0023 Why didn't you brake

In order to avoid being watched, Ji Fanxi had no choice but to get out of the car and stuffed the handlebar into Tang Yan's hand.

Tang Yan was a child who had never seen the world at this time, after jumping on the car, he rode forward two steps, stopped, and then began to try to "reverse", and when he really started to ride backwards, he shouted in surprise and joy.

Ji Fanxi looked depressed, and said in his heart, why is this guy so dirty, haven't you even heard of Death Fly?

Although this kind of car is not too popular in China, most of the ten-year-old teenagers like Tang Yan have heard of it. In ordinary bicycles, the chain and flywheel are moving, so that when you press the pedals, the bike will move forward, and the wheels do not necessarily have to be pedaled when they are running. As the name suggests, there is a fixed structure between the flywheel and the chain, so if you want to keep the wheel spinning, you have to keep pedaling. Because of this, if this kind of car wants to stop, it does not rely on braking, but fixes the pedals with both feet, relies on drifting, or slows down the wheels to stop. At the same time, it can also be reversed, as long as you step backwards. It's actually the same principle as the kind of unicycle that acrobatic troupes play.

Seeing Tang Yan riding his fiery death flight for a while, he was having fun playing for a while, and Ji Fanxi, who was still angry just now, was also deflated at this time. She finally found out that with Tang Yan's kind of goods, she really couldn't get angry, a little angry, and he would quickly lose it.

This has something to do with the fact that Ji Fanxi herself is actually a child, speaking of which, Ji Fanxi is Tang Yan's teacher, head teacher or something, but that is because of her professional ability.

Ji Fanxi's father was engaged in archaeology, and he was exposed to it since he was a child, and she herself had some boys' surnames, so she also chose this major in college. Due to her father's perennial archaeological travel, Ji Fanxi was sent to a boarding school by her father early, and went to primary school at the age of six. That elementary school happened to be a five-year system, which directly led to Givent's admission to college at the age of seventeen. After graduating from her undergraduate program this year, she is only twenty-one years old, three years older than Tang Yan.

was hired as a lecturer by Jiangcheng University of Technology, which is also a coincidence, so although Ji Fanxi is Tang Yan's teacher, in fact, he is just a big child, he is at the age of fun-loving and noisy, and he has not had time to adapt to the identity of a teacher.

It is difficult for anyone not to be curious about Tang Yan.

Most of the time, he is a little scoundrel with a poisonous tongue, and he is very ruffian, but he can actually draw a very good painting, which is not a big contrast. Chatting with him for a day, he is often half angry with him, as a man, and he makes you want to kick him twice. But now riding that dead fly, but it shows an extremely innocent and pure appearance like a blank paper. Ji Fanxi became more and more unclear about which Tang Yan he saw with a completely different surname was the real him.

Seeing that Tang Yan was having fun, Ji Fanxi walked to a fruit stall at the school gate, ready to buy some fruit to take home.

weighed a black beauty's small watermelon, and when Ji Fanxi was about to pay, the fruit stand in front of him suddenly turned over. When I looked closely, it was actually Tang Yan's guy, who crashed into the fruit stall on a bicycle. On the fruit stand, apples and bananas fell to the ground, and Tang Yan planted his head into the fruit bushes with an exaggerated head, attracting everyone's attention.

"Why doesn't your car have brakes?" Tang Yan sat on the ground, pointed at Ji Fanxi and shouted.

Ji Fanxi had a black line, and she really wanted to pretend that she didn't know this idiot guy, but Tang Yan pointed at herself, and she could only bite the bullet and say, "Death Fly has no brakes, okay?" Get up quickly! What a shame! ”

At this time, the owner of the fruit stall seemed to have finally come to his senses, pointing at Tang Yan who was getting up from the ground and roaring: "If you can't ride, don't come out and be embarrassed, okay?!" Then there was another wail: "Ouch, hey, my fruit!! ”

In a hurry, Ji Fanxi and Tang Yan helped the owner of the fruit stall to re-set up the stall, and then, naturally, began to count the fruits that were damaged by Tang Yan.

Fortunately, Tang Yan knocked over the stall where apples and bananas were placed, and if it was a watermelon stall next to it, basically Tang Yan could only wrap up the circle for the little boss.

In this collision, Apple's loss was okay, that is, several, adding up to just over two catties. However, the loss of bananas is great, a full 37 catties, mainly because they have been squeezed and broken, but they can still be eaten, but it is impossible to return them to the fruit stall owner to continue selling.

There is nothing to say, it can only be bought by Tang Yan, and in the end, Tang Yan carried two large bags of fruit in front of everyone, wanting to cry without tears.

Together with Ji Fanxi, Tang Yan left in a hurry, until he walked to a place where there was no one, Ji Fanxi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and threw the bicycle directly on the side of the road, holding his stomach and laughing, laughing so much that tears burst out, and his waist was bent into one, if it wasn't still outside, Ji Fanxi would definitely roll on the ground with laughter!

