0273 Side-knocking
Of course, the conversation can't end like this, Tang Yan pretended to admire the old man's fists and feet, but in fact, what he thought in his heart was that Lao Tzu let you win you with both hands and feet with your teeth alone, and then he touted the old man so much that he didn't even know his surname.
Peng Xingnan obviously noticed the movement downstairs upstairs, no way, Tang Yan's touting was too explicit, there was no basic rhythm at all, and any random person would feel full of flesh and eager to find something to plug Tang Yan's mouth, but the old man who was in it didn't even know it, and thought that the two hands he showed just now made Tang Yan, an "expert", see his brave and heroic appearance when he was young, so he boasted more and more. Peng Xingnan's absolute discoloration was pale, he couldn't have imagined that his idol could say such a blatant and disgusting flattery, although the object of the touting was his grandfather, but he couldn't bear it. For a while, he even began to wonder if there was something wrong with the way he went upstairs, which was why such a result occurred.
"I'll tell you, I want to think back then, when Lao Tzu was young, ......"
People, once you get the words "want to be back then", all of them are not human words, this is like the difference between romance and history, Luo Guanzhong just wants to be back then, and Chen Shou is an honest person, but it is obvious that honest people obviously can't think about that year, so the sales of "Three Kingdoms" are not half a star compared to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Tang Yan actually heard that he was about to vomit out dinner, but in order to find out what the old man's most cherished thing was. He also had to endure the nausea to listen, anyway, it was only about seven o'clock, and there was still an hour before he gave Peng Xingnan a tutor.
After the old man was smug for a while, Tang Yan cautiously seized an opportunity and said, "Old man, you said that your life as a horse can be regarded as magnificent...... The old man became more and more proud, but Peng Xingnan upstairs was already unbearable, and he almost spit out. Hurriedly turned around and ran into the bedroom, plunged into the toilet, and vomited.
The old man took care of himself, indulging in the pleasure of being touted. didn't notice the movement upstairs at all, but after Tang Yan heard it, he took a deep look upstairs, and said in his heart, boy, if you dare to spoil Lao Tzu's business, Lao Tzu will have to hand over your skin and cramps to Xiahou Kang's to sleep for a few nights. After thinking about it, he first had a cold war, and his brain seemed to be a little overdone, he directly thought of how Xiahou Kang laughed and stripped off Peng Xingnan's clothes, and then inserted Peng Xingnan from behind him, and how Peng Xingnan screamed out in despair, shed two lines of tears, and finally cried silently......
That scene is disgusting! ββTang Yan didn't want to express sympathy for Peng Xingnan, but just felt why there was such a thing as a in this world. Aren't they afraid to plug in and out? Although it is actually a very pleasant thing for women to make lilies.
The mouth keeps ......
"What is the most memorable thing in your life that no mortal can see? Or what's your most cherished thing......"
Tang Yan finally asked his true purpose, and the old man did not disappoint him, and said directly: "The most unforgettable." Of course, it was the comrades-in-arms who gave their lives on the battlefield back then......"
Tang Yan rolled her eyes, and said in her heart, "Are you a bit of a score?" Not to mention that these people are all dead, and they are all buried on the spot in the frontier, even if Lao Tzu can find out where they are buried, do you want Lao Tzu to dig them out and give the bones to the system?
The most terrifying thing is that Tang Yan thought about it carefully, and it was not impossible that the system allowed him to draw a grave-digging skill. The old thing's most cherished thing is actually those dead comrades...... Nima, these two forcing systems won't really let Lao Tzu go to the southwest frontier to dig graves and play, right? Although Lao Tzu is not taboo in meat and vegetarian food, but those are also the corpses of heroes, right?
"Old man, I know that memory must be very precious, it almost represents your most passionate and passionate youth."
"That's right, Lao Tzu was only in his thirties at the time, and when he was young, there was always a time when the bullets ran out...... "The following omitted three thousand words bala bala bala......
Tang Yan helped his temples with a headache, and finally lived until the moment when the old man finished boasting, and then said: "But after all, it's just war, and war is actually unjust, which you should also agree." So, in all your years, is there anything more precious than this? β
"What could be more precious? That's my wife......"
