0762 The Joy of Revenge

Just when Liu Xiangyu was about to cut the vegetables, suddenly the sound of the door opening sounded in his ears. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Please search (product # book...... Net)! Liu Xiangyu, the fastest updated novel, knew that Han Xiaowan was coming, so he quickly put down the kitchen knife in his hand and ran out of the kitchen to greet her in person. When she came to the living room, Han Xiaowan walked in with her bag, and her white and red face showed a hint of fatigue. Liu Xiangyu greeted Han Xiaowan with a smile, reached out to take the bag for her, and asked her to sit on the sofa with concern, and take a good rest when she is tired.

Han Xiaowan smiled at him like Liu Xiangyu's thoughts, and there was a hint of mockery in her smile, but she didn't say anything, just walked to the sofa. Sitting down on the sofa, she raised her face slightly and asked Liu Xiangyu if it was time for her to cook. Liu Xiangyu hurriedly replied to Han Xiaowan with a smile, saying that he was very willing to serve her, and he didn't need her to cook, just wait for dinner. After saying that, Liu Xiangyu turned around and ran to the kitchen.

It didn't take long for Liu Xiangyu to fry the dishes, put the rice ready, and served all the meals on the table after three trips back and forth, and then ran to the living room to invite Han Xiaowan to eat. Han Xiaowan turned her head to the handsome guy in front of her, smiled meaningfully, and then stood up lazily. When Liu Xiangyu saw Han Xiaowan get up, he quickly took her hand and walked towards the small restaurant.

Liu Xiangyu sat down in his place first, and when he saw that Han Xiaowan was still standing, he politely invited her to sit. Han Xiaowan's eyes looked strange Liu Xiangyu, and the corners of her mouth hooked up slightly, revealing a mocking smile. Sitting down on the chair beside her, she asked, pretending to be puzzled:

"Hey, husband, why are you making such a sumptuous meal tonight?"

"I don't need to ask, I must be comforting you." Liu Xiangyu said hypocritically, "You work so hard, and you have to drink with customers, of course I have to cook a few good dishes for you to make up." ”

"That's a nice thing to say!" Han Xiaowan glanced at Liu Xiangyu and said, "Who believes it." ”

"It's not a living fact, how can you not believe it?" Liu Xiangyu pointed to the dishes on the table and said seriously, "You are all nutritious and good dishes, this is not to replenish your body, what is it?" Hey, I said wife, don't be so ignorant! ”

"This dish is really good, not only nutritious, but also good in color and flavor, I like it very much." Han Xiaowan swept the dishes on the table in the circle, stared at Liu Xiangyu again, and said, "However, this ......"

"But what, you say?" Liu Xiangyu asked Han Xiaowan a little confused.

"There's a trap in this dish." Han Xiaowan replied, "Don't you think so? ”

"There are traps in the dish, what are you kidding!" Liu Xiangyu's heart was stunned, he realized something, but he pretended to be calm and said, "Don't talk about traps, there are not even pies." ”

"Don't fool yourself, in fact, you know what I mean in your heart." Han Xiaowan sneered, "You and I are both smart people, so you don't need to do anything else, let's be honest." ”

"What do you confess, I am kind enough to cook a good meal and care about you, is it possible that I will become a sinner, and I have to accept your interrogation, and I have to confess honestly?" Liu Xiangyu asked with a smile.

"What kind of kindness, you are a weasel to give a New Year's greeting to the chicken, and you are not kind." Han Xiaowan glared at Liu Xiangyu and said, "Okay, if you don't say it, then I'll just say it, and you give me a good listen." ”

"You want to interrogate me, wife." Liu Xiangyu grinned and said, "Okay, you can interrogate." ”

"Your purpose in making this good dish is to touch my heart, so that I can grant your request." Han Xiaowan looked at Liu Xiangyu and said, "How is it, I'm not wrong, right?" ”

"What you!" Liu Xiangyu said with a smile, "Wife, you are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, I don't mean that at all." I do this purely to care about you, really! ”

"What is really fake, it is simply fake." Han Xiaowan's eyes widened and said, "You think I'm an idiot and will have your schemes?" Recruit from the truth, hear no! ”

"Actually, you can't say that, I cook for you to eat, it's really out of concern for you." Liu Xiangyu said, "Of course, I don't deny that I have some private goods, that is, I want to touch your heart and make you agree to my request, in fact, this is also for your good." ”

"You are for my good and care about me, which really makes me unbearable." Han Xiaowan swallowed the food in her mouth and said sarcastically, "You are so good, husband!" ”