Tang Yan's face was dark, and his anger was overflowing, but after a while, he was finally affected by Ji Fanxi's laughter, and he smirked together. It's just that he is different from Ji Fanxi, he started to laugh after carefully putting down the two large bags of fruit in his hand, and Ji Fanxi simply threw the bicycle aside.

After laughing enough, the two wiped the tears on their faces together, and Tang Yan said angrily: "You laugh a fart!" You reimburse the master, blame your damn bike, it didn't brake! ”

When Ji Fanxi, who had just stopped laughing, heard this, he couldn't help it again, and laughed for a long time before he said: "This kind of car doesn't need to brake in the first place, okay?" You can't use brakes, pedals are brakes. ”

Tang Yan seemed to be a little confused, but soon, he figured it out.

"Then you won't tell me!" Tang Yan looked at the two big bags of fruit beside him stupidly, and felt a pain in his heart, this is more than two hundred yuan!

"Didn't you ride well when you first started? I've got you covered. Ouch hey, no, I've got to laugh a bit! Your posture just now is absolutely beautiful, and you plunged headlong into the pile of bananas, hahaha, no, no, no, my stomach hurts......"

"At the beginning, I just went back and forth in place, the speed was very slow, the pedals just moved, and I didn't think about the brakes."

"Then why are you riding to someone's fruit stall?" Ji Fanxi finally straightened up and wiped the tears from his face again.

Tang Yan said angrily: "That's not all because of you! You can't just be honest and watch me ride and buy some bullshit fruit! I've had enough fun, and when I see you're across the street, don't I have to ride over? This ride, the speed is faster, and I found that Nima has no brakes! What a pit daddy's bike! What a fruit stand! There are so many bananas, I want to eat them until next year! ”

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, it's definitely the funniest thing I've ever had this year. No, it's the funniest thing I've ever experienced in my life. Ji Fanxi still couldn't stop laughing, "Actually, you should be grateful that it's just a fruit stand, if it's a little later, there will be a lot of barbecue stalls and that kind of fried stalls over there, and you should also thank me for just selling fruits, not wanting to eat fried, otherwise, you should be planted headlong into the barbecue stall, and then fall into the oil pot!" Hahaha, the iron stick of the barbecue pierced the body, and the head was pierced into the oil pot, you can be regarded as going up the knife mountain and going down the oil pot! Hahaha, Tang Yan, you are so good! ”

"Good your sister! You are actually a people's teacher! Lao Tzu killed you! ”

The so-called evil is born to the side of the guts, Tang Yan was angry, and with a move of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, he rushed to the top of Ji Fanxi's head. However, when he stretched out this grab, Ji Fanxi laughed until he half-squatted, but when he yelled "Lao Tzu killed you", Ji Fanxi just straightened up and raised his head. So, Tang Yan's move Nine Yin White Bone Claw undoubtedly became a divine dragon milk-grabber, good guy, catch it right......

It's summer! Summer! Oh, my God! Ahh!!h

Ji Fanxi instinctively snorted, extremely hissive, Tang Yan didn't understand what was going on, the whole person froze, and the claw remained on Ji Fanxi's chest.

Tang Yan is a bitter child, other children have grown up to his age, even if he has not touched other girls' Mimi, at least he has eaten his mother's Mimi, and he knows a little bit about what is going on. Moreover, it is really rare for an eighteen-year-old boy to have never watched a romantic action movie in an island country. But Tang Yan is really a blank slate in this regard, he is used to having a poisonous tongue and a cheap mouth, what is going on with women, he really doesn't understand at all. It's a pity that he hasn't even eaten his mother's milk, and lives in a prison where even rats are all male, let alone other women's milk.

Although there was no one where they were standing, it didn't mean that there was no one around, so after Ji Fanxi instinctively snorted, he immediately covered his mouth. And Tang Yan continued to be sluggish, without the slightest intention of retracting his hand.

A man and a woman are in such a stalemate in the dark.

"Big, right?" Ji Fanxi's words almost suffocated himself from internal injuries.

Tang Yan was even more hateful, originally just holding it, but when he heard this, he simply pinched it: "It's very soft!" The donkey's lips were not the horse's mouth.

"Have you touched enough?"

"It's okay!"

"It's okay, you still don't let go?"

"It's quite a bullet surname!"

"Bastard, let me go!" Ji Fanxi finally went berserk and kicked Tang Yan in the face.

Tang Yan took a step back, and finally let go of his hand, but before he let go, he didn't forget to pinch it again, and he actually muttered in his mouth: "It's really quite elastic!" ”

Malegobi! - Givensy wanted to swear.

Just when Ji Fanxi wanted to kick Tang Yan, a little fat man rushed over with a group of people holding a flashlight. Running in front of the two, the little fat man took a good look at the two of them with a flashlight, swept the two big bags of fruit on the ground, and finally pointed to Tang Yan and introduced to the group of people behind him: "It's him!" ”

The crowd burst out laughing in unison: "Lots of bananas!" Hahahaha......"

Tang Yan and Ji Fanxi quickly looked at each other, one picked up the bicycle, the other picked up two bags of fruit, rolled up a burst of coyote smoke, and fled ......;