You can't cooperate well anymore, I'm going to pump you! Nima, make Lao Tzu happy, don't you? Lao Tzu asked you what is the most precious thing, you say that it is a human being, forget it if it is a human being, if it is really a big traitor Lao Tzu will directly hand him over to the system like a peacock, whether he can come out depends on whether he works hard. The point is that what you said is a dead man, you don't force Lao Tzu into a dead end of digging graves and vowing not to give up, right?
endured extreme nausea again, listening to the old guy tell him how he knew Wei Ruoyi and her grandmother, and how he tricked the little girl into giving birth to him with his handsome and dashing handsomeness, and finally gave birth to two daughters for him, the old guy said shamelessly: "Alas, it's all caused by the war, otherwise, my wife and I wouldn't have had a son, I really don't have time, I have been fighting outside all the year round, so I can only leave her at home alone......"
Tang Yan almost rushed out, if this is the case, even these two girls are not yours, it is not safe! Later, I thought that these words might make the old man angry and die directly, so I gave up.
Listening to the old man's chatter for more than ten minutes, a few tears appeared on the old guy's face, and Tang Yan could also see that the old guy still had deep feelings for his old wife.
But this is also obviously not right, okay? The old lady has also passed away for a long time, do you want Tang Yan to dig a grave? Those comrades-in-arms are okay, Tang Yan dug their graves, and it is estimated that no one will know, but if Tang Yan digs Wei Ruoyi's grandmother's grave, he will know what is going to happen casually, even if Tang Yan now has the identity of the National Security Bureau, he will not be able to keep him!
"Your second elder's relationship is naturally stronger than gold...... What else? You don't have anything special to love other than these people who have left this world? Don't you like to drink? Don't you have any barware or anything that you particularly cherish? β
The old man turned his head and looked at Tang Yan suspiciously: "What do you kid want to ask?" I'm a rough person, what kind of wine utensils do I talk about, Lao Tzu has always just found a cup and bowl when he drinks......"
Tang Yanxin said that this is also true, Lao Tzu is really a mistake, Nima, how can a guy like the old man who is so thick that he can't be coarse anymore can be a vassal and elegant to make any wine utensils.
"What about wine? What is your most cherished wine? In fact, after asking Tang Yan, he already regretted it, if the task of the system was just to let Tang Yan buy a kind of wine back, it would be too easy to complete. Moreover, if the old guy says something monkey wine that can only be seen in martial arts novels, Tang Yan must not be crazy?
"Wine is such a thing, it's good to be strong enough, it doesn't matter what kind of wine it is......"
Okay, you're just a wine barrel, Nima is the same as Black Whirlwind Li Kui, to put it bluntly, this kind of thing just wants to get drunk, and whether the wine is good or not has never been their consideration.
"What about the gun? Do you have a favorite gun? Tang Yan can be regarded as a good teacher, but unfortunately, the answers given to him by the old man disappointed him again and again.
"Guns are always used to kill people, although Lao Tzu has killed many enemies in his life, but Lao Tzu has no interest in this kind of killing tool. I said, why are you so weird kid today? Ask some Lao Tzu what he likes, why do you do it? Are you still beating our family's idea? Lao Tzu tells you that no matter how much you try to please Lao Tzu, it is useless......"
Tang Yan hurriedly stretched out his hand and made a pause gesture: "Stop, I beg you, the reason why Lao Tzu patted you on the back is that I hope you don't change your mind, don't force Lao Tzu to marry your granddaughter that old woman because Lao Tzu is too good, and when Lao Tzu reaches the legal age of marriage in a few years, he will force Lao Tzu to marry your granddaughter, that old woman, okay?" β
"Stinky boy, you want to be beaten, don't you? How can Ruoyi be an old woman?! The old man blew his beard and glared.
Tang Yan was not to be outdone: "Lao Tzu is eighteen years old this year, she is twenty-five years old, do you think she is an old woman to me?" β
"Uh......" The old man had nothing to say, but he was still very angry: "Stinky boy, Lao Tzu told you that you can disrespect Lao Tzu, but you must give Lao Tzu good respect Ruoyi!" Lao Tzu's grandson can fight if you want, and if Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, that kid will not clean up. But if it's easy, it can't! If you let Lao Tzu know that you are bullying Ruoyi, Lao Tzu will not be done with you! β
"Pull it down, that Wei Ruoyi in your family, do you know how notorious he is outside? It's hard to do at best, it's a little trouble, a fight or something, what boy doesn't fight at this age? It's Wei Ruoyi, good guy, you really take care of her, if you continue like this, she will cause you a monstrous disaster sooner or later! If Lao Tzu hadn't been there that day, she would have hung up! β
"With Lao Tzu here, I want to see who dares to bully our family Ruoyi!" The old man was furious!
Tang Yan saw the old guy's state, and his heart sank: I'll take it, the old man's most cherished thing won't be Wei Ruoyi, right? Although this girl is a little annoying, but if you really get her into the system...... (To be continued)
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