Chapter 80: A Special Fart
"Zhao Dong, how did you meet Yiru?"
The dish had already been ordered, although Guo Yufeng was a little painful, but after all, he could still afford it, took a sip of beer, and chatted with Zhao Dong seemingly casually.
"This is good, the meat melts in the mouth, fragrant!" Zhao Dong stuffed food into his mouth, praised the dish vigorously, and did not answer Guo Yufeng's question positively.
Guo Yufeng secretly scolded Zhao Dong in his heart, but still smiled and said: "Brother Zhao Dong, I know that we are very unhappy when I see you twice, and it is estimated that your impression of me is also very bad, but that is because you know me, I have been a person for a long time, and you know that I am a good friend who can definitely be made." ”
"Uh-huh!" Zhao Dong took another bite of crab meat and nodded, not knowing if it was very palatable to the dish, or if he agreed with Guo Yufeng's words.
"I'm a big man, I can't hide things in my heart, since you are Yiru's godbrother, then we are not outsiders, we have not mentioned the previous things, if there is anything wrong, don't take it to heart."
Hearing Guo Yufeng say this, Zhao Dong felt a little more comfortable in his heart, wiped his mouth, and said, "Then what are you looking for me?" ”
Guo Yufeng endured the eagerness in his heart and said, "This ...... It's not convenient here, let's find a quiet place and say that you can finish eating first. ”
Zhao Dong is also not polite, since this guy has something to ask for himself, he should eat it, and there is no need to save money for him.
Finally, Zhao Dong was full, Guo Yufeng hurriedly beckoned the waiter to pay, and Zhao Dong immediately said to the waiter: "Waiter!" Pack! ”
Guo Yufeng frowned, when he came out to eat, no matter how much was left, and when he didn't pack, in his eyes, packing was definitely a very embarrassing thing, especially when Zhao Dong shouted so loudly, Guo Yufeng felt that his face was lost, and hurriedly said: "Don't pack, I'll invite you to eat when I get back." ”
Looking at Guo Yufeng's ugly face, Zhao Dong felt very happy in his heart, and immediately said: "Don't, it's shameful to waste, I ordered these things for my relatives to eat, how can I not bring them back." ”
Guo Yufeng hurriedly said: "No, no! Whatever you want, I'll ask them to make it for you to send home in the evening. ”
"That's a lot of money, I'm embarrassed, besides...... These are all I love to eat. Zhao Dong didn't expect Guo Yufeng to answer like this, this Guo Yufeng really has money and no place to spend it.
"It's okay, it's okay! Waiter, place another order according to this table, I will buy it together now, and deliver it to this little brother's house in the evening. ”
Although Huafu Restaurant does not have a takeaway service, it also has a door-to-door catering service, and Guo Yufeng is also a regular customer here, so the waiter immediately agreed.
Twenty minutes later, Guo Yufeng had already taken Zhao Dong to a community outside the Second Ring Road, then parked the car in front of a reading villa, opened the car door, and said: "This house has just been bought, it has just been renovated, and no one lives in it for the time being, it is absolutely quiet." ”
The two entered the living room, Zhao Dong was also secretly speechless, and he also saw what is called the life of a rich man, the living room of this villa alone is extremely luxurious, although Zhao Dong is not knowledgeable, but he can also feel that no matter from large pieces of furniture, to small pieces of various decorations, all of them are boutiques.
Bringing Zhao Dong here, Guo Yufeng was even more smiling, and said, "Come on, come on!" Brother Zhao Dong sit, if you want to drink something, I'll get it for you. ”
Unexpectedly, Zhao Dong shrank back at this time, looked at Guo Yufeng nervously, and said with a frightened face: "You...... What do you want? ”
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to discuss something with you, don't be afraid." Guo Yufeng made Zhao Dong's nervousness a little confused.
"But...... But your smile is so silvery, I'm ...... I don't like men! ”
Guo Yufeng almost fell to the ground, he was so angry in his heart, this Zhao Dong was really depressing, especially the weak and helpless look, as if he really wanted to do something to him, although he didn't say that he was tall and mighty, but he was not full of manliness, how could this kid see that he had such a habit, and said angrily: "I don't like men either, don't worry." ”
"Really?" Zhao Dong still looked at Guo Yufeng vigilantly.
"Really!" Guo Yufeng was a little angry, and almost smashed the ashtray on the coffee table on Zhao Dong's head.
"Oh! I'm relieved that you're like this! Zhao Dong covered his chest.
"You ......" Guo Yufeng almost didn't catch his breath, and circled around the sofa for half a circle, which can be regarded as smoothing out the breath, and after going to get two cans of drinks, Guo Yufeng opened it for Zhao Dong with his own hands and said, "Drink some drinks." ”
Zhao Dong took the drink but took a look, looked at Guo Yufeng vigilantly and said, "You're not here...... Drugged, right? ”
"I ......" Guo Yufeng's anger that had just calmed down came up again, and he raised his head and put the drink to his mouth, but he didn't pour out a drop, and the mouth of the can hadn't been opened yet.
Seeing that Guo Yufeng was already angry enough, Zhao Dong's face suddenly changed, and he said to Guo Yufeng adoringly: "Brother Guo, your special function yesterday is really handsome, can you perform it for me again?" ”
When Guo Yufeng heard this, all his anger was as if he had been drained by a powerful air pump, and he was also very excited in his heart, but he immediately said very depressedly: "Brother Zhao Dong, I won't tell you, my special function was only discovered recently, and it is still ineffective, just like yesterday, it was very spiritual, but what about today...... It just didn't work out. ”
"Ah, what's going on?" Zhao Dong looked confused, but he was secretly happy in his heart, this guy also put gold on his face, which obviously would not associate the problem with him, even if Shen Yiru asked, as long as this guy said so, he was completely out of touch.
Guo Yufeng frowned and said: "I just want to discuss it with you, no one saw it a few days ago, and I didn't tell anyone else, yesterday you and Yiru saw it, you help me think about it, what was the special situation at that time?" Is there something triggering my deliberate feature? ”
Zhao Dong couldn't stop laughing, but he still pretended to frown and thought, "What was there that day...... What was there that day? How do I know what sparked you that day? Yes! I remember...... There was definitely something very special that day. ”
"What's the matter?" Guo Yufeng's eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at Zhao Dong excitedly.
"This ......" Zhao Dong suddenly twisted and said, "That, I farted that day, isn't it...... Special? ”
Today I was shocked to hear that an author mm had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, and the current news is not certain, but my heart is also very uncomfortable, if this is a fake news, it is best, if it is true, I hope that Erqin mm will recover as soon as possible...... Ming said that I am here to pray for your blessing
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