Sun Didi is reluctant to use the trick after the ghost

"Since you know that I am really good to you, then hurry up and promise me, and we will go to get the marriage certificate tomorrow." Liu Xiangyu said with a serious face, "Wife, I beg you!" ”

"Not good." Han Xiaowan replied very dryly, "I have already given you an answer on the phone before, and I will not change my mind now, no matter how delicious the food is, it is useless." ”

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu's chest burst into anger, but he tried to control his emotions, and still said with a smile on his face, "Wife, you just agree, please!" ”

"Don't say begging me, even if you kneel and beg me, it's useless, I will definitely not agree to you." Han Xiaowan replied categorically, "Okay, don't say anything, eat." ”

"You, why are you like this? Not only do I have good words in detail, but I also make a good table of dishes to please you and care about you, why are you so unappreciative, really! Liu Xiangyu complained, took a sip of food in silence, and asked with a smile, "Before, didn't you really want to get a certificate?" ”

"yes." Han Xiaowan said lightly, "But you have found reasons to reject me again and again, which makes me very angry and sad, I really don't understand why you are doing this, it's so infuriating!" ”

"Since that's the case, then I have changed my mind now and want to get the certificate with you immediately, and you should happily agree to me." Liu Xiangyu said, "Now, why don't you want to? ”

"Because I changed my mind, understand?" Han Xiaowan smiled weirdly.

"Why did you change your mind, did you really want to get revenge on me?" Liu Xiangyu asked.

"If you understand it that way, I don't object to it." Han Xiaowan replied indifferently, "Just as you have the right to reject me, I also have the right to reject you, which is reasonable." ”

Sun Qiu is not a ghost, Sun Xueyou is lonely

"You're right." Liu Xiangyu smiled helplessly, "But is this interesting?" ”

"Interesting." Han Xiaowan said-for-tat, "Not only is it interesting, but I also think it's very interesting." Let me tell you, doing so will give me an indescribable joy. ”

"The joy of revenge, right?" Liu Xiangyu raised his eyes and stared at the woman opposite and asked.

"You can understand it this way, I don't want to contradict you." Han Xiaowan said casually, "Okay, everything you have to say has been said, you can eat with peace of mind." ”

"You really don't want to grant my request?" Liu Xiangyu asked Han Xiaowan unwillingly.

"Didn't I make it clear that I need to repeat it?" Han Xiaowan said very resolutely, "Okay, then I'll say it again, I won't get the certificate with you now." ”

After the knot is far away, he hates to be the lonely

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu's face changed with anger, but he didn't get angry at the other party, he only said with restraint, "Okay, if you don't agree, I can't force you to do it." ”

"Now that you know this, what are you talking about, eat your food." Han Xiaowan smiled coldly and said, "Didn't you say that eating and talking will affect your stomach, why are you nagging and talking endlessly now, is it going to cause me stomach problems?" If that's the case, you're too insidious! In order to prevent your conspiracy from succeeding, from now on I will take care of you and eat! ”

The enemy is far away, and the enemy is cold

After finishing speaking, Han Xiaowan lowered her head and continued to eat, looking slow.

The enemy is far away from the enemy, and the enemy Shu Mo coldly took over the post, "Didn't I already make it very clear, do you need me to repeat it?" Han Xiaowan said very resolutely, "Okay, then I'll say it again, I won't get the certificate with you now." ”

Liu Xiangyu originally wanted to continue, but when he saw Han Xiaowan's appearance, he knew that no matter how much he persuaded her to beg her, he might have to make her angry. So, he swallowed the words that had just come to his mouth back into his stomach, and ate them without saying a word.

About ten minutes later, Liu Xiangyu was full, put the chopsticks on the empty bowl, and the beautiful woman smiled slightly. At this moment, Han Xiaowan also put down her chopsticks and raised her head, and her eyes intertwined with the handsome guy opposite, and she couldn't help but smile at him, and her smile revealed a bit of cunning and mockery. Then she got up from her chair, twisted her waist slightly, and prepared to walk into the living room. Seeing this, Liu Xiangyu hurriedly said in a commanding tone:

"Han Xiaowan, you have to wash the dishes and brush the pots, don't push me to do everything, I'm tired."

"What are you tired, you want to take revenge on me." Han Xiaowan smiled, "Admit it!" ”

"Even if I'm going to get revenge on you, so what? You do the first year of junior high school, I do the fifteenth, and the etiquette is still exchanged, what is wrong. If you want to say that there is a mistake, it is your fault first, and I am not wrong at all. Liu Xiangyu replied with a heartfelt voice, "Even if I retaliate against you, I am justified." ”

"Just admit it, as for reason, I'm too lazy to reason with you." Han Xiaowan said.

