spectators in the cinema were stunned and burst into laughter.

"Damn, when others are stupid, such a retarded cheat?"

"He thought he could go from 1.6 meters to 1.7 meters by stepping on a can?"

Just when Deng Xiaolong thought that the annihilation plan would be sold, he made two "bangbangs", and his weight flattened the cans under his feet, and he once again returned to his original shape from the qualified height.

Such a ridiculous little action undoubtedly left a bad impact on Captain Zhou of the security company.

Zhou Shichang shook his head again and again and told him that he was defeated!

However, Deng Xiaolong still did not give up, but stepped forward to pat Zhou Shichang's ass, first praising the scars on Zhou Shichang's body, saying that he was "experienced in a hundred battles" at first glance.

Then, Deng Xiaolong praised the "three bars" on Zhou Shichang's shoulders that he was quite complacent, saying that Zhou Shichang walked like Charles. Bronson.

Charles. Bronson, a famous American action movie superstar in the 80s - praised the portrait of Charles in the early 80s. Bronson is equivalent to praising the portrait of Bruce Lee in the early 70s and Schwarzenegger in the early 90s!

Zhou Shichang had never been praised so much, so he naturally opened the back door to Deng Xiaolong and approved him to become the company's security guard.

After Deng Xiaolong left, Zhou Shichang asked other subordinates, Charles. What exactly does Bronson look like when he walks, his subordinates tell him - "like a big crab running rampant."

Zhou Shichang's surname is not bad, but he is arrogant in front of his subordinates all day long, which undoubtedly makes him unpopular in the company. Its image is indeed like a big crab that is rampant and domineering.

The audience was amused by Captain Zhou's foreign appearance.

"Guanwen, it seems that the audience's response is still good, there is laughter and laughter at midnight!" Zou Wenhuai smiled with satisfaction.

"Hehe, it's still Boss Zou who knows the hero! I found Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan before. And the script of "Modern Bodyguard", Zhang Shaojie put forward such high conditions, and you agreed to it, it turned out to be worth the money! Xu Guanwen did not take credit, but praised Zhang Shaojie and Boss Zou.

"Hey! There are many good scripts in Hong Kong! But most of them smashed! Guanwen is one of the few directors who can make movies even better than the script! Zou Wenhuai was very happy.

He Guanchang said with a smile: "Zhang Shaojie is also very powerful, whether it is a novel or a movie screenwriter, he is a genius!" Guanwen, I don't know if Zhang Shaojie is willing to join our Golden Harvest Company, if he wants to be his own career, we can also open a joint venture with him to open a Zhang Brothers Film Company! ”

Xu Guanwen shook his head and said: "Originally, I invited him, but Zhang Shaojie is more profitable to write novels than to make movies, so he didn't agree!" ”

"That's it!"

When He Guanchang and Zou Wenhuai heard this, they couldn't help but be a little disappointed! For a writer who earns more money writing novels than writing scripts, they also know that money is not effective!

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Captain Zhou Shichang Zhou in the movie, all kinds of security knowledge, are half a bucket of water layman, but the new security guards in the company need vocational training, and these trainings are naturally responsible for Zhou Shichang.

Although Zhou Shichang is right about explaining a lot of knowledge, once he talks about how to use knowledge flexibly, it is nonsense!

For example, when teaching firefighting knowledge and escaping in a fire.

Zhou Shichang said that if you can escape downstairs, you can escape downstairs, and if you can't escape downstairs, you can escape to the roof upstairs, because there is a lot of fresh air on the rooftop.

The subordinates questioned how to escape for their lives when they fled to the rooftop.

Zhou Shichang actually made a strange statement - "Jump down from the building with a parachute!" ”

Then he went on nonsense, a French physicist who jumped from a height with a parachute more than 200 years ago.

But the first person in the world to use a parachute to fight fires was a Chinese paratrooper, and that Chinese paratrooper was Captain Zhou Shichang Zhou!

This is naturally what Zhou Shichang bragged about. In fact, he also talked about parachute knowledge on paper, and he never served as a paratrooper, only washing dishes for paratroopers

Zhou Shichang explained the use of parachutes, all according to the script. Theoretically, there is nothing wrong with that. The problem is that Zhou Shichang himself does not understand at all, let alone conduct any parachute training.

