Chapter 096 Crazy NBA, Super Diet Pills
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Three days after Jordan and O'Neal left, an interesting incident occurred in the NBA. Jordan, the owner of the Bobcats, actually used Gilchrist, the No. 1 pick this year, to trade the aging Tracy McGrady to the Hawks. This incident became another big laughing stock in the NBA.
In the past, Jordan was ridiculed by his NBA peers for selecting the top parallel pick, Kwame Brown, and now Jordan's trade action is even more ridiculous than that year's draft.
Throughout the NBA, almost all the owners and coaches laughed at Jordan's pathetic eyes.
However, Jordan was unmoved and insisted on trading Maddie for Maddy, and the Hawks were naturally ecstatic and traded Maddie to the Bobcats right away.
In addition, Jordan's other actions made everyone in the NBA laugh and hurt. Jordan actually recruited Allen Iverson, who is now unable to enter even in the NBA, into the team, and what is even more surprising is that the retired veteran Shaquille O'Neal, Jordan also signed back for $10 million.
The Bucks coach shrugged: "Jordan is crazy to trade Gilchrist for Tracy, it's absolutely crazy behavior." ”
The Cavaliers coach spread his hands: "Oh! God, I can't believe Jordan would do such a stupid thing, Tracy Maddy won two scoring titles that year, but injuries have destroyed him. Although Iverson once had a brilliant glory and won four scoring titles, he is now 37 years old, and due to the impact of injuries, his strength is not as good as before, and he is in a dilemma of having no ball to play. Jordan is crazy. ”
The coach of the Wizards patted his head: "Oh my God, I can't believe it, Jordan actually let Shaq be the center of the team, which is definitely the worst choice." ”
The Eagles coach grinned: "It seems that the Bobcats will have to rot for another year, and it is estimated that the Bobcats will set a new losing streak again." ”
Jordan's change of trade move by the Bobcats has caused a lot of laughter, and no coach, no commentator, has approved of Jordan's trade.
The big-mouthed Ballick, who has been competing with O'Neal, also joked that if O'Neal plays again, he will not exceed 10 points and rebound no more than 3. And joked that if O'Neal did it, he would be willing to eat the basketball raw.
The Bobcats' trade has not yet been settled, and Jordan has even made a bold statement that if the team is in need, he, the owner, will personally help the team. All of a sudden, the ridicule storm reached its peak, and a rookie who had just entered the NBA said that if the 55-year-old Jordan dared to play, he must beat Jordan and let him know that the NBA is the world of young people.
A team's scrap center: "If Jordan plays again, I will have to cover him with at least five caps in a single game, don't try to take a rebound from my head." ”
A team's shameless defender: "If Jordan is on the court, I can shake him down in three steps, and I hope he can play the full three minutes." ”
And for the overwhelming ridicule, Jordan, who has always been arrogant, finally couldn't suppress his anger: "Laughing at our guys, you will pay the price this summer." ”
Just when people were laughing at the turmoil, Jordan held a charity basketball game and invited the Lakers to participate, during which Jordan silenced everyone. O'Neal picked up 18 rebounds and 29 points in the game on the spot, plus 4 blocks, which directly blew up the Lakers' twin towers, and Iverson and Maddy teamed up to score 75 points, beating Kobe's 38 points. The Bobcats beat the Lakers by 37 points, 134-97.
This charity game directly shocked the entire NBA.
"Oh God! Iverson is back, the son of Philadelphia back then, the boy chasing the wind is back, this is the most perfect Iverson, the incredible breakthrough, the unstoppable sprint speed, the 'answer' of the peak is back. ”
"Oh my God! Maddie came back to life, this bastard shot 8 of 8 3-pointers, oh my god, the horrible Maddie came back to life, it was unbelievable, Kobe Bryant became the background today. ”
"Crazy, did you see it, Altai Stone hugged O'Neal, O'Neal hung more than two hundred pounds of Atai dunk, Atai was stupid."
During the live broadcast, the commentator shouted excitedly.
After the game, in the players' locker room, a reporter interviewed the little shark Bynum: "Excuse me, how do you feel about being blown up by Shaq today." ”
Bynum smiled heartlessly at the interviewer: "I can't believe it, the big shark is back, he's really back, you know, how powerful Shaq was at his peak, there's no shame in being beaten by Shaq, he's a big shark, and I'm just a little shark, big fish eat small fish, what the do I have to say." ”
In another interview scene, the reporter interviewed Kobe: "Kobe, what do you think of Iverson and Maddy's game today?" ”
Faced with a reporter's question about his views on today's game, Kobe Bryant's expression was unhappy: "What the fuck, Iverson and Maddie seem to be rejuvenated, my God, when you know and see the state of these two guys at their peak, you know how terrifying they are, we played a great game today, but these two guys joined forces, plus Shaq, the earthlings can't stop it at all." I don't think much of it, it's convincing to lose, they are playing at their best. ”
At the interview site, the player tunnel, Kobe Bryant had just finished the interview, O'Neal laughed and walked over from the player tunnel and opened his arms to Kobe: "Oh! Dear Kobe, are you okay? ”
"I'm fine, Shaq."
O'Neal gave Kobe a hug and hummed shamelessly in Kobe's ear: "With me here, you don't want to win the championship again." ”
In the face of O'Neal's shamelessness, Kobe Bryant's face turned cold, recovered, punched O'Neal with a smile, leaned close to O'Neal's ear and asked: "Damn Shaq, tell me, how did you recover, I feel that you seem to be back to the state you were back then." ”
"Haha, I won't tell you, I'm in trouble right now, I'm going to find that big mouth in Barrick, I want that bastard to eat the basketball in front of me."
At the exit of the player's tunnel, Jordan was blocked by all the reporters: "Great Jordan, please tell me, what method did you use to let O'Neal, Maddy, and Iverson play today's game so perfectly." ”
'It's nothing, they're just playing at about 70 per cent, they have this ability to control the game, they're playing on instinct.
"Dear Jordan, may I ask how you trained O'Neal, Maddy, and Iverson in what way, and how long can you keep them in this state."
"I'm glad you can ask this question, the three of them have taken the weight loss pills of the 'Aihua Company', lost weight, and restored their bodies to peak condition, if nothing else, they will maintain this perfect state all the time, three years, five years or ten years, no problem, haha, no matter who can't stop us Bobcat from becoming the champion this year."
"Oh! God, Mike, are you telling the truth? Did they really take that 'Aihua brand diet pill' to restore their bodies to their peak state? ”
"Of course it's true, and if you don't believe it, you can ask each of them."
Of course, the reporters will not let go of this topic, and stopped O'Neal, Maddie, and Iverson at the moment, and all three of them confirmed that they were indeed taking Aihua brand diet pills, and their physical fitness returned to the level of their youth.
In an instant, 'Aihua brand diet pills' appeared on the global hot spot, and major newspapers, major news channels, and major websites in the United States all reported today's game with headlines, reporting on 'Aihua brand diet pills'.
In front of the TV, Gao Yang smiled and snapped his fingers, there are these superstars advertising themselves, Aihua brand diet pills, it can't work if it's not popular, Gao Yang is ready, waiting for overseas orders to come wildly.
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