"It's not that you're too lazy to reason with me, it's that you're not qualified to reason with me at all, because you don't care, hum!" Liu Xiangyu said-for-tat, "Okay, let's start cleaning up the table." ”

"If I don't do what you say, what can you do?" Han Xiaowan asked provocatively.

"You have to do it if you want to, you have to do it if you don't want to do it, you have to do it anyway." Liu Xiangyu said in an iron tone, "Han Xiaowan, if you want to be conscious, hurry up and do your thing." ”

"How about I just don't do it?" Han Xiaowan scoffed and walked towards the living room.

"You ......" Liu Xiangyu glared angrily, "If you don't do it, okay, I won't do it either!" ”

"You don't like to do it, and I didn't ask you to do it." Han Xiaowan said disdainfully, "I really didn't expect that when you Liu Xiangyu was so careful, do you still want a man, cut!" ”

"I'm not like a man?" Liu Xiangyu replied angrily as he walked towards the living room, "Wrong, it's that you don't look like a woman." I'm so good to you, but you're so ignorant, huh! ”

"Who doesn't know what to do!" Han Xiaowan sat down on the sofa, raised her face and glanced at Liu Xiangyu, "Little belly chicken intestines!" Forget it, I'm not going to quarrel with you, it's not interesting at all. ”

"You're just a little belly!" Liu Xiangyu shot back, then sat down on another sofa, glanced at Lianwan angrily, and only aimed his eyes at the door.

Han Xiaowan Xiangyu's extremely rare appearance felt very funny and interesting, and she couldn't help but smile on her face. After a moment of silence, she looked at the other party and asked:

"Why, don't you feel a little quiet? Turn on the TV if you like. ”

"Are you telling me to turn on the TV?" Liu Xiangyu asked pretending not to understand.

"Although anger can lower a person's IQ, it is not so mentally retarded, and it is so funny that you can't even understand such simple words!" Han Xiaowan said sarcastically.

"You really don't understand what you mean, I don't want to do what you want, understand?" Liu Xiangyu replied, "Who is mentally retarded, you are mentally retarded, it's ridiculous!" ”

"Oh, so you're pretending." Han Xiaowan mocked, "You're quite hypocritical." ”

"Am I hypocritical?" Liu Xiangyu was surprised, "Hey, I said Han Xiaowan, don't be in a bad mood, just talk nonsense and slander me." I'm hypocritical, you're just talking nonsense. ”

"I know it's still pretending, what is it if it's not hypocrisy!" Han Xiaowan glared, "You said I was talking nonsense, and I also said that you didn't have the courage to admit your mistakes." ”

After the land is bitter, the enemy hates the secret of science and technology

"Forget it, I won't tell you, isn't it just to turn on the TV, and use such a-for-tat?" Liu Xiangyu said freely, "Good men don't fight with women, I'll turn on the TV." ”

With that, Liu Xiangyu stood up from the sofa and walked towards the TV. When he came to the TV opportunity, he leaned forward and reached out and pressed the TV switch. He straightened up, flashed the TV screen, then turned and walked over to the couch.

Han Xiaowan didn't seem to have Xiangyu, and took the TV remote control to change the channel by herself, causing the TV screen to shake constantly. It wasn't until she found her own eyes that she put the remote control on the coffee table, moved her body back slightly, and leaned back on the sofa to look.

Liu Xiangyu didn't mind that Han Xiaowan picked on her and didn't like the show, which made him unhappy that she looked like no one else, and she didn't treat him as a serious insult at all. Therefore, after being silent for a long time, he couldn't help but ask:

"Hey, I said Han Xiaowan, do you think you're the only one in the living room?"

"Hey, you can still talk, I thought you were a puppet!" Han Xiaowan was still staring intently at the TV screen, saying in that tone that seemed to be ridiculous and mocking.

"You're a puppet!" Liu Xiangyu sneered, "Every time you are like a sparrow, you can't stop chattering, why are you like a puppet at this time?" ”

"Not in the mood." Han Xiaowan squinted at the man next to her and said, "It's all for you, hum!" ”

"You brought it on yourself." Liu Xiangyu countered, "What a good thing, I just let you spoil it." You're embarrassed to blame me for ruining your mood, and I have to compensate you. ”

"Compensation, why should I compensate you?" Han Xiaowan raised her voice and asked.

"You made me feel very unhappy, you ruined my mood, so you compensated me for the loss, the mental loss." Liu Xiangyu looked at Han Xiaowan, serious eight hundred ways.

This book is from // 26/.html