Such a layman is undoubtedly too cheating to teach others the knowledge of skydiving!

In addition, Zhou Shichang used props simulation to teach car driving and rifle shooting indoors, all according to the script, and he himself is a rookie at all!

In the film, a rookie security guard Wang Ping'an, who was teased by Captain Zhou, is actually the son of the company's boss.

Wang Ping'an has just learned the latest security knowledge from studying abroad. In the process of disguising himself as an ordinary security guard in the company, he not only discovered the backwardness of Zhou Shichang's knowledge, but also was teased by Zhou Shichang many times, so he was naturally dissatisfied!

As soon as Wang Ping'an's identity was announced, he became the new boss of the company, and removed Zhou Shichang's position as captain and demoted him to an ordinary newcomer.

Zhou Shichang, played by Xu Guanwen, was removed by the company's new boss, and was reduced to an ordinary new security guard, in order to survive 15 years and receive a pension, he could only swallow his anger.

After becoming a newcomer, Zhou Shichang can only continue to defend on the front line!

During a security mission, Zhou Shichang, Sen, and Deng Xiaolong were asked to go to the bank to protect the customer's cash box.

Unexpectedly, a thief suddenly broke into the bank hall and snatched the cash box.

Zhou Shichang and Sen hurriedly dispatched to catch the thief.

When the thief escaped, the cash box fell, but Deng Xiaolong, who was following behind, was a guard who stole 50,000 yuan.

Although Deng Xiaolong only stole a little, the money in the box was all numbered, and if it was less than 50,000, it would soon be discovered.

After returning to the company, the boss Wang Ping'an was furious, and all three of them were suspected, but there was no evidence, so naturally there was no accusation.

With the stolen 50,000 yuan, Deng Xiaolong obtained the approval of his neighbor Ah Zhen's mother for the marriage of the two.

The thieves also discovered Deng Xiaolong and threatened Deng Xiaolong with Ah Zhen, so that Deng Xiaolong agreed to help them rob with the inside and outside. Although Deng Xiaolong stole 50,000 yuan from the company, he resolutely disagreed. Deng Xiaolong and Ah Zhen were controlled by thieves.

Originally, Ah Zhen appeared in the film for a short time, and the added lines would not exceed 10 sentences, and it only played a dispensable embellishment.

However, now in the plot rewritten by Zhang Shaojie. Anita Mui's Ah Zhen, when she appeared, she was a singer and sang "Demon Girl" on stage

With the appearance of the song "Demon Girl" in the movie, some audiences who like music have been moved!

"Who is this actress?"

"What's the name of this song, it's so good!"

"Great, Jane! This song is so good! If you could make a record, I'd buy it! ”

This song "Demon Girl" suddenly got Anita Mui's Ah Zhen out of the dispensable role! For a while, the entire movie theater was overwhelmed by this "Demon Girl"!

Applause burst on!

The audience applauded Anita Mui's "Demon Girl"!

Anita Mui felt unprecedented excitement, put her arms around Zhang Shaojie's shoulders, kissed him, and said, "Shaojie, I'm so happy, the audience applauded me!" ”

Zhang Shaojie smiled: "You already have the potential to be popular!" I'm just, discovering your talents in advance! ”

"Nope! I know it's you! If it weren't for you, I would only be a little singer performing in a song hall, singing every day, and I could only get a little money! There are so many singers in Hong Kong, but only I was lucky enough to meet you! ”

"Meeting you is the greatest luck in my life, I love you, Zhang Shaojie!" Anita Mui suddenly kissed him passionately.

Zhang Shaojie was kissed hotly, and the kiss was almost breathless for a while.

Shaohuai covered his eyes - a good boy can't see it!

Zhang Xiaoxian's face was pale, she stomped her feet angrily, and scolded secretly: "Dog men and women, shameless!" ”

Yishu looked at the two of them, shook his head and said secretly in his heart, young man, it's always like this. Zhang Shaojie is just a man!